https://www.warhammer-community.com /2017/07/18/announcing-b

>>54386102

Shit. Not the good Shiiiiit I'm exited shit, the short shit uttered bittingly when one realizes they are about to take it up the ass.

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>>54386102

>Karen Traviss

Uh oh

>>54386181

Try and open the link you daft faggot.

>>54386102
>Naomi Alderman (award-winning novel THE POWER) brings us FOUNDING RITES, about a young techpriest who learns that there's a part of the Primaris Marine process Cawl is keeping from Guilliman - what is it, and why?
Now the primaris have FOUR lungs!

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https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/18/chapter-focus-white-scars-july18gw-homepage-post-3/

White scars are all genestealers

>>54386102
>Karen Traviss
I am terrified already.

>>54386313
HOLY FUCK

>Karen Traviss writes DEADLIER THAN THE MALE - a squad of Primaris Reivers are hunted by a vicious Necron Tomb... Queen?
Oh you silly bois.

>>54386339
>>54386339

Salamander tactics.

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>I sell my army every 2 years for a new one
>I've never thinned a paint in my life
>I refuse to verse anyone with FW models
>The models I dont buy off ebay are unpainted
>Oh yeah these land speeders are proxies for my stormraves, you don't mind do you?

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>>54386348
Oh god I know full well where this inevitably leads

>>54386313
>White Scars confirmed for best Ironclad Dreadnoughts

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>>54386313
>The white scars are now capable of drifting so fucking hard they enter the webway for short periods

>>54386223

Well shit I've been had. Well played op you massibe faggot. Well played.

>>54386348
Honestly, this is where this gag lost me.

Karen Traviss has never written a compelling female character in her life

OP forgot the best part

>Greybeards may remember a little book called SPACE MARINE, by Ian Watson
>well, with his expert advice, bestselling Hugo winner Chuck Tingle is bringing us a truly Adult's Only 40k adventure to make Slaanesh squirm: PENETRATED IN THE REAR ARMOUR BY NOBZ IN A NAUT

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>>54386570
I declare exterminatus upon this world, and the ten billion sides upon it.

>Wendig
>Traviss


Pack it up lads. Time to panic.

>>54386102
>Chuck Wendig offers OLDSCHOOL, a novel taking us into a Schola Progenium from the eyes of a governor's daughter disguising herself as her dead brother

>C h u c k W e n d i g

Are you ready for things to zig-zag herky-jerkily?
Are you ready for fucking horrible 'prose'?

>Karen Traviss writes DEADLIER THAN THE MALE - a squad of Primaris Reivers are hunted by a vicious Necron Tomb... Queen?

>Karen Traviss
Aaaaand into the trash it goes.

>>54386833
>>54387133
>>54388785
Did you try to open the link?

>>54386348
I mean I love me some necron books. I just wish I could get one where the necrons are the MC.

Also like female necrons aren't a new thing. The head of the Forge World dynasty is a woman and that book with anrakyr fighting the tyranids was all about lady-crons so this 'twist' is just dumb

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>>54386313
A reason to take jump packs on my scars?!

>>54391397
>so this 'twist' is just dumb
Not quite as dumb as the people getting upset in this thread, though.

Damn, I knew /tg/ was easy to bait but I didn't realise so many anons are retarded enough to not check the link that they're being baited with.

>>54386570
>Future entries in the SLAANESH TINGLERS series to include:

>POUNDED IN THE WEBWAY BY MY WRAITHKNIGHT COPILOT BROTHER'S STARCANNON
>FISTED IN MACRAGGE BY MEPHISTON

>>54386102
It's funny because the bait is obvious even before you check the link.

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>>54386102
>Chuck Wendig
Have fucking mercy.

>>54394928
It's almost as if all those Reddit stories of 4chan being full of autists is true

>>54386102
That last one definitely sounds like sjw bait.

>>54394928
Nobody expects people to lie and nobody wants to waste time fact checking a link.

>>54386337
>>>54386102 (OP)
>>Karen Traviss
>I am terrified already.

She did write the best GI Joe comics after Hama.

>>54386102
>Chuck Wendig
>daughter disguising herself as her dead brother
>Karen Traviss
>DEADLIER THAN THE MALE

ABORT, ABORT.
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, ABORT.

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>>54387133
>daughter disguising herself as her dead brother

This is my fetish.

>>54386102
>Karen Traviss writes DEADLIER THAN THE MALE - a squad of Primaris Reivers are hunted by a vicious Necron Tomb... Queen?
>KAREN TRAVISS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHY CAN'T THAT BITCH JUST DIE?

>>54400132
I think what bothers me isnt the content implied its that the content is planning to treat itself as special, a Tomb Queen Isn't special, while having one focused on would be neat, making a big Hoo Ha over it just makes the author feel out of touch

>>54386348
Isn't that the author who fucked halo's corpse

All these people still falling for it.

Woooow