Why dont normie eldar produce more eldar in vats like edgy dark

>>54479189
>Why dont normie eldar produce more eldar in vats like edgy dark eldar?
Because cloning is so awful that even Chaos Astartes would not cross that line.

>Are there more dark eldar than normal eldar?
It is rumored that yes.

>pic related will never be your waifu
Good, I like my body parts in their place.

>normie
Monkeigh fuck off. The problem isn't breeding, the problem is that CWE need spirit stones to save them from Slaanesh, whereas the Dark Eldar are save from that in the webway. This is really basic Eldar lore.

>>54479189
Because they think it interferes with souls
Yes
Good (because you can see scar tissue on her belly. She's obviously a loser who got hit)

Hard limit on soul stones. Also since the dark eldar seem to see vatborn as inferior, it would be a bad thing for craftworld eldar to have a whole section of their population they'd see as inferior and probably stick with drudgery while they do fun things, returning to a pre-Fall state and fucking things up again.

>>54479189
Not enough soulstones

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>>54479189
Good luck Ynnari don't need spiritstones.

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>>54479549
But I have heard that chaos clones astartes

>>54479576
>>54479584
Wait so DE re safe from slaanesh? I tought they was more fuckd by her than regular eldar are.

Do it takes the same time for DE to create natural eldar as for craftworld eldar?

Why are you afraid of my girl Lelith?

>>54479737
>a waifufaggot not knowing a thing about the race he waifus
Color me suprised.

>>54479737
"Safe" is a relative term.

Imagine the Eldar soul is like water in a bucket.
The hunger of Slaanesh is a hole at the bottom, which'll constantly drain the water/soul.
The craftworlders and exodites jam a stone in the hole, stopping the water from escaping.
The dark eldar just keep pouring in more water (via sacrifices) in the hopes of keeping it full.

And yes, trueborn gestate for the same length as craftworlders or exodites.

>>54479549
Chaos Space marines use clones all the time. For example Honsou is a clone from a mix of DNA from an IW apothecary named Honorable Soulaka and a Imperial Fists captain.

>>54479549
DE don't clone. Their Vatborne are just regular fetuses developed in a tank instead of staying in their mom.

>>54479779
That's neither another IF captain nor another Honorable Soulanka. So, no clone.

>>54479549
>>54479584
DE don't actually use cloning (cloning in 40k seems to be a bad idea, you can't clone a soul so clones usually end up mindless and the few times somebody has succeeded in making a clone with a functioning mind they still tend to be fucked up in some way or other). They just take an embryo and place it in an artificial womb, using their science to speed up the process so that you get a fully grown eldar after a few months.
As for why CWE don't use the technology, it might be something they simply don't have access to, having either been developed by the haemonculi or being an example of pre-Fall technology the CWE have lost by DE still retain. And even if they would have the technology, they might not use it for philosophical reasons, since CWE purposefully distance themselves from the kind of lifestyle that led to the Fall and live an aeschetic lifestly (compared to pre-Fall eldar anyway). Being able to grow children on an assembly line to avoid the hardships of pregnancy would seem like something the CWE would consider as an example of pre-Fall decadence.
And even if CWE were to use that kind of technology, it wouldn't remove the problem of spirit stones being difficult to acquire, which imposes a hard limit on their population growth rate.

>>54479949
If Honsou isn't a clone using pieces of DNA from both astartea, then what is he?

>>54480017
>you can't clone a soul
So would cloning a blank be more viable?

>>54480017
>Being able to grow children on an assembly line to avoid the hardships of pregnancy would seem like something the CWE would consider as an example of pre-Fall decadence.
That is fairly ironic since in Commoraugh a female Dark Eldar being able to carry a child to term without getting murdered is considered one of the most prestigious accomplishments possible

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>>54479189
>wanting a drug addicted whore that kills people
I'd rather not, greater good and all.

>>54479189
>pic related will never be your waifu
Good. I like something more grabable than A-cup.

>>54480190
Eldar can be pregnant for years right? I imagine trusting another dark eldar to not kill you midcoitus to be very amusing for anyone watching.
I also what to know what they meant by hybrids.

>>54480225
This isn't how they look at all.

>>54479737
All eldar souls would normally go to Slaanesh when they die, with the exception of the Harlequins whose pact with the Laughting God means their souls go to him (except the Solitaire, who by taking the role of She Who Thirsts also forfeits his soul to her, but even then Cegorah occasionally manages to trick Slaanesh and snatch the Solitaire's soul to himself). Craftworld eldar and Exodites wear spirit stones that trap the soul of the wearer on the moment of their death, after which the soul may be moved from the stone to the craftworld's infinity circuit or the Exodites' world spirit, where it can hang out with other eldar souls, safe from Slaanesh.
Dark eldar simply don't plan on dying. Their soul is contantly drained by Slaanesh, but as long as they keep on feeding on the suffering of others they can replenish their souls and theoretically live forever. If they do die, the soul keeps clinging to the mortal remains for some time, allowing the Haemonculi to resurrect them if they act quick enough.

>>54479596
DE only see the "halfborn" as inferior because it's a status thing. There isn't any evidence that they're physically or mentally inferior to "trueborn" eldar, but being trueborn means you have rich parents, which means you're higher status than the common rabble and therefor better.
Because having your children grown in vats is so easy and cheap (Haemonculi seem to be doing it for free, probably because they'd run out of customers if DE would go extinct from constantly killing each other), having children the old fashioned way is seen as a sign of wealth and power since it shows you have enough money to do things in an expensive and complicated way rather than the cheap and easy way. Basically, getting pregnant is for DE what buying a luxury yatch is to billionaires; sure, it's a pretty terrible use of money logically speaking, but having one is an unmistakeable sign that you're rich as fuck and can throw millions into complete frivolosities.

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>>54480225
That's Lelith, the only straight-edge wych. Well, at least untill the index xenos entry gave her the combat drugs rule, but I'm pretty sure that was just due to them pasting that rule to all wytch cult models. Fluffwise Lelith specifically doesn't use drugs because winners don't do drugs (and also they interfere with your senses and she wants to experience each fight without her mind clouded by drugs).

>>54480032
Technically their son

>>54480383
Is Honsu a fucked up monster because he's a designer baby or because he's a CSM, or both?
Because now I'm thinking about combined loyalist chapters/legions and how good/bad that idea is.
Thousand Sons + Space Wolfs = Worst Idea or Best Idea?
Also Space Marines can have two gay dads

>>54480478
Space marines have only one "parent", its their primarch, they are still born from vagina.

>>54480283
Still have dsl, and gue'vesa women are just like in my cantonese pornographic video games.

>>54480351
She's still a particularly murderous and sadistic member of a race known for being pure evil.

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>>54480554
>melee tau
>not part of the enclaves

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>>54480528
But Honolulu is genetically made a Space Marine from two gene-seeds, so technically he has two Primarchs as his "fathers"?
Double Demi-god Gay Dads is even better

>>54479189
>Are there more dark eldar than normal eldar?

No. 8th Edition Rulebook canonically and explicitly states most Eldar (Aeldari) are Craftworlders.

>>54480311
>Basically, getting pregnant is for DE what buying a luxury yatch is to billionaires; sure, it's a pretty terrible use of money logically speaking, but having one is an unmistakeable sign that you're rich as fuck and can throw millions into complete frivolosities.
So sticking pillows under your dress would be considered height of fashion for poorer DE women since it'd make you appear wealthier?

>>54479678
Well, yeah, because it'd be pointless - they've already pledged their souls to Slaanesh!

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>>54481727
That seems rather odd since Commorragh is supposed to be to an Imperial hive world (with population in tens of billions) what a mountain is to a molehill, and craftworlds are generally mentioned to have very small populations (the Path of Eldar book lists Alatoic's one of the major carftworlds, population as low tens of millions, and Phil Kelly mentions in one WD article that small craftworlds have population of millions).The Iyanden supplement did give Iyanden's pupulation before getting 'Nidded as several billions, but it has been always mentioned to have been the largest and most populous craftworld before getting wrecked and losing most of its population.
I quess there's just a lot of craftworlds out there.

>>54482075
They're probably not at capacity, because of the murders. If you set up shop in New York then kill 3 million people with a big S&M party, there's gonna be a lot of empty apartments.

>>54481775
Given how fashion often works, probably. I'd expect a lot of fancy DE dresses to feature a sort of bustle-like device on the front. They probably should've given Yvraine one of those instead of a regular bustle, but that might've been too odd for people not extremely familiar with DE fluff.

>>54482094

But they aren't limited by normal reproduction methods unlike Craftworlders or even the Imperium which forbids clones. Dark Eldar could easily have ridiculous numbers like orks.

>>54482369
Having sex with another dark eldar is suicide, and most of then left to join Yvraine. And then daemons ate most of the remainder still.

>>54482494

But I just wrote that they don't need any sex to pump out more eldar

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>>54481727
>>54482094
>>54482369

the dark eldar were the most numerous off all eldar of a long time, however its surprising how fast your population can plummet when a portal to space hell opens up in the middle of the most densely populated district of your nation, then another portal to the shadow realm opens up in that same district, then your dickbag leader locks all the doors out of the district because he's a dick, then a bunch of the survivors of the daemon/shadow monster mosh-pit decide they're sick of their leaders shit and join the nearest murdercult and leave the city, THEN the fastest means of re-population start complaining because they no longer have a monopoly on immortality

as a result the Deldar are no longer the most populous of the eldar

>>54482494
>not wanting to have extreme hedonistic torture sex with a female DE before waking up in a regrowth vat because your sex play was too extreme

>>54482369
Ya know, they probably do have crazy numbers like that, but I honestly (and this is pure supposition) that the majority of DEldar, like 95%, aren't interested in anything beyond the Dark City. The tabletop are the raider that bother to go out and get slaves, but it's like you don't need most of the population to make food for the rest, DEldar are good enough at getting slaves and other shit that most of them can just stay fuckin', suckin' and truckin' until all those daemons turned up. They literally are continuing the Pre-Fall lifestyle, just now with the added issue of Slaanesh eating their souls. They're still stealing suns, doing drugs and lazing about. They create kids when they want them, but mostly are immortal slobs watching the Big Game (professional murder) and gossiping (and unprofessional murder)

Or maybe it's just GW having no sense of scale

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>>54482572

this too

>>54480088
Yes. A good amount of the blank assassins are clones. At least the males are, due to the fickleness of the gene.

>>54481775
Eh, if you don't mind your enemies being more bold in their attempts of to kill you. Being pregnant in DE culture is a weakness.

>>54484391
It's kind of a weird thing. Being pregnant obviously puts you at disadvantage, which in a culture where any sign of weakness can lead to your rivals pouncing on you because they see their chanse to dispose you can be extremely deadly. But because DE don't actually need to get pregnant and only do it if they want to (and know they can survive through it), it ends up being a sign of power; she's effectively saying "I'm so powerful I can afford to give myself a handicap and still have nothing to fear from you".

>>54484775
It's not really that weird. "I' m powerful/rich/awesome enough to act like a retard and get away with it" is a well established factor of real life fashion trends.

>>54479189
>"normie" Eldar

Dark Eldar VASTLY outnumber Craftworld and Exodite Eldar, because they live in the Webway and reproduce like rabbits by comparison as they aren't restricted by the acquisition of Soul Stones.

In addition, Dark Eldar also are the closest to "original" Eldar culture - all they did was turn the hedonism up to 11 to stave off Slaanesh eating their souls.

They are the normies, anon.

>>54479549
>Chaos Astartes would not cross that line.

That can't be true

Just look at Abbadon

>>54480478
I would say it is because he's a Chaos Space Marine. Hell, even imperial space marines have stated that he has the makings of being a great imperial hero if he didn't get taken by the Iron Warriors.

>>54488754
>Dark Eldar VASTLY outnumber Craftworld and Exodite Eldar

No, they don't Craftworlders outnumber the Dark Eldar.

And wrong again. The Dark Eldar and their originators abandoned Eldar culture and tradition in the last 10 thousand years of their empire which a blink of an eye for the Eldar. For 60 million years, the original Eldar were more akin to craftworlders in their religiosity, traditions, and HAVING PSYCHIC POWER.

Dark Eldar fags tend to be retarded so you are forgiven.

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>>54479189
>Why dont normie eldar produce more eldar in vats like edgy dark eldar?
Because they don't want to feed Slaanesh or give birth to children if they will be condemned to torture/murder/fuck hell forever when they die?

>Are there more dark eldar than normal eldar?
More "normal" eldar
Craftwords are void-born continents
DE have one city (albeit one that breaks traditional euclidean dimensions)

>pic related will never be your waifu
Fucking hell good
I would say all the things I would rather do than get my dick anywhere near a DE, but I realize she would probably do all manner of unpleasant things to me I cannot even begin to imagine as foreplay.

Superior inquisition sanctioned waifu on pic related

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>>54479678
>>54481848

>Yanari and all Eldari are actually cultists of slaneesh
>wake up girlyman, blind him with hot Yanari ass and slaneshi tricks
>girliman goes full retard fixing imperium to his 'perfect' vision, starts to hate everybody not him in the process
>cawl is actually heretek
>chad marines primaris are actually traitor marines, infiltrating every chapter
>they just blew up Cadia...

man can dream

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>>54497561

tfw even on the spot made autismo /tg/ drivel like this one is way better than official GW lore

why live

>>54493904
>For 60 million years, the original Eldar were more akin to craftworlders in their religiosity, traditions, and HAVING PSYCHIC POWER.

Nigger, what? The Craftworlders were quite literally the equivalent of crazy preppers that bought a container ship to live on so they could survive the apocalypse unharmed. Dark Eldar are way closer to the original Eldar in terms of culture, degeneracy and technology. The whole shtick of the Deldar is "NAH FUCK YOU WE DON'T CHANGE OUR WAYS", combined with fucked up shit out of necessity.

>>54479777
While Harlequins get a new bucket, except for Solitaires, who hope their god can move another bucket underneath.

>>54498400
No, the Dark Eldar do not honour the Eldar pantheon, they are not psychic, and they do not value the old traditions of the Eldar like Necron hunting.

The hedonist Eldar are a relatively new thing to come to Eldar having come to be a thing in just 20L years of Eldar history.

>>54498874
So the Dark Eldar behave like the Eldar Empire did for the era before the fall. When Eldar culture was one of excess, pleasure cults, and revelling in the fact that the eldar were the top dogs. It had been that way for close to 50 million years, the vast majority of the Eldars Existence
Face it, compared to the Eldar Empire, Craftworlders are crazy preppers, while the Dark Eldar are still the same, except they have slaves carry things over to them, rather than levitate it with their minds.

>>54498874
Why aren't DE psychic, anyway? That seems like a very strange racial trait to loose.

>>54498956
They stopped using it to halt the deterioration of their souls when Slaanesh was still a big threat. Their psychic abilities stopped working after a while, since no-one was using it, so it eventually got bred out or withered away like a muscle not being used.

>>54498956
Their psychic abilities is what enable them to feed of others souls. They didnt lost it they change the way they use it.

>>54498940
>It had been that way for close to 50 million years, the vast majority of the Eldars Existence

No, it wasn't. We have the timeline. The Cults rose in like 20M.

>>54499093
No, the lore says they are inert psychically.

>>54499497
Some fluff, like the Path of DE books, mention that their psychic abilities have turned inwards to preserve them from Slaanesh's soul-draining. So they might still be latent psychics like other Eldar, but unable to manifets powers since their psychic ability consists of keeping their soul attached to the body, even after death. The ability to feed on souls of others is probably also psychic. You'll never get DE actually manifesting psychic powers and throwing around mind-bullets, though.

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>>54479737
>>54480351
>xeno abomination
Just daily remember that thing is basically a lich with a glamour facade. An "undead" abomination which refuses to die, whose true form puts any warp-spawn to shame.

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>>54480225
>aliens

>>54481775
>>54482304
Guys, help me. I'm constructing a magical realm here.

>>54503479
How magical realm do you want?
In an effort to mimic pregnancy, they take drugs to induce lactation, so they are constantly leaking

Reminder that Dark Eldar do have a lot of human hybrids given they are sick fucks, which helps with their numbers and also helps explain why Yvraine wasn't more apprehensive about holy matrimony with a mon'keigh.
only half of this post is memes

>>54498431
Need a hug and a safe space? Maybe some warm tea and a blanket?

>>54498956
They didn't lose their psychic abilities, they simply stopped using it in any way that would attract the attention of Slaanesh.

Think of it like this: if psychic power = paint brush, then DE still have their pain brush, they are simply painting a different picture.

>>54504620
Honestly, the clothing basis is weak sauce. They have to have the capacity to induce a permanent false pregnancy thing going and more, using future science.

Then, because they're Dark Eldar, and are basically 'supernormal stimuation: the culture' the appearance of a conventional pregnancy will quickly become unimpressive, even if it's an actual pregnancy, and we'll have bloated, gravid monstrosities beyond what their anatomy should be capable of.

Dont eldar require sex multiple times before they conceive, instead of just 1 time sex? How can dark eldar fuck the same person multiple times without some kind of backstabbing happening?

>>54506293
Why do you think Trueborn are such a huge fucking deal?

>>54494539
>DE have one city
Technically it is a bunch of smaller port cities that owe loyalty to a central city and Vect.

>>54506342
Because of the aforementioned pregnancy and vulnerability issue. That already costs a lot of effort since you have to have the guile and money to keep assassins of your pregnant ass. But if you consider the difficulty of conceiving with it it becomes even more difficult.
You would have to kidnap some high ranking dark eldar male (you wouldnt bother carrying some lowly DE his child of course), chain him in your dungeon so you can rape him for an extended period of time to conceive, meanwhile you also have to feed him suffering to prevent his soul from getting eaten by slaneesh. And THEN you still have to carry the burden of pregnancy. If you kill the prisoner his associates will probably try to kill you as warning not to fuck with them, if you let him go he will probably try to steal the kid since his trueborn child is a mighty trophy.

I dont think they considered the extend of this. The only other option I could think of is that two dark eldar decide to fuck eachother for a while and then they agree to totally wont start backstabbing eachother as soon as the kid is born which of course they will.

I bet Dark Eldar never have sex in anything other than the missionary position.
Which Dark Eldar would willingly show their back to another to do doggy style?

>>54506564
Well the child is usually spoiled like crazy. Maybe the DEldar who conceived them are killing each other over custody.

>I'm the better parent, I sent him an entire convent of Monkeigh Sisters to be his sex slaves
>He doesn't even know what sex is yet you idiot! Which is why my Voidrifle is the better gift! I deserve to raise him
>You deserve to raise my [alien organ] and nothing else whore!
>Monkegh fucker!

>>Mom, Dad, are you fighting again?
>Yes sweetie, we're sorry for waking you, go back to bed. We'll kill each other outside!
>>Okay...

>>54506293
Human slaves don't backstab you.

>>54506690
I heard they hold eachothers hands to prevent any strangulation, they lock their legs to prevent their partner from grabbing a weapon, they have deep kisses to make sure they cant bite without biting their own tongue.

>>54506705
They also don't give you purebred trueborn. Just filthy hybrids.

>>54506692
Or one parents just abducts him and hides him.

>>54506705
>befouling your womb with the sperm of the lowly Monkeigh

>>54506800
You say that as if it wasn't a common occurrence.

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>>54506690
>>54506768
Get out, you fucking deviants.

>>54506800
Might be a good way to punish your rivals.
>Bind them so they are unable to move
>Release hundreds of Monkeigh pumped full of Eldar Viagra
>Just enough to get a DEldar horny for an hour, but will send Monkeigh into a frenzy
>Hijinks ensue

>>54506867
It isn't

>>54507295
>highest number of hybrids among all Eldar
Note that this implies craftworlders and exodites also have hybrids.
Just don't think about it too much.

>>54507392
>Craftworlders and Exodites have somewhere between 0 and 3 hybrids
>Dark Eldar, who vastly outnumber their kin by multiple digits, have like 20 hybrids
Ifs no doubt a secluded thing that only happens when an Eldar lord fucks his human concubine and doesn't throw her away or something

>>54507452
>vastly outnumber their kin
Not anymore they don't.

GW never had any sense of scale.

It is official fluff that there is less than one space marine for every world of the imperium. Yet the space marines are somehow regarded as an important part of the imperium military.

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>>54507772
I guess they're like grail knights, in fluff they can solo a bunch of ogres and just flat out butcher rhinox riders with ease.
In crunch though, they are significantly weaker and more numerous. To the point you have to make a distinction between gameplay and story.
Like how Eldar are a dying race yet are still very populous in the table.

>>54506690
>>54506768
this is some sick shit.

fucking deldar

>>54506140
> Hyperpreg DE
thisismyfetis.png

>>54498956
Dark Eldar actively suppress any and all psychic abilities, because unlike Craftworlders they do not have soulstones to protect them from Slaanesh. As such, they do any and everything they possibly can to prevent Slaanesh from getting a foothold in their realm. Using any of their psychic gifts makes them more susceptible to Slaaneshi daemons, so over thousands of years their abilities have atrophied to virtually nothing (although they are still sensitive to major psychic phenomenon, and they have passive abilities like sucking up emotions to invigorate them.

Anybody who shows signs of psychic powers in Commorragh is outright killed by Vect and his minions to ensure that daemons stay outside the Dark City to ensure that the threat of daemons (was) kept at bay.

>>54479549
>Because cloning is so awful that even Chaos Astartes would not cross that line.

Untrue, very untrue. It is more a matter that it is easy to fuck up in 40k. If you do not have the skills to do it right or at lest mostly right it is not a good invest.

>>54482369
>even the Imperium which forbids clones.

>http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Afriel_Strain

You are wrong, they just do not talk about it much.

>>54508338
exactly
>dying race
>still more aspect warriors than space marines by a ridiculous margin

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>>54480554
Cringe

>>54506564
Codex says they remove egg once its fertilized, so every child is conceived through sex

>>54479549
>Chaos Astartes
>Any moral standings
>laughingdaemonculaba.png

>>54497561
>Guiliman is actually Alpharius

>>54511596
But commoragh got raided by orks, doesnt their waaagh field kick up enough dirt to show slaneesh exactly where her next meal is?

>>54513765
I seriously doubt slaanesh doesn't know where commoragh is, and I seriously doubt the WAAAGH! field can be hijacked by slaanesh.

Presumably because the Haemonculi are the ones who know how to work the vats and Craftworlders don't want them anywhere near their gibblets.

>>54513765
The problem isn't the location, Slaneesh is very aware of it. The problem is that it is located in a very deadly bubble of reality that cannot support a warp god's physical form.

>>54511578
How do you feel about Morbid obesity

>>54520322
Makes me wonder why Slaanesh hasn't send a huge army of Chaos to storm these territories of the warp for him, so it can consume all these delicious Eldar souls. Or was that a thing at some point?

>>54520901
The webway makes that impossible to do unless it's breached. It's a fact that the DEldar know very well, and was once weaponized by Vect to get rid of a rival.

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>>54480554
Fuck you /tg/ this is my headcanon and I refuse to be part of your unfuckable Tau reality.

>>54523753
In the real lore all characters are sexy. Its just that games workshop knows that mothers wont buy sexy models for their kids.

I fucking hate these cunts who think they know Eldar lore.

>>54523859
>In the real lore
Really want to know what some anon might understand as "real lore".

>>54523897
what makes my dick grow hard

>>54512350
That's easy, just sterilize your human slaves, then right before you fuck them, use a syringe to inject their empty prostate full of Dark Elder jizz.

>>54523925
might as well inject the DE cum in your womb directly

>>54523949
But then you don't get to feed off of the pain and suffering as you rape some poor soul's dick with your vagina dentata.

>>54523913
Take it to /aco/.

It's canon that Lelith kills all her lovers after a while.

>>54523990
>be wych
>off to torture slave
>a fucking daemonette is there
>she's doing things to him that are horrible but he's smiling
>"I-I'm sorry mistress, but her torment is exquisite. I can no longer suffer properly at your hands"
>daemon vanishes
>now you can't get so much as a cry of pain from him
>only torment he is going through is the lack of her crab cock and barbedgina
>you even caught him sticking knives under his scalp to try and simulate her embrace
>ends up dying of a broken heart

>>54506526
Just how big is Commoragh?
Ball park it, because unless its bigger than the planet earth, the DE have fewer members than the Eldar

That and consider the amount of prisoners the DE would have to take in order to keep their souls safe from Slaanesh if they had a large population

>>54524127
>She kills all her lovers
>Some bony DE hole
>Wont ever love you
So not worth it

See, thats the problem with disconnecting sexual acts from emotion, it kind of ruins the appeal of character
Fuck, even a tennis game can mean something if you attach emotion and caring to it. But here's the thing, you don't have to only play tennis with one person, you can enjoy all the tennis you are comfortable with, which everyone has a different level.

But just because a tennis game is overtly complicated doesn't make it worth losing your life to play

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>>54494539
>Superior inquisition sanctioned waifu on pic related

>>54494539
>Why dont normie eldar produce more eldar in vats like edgy dark eldar?
>Because they don't want to feed Slaanesh or give birth to children if they will be condemned to torture/murder/fuck hell forever when they die?
This
imagine if your children were 100% guaranteed to go directly to hell upon death
imagine now that not only is this a thing, but you live in the 40K verse as an eldar
imagine everything is trying to kill you, orks, humans, demons, other aliens

imagine now that you are biologically immortal, and that there is a very good chance that you will outlive your children

Still wanna have kids?
No?
That's why the eldar aren't breeding like rabbits

>>54480351
>She goes into battle with her opponents all drugged up
And everyone lauds her for winning?
If I win a fistfight against a man who is in a weed coma I doubt anyone would declare me a "champion"

>>54523753
>>54480554
How is either picture "unfuckable"?

>>54524428
Maybe hybrids aren't as susceptible to the futa cock as regular eldar?

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>>54524509
It's not them, but canon tau are ugly as sin.

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>>54506768
>>54506690
>missionary position only
>they hold eachothers hands to prevent any strangulation
>they lock their legs to prevent their partner from grabbing a weapon
>they have deep kisses to make sure they cant bite without biting their own tongue.

>Missionary position
>Kissing
>Holding hands
>Locking legs
>For the purpose of procreation

>>54524555
Ye. The Tau in that pic might be a girl for all that we know. Bodacious blueberries seem a lot more sexy.

>>54524618
It's a dude, because female Tau have Y-slits. That's pretty much the most identifying feature, especially with firecaste Tau.

>>54524618
That's a shounen protagonist, how many of those are women?

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>>54524555
Despite the trips, the actual models don't seem too bad

>>54524618
>The Tau in that pic might be a girl for all that we know
Tau females have the Y on their face rather than the I
Also pic related could be a human female for all we know

>>54524709
Bout a third, I'd say.

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>>54524724
Eh who knows, boob armor doesn't mean there's actual boob underneath.

>>54479596
>>54479626
Can't they just make more soulstones?

>>54525166
Soulstones only exist on certain planets that are inside the eye of terror, the eldars original homeworlds. It's dangerous as hell to try and retrieve some, and they probably lose more eldars trying to obtain new soulstones than they gain stones, kinda like how space marines insist on coming back for the gene seeds of fallen marines while losing tons of dudes in the process.

>Eldar are so hateful they would rather join with their moral opposites than with anyone else
>even though in 30k they attacked dark Eldar to free their mon'keigh captives and then lived peacefully with them to the point those humans rejected the imperium
40k lore isn't very concistent. Or maybe it's just Biel-Tan.

>>54525329
Or maybe its different craftwords with different rules of engagement

The eldar are not monolithic, neither are the Tau, neither is the Inquisition

>>54525360
All craftworlds and exodites will happily work with Drew Carrie and vice versa. Even be led by them.

>>54506768
Truly the perversion came full circle

Dark eldar were a mistake. Case of some parts of their design and lore being ok while other parts being better left out.
Real dark eldar should be like the ynnari it would explain the lore phenomenom where other races can't tell the difference between types of eldar

>>54480936
> Highly mobile fleet jumps from warp, mostly small ships
>Successors of the Angels, Astral Navigators
>heavily tattooed hulking marines in bright coloured armour come out of several drop pods and hover boards
>Chief Hondo'Lu'Ka'Lu steps out, a horrible snarl on his face
> an entire chapter performs a Hakka in front of an entire ork army
>Ceremonial Luau commences after victory

>>54524724
If they actually Primarize the Sisters I hope they give them some better helmets.Those things are super bland.

>>54525066
Wow, that's low. Like, really low. Cordelia is still a growing young lady, give her some time!

>>54524482
On combat stims tho. Itd be impressive if you fought a dude who was roided up and on a near incapacitating amount of adrenaline.

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>>54524555
You can make female Tau look nice without going full weeb.

>>54525446
There's also lore that Dark Eldar specifically hunt for Spirit Stones to crack them and sacrifice the souls inside, which is pretty much the most horrendous thing to Eldar.
40k lore is just shitty and inconsistent like that.

>>54480554
How the fuck do these guys get away without being sued? Fucking Disney ripped off the Tau less blatantly than this.

>>54533586
Because there are enough differences in the sculpture. Hell, take a look at the Raging Heroes line. Their scifi Blood Vestals are literally wyches, special weapons like the hydra gauntlets included, and they got away from being sued back in 2013.

>>54533586
GW is too busy laughing at how stupid those things look.

>>54479777
Huh, I thought Exodites avoided the whole Slaanesh thing entirely, or was that retconned?

>>54533586
To sue you actually need some grounds to do it on, thankfully. "Well, they sorta kinda but not really look like stuff that could maybe possibly exist in our fictional universe" is not a valid reason, not even in Clapistan.

>>54534966
>Sorta kinda but not really
Did you see the pic I was referring to? Same Y slot in forehead, hooved, circle-with-diagonal-line motif, guns are almost exactly the same. I mean I agree that it's probably not enough for a lawsuit in retrospect, but that shit is absolutely, unashamedly blatant ripoff.

>>54535090
Sure you can see that it's heavily ripped from there, but going by that feeling would set a dangerous precedent. And you don't want to hand Disney even more reasons to fuck people up, so you have to go by the facts.
The guns kinda look like Tau guns, but they pretty generic scifi in the first place. The circle with a line is, thank god, not copyrighted and neither are people with hooves. The iffiest thing are the slitfaces, but GW has never produced or shown miniatures that looked like that - all helmetless Tau are either bald or have dop knots. GW also never had giant titted or sword-armed Tau in artwork or miniature form. The paintjob also heavily contributes to the looks and are not part of the miniature.

I'm not saying they are blatantly meant for use with 40k shit, but I'm talking from the perspective of the law here. And that allows for third parties to riff on your designs as long as they aren't directly copying you. That's for example why you can draw an OC in Carl Barks' style and call it your own - Disney can't shut you down on grounds of similar elements as long as you aren't directly ripping Scrooge.