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If the Fists are so good at breaking fortifications and sieges,

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If the Fists are so good at breaking fortifications and sieges, then why did they fail the Iron Cage and also not realize it was obviously a trap?
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>>54386388
Because pottery
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>>54386388
The Fists were masters of breaking defences.
The fortifications of the Iron Cage weren't defending anything and thus had no single focal point that's capture would provide their victory.
Dorn and his lads basically stuck their own genitalia into the meat grinder, then kept turning the handle.
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>>54386388
Because GW writers have a hard-on for plot-induced stupidity.
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>>54386746
When did you think of this metaphor, and how long have you been waiting to use it?
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>>54386746
>Literally destroy your own chapter just to get through the fortifications, only to find it was an empty room rigged to blow

Boy howdy the fists must have felt retarded
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>>54386943
As I was writing the post.
I realised that I needed something that summed up the "ultimate self-inflicted wound", recalled that battles of attrition are termed "meat grinders", then tried to find a blue board (SFW) way of expressing it.
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>>54386388
Because their pride blinded them.
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>IWfags autistically missing the intention and point behind someone actions
Surprising stuff.
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>>54387467
Are you seriously implying that the Iron Cage was anything other than a completely embarrassing fiasco for the IF?
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COME AND FIST ME ROGAL
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>>54386388
>and also not realize it was obviously a trap
they realized just fine

The iron cage was a metaphorical "pain glove" to get the legion to accept the new direction for the imperium in the same way Dorn had. One final throw down to get all that horus heresy anger out of their systems.
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>>54387528
>"They were just pretending to be retarded!"
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>>54387528
Hey Dorn I have a cupcake for you please come and get it.
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>>54386746

>Dorn and his lads basically stuck their own genitalia into the meat grinder, then kept turning the handle.

All part of the plan, he's a masochist. Fists won in the end.
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>the undisputable masters of siege and fortification
>lose to fucking nids

Embarassing enough that pert never left his hole. Meanwhile you couldn't even keep a lone IF in your ebin fortress while he was your prisoner, you let him run away and on top of that he got back and destroyed everything. Good fucking job.
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>>54387648
I was waiting for this screenshot because I couldn't remember the exact way anon had said it.
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>>54387755
>Was getting caught part of your plan?
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>>54387755
MERELY PRETENDING
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>>54388221
>if I turn this action into an ebin 4chan meme someone that didn't act in a logical way due to outside influence and internal struggles will look stupid!!

Kinda sad, but I guess IW have little to be proud about.
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>>54388253
Just accept the Fists lost for once
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>>54387755
Dorn won in the end because he got his punishment, Pert won in the end because he became a Demon Primarch, Guilliman won in the end because he could show Dorn how awesome he was once again.

The only losers are the Fists
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>Pertards echochambering about how awesome they are even though Iron Cage was a complete embarrassment where they were on the verge of losing despite having every single advantage possible
Classic.
>muh masters of fortification
>get destroyed by nids
What did Iron Autists mean by this?
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>>54389654
>having every single advantage possible
>dorn knew this
>attacked anyways
>I-I-I-I-I-I meant to l-l-loss half my l-Iegion
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>>54389654
I dont know that much about 40k space marine tactics, but couldn't dorn just have bombed the thing from space?
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>>54389700
That was literally the only way to bring them to codex size
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>>54389654
>On the verge of losing
>had Ultramemes not showed up, IF would have been decimated

Nice joke
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>>54389759
Since pert is an expert in decimation I'm willing to trust your judgement. Good job in getting the whole point of going in the iron cage anyway.
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>>54389759
>Decimated
10% losses? Sounds like a bargain.
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>>54389700
>Dorn mentally broken
>his Legion doesn't want to split
>use Pertardo to snap himself out of his depression while strengthening his Legion's resolve
>embarrass Pertardo AGAIN as a bonus
>>54389747
Read above. It was never about Pertardo. It was about reforging himself and his Legion, or dying in the attempt.
>>54389759
>Literally outright stated that the Fists broke every ambush and beat back every assault by IW and that Pertardo had to decide was he gonna go all in or run by the time Guilliman showed up
Nice memes. Read the lore.
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>>54389868
So your telling me he thought that perturabo, often considered his nemesis, was in this building. and He decided to symbolically sacrifice half his army, his own children instead of attempting to kill Perturabo, a traitor primarch.
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>>54387467
>I was being retarded on purpose!
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>Its another thread of an anon claiming his favourite Primarch has no flaws and did nothing wrong when the HH is built on every character being fallible.
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>>54389931
nuh uh. its two different anons throwing shit over eachother thinking their own primarch was infallible.
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>>54389911
Dorn never considered Pert to be his nemesis. That relationship was entirely one sided, it was Pert being an obsessive man-child.
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>>54389918
>literally only one answer to try and disprove the fact, and it's the same old meme
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>>54389959
so he still didnt think to just get rid of a chaos primarch.
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>>54389911
He knew it was a trap. Like i said, he used Pertardo for his own needs. The Iron Cage was just a giant pain glove for Dorn and his sons. But since the Fists are so much better then the Iron Autists (a third of the Legion led by a captain was on the verge of destroying the entire IW Legion and killing Pertardo when they were recalled to terra), they STILL started winning. Guilliman was just the excuse Pertardo needed to justify running away with his tail between his legs to himself, since ''Dorn fucking destroyed me while suffering every disadvantage possible'' would have driven him to suicide, and landing and going all in would have meant death at the hands of Rogal.
>Be Pertardo
>get destroyed, bamboozled, made a fool of and JUSTed every single time by a brother who never once held any ill will for you and became your bitter enemy solely due to your own unspeakable autism and butthurt
The state of Pertardo.
>>54389918
>Be Pertardo
>Have every advantage possible and a suicidal Dorn willingly walking into your masterpiece trap
>STILL start losing and run away with your tail between your legs
>''...m-muh losses...''
>...''G-Guilliman...''
Absolutely JUST.
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>>54390038
your missing the big picture. Dorn was being a selfish douche not just bombing the fuck out of pertrubo then. He should have just murdered perturabo like any sane person would have and saved the world alot of trouble.
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>>54390146
That still would have left him with a big bunch of unsatisfied fists. And it's not like perturabo did much in the following millennia
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>>54390146
Dorn was MENTALLY BROKEN. He's still a man, for all his power and knowledge. And his sons were, for all their loyalty and love towards him, not about to be separated from him and each other no matter what. Dorn did what he always does, he adapted and he overcame. He remade the Fists into the Legion The Imperium needed them to be.
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>>54390194
>>54390173
So what im hearing is that even if peturabo was being a mega autist and this wasnt just a massive prank to pull on the fists, that both primarchs were being retarded about this. There really is no way to justify letting a traitor primarch go like that.
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>>54390245
This is just one of those things that women will never be able to understand.
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>>54390245
>both primarchs were being retarded
not really?

The iron cage was entirely symbolic. Not strategic in the slightest, and everyone involved was aware of that. Both sides of the story have been told already, and if you've got a brain you can tell the result was inconclusive because of Guilliman's arrival. The Fists were bloodied but unbroken, and reformed into chapters to build the Imperium anew. Perturabo gained his ascension, but fell back to the Eye alongside the rest of the traitors.

Space war doesn't always have neat winners and losers.
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>>54390245
>letting him go
Guilliman was being a mega autist about The Codex and The Fists were having none of it, they were literally on the verge of a second civil war right after The Heresy. Dorn made the best out of a very bad situation.
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>>54390500
>Guilliman was being a mega autist about The Codex

Yet every single Legion came to see his wisdom in the end. That's not called autism, it's called being right.
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>>54390500
Why did a whole almost civil war thing happen over Dorn, weren't there two other Primarchs that were against the codex and seemed to have ignored it on many aspects?
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>>54390731
>Yet every single Legion
Do you mean the near legion strength Dark Angels, or the complete codex disregarding Space Wolves and Salamanders?
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>>54386746
>Dorn and his lads basically stuck their own genitalia into the meat grinder, then kept turning the handle.

All of my keks. Bravo anon, bravo.
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>>54390806
Vulkan was against it initially, but he had a chat with Guilliman and came around.

Russ likewise conceded and created the Wolf Brothers. He wished to create further successors as well, but due to the nature of his gene-seed could't.

Dorn was the only one who got pissy enough to fight about it.

>>54390848
Dark Angels only act in secret, and only for their mission.
Space Wolves and Salamanders didn't disregard the only tenet strictly enforced by the codex, the dissolution of the Legions.
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>>54390806
Because Dorn (rightfully) called Roboute out on how he wasn't present during the Siege of Terra yet somehow feels he has the right to wave his dick around and call the shots. Also, i think Dorn is the only one who outright refused to have anything to do with it, in no small part because his Legion wouldn't even think about splitting up.
For the record, both of them are in the right, and that's what makes the story good (if was a different time, before chaos worshiping edgelords and autists with daddy issues were allowed to have anything to do with the story):
Rogal is absolutely right in his anger. He suffered unbearable trauma, probably the worst thing that could have ever happened to him, and now Gulliman wants to separate him from his sons. On he other hand, while Rogal did save The Imperium, Roboute's reforms are, without question, the only thing that has allowed it so survive as long as it did.
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>>54386746
>>54390894
>Dorn and his lads basically stuck their own genitalia into the meat grinder, then kept turning the handle
>mfw the meat grinder broke before their junk did
Based Dorn, based Fists.
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>>54390988
Cringe
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>TFW my oc gets copied and spread across different sites in less than a few hours

In all honesty, though, the only reason Rogal won was because of girlyman and his codex coming in.

Perturabo was just smart not to be in the blastwave when the bomb would go off.

Tl;Dr: Rogal loves building golden sandcastles but is essentially braindead in anything else.
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>>54391034
Dorn didn't even win
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>>54391027
>w-why are you p-pointing out the obvious f-flaws in my fantasy wank?
>c-cringe
Lmao get destroyed.
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>>54391054
if you count Pert not being there as "Winning"
Other than that, it was a literal sign of Rogal's incompetence as a general. Had it not been for smurfs, I'm pretty sure all the fists would've been wiped out.
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>>54390988
>girlyman had to come over and pull dorns hand off the handle so he would stop squeezing his balls off
a-another just as planned moment for the imperially fisted
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>>54391034
>Rogal loves building golden sandcastles but is essentially braindead in anything else
I don't know, he seems to have a natural talent for absolutely destroying Pertardo whenever they're even remotely involved in the same thing.
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>>54391120
>Pertardo holding back tears, knowing he has to either run and never look into the mirror again or go all in an face the monster that is Punished Dorn
>Guilliman arrives
>''PHEW! I-I-I m-mean, d-damn you G-Girlyman, j-just when i was a-about t-to w-w-win''
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>iron warriors
>masters of siege warfare and fortifications
>best fortress outside of perturabos BTFO in a single week by tyranids

Fucking embarrassing for both IW and IF. Nids achieved in a week what a primarch and a legion of space marines completely failed to do in several on lesser fortifications
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>The engagement was not the decisive victory sought by the Iron Warriors, with both the loyalist and traitor fleets suffering significant losses in equal measure... Following the Imperial Fists withdrawal, Perturabo smashed the consoles on the bridge of the Iron Blood in a fit of temper when it became clear that his forces escaped defeat only because of the Retribution Fleet's sudden suicidal withdrawal.[3c]
>In the months after the battle, Perturabo became increasingly saturnine and volatile, to the point where even his closest captains could not be sure of his favor or the rationality of his judgments. One sure way to provoke the primarch's rage, Forrix later remarked to Barban Falk, was to speak of the Imperial Fists in any terms other than hatred and contempt.[6]
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>>54391207
>Nids achieved in a week what a primarch and a legion of space marines completely failed to do in several on lesser fortifications
>Dorn and Fists literally LEEROY JENKINS
>still start winning
The only one who got embarrassed was Pertardo and his boys.
>>54391219
Absolutely based.
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>>54391175
>perturabo is just sitting on his couch with a beer watching as he continually pranks the shit out of imperial fists and then bails when it goes bad
This whole thing was a prank and you walked right into it.
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>>54391245
>p-p-prank
>literally helped avert civil war and break Dorn out of his depression
>lost with the best odds in his favor since the Siege of Terra in which he was also involved in
>being Pertardo
Just imagine.
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the only two people in this thread who got it right was
>>54390473
and
>>54391207
everyone else is just wanking to different versions of the same story.
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>>54391289
This. Dorn was the autistic retard the Emperor knew and loved, Pert did not give a fuck about his legion and Guilliman was GWs big hero again. All as it had ever been
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>>54391207
Those are Tyrannids though. They have plot armor and are suppose to be the "unstoppable force". The Iron Warriors in that story onlynserved as generic fodder for the Tyrannids.
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>>54391872
>autistic retard
Literally describing Perturabo.
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>>54392119
and Dorn and half of the other Primarchs. Guess it runs in the family
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>>54392300
Ecspecially the emperor.
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>>54389850
>Since pert is an expert in decimation
Killing 10% of the enemy isn't THAT impressive
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>>54386388
Because Perty couldnt take the Palace with like 9 times the Loyalists number and demons and shit
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>>54387648
Do you post this in every thread? Its poor taste to screencap your own posts
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>>54390500
>>54390731
>>54390806
>>54390848
So it seems to me like Rowboat and Rogaine and the two dumbest Primarchs by far
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>>54393251
Oh god no, there are dumber. Though, if you were only counting loyalists then they'd be pretty high on the dumb scale.
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>>54393251
>literally every traitor
>Leman
Nah.
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>>54392907
Killing 10% of your own men without aid from the enemy surely is
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>>54393251
Reminder Rowboat saved the Imperium when
Big E sat on the throne.

Dorn is just stupid stubborn.

Russ is still dumber though.
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>>54393614
>>54393970
I know hating the wolves is the way to fit in here, but the only thing he did was literally just following the orders of the current warmaster, how is that being dumb?
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>>54393614
He was also defeated by the subprime trap
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>>54394003
Its a meme on here. /tg/ identifies with Perty and magnus because they are both autistic man children. They are envious of the Chads/Russes of the universe so they claim he is retarded.
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>>54394127
What I find sad is that they don't even know that the hate meme started as a backlash to the wolves being powerful in tt for one edition, but I guess it now is self sustaining
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>>54394003
>I know hating the wolves is the way to fit in here
>calling out retards, hypocrites and sues for being those things is trying to fit in
Nice try Wolf Wolfsson.
>but the only thing he did was literally just following the orders of the current warmaster
Valdor was literally screaming into his ear to follow Big E's orders.
>>54394127
>projecting this much
>a smelly drunkard hypocrite that lost every peer fight he's ever been in
>chad
top kek
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>>54394177
I love how people who callbthem furries are always closet furries. Its like a self perpetuating hate cycle, very Perturaboish.

t. a world eater player
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>>54394229
>implying im wrong about /tg/, magnus and pert
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>>54394229
Calm down with the buzzwords tough boy, you already got a pass on the cool guys club

>throwing so many buzzwords around that he says someone being a retard and a hypocrite can also be a sue

Stop posting anytime, you clearly don't know what words mean
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>>54394127
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>>54394295
>he says someone being a retard and a hypocrite can also be a sue
>never suffers consequences for being a retard and a hypocrite
>everything always works out for him
Not really hard to grasp.
>>54394274
Pert, sure. People like Magnus because he was a decent guy who fucked up out of the best intentions. Leman was just an asshole who kept getting away with his mistakes.
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>>54394425
>fucked up out of the best intentions
haha
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>>54394229
>Valdor was literally screaming into his ear to follow Big E's orders.
>don't follow the orders from the guy the Emperor told you to listen to as tho he were the Emperor
This is the stupidest argument to make, and is entirely based on omniscient knowledge AND not knowing how military orders work.
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@54394425
Holy fuck this NEERRRRDDD is going nuclear
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>>54394449
>want to save everyone
>ruin something you had no idea existed
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>>54394177
>the wolves being powerful in tt for one edition
If we're being technical about it, wolves have spent the majority of the game's life as marines+1.

not really worth the amount of hate for them, though
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>>54394457
>The Emperor tells you to do one thing
>somebody else tells you to do the exact opposite
>guy in charge of The Emperor's personal guard whom he trusts more then you or your brothers is screaming at you to do what The Emperor said
>Duuuurrrr
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>>54394480
But Magnus did know about the webway and the emperor told him to keep his cock holster shut about it
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>>54394425
>being surprised a first founding chapter doesn't get flak for killing some idiot inquisitor or a drunken priest
>thinking that factions in 40K are a unified hivemind instead of being made up of individuals busy dicking each other
>conveniently ignoring that the SW already got fucked more than other chapters anyway because they lost their only successors to chaos, they jobbed to Huron and pretty much got fucked out of fixing their flaws by the TS every time they actually bothered.

Weak and pathetic.
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>>54394514
Are you retarded?
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>>54394529
>But Magnus did know about the webway
Holly shit, how can one statement possibly contain that lack of knowledge about the lore?
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>>54394547
Are you?
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>>54394480
>magnus don't do the thing

>fuck you I know best
>wtf why did doing the thing I was told not to do ruin everything for everyone ever
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>thread about completely different Primarchs
>someone mentions Leman
>furry defense force immediately to the rescue
>vacuum boys respond
Fuck this.
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>>54394577
I know how chain of command works, and Russ out ranks Valdor, and Horus who was named the commander in chief while the Emperor gave up that role. Horus' word WAS the word of the Emperor by Imperial decree.
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>>54394625
Attacking the newfags trying to fit in is not defending the wolves
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>>54394480
>expressly do something that you were directly told to stop doing, on pain of death, by the only being alive that knows more than you about how it is
A fuck up is a fuck up, no matter what they "intended".
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>>54394625
Actually it was the Magnus defense force, trying reading the thread dumb imperial fister
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>>54391899
>tyranids
>plot armor
Oh I am Laffin

Tyranids are portrayed exactly how they're supposed to be portrayed right up to the point where their enemies pull some kind of plot device and win even though by all accounts the planet they were fighting on was pretty much a lost cause. Just look at the travesty that is the devastation of Baal. The tyranids did exactly what they were supposed to until a warp storm deleted their whole fleet, and as soon as it cleared Guilliman himself appeared with the crusade to crush the disorganized tyranids. And then to add a third plot device, the Tyranids on the other moon get BTFO by the legions of Khorne and kbandtha.

To be fair to the iron warriors in that story, the Tyranids are pretty much the only force that could launch a large scale subterranean assault and circumnavigate most of their defenses easily. Still, we've seen much lesser forces than a fortress world described as the best outside of perturabos own and garrisoned by a whole grand company of iron warriors plus innumerable daemon engines and cultists/traitor guard fight off the tyranids. Or at least hold out way longer than a week. I mean, how the fuck do you lose 600 defilers in a couple of hours?
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So russ gets called a retard because someone he trusted actively lied to him but magnus gets a pass when he went directly against what the Emperor himself told him, in no uncertain terms that left no space for interpretation whatsoever, all on his own?

Way to be coherent.
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>>54394634
Dust marines BTFO.

Also lets further point out Magnus' retardation
>knows Horus got Russ to attack him
>join Horus anyway
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>>54394722
Damn. Transexual sons getting rekt more ITT than on Prospero!
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>>54394705
To be fair he's not exactly wrong, almost every time the nids finally get stopped, or lose a notable battle that sets them back but doesn't stop them (see lesser splinter fleets getting destroyed but not the main pushes) it's after they carved a path of destruction. Imperial worlds often enough fall in a matter of hours or a few days.
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>>54394649
>Leman mentioned
>defended in a response
>Magnus mentioned only later
Not surprised a dogfucker can't read.
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>>54394766
LOL, it's the butthurt furry bitch again.
>m-m-muh t-transexual sons
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>54394799
>ask for explanation
>"defend"
>opposite side immediately starts memeing and showing ignorance and convenient short memory
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>>54394634
>m-muh chain of command
>don't double check anything with The Emperor
>don't listen to his left hand man
>literally almost damn humanity
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>>54394841
Why are you moving goalposts?
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>>54394841
By that reasoning magnus is a retard because ahriman thinks he fucked up
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Will you retards fuck off?
>someone calls Leman a retard
>h-h-he must be a TSfag!
Hmm, lets see. Ignoring the entire Prospero fiasco
>dude psykers are evil witches
>b-b-but mine are totes different, see?
>attacks Lion because muh pride, gets knocked the fuck out
>attacks Angron because i'm gonna teach you it's wrong to be a savage barbarian despite being one myself
>gets the shit kicked out of him
>Dorn begs him to stay and help defend Terra
>''Nah, i'll go after Horus''
>gets rekt and his Legion gets put out of commission for the Siege, almost damning humanity
Yup, not a retard at all.
>y-you're just a Magnusfag
Try again fucboi, i'm a loyalist.
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>>54394819
Im a smurf dumbass. Lots of otber people think the Transexual Sons are dumb my man. Doubt the SW feel anything towards them since they always wreck the 1KS shit
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>>54394857
meant for>>54394841
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>>54394927
Anon...
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>>54394917
>son of Guilliman acting in this manner
>can't come up with a better diss then ''Transexual sons''
Embarrassing tbqh
>Doubt the SW feel anything towards them since they always wreck the 1KS shit
Is that how you write ''get left on life support and only survive because of first founding plot armor"?
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>>54394857
>>54394828
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>>54394841
>double checking a lawful order during a time of war

Lets look at it like this. You probably work at McDonnalds so we will use that. The local autist makes a mess and your boss tells you to clean it up, are you going to clean it up or waste a fuck ton of time to phone the CEO of Mcdonnalds just so he could tell you to shut the fuck up and do what your boss told you to do?
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>>54394955
It's the damned greentext.
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>>54394981
How is saying what happened "moving goalposts"? Are you the same anon that doesn't know what words mean?
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>>54395012
But what if your mcdonalds boss orders you to lead half of the staff into iraq to battle isis in a suicide mission?
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>>54395012
> You probably work at McDonnalds
>projecting THIS hard
Holy shit hahaha. Now i'm just sad for you.
Also your analogy is retarded (as expected of someone who fucks dogs). Much better analogy is
>you're in a mob
>you're the Don's son
>dad asks you to bring your brother in, maybe rough him up a bit, since he fucked something up
>as you head out, your eldest brother tells you that the orders have changed and that dad wants you to kill your brother and his whole crew and family
>your dad's head of security and left hand man who's worked for him for many years before you were born and has his complete trust and respect is tagging along
>he's urging you to listen to your father or at least check the order
>you say nah, fuck it
This is how you do an analogy, you fucking retard.
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>>54395093
What does your contract say?
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>>54395017
>''leman defense force started this''
>''n-nuh uh, magnus fags have''
>prove that leman fags started
>''t-they were in the right, t-the other side memes''
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>>54394705
>Just look at the travesty that is the devastation of Baal.
GW suppassed themselves there, they managed to make Nid fans AND BA fans feel shitty over the ending.
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>>54395153
Started what? Do you even know what you are saying? Even if anyone started defending russ before the ebin memes of "LOL WOLF WOLFSSON" started (no one did, an explanation was asked and none came), that would still have been a reaction to an attack, so that would still mean that the other side "started". What are you, 12?
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>>54390848

Considering their ability to drag their own successors around make the Ultramarines Chapter Legion Strength+++, the Dark Angels could perhaps be given credit for following the example of the Ultramarines the most closely, and paying attention to the 'as I do, not what I say' clause that the Codex Astartes has written secretly inside the spine.
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>>54395242
Had that reply not happened the derail wouldn't have happened.
>m-muh meme
Pfft, yea, sure, hating the Wolves is just a meme.
>explanation
There are plenty in this thread, and whenever ANY of Lemans flaws or blunders are mentioned, you get on of the following responses
>m-muh memes
>*headcannon retelling of the events that has almost nothing to do with the actual canon*
>t-transexual sons/M-Magnus was worse
At this point, why would anyone argue rather then just calling them a bunch of furry retards, which is the general consensus after all.
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>>54395340
>the "fans" of the long planning faction can't think beyond binary

This stops being poetry and starts being straight up tragedy.
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>>54394785
The tyranids being portrayed as an unstoppable force is just their lore. They aren't pulling out weird last minute ass pulls in order to win, like dropping a single spore bomb that infects the entire world in a matter of moments, or 1000 warrior primes slaughtering millions of guardsmen by themselves.

It's just weird that the iron warriors, in their best defended fortress, couldn't repel what lesser worlds have done
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>>54395012
This... is actually a pretty good description of the chain of command and why its ignorant to say Russ should have double checked
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So riddle me this.

Did the "Dorn wanted to nearly wipe his legion out so they'd consent to becoming chapters" theory only emerge more recently, or has it always been a point of contention?
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>>54395107
>risking going against what one of the family said because of an outsider

And you are conveniently ignoring that the brother telling you about your new orders is THE guy your father trusts the most
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>>54395470
It was outright stated in index astartes. He split the legion according to codex, putting the headstrong ones in the BT, the younger and more reasonable ones in the CF, and then he took the most stubborn left to the iron cage knowing what they were getting into
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>>54395453
>replying to your own post
For shame.
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>>54395470
>"Dorn wanted to nearly wipe his legion out so they'd consent to becoming chapters" theory
That's retarded. He's their primarch, if he told them to split into chapters they'd do it without a second thought.
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>>54395515
>projecting this hard
Also not an argument
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>>54395477
>consequence for disobeying your brother: your brother's death is delayed until you bring him to pops, no way can his crew challenge your mob empire and you can always clean them up later
>consequence for disobeying your father and his left hand man: you just killed a whole bunch of people, including your own fucking brother, for no reason, and weakened the mob
It's astounding how much Leman ignored the possible consequences simply because he hated Magnus.
>the brother telling you about your new orders is THE guy your father trusts the most
>implying Big E trusted any of the Primarchs as much as he trusted Malcador and the Custodians
Though, to be fair, Leman was probably taking Horus' word as a subconscious protest over this fact. Though i may just be giving him too much credit.
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>>54395574
>he doesn't deny it
Top kek. Also, it's a lot easier for me to believe that you'd reply to your own post then that there are two retards out there who think that pile of vomit is anything resembling a good analogy.
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>>54395610
It's not like he appointed horus as warmaster or anything...
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>>54395662
The problem is, Russ got a DIRECT order from The Emperor, and even had Valdor appointed to him to help him carry this out. Then comes Horus and completely flips the order on it's head. It's not like The Emperor is an uber-powerful psyker who could personally contact Leman regarding this or anything...
Also, the fact that Valdor was suspicious of Horus should have told him something. After all, Magnus' message was that Horus would betray them. Leman just looked to justify killing Magnus, had he actually viewed the situation with neutral eyes, he'd realize Valdor's word holds more weight then Horus', since not only does it come from someone Big E trusts more then Horus, it also advises to obey Big E as opposed to Horus.
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>>54395641
This go is so booty blasted. He hasnt put forth a single argument
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>>54395728
>listening to your brother as opposed to you father and his left hand man is retarded, especially since mistakenly listening to them is easily solvable while mistakenly listening to him is a massive fuckup that cannot be undone
>hurr no argument
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>>54395772
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>>54395830
>literally admitting defeat
Thanks for the W, loser.
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>>54395847
Every time this happens you magnus fags get rekt just like you did here. You just spew HURR DOUBLE CHECK ORDERS DURR and other shit memes. Its shitposting at its worst.
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>>54395918
>M-Magnus fags
I'm a loyalist, fucboi.
>get rekt
Literally not a single argument disproven, so you resort to shitposting like this.
>HURR DOUBLE CHECK ORDERS DURR
If you don't see why Leman should have double checked orders or just followed the original ones that came from the highest authority and were backed by someone with more seniority then Horus, you're honestly retarded.
>Prospero's defenses are down
>even though Magnus had to have been expecting me
>Valdor is screaming at me to follow The Emperor's orders
>Hurr better burn everything
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>>54395830
Why didn't Russ just take Magnus to Terra?
>Emps wanted him arrested,
>Emps wanted Magnus dead.Magnus is killed in Terra,probably by the Emperor himself.
Either way,Russ wins without wasting men and materiel,
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>>54396114
Literally what i'm arguing.
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