>mfw the session took twice as long as usual because three

Once we argued for 2 hours about IoT dildos and cock rings.

>>54405042
Most of our slowdowns are just the passive-aggressive shittery of one player.

>>54405042
My slowdowns came from how mechanically complicated PTU is, but we've I've gotten a bit faster.

>>54405042
Gardevoir counts as furry

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>>54405164
Tim I swear to god if that's you

>>54405042
How silly. Everyone knows Gardevoir counts as furry.

>>54405164

Why? She's not an anthro animal, or based on any animal for that matter. She's closest to some sort of fairy or an elf or something along those lines.

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>The closest my campaigns get to being 'hung up' is when the main story gets sidetracked because one player decides to have his character take the rest of the PCs out to lunch at a fantasy pizza parlor or something

I like my group.

> session derailed and campaign fallen apart because a "closet" furfaggot couldn't keep the idea of fucking a lizardperson or dragon in his pants
>there weren't any lizardpeople or dragons in the campaign, he just sperged about it for no reason
Fuck you Max

>>54405042
Continually.
Fucking continually.

I love to do free form roleplaying because I enjoy writing my own campaigns but my players are just so fucking retarded they are incapable of even killing a handful of Orcs without it taking an hour long.

I even, for a test, borrowed their player character sheets and did out the combat myself and even took time to do some roleplay.

I was done in less than 5 fucking minutes. FIVE MINUTES COMPARED TO ONE HOUR.

COME THE FUCK ON

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Constantly. It probably wouldn't be as bad if I played with anyone other than memeing weeaboos that spend most of their time playing Warframe and watching abridged series, but my town is too small and blue-collar to have any real roleplaying community.

All the time

>>54405277
Fucking living the dream m8. I only ever have one campaign go that well/fun. I hope to god the next group im joining will be as smooth as this.

>>54405277
Never thought about it but do you think restaurants would become a popular business in fantasy land?

There's hundreds of rich people traveling around, most do not cook because their migrant status denies them proper kitchen. Or would lack of refrigeration still fuck over such an industry?

I don't know if I'd specifically call it furry, but it's wrong to want to fuck an animal even if it's a magic one

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>>54406413
Hold the fuck on there's nothing wrong with fuck animals if the consenting sapient adults.

>>54406404
It's the "migrant status" thing you've nailed on the head, but they can't *just* offer foodstuffs. There has to be not just dinner offerings, but also alcohol, and possibly a bed to sleep it off in, and then breakfast in the morning.

In short: fantasy needs an Inn.

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>>54406475

>>54406475
Xenophilia best philia. That said, Gardevoir isn't furry. She (barring emerald), is, however, for combat, not lewd.

Not my story, but here is a real fun one. Game nearly breaks up due to someone's dragon dildo addiction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--lGnFC4otM

>>54406579
Bad dragon, not even once

>>54405042
sounds like /tg/

>>54405042

>Explaining character´s powers (or the ideas that we have about them) before begining playing
>That girl has Time related powers.
>She can make stuff old and "destroy"
>Someone states that vinegard cannot decay
>They start arguing about what would happen if she tried to "destroy" vinegard
>As they keep arguing I tell them that we should have that discussion when we meet a vinegard mage
>Neverthless the major part of the day is lost in that very useful an interesting argument between just two people


Funnilly enough, two sessions later they almost picked a fight with a cook.

>>54405276
The same reason why furry means you wanna fuck dogs, its crime by association.

How can something with literally no fur be furry.

>>54408979
I dunno how can somrone be a faggot but not actually be a bundle of sticks?

Its simple, if you want to fuck a human with animal parts or fuck a sapient non human, you're a furfag.

>>54409033
Even, like, a robot?

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>>54405042
>Do your games get hung up by stupid shit, /tg/
Sometimes but given we all tend to have fun it matters little. Additionally we always get back to the game eventually and the tangential discussion ten to provide some interesting ideas that we can use in the future.

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>>54409033
>Its simple, if you want to fuck a human with animal parts or fuck a sapient non human, you're a furfag.

Is that bad? I find certain degrees of furry acceptable or even enticing but wouldn't really call myself a furfag. Anything beyond borderline is a dicey prospect for me...

>>54409325
>>54409033
Professional degenerate here.

Animalistic traits in your object of lust signify furryism, but Gardevoir itself is a Psychic/Fairy Pokemon heavily inspired by Fey, and thus while it's non-human, it's closer to Xenophilia than it is Furryism, but the implied average intelligence of Pokemon makes it more like Bestiality, which can actually be distinguished from furryism altogether, like fucking a /d/orse.

It's not Furry, but it's on a spectrum of a similar, but different form of degeneracy altogether.

Agalmatophilia, or alternatively Technosexuality, is something entirely different, though it all falls under the same umbrella of Degeneracy.

>>54409607
>but the implied average intelligence of Pokemon makes it more like Bestiality
Aren't psychic types generally really, really smart though?
"The average" doesn't really matter when the subject of discussion is above average by what I'm guessing is a pretty big fucking margin.

>>54405042
>spend over an hour arguing about the relative size, speed and distance modifiers required to hit the sun with a spell, as well as the magic required and the possibly disastrous consequences
I still had a really good time.

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>>54409536
Degenerate, again. Technically, as a rule of imperatives, anything animalistic beyond human on human is considered furry. Cat Ears headbands are considered furry in a complete Black and White Is it Furry spectrum, However most people allow for some leeway, except for trolls trying to get a rise out of other anons.

Basically, do what /d/ does, and repeat after me: "Your fetish is not my fetish, and that's just fine. I respect your perversions with the intent and understanding that you respect mine even if they don't appeal to you."

Then replace fetish with "Favorite Traditional Game" and you'd fix about half of the problems on this board.

>>54409709
Eh... I default to the Harkness test on this one. Lack of communication really means that the only Pokemon you should be Fucking are Meowth, Mewtwo, that one Lucario, and any of the Legendaries that talked. Sure you might get a consensual toned syllable from other Pokemon, but when you take into consideration how that would hold up in a court of law, it's better to stay on the safe side of things until the Supreme Johto court's decision on Goldenrod City v. Bill is passed.

Yes, usually when the players start to go aggro on each other. And one time about different models of vibrator.

>>54409880
>"Your fetish is not my fetish, and that's just fine. I respect your perversions with the intent and understanding that you respect mine even if they don't appeal to you."
YKINMKATO is an ancient truth.

>>54405042
Occasionally yes, but nothing on that level. Mostly because we start discussing our old characters in the same setting, what they are up to, and what have they been doing during the 20-year timeskip. And it doesn't go on forever.
A good GM-tip for situations like that is to first attempt to politely return the players to the game at hand. If that doesn't work, warn them that the game world won't stop just because of their tomfoolery. And finally, if the players still go on, the GM should make something urgent, possibly threatening happen in the game, forcing the players' attention back to it.

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I mean, I wouldn't consider Gardevoir furry, but if you're playing a traditional Pokemon campaign where you play as trainers, I feel like the subject of fucking Pokemon shouldn't really ever come up. Not to mention the questionable ethics of fucking something you've captured that considers you its master.

Unless it's a degenerate game, but at that point, you shouldn't even care if it's furry or not.

Though I guess it's not my place to tell others how to play. I just personally think it's questionable. I say this as a full blown degenerate who would fuck just about anything.

>>54407067
A VINEGAR ELEMENTAL BLOCKS THE WAY

IT STINKS

we were stopped by the police (in game) and all panicked ooc because we're all minorities

>>54405042
Gardevoirs aren't furry, but anyone unironically bringing up wanting to fuck one may as well be

>>54406538
Why barring emerald?
XY were the games that introduced garde headpats.

Pokemon TCG thread? I'm playing the online version, it's actually better than shadowverse/hearthstone.

>>54412592
I think "pokemon is romantically attached to trainer" could be used as a dramatic point in a pokemon campaign

Occasionally getting your players to think about where lines are drawn can bring out the best roleplaying in them

>>54412758
Eh. You know, that's a good point. I didn't really think about that.

I think that's fine honestly, and hell, probably something I'd throw in a campaign myself. Like having a trainer's Pokemon get jealous when a PC shows a little too much affection to a certain NPC and starts treating them badly/coldly. If I recall correctly, similar things happened in the anime even.

>>54409880
>Lack of communication really means that the only Pokemon you should be Fucking are Meowth, Mewtwo, that one Lucario, and any of the Legendaries that talked.

In the game there's atleast one Zoroark that speaks to you while in Human form, and N is able to speak to Pokemon on some level, enough to confirm you're a good trainer to your Pokemon.

Plus doesn't the Marowak ghost in the original game speak to you, telling you to leave? I can't remember precisely, given it's been like 20 fucking years since I last played Red/Blue.

I'm going to say Gardevoir isn't furry, but it's almost certainly degenerate. Depends on the setting.

You can't really make the argument that Pokemon = Animal considering how intelligent some of the buggers get. Even fucking MEOWTH has human level intelligence, let alone the super intelligent psychic ones.

Don't fuck your meowth. Your DM doesn't want to do the voice.

>>54412874
If my DM can pull off Piccolo's orgasm, he can damn well give me a convincing Meowth!

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>>54405042
>>54405164
>>54405191
>>54405276
>>54407075
>>54412684

Gardevoir would be xenophilia if anything.
Gardevoir doesn't resemble any traditional or conventional animal we've seen or experienced, so there's no physical merit to saying "furry"....Like, Gardevoir is too alien to have enough in common with animals or animal people.
If you fuck a Gardevoir you're fucking an alien is my point.

Though, with all that said:
>>54412592

It's grossly immoral to fuck your Pokemon if you, yourself, are their trainer.

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>>54412909
>It's grossly immoral to fuck your Pokemon if you, yourself, are their trainer.

>>54412909
So, what.. I can only fuck them in the wild?

>>54405042
>three of the five players started arguing about whether gardevoir counts as furry
If there was an odd number, couldn't you have settled the argument with a simple majority vote?

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>>54412970
>>54413009

That pic happened before People and Pokemon lived separate lives.

You're ignoring the context that when Humans lived like cro-magons there weren't many cultural or intellectual boundaries between the hearts and minds of Pokemon: It wouldn't be outlandish at all to marry a Gardevoir or have a town elder/shaman who was an Allakazam.
Modern day Pokemon Humans ARE probably able to be psychic and as physically powerful as they are because they probably married and laid with so many Pokemon during their species infancy.

But now it's modern day times and Pokemon are seen as primitive animals who can't into Nintendo switches, drive cars, or have meaningful conversations about television dramas.
That isn't to say modern Humans aren't still canonically attracted to humanoid pokemon and vice versa, because they are. Word of god literally confirmed in universe people still find People-shaped Pokemon HOT.

>>54412909
Brave>Mild>Serious>Quiet>Quirky>All the rest.

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>>54412860
I don't remember the Zoroark speaking, but I only remember the event one form Black/White, which I played quite a while back. From what I remember it just says "..." and not much more.

>Plus doesn't the Marowak ghost in the original game speak to you, telling you to leave?
The ghosts in general would tell you to leave before you had the Silph Scope. Honestly, I don't think it's too much of a stretch to believe most ghost and psychic types are able to converse with humans through psychic or spiritual means. Now, how sapient they are could vary. Perhaps a Haunter's consciousness is limited, with its only thoughts being "This is my territory, get out now!" or begging for some form of spiritual energy as sustenance, or perhaps vague emotions that it had in its previous life, if it is a spirit of the deceased.

All in all, there's a lot of room for GM interpretation in a Pokemon campaign for how sapient a Pokemon is. Even various Pokemon media have different portrayals of how sapient Pokemon are. From the anime which has things like Ninetales conversing with humans using Psychic powers, to HG/SS that has pretty much all follower Pokemon act like animals whether they're a Poochyena or an Alakazam, to Pokemon Mystery Dungeon where all Pokemon are sapient and converse with each other on a human level.

>>54405042
I once had a very promising game go down the shitter because a character decided to cook an "ejaculating pudding" and suddenly the next two hours was just endless cum jokes.

>>54413147
>Pokemon Mystery Dungeon where all Pokemon are sapient and converse with each other on a human level.
Even in the anime, Pokemon have their own language that every pokemon knows, and Satoshi apparently understands on an instinctual level, and most people seem to understand human speech to varying degree (not including Meowth and movie pokemon).

>>54413302
>and most people
pokemon*

>>54413147

Zoroark speaking to you was from Black2/White2. And like I said, it's disguised as a human, speaks to you, then turns back into a Zoroark and darts away.

>>54405042
Derails happen often in most of the groups I join, though it's usually other members talking to people in the store where we game.
The longest derail, however, was a semi-IC argument about whether a Dragon Horse(a horse possessed by a fire elemental) counted as a Dragon, because one of us wanted to proclaim that he had killed a dragon.

>>54412909
>>54413134

Naughty>Gentle>Careful>Bashful>Calm>All the rest.

>>54405379
i have yet to see a group than can get through an encounter in decent time.

>>54413350
Ah, I see. I never played the sequels, though I've been meaning to some day.
It's definitely not out of line with what I figured a Zoroark was capable of, even still.

>>54413419
Naughty > Modest > Bashful > Bold > Careful > All the rest

>>54405042
What exactly led up to this turn of events?

>>54413117
Got a source on that last one?

Seriously that sounds hilarious

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>>54413578
>Got a source on that last one?
>Seriously that sounds hilarious

Pokemon recently did an official promotional thing for a Gym or something and as part of it, they revealed a bunch of, lets say, more "personal" information concerning Machokes and Humans... Such as pic related.

http://www.pokemon.jp/special/kairiky_gym/

It wasn't translated, but here's a link to the page that still remains up and running.

>>54413578
Basically where the picture is from.
http://www.pokemon.jp/special/kairiky_gym/girlstalk/

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*NOM*

>>54413653
>tfw you'll never be able to fondle both boobs, and finger her ass and her pussy at the same time.

How can humans even compete?

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>>54412832
>Like having a trainer's Pokemon get jealous when a PC shows a little too much affection to a certain NPC and starts treating them badly/coldly. If I recall correctly, similar things happened in the anime even.

>>54414047
I blame Bayleef for doing weird things to my mind as a child, even when I was young it was immediately obvious that she had a crush on Ash.

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>>54413385
Seems legit.

>>54409450
Please give sauce, that pic NEEDS context for my own peace of mind

>>54414641
Looks like it's this, but I don't know where the translation is.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54936790

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>>54412909
I like the concept of different natures affecting the shapes of its crystals and dress, but the tits ruins the excecution on most of these.
Therefore Modest>Lonely>Naive>the rest

>>54405042
>run a gothic horror game for all the local goths/emo/scene/punk gorls at my FGS
>shit's actually going surprisingly well

I guess it helps that they're all theater fags and those that have ADHD get it out by lifting or running or something.

I do have one that I swear is playing on acid or ex or something. So fucking spacey and lolrandumb. But every time it might become an issue it turns into something awesome and unexpected.

>>54405042
My favorite variations of moments like these are when the GM just gives up and joins in, changing the nature of the campaign to something far removed from what it was before because everyone just latched onto that thing so hard.

After all, that was how my favorite session became almost entirely centered around our party starting an inn.

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>>54414730
There's literally nothing wrong with garde tits

>>54412909
Like Naughty she looks fun

Honorable mention to Gentle because I think she's got the bigges tits or is Relaxed?

>>54414730
See, I'm aright with the tits, but the super long arms on Naughty and Naive are irking me.

>>54405042
>furry
She's obviously a leafy.

>>54412909
>It's grossly immoral to fuck your Pokemon if you, yourself, are their trainer.
So, it's ok to pimp them out, right?

>>54412909
>>54412909
Also I'm pretty sure there was a folk tale in the games about pokemon being married to humans

>>54412909
Hardy, Brave, Hasty, Rash, and Quirky are good.

>>54412909

I want Naughty and Timid to sit on my face.

>>54412909
These variants make Gardevoir seem less like a Pokemon and more like a race.
PC stats when?

>>54416615
imo all pokemon should have variants like that- we just don't see it because budget reasons

>>54416615
Literally just a funny-lookin psionic elf

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>>54405042
Have you SEEN tg threads? Ofc shit goes off topic in our games.

Never had shit last that long though, hope it wasnt too much torture.

>>54417679
To a certain extent the anime and movies do this, but most of it is just in flat size increase/decrease like with the other Charizard Ash sent his off to train with.

>>54414641
mitsuboshi colors

>>54405042
Yes, they do.

...savor it, you poor bastard. Once your new job takes you away from your group and you're never able to find another that isn't composed of all uninterested flakes, this is the bullshit you're going to look back on with nostalgia. Yes, that's exactly as sad as it sounds like. No, that doesn't mean you shouldn't seize the day while you have the chance. Savor it.

Relish it.

>>54416615
1d20 unarmed attack (crit 15-20, 4x) and absolutely nothing else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0ShwlPtU7I

>>54407067
I keep reading vinegar as vine-gar

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>>54414269
Fucking Leaf Dinosaur turning our kids into furrys.


On a unrelated note I would probably let Bayleef touch my peener

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>>54412909
>It's grossly immoral to fuck your Pokemon if you, yourself, are their trainer.
What if the mon is the one making the advance and the trainer is reluctant and uncomfortable?

Does that make it okay?

>>54418158
NGL I'd do the same.

>>54418318
Okay can we all just take a sec here and think about the fact that Nintendo and Game Freak put out a Pokedex entry for a Mon that not only has the term "reverse harem" in its name, but also spews chemicals that basically seduce any man (including humans!) in the area?

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>>54418659
>Okay can we all just take a sec here and think about the fact that Nintendo and Game Freak put out a Pokedex entry for a Mon that not only has the term "reverse harem" in its name, but also spews chemicals that basically seduce any man (including humans!) in the area?
I don't know what you're taking about, anon. That would be silly.

>>54418706
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, TEMPTRESS, I KNOW YOUR GAME.

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>>54418719
You're talking about a game marketed towards children. They would never get away with something like that.

>>54418726
... So what egg groups are you in?

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>>54405276
Gardevoir are anesama ningyou.

Also
>she
???

>>54412909
I hate the amount of effort and talent put into sexualizing a fucking pokemon

especially when some of it is actually pretty damn good

To be fair I've seen way better campaigns derailed over way less.

>>54405042
Believe it or not some people just use games as an excuse to hangout and have conversations with friends.

Activities are a guide for social interaction, not the other way around.

>>54405164
You're objectively wrong. The species has no hair. It is, however, bestiality.

>>54419803
I would argue about that part.
The appeal in pokemon love-making [Spoiler]to me at least[/Spoiler] is that they are not just simple animals.
Que the harker test. Pokemon possess for the most part human-like intelligence or slightly above/below. So you get to shag some weird animal-thingie, but because it can/could/might/would consent, it's a-okay...or not.

So I'm rather with the guy who says ist xenophilia, since basically all pokemon come from the moon or some shit.

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>>54418726

>>54405042
We argued about what the shape of different races dicks were like for basically the whole session.

>>54418758
Monster/Dragon.

>>54412909
I'm going to marry Gentle!

>>54412909
>sassy will never berate you as she sits on your face

why live?

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>>54405042
>Gardevoir's function in super smash brothers brawl
>>Because of it's name it guards you right?
Fucking jewtendo now days.

>>54421551
Well, they couldn't have her give you a handjob mid-battle.

>>54421568
Why not?

>>54420949
Share your findings with the group, anon. You may as well, it's not like this thread can get any more degenerate.

>>54412909
I want to make quiet scream

SCREAM

>>54405164
This man is correct, my god am I sick of /vp/ furshitters and their mental gymnastics as to why a pokemob isn't furry.
It's a pokemon, the same thing as lucario. It is a furry.

>>54422812
Magnemite is furry then.

Fair enough.

>>54422909
It is.

>>54412909
>>54415798
These are all male gardevoir.

>>54422952
Remember guys, this anon is the final authority on all things pokemon. If you don't agree with him, you're objectively wrong and don't actually enjoy pokemon.

>>54422952
At least you're consistent.

>>54422976
Better than just assuming a pokemon with a 50/50 male to female ratio and no sexual dimorphism is always female because I want to stick my dick in it.

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>>54413117
>mfw Pokemon is actually about making your retarded cousin-slaves fight for entertainment

I mean I'd fuck a Magnemite if I was given the opportunity. It lays eggs so it's got to have a hole somewhere. It eats candy, too, so it's gotta have a mouth.

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>>54423086
But would you fuck a fug?

>>54423165
Fug can make my dragon ascend, if you know what I mean

>>54412909
>Gardevoir would be xenophilia if anything.
This. It's like wanting to fuck an Asari is furry.

>>54423366
Well, isn't it?

>>54423003
>Implying I wouldn't stick my dick in a male gardevoir too.

Get on my level you gay faggot.

>>54412909
>It's grossly immoral to fuck your Pokemon if you, yourself, are their trainer.

Then how am I supposed to fuck a Gardevoir? Sir, are you suggesting I find a Trainer that owns a Gardevoir, and through mutual attraction lay with that Trainer's Gardevoir?

Are you suggesting I cuckold a player by raw-dogging their Gardevoir, a pokemon noted as having extreme loyalty and companionship towards their Trainer?

Momma didn't raise me to become some NTR machine.

>>54423422
You bring your Gardevoir to a swinger's club and swap.

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>>54423291
Good taste

>>54423441
I wonder what businesses would be popular in pokeland.

You just catch a gardevoir, make a business and live out the rest of your days in comfort.

And buy a shotgun for the team rocket punks

>>54423422
Do it like James does. Have the pokemon join you out of their own free volition.
The games are restrictive in that way, that you either have to beat them to a pulp or trade them to get new pokemon.
In the actual setting, you could befriend them in many ways, one of them is hot dickings.

>>54423477
That's just not going to work out. When everyone can catch a pokéwaifu the market is saturated.

No, no you've got to be a little more focussed here. You need to carefully construct a full team with the same dedication and attention to detail you'd give a combat or contest team.
Market research is important too. Which pokémon are most popular in the local area? How available are those pokémon already? Is it worth trying to catch niche markets?
Natures are important, but what about things like contest stats? Beauty is probably something you'd want to max out after all, so you need to consider that. Do combat stats have an influence? Is Speed desirable or not? Is there a sweet spot hurr?

Look, all I'm saying is if you're planning on opening a pokébrothel you need to do it properly.

>>54423477
The seedy underbelly of the Pokemon universe: sex slavery, forced breeding, mail-order catalogues, and the trainers that perpetuate it.

>>54423609
I was thinking gun shop but a brothel works too

You just want to get a business to support you and your harem, not help others get their harems.

Now that I think about it, just build an orchard.

>>54423609
Not gonna lie, I'd play the shit out of a Pokemon game that had some kind of economic system in addition to battling, even if it's a literal brothel sim.

>>54423609
Just buy 30 dittos

Easy

>>54405379
you could try what my DM did and give bonus loot/XP to people who can do their turns in a certain time limit. we had 30 seconds.

>>54423702
You'll need originals for them to mimic. That said a ditto or two is probably a good investment.

>>54412909
>Bold
>1HP.jpg

How did Gardevoir become hyper-sexualized? I mostly played the first two gens and the Bulbapedia article isn't showing any obvious reasons besides the vaguely feminine appearance.

>>54425989
You clearly haven't even glanced at the article.

Have you even read the pokédex entries?

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>>54425989
>besides the vaguely feminine appearance
That's literally it.

If I remember correctly Lopunny was waifued because of dem hips.

>>54426105
It's protective and makes black holes. Not exactly 'damn I gotta tap that ass' reasoning to me, pretty sure there were other very loyal 'mons that didn't get the same treatment.

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>>54425989
Looks close enough to a human female, is qt

I mean, this pic shows 3 mons that are among the highest numbers of porn made, and it's an actual Sun&Moon anime screencap from meowth having wild dreams when nearly dead

>>54426147
You see, now that's a furry pokemon. Anthro, clearly styled after a rabbit.

>>54426147
>>54426216
Jynx never got this much love. It's the blackface, isn't it.

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>>54426325
Jynx is fat as fuck, it's probably that as well.

Then again people with patrician taste go past humanoid shaped waifus and go to objectmons.

>>54426360
>Bellossom is clearly based on a Hula girl
>Have her speak Spanglish for some reason

Why?

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>>54426360
I never really liked the humanoid pokemon from Gen 1. Seemed too weird to have them, so I never used them.

>>54426532
Mr. Mime alone looks like he REALLY likes kids

>>54405042
No, because I retain control of the group and keep them focused on the game. Fuckwit.

>>54426556
idk, he probably has a lot of fun with Ash's mom.

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I'LL GUIDE MY DICK TO MASTURBATE TO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT

I won't let my dick guide me

>>54421120
... I've made worse choices.

>>54423379
If anything, to them it's bestiality.
Also pretty sure you don't actually "fuck" Asari, they just link their nervous system up with yours which is apparently very pleasurable.

>>54412909
I like naughty's body, but bold's "dress" more.
Also, is it me or does sassy look kinda like mega gardevoir?

>>54428584
>If anything, to them it's bestiality.
Not really, it's more taboo for an asari to have a kid with another asari than someone of another race.

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>>54426360
>No Diancie

>>54429068
she was too busy crying to go on a date

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>87.5% chance of being male

Excellent

>>54429210
I nearly jumped when I got a modest female Popplio the first time, didn't even have to reset.

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>>54405042
>Do your games get hung up by stupid shit

>campaign is set ~30 years in the future
>"gm how well did <minor upcoming event> go"
>"gm tell us about movie sequels"
>"gm what about <divisive current political event>"
>"gm what about <70+ year old celebrity>, are they still alive?"
>"gm do people still eat ricearoni"

>>54430176
>"gm do people still eat ricearoni"
Well? Do they?

>>54430176
Sounds like a good reason to diverge the timeline sometime before the present day.

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>>54423451

>>54426532
Source on image?

>>54430255
I love the top left.
>"Earnest, what are those knights doing on our lawn?"
"I don't know dear, perha-"
>"Make them stop, go out there and tell them to stop doing that!"
"I'm sure they're not doing anyone else any harm Martha, why don-"
>"They're ruining the lawn is what they're doing!"

>>54430176
just copy demolition man

>>54430201
Do people even eat it anymore now?

>>54430290
Rise of the Shield Hero, if I'm getting my animal-girls right.

>>54429068
I wish Diance didn't have a literal rock for a butt.

>>54431689
A little uncomfortable to be sat on, hm? Just think of it as trying to polish a stone.

>>54431875
The only upside to this is that if nobody can find your lower parts it'll put pressure on you to give amazing BJs to compensate.

I play online using tabletop simulator, we've known eachother for 5 years and have played a lot of vidya. I decided to learn how to DM about a year ago and we play as much as we can. The problem is we have 5 years of in-jokes that derail the session every other minute. One player is especially bad about this and basically cuts me off mid sentence with roaring laughter every time I mention something a little to close to an in joke, which again, we have a fuckton. I like my friends but holy shit they limit my vocabulary. Example:
>you strike the orc in the arm and hear his bones crunch an-
>AHAHAHAA CRANCH LMAO
>you come across the bandits as they are sleeping, allo-
>EHHEHEHHAHAH SLEPEEN
just let me narrate for fucks sake

>>54432110
This guy gets it, I appreciate a fellow who's economical in the bedroom.

>>54405042
Yeah, but sometimes we notice, point it out, and get right back to it.

>>54426147
I want to fug the bunny.

>>54405379
How do you RP by yourself? Did you just sit in a room and do their voices?

>>54417932
That's probably because he kept spelling it "vinegard" for some reason.

>>54419897
Xenophilia is bestiality. Anything outside your own species–even if it's sapient–is bestiality. It's treason to your own kind.

>>54439566
That logic only holds if sex is only ever practiced in order to procreate.

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My current campaign can get slow if the players start discussing random non-game related shit and references, but those usually take less than a miute.

Longer slowdowns are because one of the players goes on an amusing tinfoil-level conspiracy rant usually involving world-level secrets and events of the game. Scary thing is, he's usually right

>>54439566
Just looked up the definition and yeah, you're right.
I still hold onto my point that intercourse with other sapient species is okay in my books, be they furred, scaled or something. It's not like ist possible anyhow irl. And if there is something we all should have learned from kirk, it's that there is no shame in lying with an alien female.

I wouldn't consider gardevoir perse to be furry. Poke-Action in General...yeah ist mostly furry.
But there is nothing wrong with that. Furry culture is mostly made up of strange people who behave weird and are overly obsessed with eating each other, growth and HYPER GENITALS, but that doesn't mean that wanting to lay a beautiful cat-lady is a bad thing.

>>54405086
Neets.

>>54405042
Yes. Yes they do.

>>54418158
I'd put my bayleaf in your paneer

>>54439566
But what about making half-breeds anon?

>>54446338
Verboten

>>54440057

>Just looked up the definition and yeah, you're right.
Can I get a source on your definition? All the ones I've found specify "lower animals" or just "bestial" sex acts.

>>54405042
she's a planty

>>54446338
That's just disgusting! The very idea that a Gardevoir would sully his pride by bedding a lowly Earth woman is preposterous!

>>54450524
What about a female Gardevoir and human though?

>>54450634
It's illegal for niggers to rape Pokemon anon. That's why they play YGO instead.

>Campaign is put off for two hours because our general 'get it out of our systems' bullshit time went way over with us laughing like idiots over the idea of almond tits

>>54405042
Ah, but did they decide whether it is gay to fap to Gardevoir (male).

>>54451565
not if the penis is feminine, obviously.

>>54450708
But I hate YGO! I'd rather play Magic instead. Also, Gardevoir is NOT furry or even bestiality. Just xenophilia.