What are some non-combat career fields that adventurers can enter

>>54461970
>What are some non-combat career fields that adventurers can enter relatively easy.?

>Casters can become great construction workers or farmers.
>Rogues can become locksmiths
>All martials can become members of a local militia or instructors.

But yeah most PC classes would end up as teachers.

>>54462089
>>Casters can become great construction workers or farmers.
I'm sorry? Why would a wizard ever debase themselves to doing technically manual labor for someone else? They'd become apothecaries, seers, and cunning men long before they stoop to using their mastery over time and space to stack bricks for John Jackoff's new wall.

I didn't bust my ass saving the kingdom so I could work for a living. If I get out of this alive it's not without at least a barony or maybe a sinecure at wizard college.

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>>54461970

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>>54461970
fighters and barbarians could become sportsmen
rangers could easily be guides, trackers, trappers and hunters (does that count as combat?), or indeed park rangers
rogues could become politicans, diplomats, insurance salesmen, etc
clerics are self-explanatory

hardest is paladin because fighting evil is burned into the inner core of their being. they'd probably retire and become quiet farmers but you know someone is going to burn down their farm someday and they'll have to get out their sword for one last job.

>>54462164
I'd say paladins can also become simple priests too, healing the sick and contemplating the divine.
And occasionally setting the local rapscallions straight be reminding them they are the god's wrath made manifest on this world... and littering is bad.

>>54462189
Orphanages. Paladins would run orphanages

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>>54462200

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What do necromancers, warlocks and witches become?

>>54462126
Living in a dusty, stuffy room with dim light(so as not to damage ingredients) and no respect outside of that one time Timmy gets sick?

Casters in construction would just be sitting in a recliner outdoors, directing massive slabs of rock with one hand while sipping drinks in the other.

>>54461970
The elven ranger if my party is now an apprentice for a prominent blacksmith. The player's goal is to be able to craft badass weapons for the entire party. I think players having non-combat related goals makes for better character depth.

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>>54461970
Well if real combat is out, how about staged combat?

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>>54462258

>>54462269
Like a pro-wrestling style of theatrical combat? I want this.

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>>54462260
That sounds more like mining.
Casting explosion in quarries, floating the stone out and leaving the workers to it.

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>All this thicc posting

>>54462258
Necromancers: they're the guys who tend to graveyards and crypts.
Warlocks: Lawyers.
Witches: Alchemists and healers who utilize folk remedies and magic.

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Don't forget that adventurers can also have non combat and non class related skills.

Mildred that baker might also have Accepted of Divine Might in the attic and used to be one of the most powerful sorcerers on the continent.
Nowadays she just has a pet fire elemental in the oven she spoils with pets and alchemical reagents.

>>54462362
>Accepted
A Sceptre, dammit autocorrect

>>54462260
>Living in a dusty, stuffy room with dim light(so as not to damage ingredients) and no respect outside of that one time Timmy gets sick?
That's the default state for every caster class but Sorcerers, you pud! Spending eight hours poring through books and thinking very hard or communing with spirits is how most casters rest!

A spellsword could probably dabble in smithing. Their talent for magic would make crafting magic gear a breeze, and they're very familiar with the use of weaponry and armor so they'd probably have a better sense for that kind of thing than a full-caster.

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>>54462324
>lawyers

>>54462126
I think it's more a comment on how economically powerful just a handful of spells can be if put to use.

Hell, in "free cantrips" games like pathfinder you could be the best laundry service in the realm by yourself without any overhead like soap just spamming Prestidigitation all day.

The "construction wizard" in question would never actually have to touch any stone or wood and would have the INT to learn architecture quite well.

>>54461970
Druid, Wizard and Bard are pretty much careers by themselves even without adventuring, anon.

>>54462152
That's obese, not thicc

>>54462324
>lawyers
Laffed

>>54462700
Its all relative

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>>54462700

>>54462126
Fabricate+raw material. You could build a houses in minutes. Slap a new wing onto the local palace in a day.

>>5446216
>>54462189
>paladins
sheriffs in a small town in back bump nowhere

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Full time parent.

>>54462135
I think giving the PCs baronies and other noble titles are cheap rewards. They should be given a villa or something so they can work on like an empty plot of land, only once they save the world and the campaign is over they should become nobles.

>>54462700
People who like "thicc" have very "thicc" skulls, please undastandu

>>54463296
It's not a cheap reward, it's actually traditional. Fighters used to get a castle, a title, and men at arms as a standard perk at level ten.

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>>54461970

Clearly witches and wizards would be beauty salon work. Or magic cosmetic surgery.

>>54462700
>waist size still dwarfed by hip width
virgin

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>>54461970

Based on my character. ..
Professional giant woman

>>54462258
>necromancers,
Taxidermists

I had a monk retire partway through a campaign as a jeweler and gemcutter. He made a decent living from it.

>>54463666
You thought this deer was live?
Nope! It's Chuck Testa.

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>>54461970

Cook and/or eating contest champion

>>54463660
>>54463886

I'd like to hear more about these PCs!

>>54463908

In a state sponsored program infecting her with a demonic parasite that gives her the abilitiy to eat spells. Side effects include, never getting full and constantlyhhungry.

>Fighter
Depends on initial success, gear and build, expect them to end up as tutors, returning to their hometown and raising a family, marrying into royalty, establishing a kingdom, or getting a barony in some inhospitable location for their acquired deeds, or continuing their mercenary ways till they die. Training a country's army or working for a knighthood, guild etc, can always be possibilities also, their ability scores work wonders for most forms of DIY, so the life of a frontiersman comes to mind
>Wizard
Depends on chosen flaws, school specialization, faith, race, assets aquired, and level cap for the entirety of the campaign and story next to the feats the wizard worked with along the way, many variables present
>Rogue
Thieves guild, assassins guild or retirement, working as a fence, possibly long-term single
>Ranger
Lives and dies in the forest, or dies hunting getting shat out by a bear, couldn't ask for better if he tried, that, or dies trying to imitate 420Drizzt.
>Warlock
Usually ends up an outsider or a part of an outsiders court as one, I won't cover that Far Realm 4e bullshit with the star crap, 4e's Far Realm is positive ass.
>Dread Necromancer
They always end up the default MM-WE Humanoid only template applied Lich, so there's not much to go on beyond them becoming Demiliches after that and doing Epic-Level hijinks, next to tutelege, publishing of dark tomes, aiming for godhood, creation and effective management of Demiplanes using their demilich granted abilities, starting a cult or the like. Dread Necro's are those born with necromancy as a gift opposed to outright research skill and effort, and tend to be associated with a given Necromancy based Outsider, may serve them on a higher level or work in the clergy and faith.
>Death Master
Horrible Lich General of Orcus's armies or basically the level 30 guy from Throne of Bloodstone, not much else.
>Wu-Jen
Gensokyo-ass top Weeb bullshit that's next level asian, get married and tutor people mostly.

>>54464179
>Deathwalker
These guys are all about controlling the undead in order to become as such by constant corruption, so they're big on gathering armies, and conquering things, they've large Undead Control, so they're very obsessed with having something of their own.
>Fleshcrafter
Dr. Victor Von Frakenstein, supplies grafts, Flesh Golems that can pass off as the living, kills people making it look like he's healing them with Heal skill checks, use Coup De Grace as a standard action using his knowledge of anatomy, and is always out for human bodies so he can further his research
>Soul Reaper
Epic-Level Mask of the Betrayer tier threat, this prick doesn't just kill people, he often ERASES THEM or binds them to service in anguish enduing ways that errode who they are and were and is adept with the use of incorporeal creatures, this guy is out to violate the sanctity of the dead in any location, he is an afterlife rapist, and get's high skill checks, such as being able to understand any language he wants using the amalgamation of all souls he's raped into a single familiar that obeys him no matter what at threat of torture, including using any feat he qualifies for for 1 minute (yeah, that's fucking broken under certain conditions) or he shoves it into a skeleton to work for him, and this cunt gets two bonus feats, this is broken because if he takes the Planar Touchstone feat he get's a free Domain power to use with the spells under special conditions, and he can technically gain abilities only DEITIES have access to if he makes himself qualify, But he'd take the Spirit domain for more soul-binding evil and the ability to make working vooodoo dolls because he's basically the Necromancer version of Diviner but worse.

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>>54462258
An example to others.

>>54461970
Oh look, it's fatposting time again.

>>54461970
I've always wanted to get into pen and paper RPGs but too autist. But I've always liked the idea of someone who's a chef that started adventuring to collect recipes and ingredients.

>>54462362
>when you remember most bus stops have a clear acrylic roof

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>>54465939

Rogues can be security troubleshooters. Worried that your fancy new magic security system isn't up to snuff? Have this guy try to break in. He won't actually steal anything, and can easily point out flaws and how to fix them.

>>54464855
Sick burn

>>54463445
I had a shadowrun mage who was actually a beauty salon worker before becoming a shadowrunner.
Rich fucks pay a lot (To the establishment, not the worker, of course) for authentic magic rejuvenation and magically perfect touch ups for their nails and hair.

>>54464855
Is that... baby jumping out of her busted gut?

>>54467308
I mean, if you were a baby, would you like hanging out in a fire?

A person devout to Tempus knows only war

>>54461970
Fighter becomes a town constable.

Artificer becomes the town repairman.

Alchemist becomes the town brewer.

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>>54461970

Barbarian
>Wilderness Guide/Caravan Guard/Hired Muscle.
Bard
>Musician, Diplomat, Historian.
Cleric
>Priest, Motivational Speaker, Physician.
Druid
>Gardener, Park Ranger, Animal Trainer.
Fighter
>Martial Trainer, Prize Fighter, Cultural Historian (Martial styles).
Monk
>Physical Trainer, Acrobatic Performance, Philosopher.
Paladin
>Physician, Public Speaker, Honor Guard.
Rogue
>Con-Artist, Appraisal/Commerce, Bar-keep/Darts Hero.
Sorcerer
>Court Mage, Secluded Mysterious Technically Town-Occupant, kinda depends on the spells known.
Wizard.
>Librarian, Court Mage, Scribe.

Fighter/Mage types of various sorts fit into either category or both depending on their opportunities.

Samurai don't really retire much, but likewise fit for the Fighter or Monk options.

Swashbucklers
>Fishing King of the Bay, Reformed Cargo Captain, Dock Manager.

Scouts
>See Ranger/Rogue.
Spellthieves.
>Probably going to actually retire on stolen loot and magical trinkets.
Ninja
>Tend to retire feet first into a box, but Yakuza probably hiring.


>Pic related, retired hunter and ranger spends time helping raise animal companion's next generation for his clan's next generation of Gryphon Riders.

>>54462496
why aren't these sorts of things commonplace in campaigns

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>>54462258
Necromancers
>Undertakers, Mortality Counselors, Computer Technicians.
Warlocks.
>Contract Negotiators, Soul-Engine Fuel, Fey Playthings, Anime Supporting Cast.
Witches
>You don't stop being a witch. You just pick a smaller, calmer area to be a witch in. That said, Witching tends to include midwifing, wisewomaning, and a bit of alchemy more often than not.

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>>54471750
Because it doesn't always fit the concept of the campaign setting for things to make sense or be easily financially viable. It also requires the knowledge of the Spell to be present, available, and definitely not horded away by secret-worshiping mages and clerics who want to keep the majority of the peasant rabble population and preferably as much of the noble rabble population as ignorant and meek as possible to maintain their superiority.

But since power tends to fall into the hands of predatory and ambitious individuals who will snipe potential usurpers, a lot of magical settings are locked in a per-renaisance situation. If I understand it right the basis for a lot of "magic hasn't ruined the world or fixed everything forever yet" settings have organizations that actively limit magical know-how and even mundane education and technology for thing like gunpowder and alchemy to avoid armed warfare from escalating past swords and spears and axes and shields and if you're Really smart long-bows and horses.

>>54471750
Most campaigns don't make sense. Magic's impact on society is normally ignored same way any social or technological differences are.

Magic lacking any real danger or effort and not being particularly hard to learn and having unclear fluff requirements like in D&D would have massive social and economic impact on society, yet they all still seem to be nice romanticized feudal worlds.

>>54465939
Why don't you like adventurers with +100 to rear defense?

>>54472351
What classes could actually function THICC?
Casters don't have to care about physical ability.

>>54462164
Paladin is easy. They just take to a task they deem as being worthy and commit to it wholly.
>Paladin janitor keeps the temple spotless and can also assist the local constabulary as a volunteer deputy

>>54473135
Trappers?
Blacksmiths?
Crafters in general?

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Would tieflings have any career options?

>>54473708
Depends on their skills, personal reputation, and the reputation of their kind among the local culture. I don't think they had any particularly lucrative innate magics but I could be failing to remember something.

>>54473708

Cossack.

>>54473708

Cook and smiths. (natural fire, ice, electricity resistence) darkvision an all.

>>54473708
prostitutes and edgy bards

>>54473708
On 4e, definitely. Lawyers being a surprisingly popular one.

>>54461970
>> druid becomes a shepherd
I think we're all underestimating just what kind of a farmer/livestock keeper a druid would be. Not to mention that it's arguable that a druid could just be a druid with no real emphasis on combat at all.

>>54473708

The Fire and Cold in-built resistance makes Tieflings ideal to become smiths, cooks, firefighters. Blacksmiths or anything else where exposure to fire and heat is common.

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>>54473708

Bath house worker.

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>>54464855

>Society so utterly demented, sick, twisted, cruel, and ignorant that they burn pregnant women at the stake for imagined crimes, live in their own wallowing shit filth, casually play torture games with animals when bored.

>Almost all of them die in horrible, graphic, agony caused by plague.

>Gods face when they cry out, "WHY IS HE SO CRUEL? WE DINDU NUFFIN?? WE WAZ GOOD CHRISTIANZ!!!"

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>>54474984
>Almost all of them die in horrible, graphic, agony caused by plague.
Uh... the witch-hunts and burnings came well after the Black Death, anon.

/tg/. Bad at history.

>>54473708
Mine retired to be an alchemist/herbalist and village healer after taking, I shit you not, an arrow to the knee in a rather low(er) magic campaign. It didn't heal right, leaving her with a bad limp and nastier pain if she pushed too hard, like she would wearing half plate and busting in cultist enclaves.

So she settled down as an alchemist and non/low-magic healer in some small farming town, married a good-humored young man, and happily raised (and eventually trained) two daughters.

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Dragon Relationship counceler

>>54473135
Any class that's squishy could stand to get squishier, so pretty much casters.

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My merciful healer cleric is a chef whenever we're in town. It's also super useful while traveling too. Everyone likes a nice meal!

Our gm is nice and lets us use our professions with points/ranks in them as more than just money. If I roll well enough while we rest, the meal I prepare gives us an extra max hp point or some other small benefit he fluffs at the time. It's very nice.

I threw a few ranks in Clothier as well, and whenever we kill a noteworthy mean animal the party fighter/barb has me add a token to his jacket, so he has owlbear feathers and bear pelts and stuff like that, and he gets bonuses on intimidating people who like those animals or the animals themselves if they're intelligent enough to recognize. It's really neat and a nice way for the party to interact.

After my adventuring days I plan on being a chef!

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>>54462304

People talk about thicc a lot. but for a retired adventurer? its the most likely thing to happen.

High active lifestyle diet when that life style stops? Combined with the fair assumption that adventurers that retire rather than die are more likely to be somewhat wealthy, and you get a great deal of softening.

gods forbid you throw having children into the mix

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>>54479152
>Snakes with belly buttons

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>>54461970
>Not having a party with everyday, non-combat careers in the first place

>>54461970
>What are some non-combat career fields that adventurers can enter relatively easy.?

>What career will your character take once they retire?

Transporter. My character loves to drive, has the skills, and could be an independent transporter between Seattle and the PCC.

>>54462089
>>Casters can become great construction workers or farmers.

So as a caster I take my highly valued specialized skills learned over a lifetime and use them as a replacement for manual labor (putting out of business many skilled and unskilled laborers) instead of using my magical skills in areas where there is always a large demand such as divination, protection, or even teaching the next great wizard? That'd be like Jeff Bezos retired and then as an after Amazon career went to go manage a McDonalds, complete waste of talent and experience.

>>54480668
>That'd be like Jeff Bezos retired and then as an after Amazon career went to go manage a McDonalds, complete waste of talent and experience.
Something that happens a staggeringly amount in the real world. The more focused and honed your craft is, the harder it is to get back into a field that will utilize those exact skill sets. Plus, very few employers are going to be willing to match whatever your payroll was at your previous job right out the gate.

>>54461970
Godhood

>>54480791
>Godhood
>willingly giving up your ability to it interplanar brothels in Sigil
For what purpose?

>>54480791
Lame

>>54474984
Witch Burning was done by protestants. They're not real christians.

The Spanish Inquisition even declared witches to not exist and trialed people who killed women accused of "witchcraft".

>>54481165
It's not the most exciting job but it makes ends meet

>>54481337
>The Spanish Inquisition even declared witches to not exist and trialed people who killed women accused of "witchcraft".
The Orthodox as well iirc

>>54481413
Yeah. The Orthodox have been even more moderate than catholics. Even if people went to """"witches"""" cause they were superstitious the church didn't even bother to aknowledge it.

>>54461970
What stats do I need to survive a facesitting from her?

>>54481337
>>54481413
Once again filthy dumb proddy scum proves itself to be the worst.

>>54481714
Depends on how tall she is and how tall you are. If she's anything bigger than a halfling, though, you're gonna need a constitution check for anything longer than three minutes.

>>54481729
What about endurance?

>>54461970
>fighter with Great Cleave and scythe specialization mows the lawn
And this is how light speed barrier was broken.

>>54462716
its disgusting

>>54481819
You are welcome to that opinion

>>54481714
First stuff you need to have at least 50 HP cuz it's soon as she sits on you she's going to do a lease 49

>>54480668
Sometimes wizards want to just lay back and do simple work quickly and then use their free time to relax.

With magic like stoneshape and the like you'd be able to finish building a house in less than an hour.

>>54480668
This like an engineer saying he wouldn't design cars because he is too good to be replacement for a horse.

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>>54461970
Decker became an office Secretary as a day job while selling programs on the side.

This was while she had to go to ground for a while. After two years she got quite used to it.

>>54482707
>>54461970
Isn't this too much ass?

>>54482823
I don't understand the question

>>54482839
Those hips, thighs, and buttocks could literally kill a man.

According to all the fattyposters they must all make decent wetnurses.

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>>54461970
>>54482707
More

>>54482823
Look anon, you just answered the question for yourself >>54482870

>>54482913
No man can survive this.

>>54462164
>>54462189
The thing with paladins is that they, by nature, do not come with an off switch. If they are not actively fighting or on their way to fight evil, they are preparing to fight evil, or training the new paladins to fight evil. Their oath, their purpose, their quest, allows for nothing less. The oldest and most infirm (if they haven't died first, or gone senile) will be writing tomes of lore and expounding on the nature of what is 'good', still arming and preparing others for the fight, but with decades or centuries of wisdom, rather than steel and strength.

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>>54482962
Is this a challenge to post more? Because I will.

>>54483036
so...Librarians,

>>54483086
Please do. But try to keep it /tg/ ass. Maybe throw some armor on there or a witch's hat.

>>54483206
>>54483086
Just post big booty elfs.

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>>54483206
>>54483216
Unfortunately a bit lacking in that regard, but I'm sure plenty of other anons can provide.

In the meantime, though.

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Are bugbutts /tg/?

>>54475205
I'm not him but also entirely off topic. I was making a character related to the Spanish Inquisition. I found a rather shocking realization as to just how long it ran.

Without googling - when do you think the Spanish Inquisition occurred?

Now google it's running date and tell me if you were right.

EzAnswer:
1478 - 1834. I thought it was like 1200-1500. Fuck I am bad at history. Also fuck the Inquisition was still going when America became America. Even if it was mostly on paper at the time.

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Or perhaps elemental butts.

A rogue could work as a sort of cartographer. I mean, think about it, How do people get maps of the ancient caves and haunted forts? From the dude that was already there 5 years ago, and is making bank off idiots who wanna give the adventuring gig a shot.

>>54483266

Sci fi butts are also accepted.
>>54483292
Yes snd no.

Bee careful

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Mushroom butts? I have literally everything EXCEPT elf butts.

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>this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1xs---jcV0

>mfw this entire thread

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>>54483365
> bee careful
> bugbutts

Your a witty little cunt ain't ya?

>>54481337
Only the degenerate German and Anglo with his protestantism would accept a world where god's power is not absolute, and a slutty woman who picks herbs and mushrooms while chanting the name of heathen deities is able to do anything without it being His will.

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>>54483566
Gerudo have got to be the best thing to ever happen to the Zelda franchise. Thanks OoT for making them, and thanks BotW for perfecting them

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>>54461970
Becoming an innkeeper at an establishment frequented by younger adventurers would seem to satisfy both the OP's goals in creating this thread, providing a career for retired adventures and promote THICKNESS in general.

All kidding aside, I do think that becoming an innkeeper would be a good career for a retired adventurer. A good inn in a good locale is a good way to invest a bit of your loot and provides a secure and stable living while still letting you rub shoulders with interesting folk from all over, bringing tales and information to your door that you might be able to turn into more profit by passing along tips, tricks and jobs to the next generation of adventurers.

>>54482823
go away ireland

>>54483979
Too fat tbqh; shave off about a hundred pounds or so to around 250-300, then she might look good.

>>54484145
A female only looks good when she has a "bit" of extra meat in her midsection, and becomes bottom heavy.

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imagine the arrow is going the other way

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>>54484259
>imagine the arrow going the other way

>>54484284

U sirrah R betta at tek than i

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>>54484259
>>54484284
>musclegirls at all

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>>54484303
>>54484284
>>54484338

>>54484259
>>54484284
>>54484338
>>54484390
I want to see a slim to THICC version of this.

>>54484338
>being insecure twat who is threatened by muscle girls because they remind him of his lack of masculinity
bruh

>>54484963
>all this projecting
>implying they don't just look disgusting

>>54484991
>>implying they don't just look disgusting
then you have shit taste

>>54485030
>says the anon who jacks off to men with girlfaces and tits stapled onto their pecs

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>>54484963
>>54484991
>>54485030
>>54485103

>>54485103
>he doesn't want his faced nestled between the meaty thighs of a hot chick who could just as easily crush watermelons with their force
>he doesn't wan a chick with te fitness and stamina to be absolutely insatiable and tireless in bed
>he doesn't want his dick thoroughly and vigorously masaged by a shateply and perfectly round ass that could double as a nutcracker
pure plebian taste

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>>54484963
Not him, I mean you like muscle girls but I'm not a fan of them either. At least in my mind its too much association with masculine traits onto something feminine and that is a no-no in my eyes. To me a female is either not-muscular at all, lightly muscular, or plump (favorite body type).

>>54485195
>wanting hard and bulgy musclegirl thighs instead of the soft, chill legs of a qt thiccgril
>he doesn't want to just enjoy a nice night in with his womanly waif, making love and then holding her in his arms while she snoozes away, instead of being ridden over and over again by some not!orc beefbeast
>he wants to slide his dick between a rolling vice instead of two pillowly, doughy cheeks

>>54485239
More chubby elves.
Please.

>>54485333
I think that's from Meth's manga, which is basically filled with THICC elves, big Ogres, onis, etc...

>>54485372
It's pure magic. My dick cri evri tim

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>>54485333

>>54486200
That isn't chubby. That shit's obese bruh.

>>54486200
Nice

>>54486227
Medically, yes, but she wears it well.

>>54486227
It's SOFT

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>>54463445
>wanted to find more shit by this artist
>their pixiv is deleted

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>>54486227
>>54486200

its actually really hard, you either find turbo obese or not actually chubby.

>>54483979

Retired adventurers becoming innkeepers is almost too obvious a choice. That's like the number one adventurer retirement job.

The market is saturated, just like her saturated fats. Not to say she isn't happy or even attractive.

>>54486511
>its actually really hard, you either find turbo obese or not actually chubby.
This desu; same with big butts or tits or just generally weird proportions.
There's a fine line between "not big enough" and "it looks like a tumor".

But, in any case, post more soft and motherly looking pudgy elves.

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>>54486603

not many of those, but i'll see what i can find.

>>54486342
>>54486426
Maybe it was my wording that made me sound hostile. If you like bigger girls, I can't fault you for it, but there's a line between
pleasantly plump or chubby or thick
and
outweighs me, gets winded walking a flight of stairs, and must sex in missionary because she doesn't have the flexibility or dexterity to climb on top.

>>54486511
I know what you mean. Finding that goldilocks zone of big-but-not-too-big is difficult.

>>54485239
This one's good.
>>54486654
This one too, though the uniform maybe suggests more athleticism.
>>54486511
This one doesn't do it for me.

There's my two cents. I appreciate all the pics, even if I don't particularly care for the physique depicted.

>>54461970
>Stopping adventure for a borring life
Explorator.

Technicly speaking it's not a combat career and you can still discover shit.

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Do you like thick elves?

>>54487672
She could stand to be a bit softer around the waist and have a bigger butt, but yes. Post more.

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>>54487694

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>>54487724
Post what you've got before thread gets bawleeted, senpai.

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>this thread

>>54461970
Wizard - Lawyer.

>>54487898
>that paunch
pretty much perfect max size tbqh famigo.

>>54487672
Fuck no

>>54486227
That's not close to obese by 2D standards, m8.

>>54488008
This desu. Medically, someone who is 6'0" is obese by 220 pounds. 2d is "fat" around 260 or so, and obese is something like 350 or 400 pounds.

It gets even more skewed if you talk to fatfags.

>>54462164
House Hubby. They become stay at home parents, maybe run a daycare, but for the most part they just stay at home, care for the kids, and take up space on the couch because they do have an off switch not a dimmer switch. They can only be on smiting evil, or retired.

>>54472339
That's why I love DCC where magic is mysterious, hard to learn and can potentially fuck up the casters whole day if they roll low.

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>>54485333
Somebody said chubby elves?

>>54488114
>fatfags
You mean weight gain/THICC fetishists?

>>54488881
Yes.
>Kip
YES.

>>54489090
Yeah; in general, fetishfags are denoted by, obviously enough, their fetish followed by the -fag suffix.

>femdomfags
>fatfags
>vorefags
>barafags
>dragonfags
>fagfags
etc

>>54488881
Bless that crossdressing cosplaying trap artist.

>>54489137
Now I'm confused. Are fagfags gays or people who fetishize them?

>>54489214
I think that's the catch-all term for ERPers, usually trapfags.

>>54489214
Yes

>>54489226
Depends on if it's 3rd person or 1st person tbqh.

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>>54489214
They're gayfags

>>54489246
I want to stuff this elf with food.

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>>54489265
Only if it's french fries.

>>54489246
So if fagfags are gayfags, would that make people who fetishize gays gayfagfags or fagfagfags?

Fags.

>>54489327
No, more then french fries. Meat like steak and other beefs! She is made for literally fattening up. Just like the dark elf was made to have a huge ass get bigger.

>>54489246
>>54489265
>>54489327
I want to protect her smile.

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>>54489243
>Yes

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>>54489363
She's not interested in those, you'd have to force them down

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>>54489386

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The only time you ever stop being a wizard is when you die. Wizards fo life.

And even then, you're still a wizard. If you were any good at what you did, you make the leap to Lichdom before you pass your second century.

>>54489402
How fat would you make this debu elf get?

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>>54489596
The orc girl would look thin by comparison.

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>>54489660
>>54489402
>>54489327
>>54489246
>>54488881
>>54487724
>>54486654
>>54486200
>>54485239

>>54479385
You don't know they're life. They could be cursed to being a snake person. Or, I dunno, werewolf rules maybe?

>>54489936
Their bellies wouldn't be nearly as fuckable without them, at any rate

>>54489950
>navel fucking
>in MY /tg/
Back to /trash/, anon.

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YAH KNOW MOST OF THE TIME I TRY NOT TO BEAT MY MEAT ON SUNDAYS BUT THIS THREAD IS NOT ONE OF THOSE TIMES

>>54490030
What about navel licking?

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>>54490030
Don't try to fight the soft, warm depths as she squishes you and her chub up against a wall.

>>54490219
cute

>>54490229
Careful anon, you're straying dangerously close to fur/scalefaggotry.

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>>54490261
It's too late.
It's always been too late.

>>54490261
Scalefagging are better fags than fatfags

>>54462324
More like Devil's Advocate amirite?

>>54490352
Blatant truth, scalefags are on par with barafags as far as faggotry goes.

>>54463445
BAH GAWD

>>54490475
Depends on if they're dragonfags or not.
Non-dragon-scalefags are pretty straight, as it goes, but dragonfags are irredeemably gay.

>>54483984
Go away Jamal.

>>54463886
Oh my god, just fucking stop with "Le ebin dugneon meshi mesh xD eat the monsters be a cook lolol if da bard can sing peopl to health why can't I cook them buffs I'm so clever"- Everyone is doing it and has been for a good long time.

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Since this thread is going to be deleted or trashed anyways, more kip.

>>54490507
>disliking something good because nogs also like it
l m a o

>>54490535
I guess it's good if you view it from the point of view of the pharma companies that produce insulin.

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>>54490867
You don't let them get THAT fat, anon; there's obviously limits to this.

Also, bugbutts.

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>fatfags trying to ruin thicc in order to justify thier unhealthy and shit fetish
I swear to fuck I hate you fags

>>54490535
Why are plump bellies so perfect?

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>>54490923
I know anon, I'm just throwing some bantz your way.
Now post big butts AND big boobs.

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>>54491015
Why do you think I keep it 2d, anon? IRL fats are fucking horrible, unless they're only somewhat chubby. Both for aesthetic and health reasons.

>>54491027
Because soft and gropable.

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Any sufficiently strong and character with an affinity for nature could become a woodsman or woman.

>>54462258

Dead.

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>>54491040
Unfortunately anon, I am an assman first and foremost; my selection is limited, but I will do my best.

THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC XD

>>54491468
is dat a rare kip I see

>>54462258
My necromancer is opening his own Disney Land called "Misery Field". Get lost in the giant plagued corn maze and get spooked by the ghouls lurking inside. Ride the undead ponies, raise your lost pet, reattach a zombie's arm. Bring the whole family and enjoy the brewery!

>>54491651
It is; finding stuff small enough to post is such a hassle.

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A female adventure whose active life style but over indulgence in her hedonistic traits whose retired would probably end up getting nicely plump yet would wear her newly attained adiposity with fashionable flair. Like a lazy sorceress, or retired femknight. They'd reside in some cozy well-traveled inn, getting drunk and bragging of their past adventures to younger greenhorns looking to get famous while paying to hear her stories of past glories with ample servings of food and drink.

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>>54462258
sluts, all of then become just the sluttiest whores. even the males

>>54492344
That's only male elfs!

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>>54489246
faghags fetishize gays. gayfags are actual gays.

>>54492211
>tfw ywn settle down in domestic cozyness as an innkeep with your plump ex-adventurer barmaid wife

>>54492467
>whose tits are at least twice the size of your head
>who makes you matting press her every night

>>54492486
>ywn tenderly hold her hand as the two of you go through town, shopping for supplies and ingredients
>ywn polish her old gear and weapons every week or two in secret, making sure they're in perfect condition, before presenting them on your anniversary
>ywn raise a half dozen beautiful children with her, all the while she trains them in what she remembers of adventuring and dungeoneering
>ywn begin the lineage of a great family of adventurers, stretching for generations after

>>54492673
>and she keeps getting a little plumper as the years pass by and the seasons turn

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>>54485333

best i got

>>54493258
What kind of librarian forgets her pants?
That's extremely distracting for any scholars nearby!

>>54493396
What if it's a Pornography Library?

>>54493041
That's a given, anon. But still, despite that, she manages to retain her womanly curves. They just get softer and enhanced.

>>54461970
Wizard/bard can also be just a wizard or bard. Those are still professions even if not adventuring.

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this thread.
all this thicc.

>>54493396
That's supposed to be a skirt. It looks like she just outgrew it.

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>>54490923
Hornet is NOT for sexual
DO NOT sexualize the bugs!

Get it right, people.
Thicc is big tits/hips/ass/thighs.
Anything else being larger than normal is chubby to fat.
Chubby girls can be thicc if the fat is in the right place.

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>>54493862
"Thicc" is boring
Real thicc is where it's at

>>54493761
What's wrong, anon; mad that you'll never be able to rub your needle all over her perfectly polished face? :^)

>>54493761
>The Gendered Child
>Not for sexual
Cmon now anon

>>54493862
We let fat bitches steal thicc but the way to fix the problem is not by taking thicc from them but by bringing back the term flatso.

>>54481752
>Endurance
>implying she will leave you enough of it
kek sir, kek

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>>54493463
>>54493041
>>54492673
>>54492486
>>54492467
>>54492211
Stop, my liver cant take this.

>>54493463
>You tease her about it every now and again. giving her pokes and prods and the occasional pinch as she hustles and bustles about the inn.

>She always swats your hand away, grinning as she gently reminds you that she could still destroy you if you get too fresh while at work.

>>54483322

That's the sideline of my fighter during his down-time. When he's not running security for the bar his party are in.

>>54496955
Members of your wife's old adventuring party drop in from time to time:

The Cleric, whose stern piety has only increased with age, but whom your wife can always manage to pry a wry smile or two from with her recollections of they adventures they'd shared.

The Fighter who has retired, alone, to a farm in the countryside for some peace and quiet, but who makes sure to bring fresh fruits and vegetables for you both when he comes to visit.

The Bard, who stays at your inn for several days at a time, performing songs of daring-do for your guests, peppered with folksy stories and the occasional ode to your wife's beauty.

The Ranger, who's Elvish heritage means that she hasn't aged a day since she and your wife traveled together, and who can still bring out that silly, girlish side of her whenever she's around.

>>54473708
>bonus to charisma
Preachers, politicians, lawyers, prostitutes, gigolos, jesters...

>>54461970
Well, if my cleric has to retire, I guess that he will settle in a village. He's a priest of Pelor, so it will not be difficult to befriend the local peasants. With them, he shall built a tiny chapel in Sun's glory, heal the wounded and the sick and bless crops.

>>54498103
That sounds like a rewarding life for a cleric.

>>54498156
It does, I'm a simple man with simple needs.
Helped during our campaign when we needed somebody to keep our horses when we went overseas.

>>54462304
More like obese posting

>>54498859
t. angry skeleton roastie

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>>54497230
The Elf Ranger chick also gets plump. But unlike your human wife, Elven women can not lose their extra padding. So while she still says impish and young with her nigh immortality delaying her aging to a glacial crawl, the Ranger will end up getting steadily plumper. You and your old comrades will also tease her and your wife for their more plumper forms.

You always prevent the Bard from trying to get a threesome with the Ranger and your soulmate. Bards are sneaky bastards like that after all.

>>54499161
Actually obese fuck, I know my kind

>>54499503
>The Ranger's thickness will not be as extravagantly full as your wife's for a very long while yet, and she has not fully embraced her changing figure like your wife has either, insisting that she is only semi-retired and that she is just as sly and sort as she's always been. She's mostly able to back up her tomboyish boasts, but risks a good double-teasing whenever she can't.

>>54499813
>Sly and spry, rather

>>54499503
Never really thought about it, but eating stuff like lembas unrationed would probably get you fat real quick.

maybe elven baking magic puts the weight in the right places

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>>54499813
>>54499844
But time continues to past. And hedonistic glories conflating with relaxed nature spent in gregarious reveries with her old comrades-at-arms took its toll on her already softening figure, lending more ample expanses to her rump and the rest of her feminine curves. In fact as the Ranger and her adventuring friends continued to stay at your inn, the days blur to weeks and melt into months with constant visits and extended holidays as she develops into a huskier woman.

Not a man would complain.

Even a few human women weren't beyond attraction to the haunting beauty of an elven lass. And a larger than life one with all the supplementary added plumping and thickened figure only enhanced her reputation and desire in her callers. The inn would only get even more roudy but you would wink to the Bard with a knowing smile and twinkle in your eyes as you all enjoy a quiet night around a campfire in the Inn's back patio, smiling and thinking of the future as the two women shared laughs and drinks with beloved friends.

>you will NEVER experience this

>>54500023
Lembas?

>>54500035
>No super-voluptuous former sorceress.
>No sporty-fat, tomboyish elven ranger.

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>>54500035
>>you will NEVER experience this

>>54500035
>>54500234
>>54500328
Man this would be a fun questing thing. All the female members starting slim and trim and ending up chubby as hell would be great.

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>>54500409
>adventurers are cursed to go through a second puberty during their travels

>>54500084
The elven bread in Tolkien's Legendarium. A single loaf is supposed to provide all the nourishment you need even after a day of marching, so it makes excellent travel rations (and unlike most rations, it also tastes really good).

It providing that much energy would imply that it'd probably have a lot of calories so eating lots of it while not engaging in physically strenuous activity like adventuring would probably cause you to put on weight.

>>54500589
How much would it take to get an elven ranger chubby?

>>54500667
Considering that lembas is supposed to be traditional elven food (so elves presumably eat it relatively often) and you never see a fat elf, could be that elves have very high metabolism. Why else would they make their bread super rich in energy? So fattening an elf would probably take a LOT of food.

>>54500712
What if said Elf Ranger in question was no longer active so she never performed the necessary physical regimens or activities required to burn off said caloric intake? Or maybe she just eats human food and it ignores her high metabolism tailored specifically from warding off gaining additional weight and viola, she chubs up in a few years from that?

>>54500409
Depends, does the protagonist end up with a harem end or has to choose one of the girls to end up with after the story is done? Would it be the main romance interest who gets thicker or all of the girls do regardless? Would it be to a tasteful form or just plain ludicrous given the medium here is fantasy?

What about races and classes? Would we have a human girl, a elven girl, a half-elf girl, a demon chick, an Orc chick, etc..?

>>54501267
>protagonist
Thought the setup was a more traditional adventuring party. So you'd have the cleric and paladin hook up, the fighter and the mage, etc

>>54501358
Who does the Ranger hook up?

>>54480668
Why do you think Engineers build machines and automated factories nowadays, anon?

You'd be using your magical know-how to do the job of a team of men in a fraction of the time, get paid basically an entire teams worth of monthly pay in like an hour, and moving on with your day-to-day life.

I love how pro-capitalistic your post is while completely missing the point of capitalism.

>>54501164
Or she just really loves human food and ends up eating so much ti overwhelms even her faster metabolism.

>>54462700
I don't see her fat rolling over and making folds. It's thicc until that point.

>>54500035
>Your wife and the elven Ranger get to reminiscing about a particularly tricky bit of business they'd pulled off, ousting a renegade wizard from some ruins he'd holed up in outside a little fishing village.

>The Bard plays some nautical tunes suitable for the story, the Fighter and the Cleric nodding along and adding their own recollections as you refresh the ladies' refreshments for the fifth time that evening.

>Your wife thanks you with a warm smile and a peck on the cheek, while the Ranger is too engrossed in her retelling of the story, pantomiming more energetically than a woman her size ought to be able.

>The rest of the old party watch the elf's antics with familiar expressions of amusement on their faces, the Bard matching his music to every animated jiggle and bounce that accompanied the Ranger's tale.

>With a happy, girlish laugh that sent her own expansive figure wobbling, your wife tells the Ranger that she remember how the elf has scaled the wall and snuck inside the ruined keep to unlock the door for them.

>True to form, the Ranger grins widely and boasts that she could still pull such a climb off, even in her "semi-retirement," to which the rest of the party scoffs and teases her again about how soft she'd gotten.

>Putting her hands on her wide, wide hips and wearing an even bigger grin than the elf, your wife dares the Ranger to try and climb the walls of the inn to the window of her room up on the third floor.

>With the bravado of a woman half her weight or less, the Ranger accepts your wife's dare and strides confidently over to the stone wall of the inn, throwing a cocky little smirk back over her shoulder.

>With the Bard playing some suitably dramatic music and the rest of her party watching, the Ranger begins to climb, letting out soft grunts of exertion peppered with choice elven expletives.

>>54502194
>Slowly but surely she climbs, her sizable rear sways from side to side, big belly scraping audibly against the stone as she makes her way higher and higher, all the way up to the window of her room.

>Letting out an exhausted but victorious shout as her party mates applaud, the Ranger attempts to throw herself through the opening, only to her herself stuck, wedged in tightly against the window frame.

>The Ranger's victory shout became an alarmed squawk and the party's applause became raucous laughter as they realize what had happened, the force of your wife's belly laugh nearly unbalancing her.

>She leans heavily against you for support, her extravagantly full figure bouncing and wobbling as she gasps for breath, tears running down her cheeks, and you laugh as well, holding her close.

>Glad to have her and her friends in your life.

>>54461970
Arcane casters will always become asshole viziers, regardless of alignment.

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why do they ened to be retired?

>>54501441
The chef

>Part of what keeps the elven Ranger traveling is that she's promised to bring the Chef new and exotic ingredients to spice up her dishes, provided she gets to sample the finished products first.

>>54502257
>no arrow to the knee joke

>>54461970
I am one hundred percent in love with this woman and I am not lying, do you know who drew it, reverse search gives me nothing

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>>54503441
Bamboo-ale

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>>54503590

Bless you, son. Bless you.

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>>54503590
>>54503659

I see now that I've been rused

I'm not even mad

You got me

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>>54503659
>>54503688
You fool, she's merely cut out from one of the pictures featuring a far larger girl!
It's the spice and wolf one if you're curious

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>>54503590
I didn't wanna know this existed. Very sad lol.

A destitute drunk with PTSD and way too many scars.

>>54503726
That's disappointing. I'm not into that, and generally when you see a picture you hope that that picture is representative of the artist's work, not an outlier. Oh well, these things happen

>>54502222
>>54502194
>>54501665
>>54501441
>>54501358
>>54501267
>>54501164
>>54500712
>>54500667
>>54500589
>>54500531
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>>54500035
I'm serious. We should brain storm this as an actual quest.

>>54503883
Hey, I'd be up for it.

>>54503883
Do it.

>>54503726
>>54503747

Let's not sully the name of+4 to Stability girl by bringing up her origins. She's a new woman. >>54503747

>>54504006
'Sturdy girl' is a backhand compliment for fat bitches where I live

>>54503915
>>54503964
I'm willing to help on it as well but someone else can start since I'm newer to writefagging.

>>54503883
Would the quest take place while they were young adventurers, growing chubbier through some means, or would they be retired adventurers, already pretty large, that have had to "get the band back together?"

>>54504207
Not him but I was thinking maybe they'd start young and stay in shape till retirement. Or we could mix and match it. I guess another important qualifier is how "big" they would get?

>>54504228
I wasn't sure fiber were going with the "cursed" party angle someone suggested, or if they would be coming out of retirement to go on some quest, or if we would be doing a more slice-of-life sort of thing.

As to bigness... I thing that there could and should be a range of bigness amongst the characters. The Human Sorceress we've established is super voluptuous and seems to grow more and more so each year, while the Elven Ranger is bottom-heavy, "fat-thletic," and smaller than the Sorceress.

>>54504191
I wrote the "Ranger's Climb" blurb and want to help out as well, but I'm at work and and wouldn't be able to manage any writing more strenuous than that for a while. I do want to see this get a quest though.

>>54504228
Depends on what you want.

If you do it as a quest, you could always do "Elven Ranger Quest" and start with her running out of lembas bread, and having to eat more fattening foods. Making choosing when to indulge be an option in thread, allowing for the thread goers to determine.

Start off slowly, her noticing a bit more flab, resolving to work it off; only to find that harder.
Exercising just makes her appetite greater, prompting her to gorge when she finally gets a chance to eat - making her increase a bit more in size.

>>54505912
That could work out well, and have the potential to get more fantastical through the application of curses and the like should people want that.

>>54505912
So, are we focusing on this elvish tomboy ranger as our main character?

>>54506058
And other companions could be added.

You could run into a witch with a gingerbread cottage holding someone prisoner.

>>54506115
>>54506114
Elven Tomboy Ranger can be the main character, and meet others along the way who are likewise growing larger, or who have already grown very large, or have some sort of interest in our girl growing larger.

>>54506058
Could even start with her getting cursed.

The quest is her trying to get it lifted before it goes too far and her lithe elven body swells and bulges, straining her outfit until it breaks, exposing her flabby flesh to the world, and leaving her helpless.

>>54506203
Yeah, imagine her running into a chef, who wants to use the ranger as a taste tester, offering various magical recipes which grant bonuses, but all affect her body as well.

>>54506203
Wait I thought the Elf Ranger's partner, the protagonist's wife, was the main character with said self-insert?

Do we need a pastebin or a discord?

>>54506265
I like that idea. Maybe she does a little temple-raiding, stealing some Venus of Willendorf-esque idol and is cursed to grow larger and larger by the goddess it belongs.

Perhaps by the time she realizes that she's cursed, the idol has already been sold and she needs to track across the continent so that she can return it before she grows to positively in-elven proportions.

>>54506302
Some chefs may just want her to try their food, seeing her as someone who clearly likes to eat. Some may offer her food because they think she'll want it. Some though may just want to see her get bigger and bigger. A love interest perhaps, and our girl will have to decide if their love is worth the weight.

Also, it looks like this bread has but the bump limit. Should we make a plan in thread in /qst/? Are those allowed?

>>54506462
I think it goes: protagonist's socereress wife > ranger > rest of the party + protagonist.

>>54506462
I think that's the question some of us are asking. The original idea was a self-insert main character with several large ladies as supporting characters, but some folks are suggesting the the elf be the main character with the large ladies on the side instead.

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>>54506553
>The original was a self-insert main character
Yes, I was one of the people who brought this up when I got the idea from this anon's post here>>54483979 and wrote this post (mine) here and another anon snowballed it further here >>54492467

And we are where we are now thanks to all of that. I like the idea of the Elf Ranger being a close friend of said plump waifu, but I think the waifu sorcereress should be the main girl and Ranger the secondary lead one.

>>54506618
My post >>54492211

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Even a level 6 character is a major local power or even a regional player.

>>54506618
If the Sorceress is the main character, I imagine her growing larger, faster while the Ranger maintains that more "fat-thletic" build due to being an elf.

>>54506618
Not involved, but I thought the story could be told in flashbacks framed around reminiscing at the inn.

Whatever the decision ends up being we'll need another thread or some other means of continuing this discussion.

>>54502257
Why would a forsworn help a Nord adventurer in such a way

>>54507131
>>54506481
Yes, please.

>>54506739
During which part?

>>54506740
That could work as well. Maybe Taratino style where we start at the end and rewind backwards in a series of intervals breaking up the chapters that cover past events which make up the meat of the story?

>>54507608
I was just thinking in general, seeing as how the Sorceress will be the main character and how we've already established in this thread that she has the capacity to grow very, VERY large. Plus, as a magic-user, she can probably get pretty darn huge before she loses ALL her combat utility.

Also, while I really like the idea of telling the story in a series of flashbacks told around the hearth at the inn after the cozy times set in, doing so will limit what happens to the characters and how big they can ultimately get by the end.