>Love the taste of liver >Create a magical ring that teleports

>>54374707
Mate you're gonna get fucked up livers if you leave it on an inn of all places, leave it somewhere a drunkard won't pick it up like a palace or the library or just disguise yourself and sell it to some schmuck, steal it from said shcmuck and then rinse and repeat.

>>54374707
You teleport into a pawn shop next to a pudgy dude saying he can only do about 5 silver for it, standing next to the skeevy opportunist who picked it off the floor.

>>54374707
That's a really weird magical realm you got there OP.

>>54374707
>receive a liver that is poisonous to you
>receive diseased liver
>liver manifests at inopportune incriminating moment
>kill someone with powerful friends that can trace you
>kill someone useful or dear to you
>receive something undesirable from creature without liver
>kill someone, the death of whom has destabilizing consequences for the region
>

>>54374707
What the fuck am I reading.

>undead liver
>prankster wizard supplies you with constant torrent of rat livers
>stalked by Hannibal Lecter
>you soon end up hating liver, ring is still out there
>teleport connection reverse-engineered to locate you by enemies you have in the first place

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>>54374707
>*Puts on ring*

>used by assassin to mislead investigation
>later turns out to be hereditary, you ruined the reputation and individual lives of your bloodline
>magic infused liver causes fire
>your provoke the ire of Prometheus
>ring gets lost, never delivers a liver in your lifetime and fills your grave with liver, this causes your rest to be disturbed, you rise as undead

>>54374912
>>54375076
>>54375282

Half of these are positive outcomes though

>>54375313
Depends on the character, which ones do you consider positive?

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>>54375169
Why would you want to break up this beautiful relationship?

>>54375599
Anon i have a mighty need for sauce, which of the TF2 comics was this from?

>>54375719
The one were they were fighting blood-draining robots.

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>>54375719
The Naked and the Dead.

>>54375756
Neat, thanks for the quick answer.

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>>54374707
>>54374831
I originally read that second line as 'teleports you to the liver' for a second there and assumed this was an even more magical realm than it already was.

>>54374707
What's the point if the livers aren't Korean? Anything else is just garbage compared to tasty, tasty Korean liver.