So fellow anons, do your games ever get lewd? If so, how do

>>54446608
Not really. Some fade to black, some 'yeah I wanna take her to a fancy restaurant'.

Your date is secretly a ninja assassin. Every time.

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>>54446608
No. They might, though.

>>54446608
Not so much in general. Usually just fade to black.

Of course sometime I'd like to do a massively lewd magical realm game. Still with adventuring and stuff, but with lewd fun as a central theme.

Fade to black or dance around it. Had my edgy fun in high school and early college but am now grown out of it. I'll allow people some room to do what they want, but I'll cut them off if they go too far. Absolutely none in any game where we have a player under 18.

>>54446608
No, I cut to black every time.

Even if they are in the middle of a battle and a player says "I grab my dick", I immediately cut to black and the battle is over.

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>>54446608
I recruited a group 3 years ago from the /erpg/ here and we're still playing. Here's how it works: "no one wants to stop the game just so you can be a degenerate, even in an ERP game".

Keep all the lewd shit away from main sessions, do that shit on the side, in private, you know.

>>54446608
Why would a session ever get lewd? I don't feel the need to share my sexuality with 2-5 overweight manchildren.

>B-But what if you're having a steamy session with your gf?
1. Stop playing, go home, take a cold shower, curl up in bed without even drying yourself and think long and hard about the decisions you made in life that drove you to play a fucking roleplaying game with a girl
2. Even ignoring the above, why not just skip straight to sex?
>M-Muh foreplay
ERP isn't foreplay. It's the foreplay to the foreplay, and therefore utterly redundant.

>>54446813
I'm curious now, how does it end up working then, are things just lewd in the adventure or something?

>>54447044
That's dumb, we do 1 on 1 mini-sessions. Lewd isn't the main entry though, it's the cherry on top. 80% of a mini-session is regular content, and after that, there's a lewd. Sex after sparring for instance.

Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.

>>54447136
So essentially it's just a normal game where the PCs fuck in their own personal chats. Doesn't sound very much like an ERP, just a normal game where people meet up and play, THEN ERP on the side.

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>>54447136
>Intense lovemaking with a musclegirl fighter after a prolonged yet entirely onesided sparring match

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>>54447233
Yeah! I actually got into long chats with someone in the /erpg/ back in the day because their idea of running an ERP game is "everything is lewd, all the time. Succubus here, gloryhole there, lewd shit everywhere".

That said, the PCs don't fuck each other very often? It's mostly doing mini-sessions with the GM of the particular game. Which makes sense, since there is always a wide variety of NPCs to develop relationships with, and everyone enjoys getting shit done offscreen, then going out with a bang.

>>54447239
also this has happened more times than I care to count, even if "musclegirl" isn't always accurate.

>>54446772
> Fighting monsters
> Start losing
> "Quick, everyone grab your genitals!"
> Fade to black
> Yadda yadda, mark XP

>>54446608
I mainly GM MonsterHearts. It's kinda unavoidable that it's going to get lewd.

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>>54446608
Very rarely we get into some "more-descriptive" sex scenes, but there's always one player who complains about it afterward so we stop for a few months.

Maybe the core interested group of us should just plan an orgy without her.

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>>54447239
>>54447378
I approve. Games with lewd stuff going on are the best.

>>54447044
Speaking as a player in that person's games, there's often innuendo and other sexual themes, but actual overtly lewd stuff happens in private 90% of the time.

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>roll20 campaign a few days ago
>me and my one friend were still talking about what next weeks game should be like and where the game will go
>friend goes to make himself some food
>few moments later his gf come into the room with just a towel on
>starts getting dressed and doesn't notice me
>she puts on dirty pantys from out of the hamper
>walks out
>friend comes back a few minutes later and we keep talking about the game
i don't know if i should say something or not

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>>54446608
They get lewd. Usually we fade-to-black during a session and then RP it privately on the side. It's surprisingly effective for building character and forming bonds between the players or the NPCs.

In my current campaign I have a player who seduced the elven ranger I introduced the first session as a throwaway NPC and a year later the two are lovers who are inseparable. It's been a huge helping fleshing out his character's goals and personality, not to mention a good way for me to give setting advice when the player is struggling. It even stays immersive as his character is a foreigner from a faraway land while the elf is a local. The only problem I have is that I don't know much about lesbians so I have to look up these things in my spare time.

Pic related, it's the player's character.

>>54448225
Tell your friend his girlfriend needs to do her laundry more often.

>>54448233
>It's surprisingly effective for [brevity] forming bonds between the players or the NPCs.
Yeah, mutual masturbation tends to do that

>>54448242
i doubt he would care, neither of them shower very much to begin with so i dont think laundry would be a deal breaker

>>54448304
It's not mutual. I don't see the appeal of girl-on-girl.

>>54448522
>i'm a girl btw
That unironically wasn't necessary

>>54448563
I think you should read the other post more thoroughly, guy's saying he doesn't see the appeal of girl-on-girl because the male player is playing a dog girl who's romancing an elf girl NPC.

>>54448593
>>54448563
Pretty much. It's not his fetish either, he just thinks it's cute. Actually, I don't know if he's into that for certain. I know he likes flirty girls, muscle girls and monster girls. I'll have to ask.

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>>54446608
Yes.

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Lewdest it's gotten was when I played a lecherous half-elf Red Mage in a Final Fantasy campaign who tried to sleep with at least one woman in each town he visited. Actual acts didn't ever go beyond fade to black though, so it's probably not that exciting if you were expecting full-blown ERP.

>If so, how do you justify it?
He's a playboy raised by the Church of Phoenix who left to explore the world and live a life of debauchery. It's practically his nature.

>Is it degenerative or normal?
Depends.
Again, acts were never described beyond "you scored", but his wildest act was having a foursome with three demons. He also (unknowingly) tried to court his mom once.

Oh, and he also flirted with a Moogle.

So eh, probably pretty degenerative.

>>54448995
Did you yank their pom-pom?

>>54449211
He didn't get that far. It was at a local inn. He asked for her room number, and she gave him the wrong one.

Probably would have though.

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How and why in the fuck do you guys get lewd in these games, when most players are overweight, undersexed greasy neckbeards? Are you gay? And/or just that desperate? And how do you know how to erp if you never had actual intimate contact before?

Not even trying to bait here, this is a genuine inquiry.

>>54449459
Maybe you could rephrase that in a way that isn't clearly incensing and insulting to the people you're trying to "genuinely inquire" to.

Anyway, the answer is always "bad wrong fun".

>>54449502
If you say so pal, I'm just one for brevity and honesty. And also really fucking confused.

>>54449459
>And how do you know how to erp if you never had actual intimate contact before?

Same way I know how to fantasy rp despite never slaying a dragon.

Imagination.

Or do you think Chuck Tingle researches his books by finding real life metaphors to pound him in the butt?

>>54449605
>casting shade on the Tingle
Fucking how dare you.

>>54449459
I mean, I've never done ERP, but one could say it's a similar situation as in-character romance. You yourself (hopefully) don't actually have a thing for the GM or the other player, but rather it's just an interaction between two different characters and you feel that the interaction could make a good narrative for the overall campaign.

>And how do you know how to erp if you never had actual intimate contact before?
Quite frankly, you'd be surprised what kind of people can actually get laid with some effort.

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>>54449459
Stereotypes being what they are, I can see why your view on the subject might be one of confusion. There are some assumptions being made about the average 'lewd games' player that are probably partially true at best, and entirely false at worst. I'll leave it at that though, since I don't take an interest in exactly who it is on the other end of the keyboard, and their physical attractiveness in real life is irrelevant to me.

>Are you gay?
Probably a bit. Bisexual, I guess.

>And/or just that desperate?
It's not really desperation. I'm not sitting at the keyboard typing about lewd stuff with my dick in my hand. I keep and edit the logs, and use them as masturbatory smut later on.

>how do you know how to erp if you never had actual intimate contact before?
Well, I've had 'intimate contact' before, so that probably helps. The other reason is that eventually, you do the research and get better at writing that kind of stuff, or nobody with an iota of taste will want to do any lewd stuff with you.

>>54449617
No, I'm saying he came up with all those wonderful ideas from his own mind, not from real life.

>>54447401

What makes you think you won?

>>54447479

I envy you.

>>54446608
If players insist on details I tell them it has to be acted out at the table, fully nude, with penetration and orgasm.

>>54446608
>entire party got wiped out at level 1 by a bandit camp
>All PC were killed except my female tiefling and a male elf
>DM told us graphically about how each member raped us until we passed out
>we wake up the next morning naked with no weapons and spend the rest of the session trying to escape their camp
>next session we meet up with the new characters
>campaign goes on as normal, they never ask we act like it never happened except now neither of us like to be touched

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>>54450689
>rape
Given the fact that you didn't walk out of the game immediately, I can only presume you were playing a 2lewd game where that was very much agreed on before hand. Considering he went full magical realm on it. I'd personally never have a PC get raped as a DM myself even if that is my magical realm way too hard to do right if you want for drama, it just spoils the fun for PCs and gives off very, very bad vibes.

>>54450762
What if it was a magical realm game, all about indulging stuff like that?

>>54450801
Like I said, I presume that's exactly what the premise behind the game was. Though I do also have a bias against such things, I've indulged in too many lewd comics and vidya about similar situations, that I just get pissed when "lol stronk warrior woman gets raep" that you'd have to sell it to me pretty well for it to not spoil everything for me.

>>54450861
Well I meant more yourself, due to the spoilers.

Of course the problem is of course if the player's into it, they might find it hard to portray the character not being into it.

>>54450995
That's not a problem at all, it is a roleplayan game afterall. The issue comes with me dealing with the GM taking away my ability to do anything for a half hour at least while he tries and fails, to describe my magical realm.

I'd hate being in that situation because actively playing the character being raped is incompatible with my dominance fetish, the DM giving me the options of "cry" "beg" "scream" or "do nothing" also doesn't make for engaging character development and if any of the other players aren't into it, it'd be shitty to force them to sit through the scene while they can't do shit because they're dead for whatever reason.

>>54446608
I do whatever my players are comfortable with. Some of my groups preferred the fade to black, some of them like it when the scene plays out (like my current group does). My job as a GM is to make sure my players have fun, and even though lewd games make me uncomfortable, I want to make my players happy.

>>54446608
We got some now and then in the game I play with my group. Either I DM or a friend does and we mostly handle it the same: for laughs.
its always the short guy trying to romance the elf lady whose twice his size and four times his age or something

Tho I do also have my current PC (a 3.PF summoner with a dragon-themed eidolon) fuck his dragon-pet now and then. always fade to black, mostly played for laughs as well because my players know I'm a scaly degenerate. the character is however unironically in love with the beast, but said dragon doesnt really speak much. he only growls

If my DM tries to magical realm would it be a good idea to avoid lewdness by just drinking the interested female NPC under the table and leaving her there if I'm in an inn or tavern?

>>54446608
had the GM ask me "So, did they hook up after the mission?" And that's about it.
Yes.

>>54452460
Honestly, that'd be an awful, awful way to avoid it. The best way to avoid it is to forcibly distance yourself from the NPC in question. If you challenge them to a particular contest, there's no guarantee the GM is going to actually make it fair on your part, only telling you to roll, then you fail unless you roll ridiculously high, then making you roll again at an even higher DC.

>>54452544
What would be the best way for a neutral good bard?
Lullaby?

>>54452558
Don't bite the hook at all, ignore it as much as possible. The GM can only do so much if he doesn't have the ground work laid. Remember it's just like anything the GM does, if you engage in it at all he can easily make it work in his favor, if you avoid it like the plague and do your damnedest to dodge it, it's next to impossible for him to force you down the path without it being painfully obvious.

>>54446608
its never really come up

>>54450689
What the fuck is it about GMs using bandit camps to satisfy their maledom fantasies

>>54452775
It's really easy to place female PCs into rape situations, it works thematically because bandits are criminals, they can say they can't escape thanks to the number of bandits (which will always be conveniently be high enough to reasonably say that the PC can't escape) and for low level parties, it's can be expected there's a good chance of failure for them if they fuck up. The scene practically builds itself.

>>54452990
>It's really easy to place female PCs into rape situations

It's really easy to place male PCs into rape situations, too, Anon, just no one ever seems to do it.

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>>54446608
My games never get lewd, and I have no particular desire for them to get lewd, but that hasn't stopped me from coming up with a 5e Sex Guide for no apparent reason. /tg/ seems to get a kick out of it, so there's that, at least.

Don't feel like posting it again until I finish the monster section. Instead, here's a random picture from my picture folder.

>>54455098
Well the issue there is because most men don't get off to the thought of being raped. Majority have a thing for dominance, and will find it easier to self insert, and thus get off to, as the male in the situation. So having a man get raped would make it hard to insert for some people and is going against their desires to be the dominant partner. Which is why it's very rarely done.

>>54455195
Fuck, is that what it is?

I think I'll let every GM know about my femdom fetish from now on. That should clear some stuff up.

>>54448225
that's gross. Girls are gross.

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>>54455222
>he's so wrapped up in his fetish he's completely oblivious to normal human nature
I never thought I'd see the day. You should've let the GM know way before hand that you're into femdom if you're in that sorta game anyways.You need to clearly broadcast what you like and what you don't to get maximum enjoyment.

>>54455313
(I was kidding)

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>>54455321
Sure fooled me, I can't even tell on this site anymore.

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>>54455174
>guy who writes a fanmade supplement for ERP doesn't play any lewd games
I'm not sure if that's to be expected or a serious case of irony.

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>>54446608
>be running campaign that is resident evil
>it goes there
Is it weird to have the zombies involved?

>>54455401
Only if you think it's weird to have them involved.

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>>54455427
I do

>>54455174
>Not anatomically correct.

>>54455459
Then yes, it is weird and you should tell everyone else you don't like where the campaign is going. If it's butting into your fun then it's best not to play.

>>54446608
>used to have Saturday game night with the guys
>moved because of work, don't like playing online
>start running a solo game for my wife instead
>she invites a couple of her work friends
>game is now 30% lesbian sexual tension and 40% character drama.

Nothing worse then getting blue-balled by your wife and her coworkers for six hours. You'd think it'd be great, light ERP with four women. It's Hell, a mild Hell.

>>54446608
RP to a certain threshold, then abstracted over with the odd general question asked to determine later behaviour, if necessary.

>DM 'ed a game where the party had basically become prophets/gods to a bunch of villagers
>villagers threw a feast cause they loved them, alcohol was involved
>anyway one player (who has shown about as much sexual attraction to other people as "meh") decided that his 16 year old half-elf plant-druid was gonna drink
>she got drunk (rolled 4 on the save)
>naturally male villagers hit on his character
>Takes one of said males to His(her) room where she keeps an awaken strangler vine
> proceeds to, in front of the villager, have sex with said vine
> entire table goes deathly silent and starts staring
>Player states that his character has only just started interacting with people and wandered the magical jungles from the age of 8

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>>54446608

Yes, but not in the way you expect. See, I've found - after years of being a total degenerate - that sex in RPGs has to be abstracted or otherwise done in private, to avoid disrupting the game. What I do instead are long, elaborate, anime-esque romances with lots of drama, where sex is only after the right emotionally intense moment.

Players like that a lot more. It's the chase that's fun, you see, not the actual fucking. You can't actually enjoy the sex, but you can enjoy the drama a lot more. In fact, you can fade to black, and just focus on the aftermath.

The thing that makes a PC feel like a million bucks is not an explicit sex scene with the Empress. It's when, the morning after, the Empress is clinging to his arm and being all shy, blushing and affectionate, with the implication that he's rocked her world so hard she can't wait to do it again, and now feels *feelings* for him. That is (strangely enough) more fun that the sweaty sex marathon that came before it.

>>54455862

I wish to subscribe to your weird newsletter, you crazy diamond.

>>54455862
you know, you arent wrong. Sounds in good taste to me.

>>54447325
I thought the kind of purpose of ERP games was games that toed the line, because ignoring the fact that there's OBVIOUSLY sex related magic items / spells / kinks in the world is kind of weird. It doesn't need to be "all sex, all the time".

But if maybe instead of just getting generic "-2 to attack rolls" curse from a trap, it's flavoured as a "Aroused until the next time you have a chance to get off, -2 to attack rolls due to distraction". Making a character who is based around using seduction as a method for solving problems is reasonable instead of being considered "toeing the line" towards weird or just outright comedic. The kind of game where "I want to fuck a dragon" is a reasonable character goal, or "assemble a willing harem" doesn't cause people to bat an eye.

As well as just kind of fetishy stuff, girdle of masculinity / femininity is probably an expected magic item at some point, an intelligent magic staff might only allow itself to be wielded by a woman showing a certain amount of skin, etc. etc.

>>54455992

Yeah, in this particular instance, it was plot-relevant too. It was an Exalted game where the PCs were seeking legitimacy (effectively to take over their own little kingdom) and one of them secured the Empress's (not to be confused with the Scarlet Empress) hand in marriage. Obviously, the woman had ambivalent feelings towards that political union, but it has to be emphasized that the man who'd just married her was a literal demigod.

Obviously, I'm not up for doing justice to superhuman sexual prowess, so it made more sense to focus on the immediate aftermath, blushing waifu and all. This was relevant because it meant that the PCs basically ran the government after that, on all levels.

>>54455862
Deliciously lickable truth right here guys

>>54446608

Crit Failed a Backstab on a dragon and lost my +4 dagger up their wazoo once.

Still a shame that Dragon got away and we never met the dragon again despite doing our best to spread insulting stories about "dagger-cunt the dragon" to try and bait it into finding us while we did other shit so I could get my goddamn dagger back.

>>54455862

>It's when, the morning after, the Empress is clinging to his arm and being all shy, blushing and affectionate, with the implication that he's rocked her world so hard she can't wait to do it again, and now feels *feelings* for him.

That strikes me as weirdly misogynist.

>>54456744

Any human around a Solar Exalted is effectively a pet anyway.

>>54456838
But what if YOU'RE the Empress, anon?

Having mostly nonlewd with lewd thrown in is the way to go.

Oddly enough the only thing Fatal did right.

>>54456838

Weirdly is not necessarily "wrongly", anon

>>54448225
maybe, they want that you join them for a threesome

>>54448233
what I know about lesbians is, that they are basically men with tits and a vagina, and some woman-problems like periods
appearently, it's true tough that few ones want a cock sometimes

>>54455401
maybe, you mistake Resident Evil with Rape Zombie

>>54455653
>Nothing worse then getting blue-balled by your wife and her coworkers for six hours.
so, you doesn't have sex with your wife after that?

>>54456838
>That strikes me as weirdly misogynist.
please, explain?

>>54457137
I guess you are playing a shy wife then

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>>54455862

This. I love nothing more than building up cutesy romances between players and NPCs. I think that even the players who make horndog characters are actually more interested in the romance.

I've met more than one player who was uncomfortable with romance in general, let alone sex. The thing was, I could tell they were uncomfortable, but they never explicitly told me. I'd just have to stop if it seemed like they weren't responding to it.

>>54455695
Heh.

My lunar exalt once ran a propaganda war against the Realm using only pornography, an autobot contact, and the sheer concentrated anger of the entire Sidereal nation and all of Yu-Shan being unable to interfere.