You're at your LGS when this guy joins your group and says

Be extremely surprised, since I don't go to my LGS to run sessions, all my groups are full, and are online to begin with.

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>>54455242

>implying he can't hack into your online sessions and take control

>>54455196
Mike Pondsmith is looking pretty good these days

>>54455196
I tell him to stop treating his mechanics like a sacred cow and streamline. That said, Rifts is a great setting and I'm more than familiar with Palladium so I'm down. What world? Only thing I don't know too well is Splicers.

>>54455551
>the only rpg that hasn't made a retarded new edition for millennials should make a retarded new edition for millennials
>t. millennial

>>54455196
I get out my good dice!

tell him to go fuck himself. he owes a couple thousand people on kickstarter a shitload of money.

>>54455196

Explain to him we're playing Magic the Gathering.

>>54455640
>millennial
>le millenial boogeyman
MILLENIALS RUIN EVERYTHING

I'm Gen X

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>somebody actually wants to DM

>>54455196
Be very confused as I don't have a LGS or a group.

>>54455825
Then you should start acting your age or follow kurt's example, your choice

Ask him why he spent all the Robotech money banging traps in Thailand.

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>>54455640
>anyone who disagrees with me is <insert group here that I don't like>

>>54455196
High five him, grab my old copy of Triax and the NGR and fucking go to town!

>>54455196
Pry NMI off his cock...

How's Salem this time of year, Joe?

>>54455640
Seriously, I am not a millenial and even I know GURPS is old shitty game design thankfully forgotten. Old =! best. It was game design before people knew how to properly design games, and they were just shotguns of random rules and tables trying to cover everything, rather than a fast streamlined system. If millenials are at fault for modern game design, then I would have to say that is one of the few things they have done right this generation.

>>54455640
>mfw most modern games are redesigned by the very same generation x'ers and late baby boomers that designed them
Nice meme, bro.

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>>54455196

>>54455925
That is an entirely natural response to gaining Robotech money, Anon.

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>>54455196
Thank god that someone else wants to DM, and crack a beer.

>>54455281
>>implying he can run a successful game any more than he can run a business...

Invid Invasion is the Best Setting.