Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1617: Another Inevitable Bread Metaphor Edition

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Well I need to calm down; what does your Jumper do to relax? Anything from eating favorite foods to deploying that spa resort you have (do we have a spa property purchasable? There should be.)

So, what did you guys do in Counter-Strike anyway? How did you make sure you'd get the rank requirement to move on?
Post builds.

>>54370592
Webmage has a resort mansion on a hawaiin island complete with a house spirit that tries to make you happy.

So, how dangerous is the Traveler’s Gate setting?

>>54370435
>Do imported Companions get access to the Armor and Relic sections too, or no?
Nope, companions can't buy items. I asked Red about this back when it was still a WIP.

>>54370592
I go work at the bar, or let the watresses work it while I relax upstairs watching the bar and drinking myself.

>>54370633
Instant death.
Kidding, I don't have a clue.

>>54370592
The onsen from Tenchi was bought specifically for that purpose

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>>54370592

I like going to the spa an getting a massage

>>54370592
The only spa property we have is in Tenchi

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So, why did we reject this again? Looks pretty solid to me.

what are tenchi waifus like?

>>54370592
Write novels, orgies, play video games by actually living them I play a lot of H-games that way.

>>54370770
Uh, we also have some pretty fancy baths in Otoyomegatari and Kairos.

>>54370830
>Looks pretty solid to me.
That's your opinion, and the thread didn't share your opinion. If you want to use SB jumps go over to SB.

>>54370476
It gets weird but all you need to know is that counter guardians protect humanity and they have a similar function to heroic spirits and thus its possible to summon a counter guardian as well when you summon a heroic spirit.

>>54370830
SB racism.

>>54370830
>Looks pretty solid to me.
I think otherwise.

>>54370592
Fucking or whacking off. This is rarely an issue though.

>>54370634
I just realized that I wasn't checking if companions could get items or freebies in my jumps. Already had to change a couple builds. Fuck.

>>54370861
Stop trying to speak for the thread, Timmy. You keep doing this, and it's almost adorable every time, but then I remember how sad and pathetic it is.

>>54370830
We sure this isn't one of those people just forgot to upload? It's not terrible, but it seems alright.

>>54370943
>terrible
Fucking. Meant to say "terrific".

>>54370830
Dunno. Put it on the drive if you want.

>>54370830
Because its unbalance and full of wankery. Jump SB jumps on SB.

>>54370633
The biggest bads are up to city level threats, everyone else is street level.

>>54370830
Did we even? I'm not sure if it was ever posted here in the first place.

>>54370634
>>54370435
False, I said companions get access for this.

Previous Jump: >>54363368
Jump 5: Big O
Starting Point: 1000
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Location: Underground
Background: Negotiator (900)
Drawbacks: -A bird whose wings have been plucked (1500)
-R.D. (1700)
Perks: - Style
- Negotiable (1550)
- Action! (1250)
- Shaken to their bones (950)
- Mysterious Appearance (350)
Items: - Suit
- Film Noir (Film Noir version of the Power Rangers and Megas XLR? Now THAT I wanna see) (300)
- Comrades (Coop) (100)
- Big Ear (0)

Coop's Build:
Background: Android
Starting CP: 400
Perk: -Man of Steel
- Logic (100)
- Memories (0)
Items: - Suit

With the Death Army, the Zoids, and all the Power Rangers villain running around, it's like a mini-SRW in here! I planned to spend most of my time here driving them off and investigate what the fuck is happening here. But things got kinda out of control. I'll spare you the details, but it involved the Devil Gundam assimilating pretty much anything that moved and ended with me and Roger miraculously suceeding to convince it to leave humanity and to rebuild the outside world, wich is pretty much a blank state (his negotation skills are no joke, man). After that, I discovered my statut as the overseer and reset back the city to its state before all that bullshit happened. As a side-note, Coop absolutely loved his new robot buddy, but he found using his Logic perk too weird and he outright refused to wear the suit.

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>>54370592
>Well I need to calm down; what does your Jumper do to relax?

the wife gives great full body massages.

>>54371034
Prove it.

>>54370904
Then put it into the drive and accept it if that's what you're trying to push. Might as well do that for the rest of the SB jumps as well

>>54370435
Presumably, if they have their own equipment to run through it. They do have a CP budget after all.

>>54370634
>Nope, companions can't buy items.
Even if so, the first thing run through the customization/relic sections are free. So if they have an pre existing armor/power armor/magic item, they should be able to run it through.

>>54371034
No you didn't.

>>54371061
Not OP, and I don't care about the jump. Just stop acting like you speak for the thread.

>>54371055
>>54371090
I just did. Also, >>54371089.
>Even if so, the first thing run through the customization/relic sections are free.

>>54371094
>Doesn't give a shit about answering the question
>Doesn't give a shit about jumps
>Just wants to argue with people online
10/10

>>54370830
Because it's not a Crusade jump, it's a back door B5 replacement jump. The whole thing is full of shit from B5 and doesn't really go into Crusade. That's probably because Crusade died a few episodes in and wasn't ever fleshed out as its own thing. If it focused on Crusade that'd be a different story, but it's just generic B5 stuff.

I get that SB is into replacement jumps, but we don't do that here.

>>54370592
Well, me and coop mainly play video games or thinker with our machines. Tough recently, we began watching Film Noir versions of our adventures. Wich is hysterical, I tell you. Sometime, we invite the local versions of Bulk and Skull because it's nice seeing some familliar faces, even if it's those two doofus.

>>54370830
>So, why did we reject this again?
No read reason at all. Everyone hates that annoying Anti-SB fag, so I could see it getting on the drive just to spite him.

Probably because the jumpmaker never came over here with it in a long time?

I always wondered why, if it was in the SB folder, why not make it an actual Babylon-5 (not crusade) jump? Go all in. Because the one Babylon 5 made was always absolute rubbish, what with the place being about interspecies cooperation limiting you to human only, as if the B5 anon was a xenophobe.

>>54371208
>I always wondered why, if it was in the SB folder, why not make it an actual Babylon-5 (not crusade) jump?
The most vocal people on SB don't like to recognize jumps that aren't considered official jumps here on /tg/.

>>54370830
>>54371134
Have you actually read Babylon anons jump? We don't actually have a comprehensive Babylon 5 jump. We have a Human faction jump for B5

We have several WH40k jumps now, even though Babylon made that jump first also. If Sister of Battle and tyrannids got on the drive, this should be able to also.

>>54371127
Okay, I just re-read your old comment. You previously said that companions get background freebies. IMO this was a bit misleading, since I don't consider background freebies to include generic freebies. I would've just said that they still get their freebies.

It's cool though. My companions get more stuff now. I actually need to re-think my chain a bit.

>>54370830
The pictures are from B5, the perk names are direct quotes from B5, the perk texts reference events that happen in B5. . . I have yet to hear a justification for how this is a Crusade jump

>>54371281
>even though Babylon made that jump first also.
No, that was Kanons, and the 40k jumps were made with permission. Babylon made Dogs of War, a Fantasea thing.

>>54371054
Why.

WHY DID YOU HAD TO SHOW US THAT.

>>54371299
SB isn't known for being very inventive when it comes to making jumps. It's not much of a surprise that they took what they could and slapped a different label on it.

>>54371281
Yes I've read it, I read it when it first dropped and wasn't a huge fan of it then nor am I now. However, rules are rules and he was the one that made it. It's a B5 jump. It's the B5 jump. You don't get to replace it because you don't like it.

The comparison to 40k is incorrect. 40k is a game that actually has separate faction books and the like. Additionally, as >>54371308 referenced Kanons made the first 40k jump and said he didn't have issue with other jumps in that verse. So not only does B5 not break down by factions the way you're suggesting, Babs did not okay remaking or replacing his jump.

The SB Crusade jump doesn't fly here.

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Are there any jumps that allow to fuse ships?
Preferably via import, although perks that would help would also be acceptable.

>>54371054
Your hair is ridiculous and your wife is an ugly fatty.

>>54371400
>Babs did not okay remaking or replacing his jump.
Don't pretend like giving the ok means that you'd accept a replacement. Even when jumpmakers have given the ok people still screamed at anyone who tried to make a replacement.

>>54371374
All the other jumpers show off pics of their Cute wives. Why can't I?

>>54371431
>Your hair is ridiculous

and just like that I know your opinion is crap and everything you say will be disregarded

>>54371393
True. The laziness is galling though. What they've done is comparable to making a jump all about being a viper pilot and calling it a Caprica jump. I get it, you don't like the BSG jump, but that doesn't mean you get to replace it and slap a Caprica label on the replacement to slide by on a half assed technicality.

inb4 we wuznt taalking about BSG, stop derailing / moving goalposts / SB memeing

>>54371415
Arpeggio of Blue Steel has a perk that lets you fuse vehicles together and you can make it permanent if you wish.

>>54371453
>All the other jumpers show off pics of their Cute wives. Why can't I?
Because like the SBers, you're the thread's butt monkey. You don't get namefag privileges.

>>54371453
>and just like that I know your opinion is crap and everything you say will be disregarded
It looks so stupid and that's from someone with magical glowing rainbow hair

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>>54371437
I don't give two shits about your paranoia and shit stirring. Here, have a neat cap and have a nice day.

>>54371308
I thought Babylon Anon made that Railroading door stopper, The W40k jump Light of Terra?

You are saying he got permission for that (where you are also human even though we have an W40k Imperium jump), and then denied permission for anyone else to play in his B5 sandbox? That sounds like BS.

>>54371465
SB wants replacement jumps even less than we do actually. It would undermine their argument that their jumps need to go on the drive here if people actually started making replacement jumps over on their drive.

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>>54371393
SB is like some kind of new age videogame villain who tries to copy and understand humanity, but doesn't really fully get it, and so ends up going off on some extremist tangent while ignoring all the greater nuance.
> "It's about gaining power! So we'll create monuments to power!"
> "These petty restrictions only get in the way! Let's be rid of them!"
> "Why isn't this working? I know! It's because the true power all comes from the source! If we can control that, then all the power will be ours! It's better for everyone, this is the true meaning of jumpchain!"
> "What is a 'waifu'? I do not understand these petty concerns."

>>54371453
>Cute

Look, I'm not going to judge if you are into fat-anthropomorphic whatever, but you won't convince anyone that whatever your Jumper is holding can be considered cute.

>>54371415
Import them as Shipgirls in Kantai Collection, and give them a fusion power?

Dragon Ball has the Potara Earrings, which are good if you want it to be permanent.

Might not be what you're looking for tho.

>>54371572
The lack of waifufagging over there is probably the one saving grace they have. They have no good jumpmakers no real discussion outside of powerwanking and they spend their time trying to figure out how to break jumps over their knee but they've done a better job at not becoming gen then us.

>>54371530
You're trying too hard, and you're telegraphing your intent too much. Let it go and try again later with a different topic.

>>54371572
>Not realizing that absolute power is the only correct path for getting waifus.

>>54371581
>anthropomorphic whatever,

Bitch did you just call my wife a furry!

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>>54371616
>not waifuing absolute power

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>>54371638
>Posts a furry image and calls it his wife
>Gets offended by someone calling him a furry

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Why aren't you an AI remotely operating trillions of bodies to help all the worlds that you visit?

>>54371803
Too easy.

>>54371803
Because an ass worth pounding is an ass worth paying attention too, anon. Simultasking is for plebs.

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>>54371786
seriously though, what furry? it's Tick themed lingerie and headpiece

>>54371803
That's a lot of work and I'd rather just smoke weed and watch Netflix.

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Ric, on Log Horizon. There's mention of a Samurai class. What's that?

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Whats this/
I think I heard a prayer.
No wait it is....

>>54366592
>>54366805
I Have AWAKENED.

Here the main jump is done.
Technically jumpable, but I am not sure if I wish for extra pdf to put the Scenarios and Vestige powers or not.
(DAmn you Vestiges! DAMN YOU)

For now if you /really/ need to scratch that itch, you can use this.
Mostly stuck on how to describe Vestiges in-depth or have you buy powers and what you get from them (Or rather the custom powers I have planned)

Ugh, so much work.

But yeah its finally done, if you wish to jump, it is jumpable (Unless if I was a fuckup again and fucked the shit out of it by writing something stupid and failing to proof-read yet again).

Telling you now I wiil be adding at least +2 Drawbacks +1 or two Cult options and two general perks in the future, one beauty upgrade and dunno what else).
Yeah at least 4 more items as well (Though I might re-write the tomes)
For now have the pdf because I did promise it..

>>54371803
Because there are infinite worlds, which means infinite degrees of suffering, meaning no matter what I do shit is still really bad somewhere. I'll do the easy shit like curing cancer and providing better agricultural technology, but anything else is too much work, unless it was already part of my plan.

>>54371803
I'm both a naturally occuring intelligence and I don't feel like being that busy.

>>54371893
Noice. Good to see you back, dude. I've been looking forward to this one. So what are Vestiges and should I wait for them to build?

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>>54371803
I've done that,and my Habitat from eclipse phase is nearing Venus brain right now thanks to long jumps,bigger on the inside storage from RWBY, Supreme Commander technology,my degree in modular mega engineering from portal and another one from eclipse phase with skill plus and exponents, so it will eventually be an option but, Actually doing it is boring as hell, reaction times are Dulled by signal delay,my senses by signal fidelity And without the risk it's boring to me and risks boring Ms. Producer if there is no risk for me so I don't do that, can't risk the Chain you know?

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>>54371893
awesome. I was really looking forward to this jump When you started on it and now it's Jumpable,thanks for keeping up on this. .

>>54371893
Does the A human I remain drawback actually force you to be human and enjoy it?

>>54371893
Feels kind of bare sempai.

>>54371803
Too busy playing the petty and selfish (Demi)God King.
Also finishing the jump as a perfectionist.


>>54371947
Supernatural powers all Leviathans have, ussually cost Ichor (Which you also regain with resting and from your cult).

More or less powers based on the concept (You can have outside the main one, kinda like how Solars have charms outside the caste).

Your build will shift, well not too much as you can learn them in-jump (And taking a companion would aid you greatly at learning from another vestige).
>>54372004
No problem Bancho, its been a long ride.


>>54372050
It only makes sure that you are not a Leviathan and after the jump will not count as one (Aka you get no powers, only perks and items).


>>54372104
What did I forgot or are you talking about pictures?
Or perhaps my wonky pdf converting that made it long and with stretches of empty space?


That said I apologize in advance to everyone if I go afk at some point, its late here and stuff.
But I will try to see any comments and utilize them.

>>54371893
Is there, like, a pdf or something where the source material is compiled? Because all I can find is a few scattered posts that barely tell me anything and some empty wiki articles.

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>>54371803
Because I dun wanna and that's why!

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Anyone know what's going on with the It's Always Sunny jump?

Last time I saw it it was mostly finished although could use more drawbacks and I said I'd image it once it's done. Haven't seen anything since although I haven't been following the threads that closely recently.

>>54371893
>1 – San Diego and Tijuana– Theme: Separation and Duality
>On the beaches of Sand Diego a cohort of Leviathans
Should be San.

>>54371893
I'm not sure CEO should get that much CP for the Cult section. They already have more freebies and discounts than the other backgrounds. Unless the other backgrounds would get more in the theoretical Vestife pdf?

>>54372237
The Latest Bioshock Infinite doesn't seem to be on the drive, could you post in again?

>>54372237
The author reposted it again as a pastebin and said it was finished barring maybe a few more changes, some of the drawbacks were weird and there were some repeat perks, though, which might've been good for discussing, but... after posting that they dropped off the thread again. There hasn't been a pdf or even a comment from the author since then.
So I guess it's technically finished but kindof not?

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>>54371803
Because it's more satisfying doing my work in person.

>>54372267
Also:
>On this city Myriam Bales is trying to become a hetsman for both cities as she cuts honest deals with her fellow Leviathans asking them to serve bellow her
Below.
>Is it here Tia Ramona
It is.

>>54371054
This might actually be the worst thing I've ever seen.

And that's saying something.

>>54372127
You're getting memed. The kind of bare thing is a meme that people were throwing against other jumpmakers.

>>54371848
>Tick themed lingerie a
I.
I.
I.
I.
I.
What

>>54371638

...is she wearing lingerie made out of crab shells?

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>>54372374
swiggety swooty I'm coming for that lyme disease

>>54372207
No pdf.
Only a wiki for it, though the Wiki does have quite some material last I checked?
Like it was not the posts, but had quite a bit of in-depth information about most things and the strains.
Then again even that info is enough for me.
Where did you look?

>>54372267
>>54372331
Ah good catch.
Can't believe I missed such an old typo, good work Anon.

>>54372335
Oooooooh, thanks Anon, I did not know that and was mostly confused.

>>54372290
They do indeed get more, but I will remove some from there.
It is a bit too much, though they are supposed to be the Cult masters so to speak.
Perhaps I will make it so the other backgrounds bar drop in get 300, after all they do get freebies which lets them retain the cultist leader position.

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>>54372374

well yeah see she went flea shape changer in League of legends so that's her outfit from league of legends since that's what shape changers in league of legends Clothes themselves with.

>>54372388
No it's flea themed,so it it's supposed to look like the shell of a flea.
https://www.doyourownpestcontrol.com/images/fleas-istock-o.jpg

>>54371803
I am an AI, and I do operate septillions of bodies, but I don't always feel like helping

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>>54370609
> Post builds.

Counter-Strike
> Age: 21 [Rolled6]
> Background: The Pub Scrub [-100CP]
> The HUD [Got a Tempjob!]
> It’s Just a Game [Get a Freebie!]
> Beginner’s Luck [-300CP]
> Smurf Village [-100CP]
> All Skill [-200CP]
> The USP [Get a Freebie!]
> Tec-9 [-50CP]
> The Desert Eagle [-100CP]
> The AWP [-450CP]
> Is That My Bazooka Right There? [+100CP]
> Map Voting [+200CP]

The world I went to (because you are granted carte blanche to design your world as long as it revolves around Counterstrike), was a world where all wars had been replaced by Counterstrike. Big stadiums filled with simulation pods were the norm, and people would jack in and fight in huge tournaments.
It was like Yugioh, or Beyblade, or South Korea, except it all revolved around Counterstrike.
It was completely stupid, also.

Anyway, I took part in these tournaments, and when I wasn't doing that I mostly jacked around hanging out at coffee shops.

After the jump I modded my Tec-9 to go full-auto so I could just hold down the button, because infinite ammo makes that a great way to be lazy on the attack.

> How did you make sure you'd get the rank requirement to move on?
My build revolves around passively making the game as easy as possible, including a bunch of overpowered weapons and a single map that I eventually became a master of through sheer repetition.
I also have a bunch of outside reflex and technopathy perks, and have Wall Hacking from Rust, so I knew where everyone was at all times.

>>54371468
Not the anon who asked but I can not thank you enough for pointing this perk out
It is stupid useful

>>54372456
you better have been bunny hopping around like a madman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNvDUO42Hys

Jumpers what was it like when you stopped being blind by being able to see the entire EM spectrum?

>>54371848
>Tick themed lingerie and headpiece
Why? Just why?

>>54372531
because it's how shape shifters in canon Dress themselves! As I've already explained,plus I have a bad memory and I'm overheated right now , since there was no shade And the bus was an hour late >>54372429

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>>54372295
I think this was the last version, I'll stick it in the drive as well.

>>54372324
Ah yeah, that's what I last saw as well I think.

>>54372429
Bancho. Bancho. Bancho, listen. When you have to link to a site called "doyourownpestcontrol.com" to show what your wife's lingerie looks like, you've gone too far. It's time to stop.

>>54372390
One more thing I noticed.
>2 – The Aegean sea, Greece – Theme: Intrigue
>The only resistance has even more surprisingly to her been from vampires, whilst both the tribe and she lacks any knowledge about them beyond the barest of basics, Rena is currently gearing for a shadow war as she attempts to gather allies and track down the vampires to kill them or at least steal both their territory and influence, to that end she has pooled her resources with the rest of her cohort of four more leviathans that 'follow' her as the leader.
I think this needs to be broken up into several sentences, and sea should be capitalized.

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>>54372611
>It's time to stop.

pic related

>>54372555
I was asking why a tick but after thinking about it I realize that a disgusting parasite suits you.

>>54372633
No. You are incorrect. No one wants to know what you know. Please. Show some sense for once.

>>54372575
Thanks!

>>54371054
Please don't post this again.

>>54372429
...Technically I have to accept that.

Even if you're just making me NOT want to know why you gave her flea powers.

It's amazing how bancho is one of the lead reasons why we can't have lewd in this thread.

>>54372326
But anon, the drones are also you.

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>>54371803
I prefer to build AIs to do that for me. I mean, most of the time I just build loose armies to do stuff, and kindof expect them to not succeed or at least be terribly disorganized about succeeding, because it's kindof funny to me.
But when I really do want the robots to actually accomplish shit and not be a disorganized mechanical stand-in for Orcs in Lord of the Rings, I usually make an AI to keep track of things for me. Like, Metal Gear-style, Patriots AI.
Except with a few more leashes on them, of course.

>>54372531
It's actually more annoying than you'd think. I mean, you think "I can see colours nobody else can see!" would be really neat, and it's great if you're, like... trying to track someone or do detective work if you can see UV light and infared and all that, but a lot of society is built around those limitations. Like... the colours people use to paint buildings and clothing and everything that involves colour. The more colours you add, the more likely it is that some jackass didn't consider things like Breen or Purple and society just starts to look like a splotchy mess.

So I usually leave stuff like that turned off.

>>54370592
I mostly sleep, turn on time dilation perks to make everything move really slowly, play videogames, and/or get really drunk and/or high.
Sometimes I do multiple at once!

>>54372508
I was actually mostly just a boring sniper.

I'm sorry.

>>54372633
No. It's not right. It's not healthy.

>>54372675
Well him and Mommy way back when. The thread as a whole has had to make some pretty big sacrifices to accommodate cretins.

>>54372508
As someone who has never played CS:GO, whats the context in this? Is this guy scripting as the others put it, or is he just repeatedly mashing the jump button?

>>54372669
>Even if you're just making me NOT want to know why you gave her flea powers.

so you don't think a flea . The size of a Yordle would be scary and powerful?

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Ricrod! I summon you with anine tattas!

Are sub classes 100 each after the firat one in log horizon or does it go 0, 100, 200, 300?

>>54372727
No. It wouldn't. A 2 foot tall flea would be firmly in the "disgusting" range.

>>54371893
Thank you so much for this. Reading now.

How do we block users please

Stop.
Feeding.
Him.

You're feeding bancho and encouraging him to continue posting about his fetishes. You are giving him the excuse to blame other people.

Is there anywhere I could get a perk or ability that does something like adding your physical strength to the sharpness of natural weapons?

>>54372722
it's counter strike source, not go. He's not scripting or just randomly jumping. Basically in a lot of older games you could gain speed doing a sort of hopping and weaving pattern. In some games it was super easy, in css it was really hard - hence it being really impressive here where he's not only doing it completely consistently but also doing it while getting kills. That's why you seem him weaving back and forth and sometimes jerking; you've gotta maintain it perfectly.

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>>54372531
Do you know how frustrating it is to describe a color people can't see?

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>>54370592
Gardening is one of those simple pleasures that makes it easy to relax.. Physical activity that is semi-mindless but enjoyable to see the fruits of in the end. Barring that, I usually fall back on creating something. What exactly that is depends a little on the world and I tend to vary it over the decades.

But a good staple is a nice hot bath. Especially in one of the various hot spring properties we have scattered around. Dirge made a Spirited Away Jump that has an alternate scenario for those who aren't too interested in the story. Basically running a hot springs hotel for ten years while keeping spirits and humans from murdering each other inside it. Lower key than it sounds. The Reward in the end is a hot springs hotel that follows you around and is EXTRA COMFY!

I swear it was on the Drive at one point, but now I don't see it. Which is kind of sad, but it's still on Dirge's Drive, so it's there for people who want it.

I know I just started a new chain and none of this has really been mentioned yet, but there are some things that stay the same throughout all incarnations.

>>54372806
try hybrid perk from the smite jump

>>54372893
>Not just using telepathy to show them.
Lol what a pleb.

Anyone heard from the guy that was making a brothers price jump? I really wanna jump it and go around as a male who fucks everyone up. I'm more ways than one considering what the jump is about.

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>>54372974
Destroy that thing

>>54370592
She creates. She finds it satisfying to do her work.

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>>54372999
Finally! A kindred spirit!

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Got some questions about Stellaris.
If I choose Spiritualist I can make them worship me and only me right?

Psionic Awakening, the beings in the warp- Shade are pretty much Chaos Gods right? I do not want Chaos Gods following me on my journeys and tempting my people,

>>54373038
Space Marine boots are the fucking worst. I mean, look at that shit. And yes, I realize Emps isn't one, but it's pretty much the same style.

>>54372903
It was removed because the thread asked Brutus to take it down.

>>54372903
>Which is kind of sad
What's really sad, is that it's not even good enough to make it on SB's drive.

>>54373038
They are, but the entities in the Shroud are much more explicit and upfront about their deals. You;ll still have to deal with some long-lasting repurcussions, but for the most part they tend to be fair with their deals.

Just don't make a deal with the End of the Cycle. Please.

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>>54373013
>>54372974

>>54373143
None of Dirge's jumps meet SB's quality standards, so why would they accept the jumps?

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>>54373112
>>54373143
Oh you silly billies.

>>54373144
Alright that is good, kind of wish I could either seal it up or make it so no one is dumb enough to make any deals with them on the off chance they do it with the End of the Cycle.

>>54373219
It might just be a gameplay thing, but usually they'll come to the leader of a civilization (aka. probably you) rather than your people. So, you can pretty much deal with them at your leisure.

Even Mr. Countdown to Galactic Death in half-a-century does it.

I mean, you could have challenging cultists or whatnot, but I'll leave that up to your own chain.

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>>54373158

>>54373143
He'd need the approval of people like Record, Cliff and Ursine to get his jump onto their drive, and that's never going to happen. These are all people who consider themselves the jumpmaking experts of SB.

>>54373335
What about Brellin?

>>54373362
...what about Brellin?

>>54370592
Cooking, actually. Tea, some seafood.

>>54373362
Brellin gets aggressive over people's builds being wrong, but it's the other three who believe that if jumps aren't made according to their word of god it should be a jump at all, like Light of Terra and most of Dirge's jumps.

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>>54372207
>>54372390
For those who want the fansplat in more portable form, I took this from the wiki and cleaned it up a little. Pretty sure the bookmarks all work.

So apparently the name of the country in the pilot of Symphogear AXZ with the not!Nazis (Val Verde) is actually the same as the one in the 80s Action Movie Commando and Predator.

... So can we have a +0 drawback in Symphogear where Genjuuro has watched action movies about us if we've been to '80s Action Movies if we've been there before going to Symphogear?

what happens when you want to fuck someone but you also hate and want to beat up the person because they're awful?

>>54373445
Dirge has his own drive anyway, why should he bother with two communities that shitpost him constantly?

So Halo ringworlds or Stellaris ringworlds?

>>54373494
Use the perk from Naruto to beat them into a good person and then fuck them, I guess?

>>54373494
Usually some really violent sex. I'm not someone who really feels the need to choose one or the other when I can have both.

>>54371893
Why don't you have full perk lines? Also, the drop-in 300 seems more capstone-worthy than the 600.

Cunning Claw seems pretty limited in use, honestly. All the examples it gives are extremely brutal and savage, and obviously shit like that would demoralize people. Like, don't see why tactics that anyone with an even moderate grasp of human behavior could come up with is worth 300 CP, especially not compared to the other things at that level. It'd be better if it was instead just a general grasp of psychological warfare, like enough to make your enemies jumps at their shadows.

No Marduk origin? Theurge? Primordial Blood capstone booster?

>>54370592
Read, play games, indulge in mad science, bake(lots of baking).

>>54373533
Halo Ringworlds are giant death machines. I'd go with Stellaris.
Though a proper Dyson Sphere is better than either.

>>54373533
Stellaris rings are much, much bigger, circumventing an entire star. So use those if you want people to live on them.

If you want to wipe all life out of a galaxy, then the Halo Array is a lot better, though a great deal smaller than the Stellaris's,

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>>54373463
Nice.

>>54373574
>>54373588
Ok yeah I dunno how I forgot about them being able to wipe out all life, guess I need to get started on making stars to fit my Stellaris rings. Thanks for the help.

>>54373495
Because he doesn't have a way to find ASA elsewhere I guess. SB thinks of him as a nuisance because he keeps pushing for people to make jumps, and here he's become a shitposter equal to Timmy so even if he did come back he'd never be recognized as a jumpmaker. If ASA wasn't on SB he'd probably stop making jumps.

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>>54373533
Halos are ringworlds, but they're not Dyson rings. They're just small, ring-shaped habitats, not even big enough to go around a planet.

You want Stellaris ringworlds, which encircle stars at 1AU (or whatever distance is suitable for your type of lifeforms).

For bonus points, build a shitload of Halo rings, and then 'thread' them onto your Stellaris ringworld.

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>>54373303
dude I take Tall sized shirts IRL and was raised by a Wiccan we are you getting the idea that I am sure or that I threaten sex workers?

>>54373463
Thanks, Myrm!
>>54371893
And Thank you, Tempest!

>>54371881
Samurai is the Japan specific version of the Pirate class

Sidenote, I'm still somewhat salty that you have a Pirate class and a Swashbuckler class

>>54373641
Honestly, high tier Stellaris tech is pretty BS even without all the psychic BS. Supposedly their FTL drives are ridiculously fast even in the very early game.

And don't even get me started on Tachyon Lasers. Do those things hit you before their fired or something?

>>54373654
Could you be more pathetic? We get it. You don't like Dirge. Find a new bike to ride. This one is getting worn out.

>>54373680
Because you're you. And apparently don't understand the concept of "no means no"

>>54373671
>then 'thread' them onto your Stellaris ringworld.
Why tho?

2d6

>>54373742
"dice+2d6" in the Options field.

>>54373741
Because fuck you, that's why

>>54373445
>builds being wrong
What?

>>54373734
He keeps idolizing Red, and we got her to shut up about her chain. Just tell him to follow her example.

>>54373734
>And apparently don't understand the concept of "no means no"

I'm the designated target, how am I supposed to take anyone anyone the thread says seriously if it isn't a ruling or something?

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>>54373741
Well your dyson ring is going to need shadow panels if you want to simulate day/night cycles.
If you use angled mini-rings threaded around the primary ring, you can provide that shade in an aesthetically pleasing way that provides even more surface area for development.

>>54373804
DESU, I don't give a fuck if he posts. I just want him to A) stop posting pictures, and B) stop talking about his fetishes.

Also, fuck you.

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>>54372803
This seems to be being requested a lot recently for some reason. Here you go anon.

>>54373836
Just tell him to follow her example, anon.

>>54373824
See above.

>>54373800
Sub-optimal builds, basically.

>>54373824
Maybe if you stop posting, people won't attack you. At the very least, stop posting shit that LITERALLY NOBODY wants to see.

>>54373874
...Does he have a build he considers optimal for his own jump?

>>54373486
No, that's dumb. That's like using the Tommy Westphall Universe theory to make every jujmp really be in General Hospital.

>>54373463
Thanks a lot for this, myrmidont.

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>>54373709
Yoro, you think Donald Trump is literally the second coming of Hitler. And that friendship alone can defeat Eldritch Gods. Your perception of reality is distorted, at best. I wouldn't recommend getting too deep here.

Hey /JC/ how could I get the Phoenix force ?

>>54373709
You're barking up the wrong tree. Personally I wouldn't care if he comes back or not. But I'm not blind or stupid, and if he did show up with a trip and posting his jumps, he's going to get shit on so hard that he'll probably pull a SoAnon and ask for his jumps to get removed.

>>54373916
Take the mutant drawback in Marvel and dye your hair red.

>>54373874
Eh, I dunno. Recently, at least, I only recall him doing that when people specifically ask for build advice or stuff like, "How likely am I to survive?"

>>54373800
SB has this thing apparently where they dissect jumps and figure out the one true build for every jump, and then if you don't take that build you're doing it wrong, and they get really pissed off because you're doing jumpchain wrong.

You know how sometimes we do the whole "well this is a single player game so you can do whatever you want" thing? They don't do that.
That is to say, it's still single player over there, but you have to play it a very particular way or you're wrong and it makes them angry.

>>54372448
Do you have a recommended source for reading Lazy Dungeon Master? Looking over the WIP now.

>>54373916
Be a redhead. The Phoenix has a thing for redheads. Alternatively, get a group of friends whose names, taken with yours, form an acronym for genitals, then shatter the Phoenix Force and let it ground itself in you. The genital names are important, though. Just ask Piotyr, Illyana, Emma, Namor and Scott.

>>54373916
Well there's no CP purchase for it, that'd I'd remember. I guess use Greed from GoH and steal it from Jean or whoever (how many people have become the Pheonix now? 6? 10?), or get some perks that allow you to commune with gods and god-like entities and make a deal with the Phenoix Force directly. As a jumper you could probably make a decent proposal to it.

>>54373934
Give him some credit. He's acted more mature on his worst day than SoAnon has on her best.

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>>54373915
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh god, my sides! You fuckers surprise me sometimes.

>>54373950
>"well this is a single player game so you can do whatever you want"
Oh, no, they still do that. But usually only when someone criticizes their rather... liberal interpretations of perk or jump-text.

>>54371803
Because I don't know how to do that in a way that doesn't make one super AI or robot with all my perks and a bunch of lesser AI and robots that don't.

>>54373950
>SB has this thing
I Don't care about you fixation with SB, faggot. Go back there, since it is so important to you.

>>54373982
We have fun here, don't we?

>>54373974
>>54373968
>>54373943
Thanks
>Well there's no CP purchase for it, that'd I'd remember. I guess use Greed from GoH and steal it from Jean or whoever (how many people have become the Pheonix now? 6? 10?), or get some perks that allow you to commune with gods and god-like entities and make a deal with the Phenoix Force directly. As a jumper you could probably make a decent proposal to it.

Do you Know any perks for that ?

>>54373992
Glad to see I'm not the only one who just doesn't care how SB does things.
I mean, they aren't here because we don't want to deal with that shit, why does anon insist on trampling it back here when we'd all be happier if he didn't?

>>54373896
They don't try to wreck their own jumps, only jumps made by other people. Just like how Record doesn't tear open his own jumps and point out all the flaws and why it's bad jumpmaking, Brellin doesn't do it with Overlord, and Cliff likes to defend why Creative Mode is a positive change to jumpchain.

>>54374012
Sorry, anon, those are the sort of perks that I don't really focus on. It think there's some in Dresden Files and marvel magic? Hopefully some other anons will help fill you in. Sorry.

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How does your Jumper acts when they are fighting clearly inferior foes? Do you end the fight quickly and get over with it? Do you assert your superiority? Do you toy with your enemies for your own amusement?

>>54373965
I've been reading it from here http://moonbunnycafe.com/lazy-dungeon-master/
It's a decent translation and gets regular updates, but I also haven't tried any of the other ones so they might be better.

>>54373996
I have fun calling people faggots. Does that count?

>>54373992
That anon literally asked "what?", so I explained it. But if you hate it being mentioned so bad, you know there's actually a filter mechanism, and setting it to filter posts with those letters is pretty easy.

Because it's not going to stop even if I do. This thread likes bait too much.

>>54374012
There's a good one in God of High School, the Human racial capstone Original Way.

>>54374077
Depends on how much they annoy me.

>>54374077
>Do you end the fight quickly and get over with it?
Yes, 'cause I'm both too lazy and not sadistic enough to do it any other way. Or bombastic either.

>>54374088
If that's what makes you happy, anon, you can call me faggot as much as you like.
~sexy jazz music~

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>>54373916
How much of it? Getting a small shard of it isn't that hard. Getting a sizable chunk of it is pretty difficult. Getting the whole thing is basically impossible.

>>54373974
>Give him some credit. He's acted more mature on his worst day than SoAnon has on her best.
How he acts won't change anything. Even before dirgeposting became a meme there were already namefags and anons that hated him. Just that now that he's gone people see him and his jumps as open game to shit on like other banned jumps. No matter what he does there's always going to be a way to shit on him with it, just ask some of the IRC namefags.

>>54374109
Cant find the jump.

>>54374129
Please explain further.

>>54374145
I had the same problem. It's "The God of Highschool" Under T not G in the drive.

>>54374145
Well, it's actually The God of High School, so it would be under the N-Z folder. Sorry for being unclear and leaving off the definite article.

>>54374077
Well, if I'm fighting someone, either something's gone wrong, or I'm training my allies' skills. So the first and last are the closest. I'm not willing to disrespect my enemies or engage in pointless bullying to allow anything else.

>>54374077
Don't waste time, but I usually make clear that they didn't had a chance so I don't have to repeat the same thing every week.

>>54374175
Thanks

>>54374140
Then how about we stop talking about him, since he's become so toxic? What would be the point in talking about him anymore?

>>54374077
You know those moments where the old martial arts master explains the weaknesses in their opponent's kung fu before promptly targeting them and beating the shit out of that person despite their best efforts to shore them up?

That's basically every fight that involves me.

>>54374077
Every second in combat is a chance for them to somehow get lucky. End the fight immediately.

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>>54374077
Depends on how much I hate them. I toy with them if I mega hate them, I get them all worked up and angry, but in order to really shove them into the frustration zone I dangle victory RIGHT in front of their faces, making them try to defeat me. It's so delighful watching them get angrier and angrier and scream terrible curses in your direction.

Only for me to leap on one of their mistakes and utterly demolish them, and watching the angry expression on their face as they die or at least become incapacitated.

>>54374140
>just ask some of the IRC namefags
Don't care about IRC either. If you can't keep 4chan, don't be on 4chan.

>>54374198
Because people have fun using him as shitpost bait. It's too easy to bait using his jumps because Brutus is too afraid of IRC backlash to delete them or claim them as his own jumps like he did with SoAnon's jumps. You can't get people to agree that his jumps should be ignored because people see it as letting the invalid meme win.

>>54374262
This isn't 4chan.

This is a shitty general that should just die.

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>>54373701
Oh wow. Why not just call it a Samurai to begin with y'know? I mean you got Monks.

>>54374283
>claim them as his own jumps like he did with SoAnon's jumps
I don't remeber him doing that. Could you explain?

>>54371054
doug walker?

>>54374077
Depends on the enemy. If they're your bog standard human soldiers I might pull out some theatrics, like shooting myself in the head to demonstrate some bullshit regeneration or rip the guns out of their hand with psychic powers.

Alternatively, literally just walk through them with durability or regen perks, pretending like they don't exist.

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>>54374168
Well most of the manifestations of the Phoenix you see aren't the virtually all-powerful Cosmic version of the Force. It's basically like Heralds of Galactus aren't the full power of Galactus or the Power Cosmic.

But in terms of shards of it even below the normal manifestations, this guy: http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Necrom_(Earth-148) stole a piece of the Force and combined it with his own life force using magic to get enough power to casually throw moons and the like.

Rachel Grey also had a sword she took from the... Shi'ar, I think? That had an echo of the Phoenix Force in it she could tap into.

I think either Emma Frost or her daughters turned their heart into diamond and trapped part of it in there once.

>>54374285
>just die.
Ok. You go first. Please.

>>54374326
>doug walker

my Jumper and his wife, I can see the resemblance though.

>>54374321
SoAnon went on IRC to ask Brutus to remove her jumps from the drive because she made them so she had the rights to them. Brutus told her no and made a post to say that the jumps wouldn't be removed, and since they were uploaded to his drive, he owned the jumps and could do whatever he wanted with them.

>>54374341
Thanks.

>>54374285
Timmy! Put away your hateboner. You are in public, young man!

>>54374326
BANCHO WILL NEVER BE THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC

>>54374077
End the fight quickly, but without using obviously Out of Context power if possible. Unless I'm throwing the fight for some reason, in which case I'll put on a brief show before retreating.

>>54374302
Because outside of the Yamato Server, there is no Samurai class - The rest of the world gets the Pirate (both have basically the same role). Ric had the Samurai to begin with, but anons were complaining that he should use the class that's most common in the world rather than the one specific to where most of the story takes place.

>>54374365
That seems reasonable to me. I mean, there are some pretty absurd concequences it he didn't do things like that. If he did remove them, he'd have a constant burden of making sure no one slipped them back in, and considering how much we rely on Brutus asking him to put himself through that without much better reason seems churlish and entitled.
Although I have to ask, did he really phrase them as being 'his'?

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>>54374235
Are you still planning to do A Night in the Woods?

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Previous Jump: >>54371041
Jump 6: Macross
Starting CP: 1000
Location: Free Choice (Macross Delta) (950)
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Background: Pilot
Drawbacks: - Could You Repeat That? (1050)
- Can't Sing Shit, Captain (1150)
- Androgynous (1250)
- Rival (1450)
Perks: - Serene Sinatra (not like I'm going to use it...)
- Basic Training
- Macross Missile Massacre
- Get a Feel for Her
- Protagonist Syndrome (1150)
- Touched by the Protoculture (650)
Companions: - Travel Squadron (Coop) (600)
- Canon Friendship (Mikumo Guynekmer) (300)
Items: - Space Suit
- Flight Suit
- Targeting Upgrade
- Simulator of Nightmare (It's nice to have sizable challenges) (150)
- Promotion (I'm a flight master, now!) (100)
The remaining points are spent on importing Burai and Coop's Brachio.

So yes, after 50 years of having only Coop for companionship, I gave in and took a waifu. I think she's the type that would accept to go into interdimensional adventure with someone if she liked them enough.

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>>54371881
Samurai is the Yamato server's replacement for the Pirate class. There should probably be a mention somewhere for the Medium/Kannagi difference aswell.

>>54374077
I usually hold back for most of the fight, but when they use their trump card attack, it goes something like this:

Opponent: "Damn, this will go on forever. I didn't want to do this, but I have to: ULTIMA PLANET BUSTER!"

Me: *smoke clears* "Huh, that almost hurt."

Then I destroy them.

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>>54374457
Yes, unless you want to take it off my hands. I'm just working on Fire Emblem Archanea since I've planned to do it and I've put it off for long enough. It's just taking a while but Archanea is like 70% done.

Is there a perk that let me steal someones magic ? Like the Huncher from NITW

>>54374435
You'd have to look through archives to find the post he made. I don't remember what his tripcode is.

In reality no one really cares if Brutus claims ownership of SoAnon or Dirge's jumps, but in the case of the latter Brutus has just been hesitant for some reason. Maybe because people used to steal Dirge's jumps and upload them to the drive.

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>>54374509
It was just something I'd thought would be fun to put together while I play through the various endings of the story. Roughed out a skeleton, but it's still got a ton of holes in it.

But it's your call. You had claim on it first and I don't want to grab it out from under you if you're raring to go on it. I know you'd do a good job with it.

>>54374544
Why would you want someone else's filthy filthy magic?

That's like sharing toothbrushes or something

>>54374569
To piss them off before offing them.

>>54373990
Wouldn't all hive minds face the same problem? How do they deal with it?

>>54374544
Nanoha jump, Blood of Kings: Darkness.

You may give me praise and worship now. Or, better yet, warships.

>>54374611
Wouldn't putting them into a coma run counter to his stated goals >>54374578 of "[pissing] them off"?

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>>54374611
How about an angry Asura ?

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>>54374544
Yeah, actually. It's... some kind of Totem power from Ben 10. Lets you turn people you've beaten into little totems, and then their magic becomes your magic.
That's only for raw power though, I think in terms of "I want to cast their spells" you're better off with Mimicry perks. I know Overlord has a good one, "Dark Wisdom", which allows you to copy spells and also translate them into other magic systems, but you can stack more to make it easier. Zelda General has a good one called Mimic which allows you to understand how anything is cast upon seeing it, although it doesn't grant you full mastery of the spell without practice.
There's... others, too, I'm sure.

>>54374077
Well, if I'm being theatrical, it turns into its own little midboss fight, with a lot of dodging on my part and throwing of easily dodged projectiles. You know, just playing.

If I'm in the same mood Toffee is, though? Then it's more like what Toffee's doing there, except more offensively oriented.
I wouldn't have waited for Moon to finish the incantation. I mean, she's standing right there, holding it out and still, it'd be super easy to just reach out a hand and crush it all super casual.

So I guess it's less, "You can't actually hurt me," and more, "I can actually crush you."

>>54374544
Just eat them, you miserable pantywaiste

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>>54374611
Here have a mega marble

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>>54374611
Here´s an Airship.

>>54374670
You spelled waste wrong.

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>>54374422
Pirate get's all the cool localizations, Samurai (Japan), Hwarang (Korea), Youxia (China), Ghazi (Middle East), Paladin (Western Europe), Viking (Scandinavia), Cossak (Russia). Hey Ric, could we get an option to be a different server's class?

>>54374544
>>54374578
Is that all? Down the Rabbit Hole (?) from DC Occult is pretty much perfect for that.

>>54374544
I think Charmed has a power for that. Should definitely have an athame for that. You can definitely steal power stealing athemes in setting though.

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We got a good Strategist/Keikaku perk anywhere?

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>>54374470
Burai's Veritech Customisation
Starting VP: 1000
Upgrades: - Silent Running (800)
- Aquatic Mode (600)
- Thunderstruck (300)
- Kinetic Impact Enhancers (100)
- Grapple Hooks (0)

Now, my Dragonzord/Megas XLR/Gundam Fighter hybrid is transformable! No, that's not overkill at all, why do you ask?

Coop's Build
Background: Technician
Starting CP: 400
Perks: - Serene Sinatra
- Basic Training
- Wrench Wench
- Trading Tools
- Fingers of Silvers (300)
- Transform and Rise Up! (0)
Items: -Space Suit
- Overalls
- Tool Kit

>>54374701
I want that hat.

>>54374634
I'm pretty sure that they'd be fairly pissed off, knowing you're draining them of their magic and all their spells. That they go into a coma afterwards is just window dressing.

>>54374743
Well, you could get the version which has a trope named for it: Xanatos Gambit.
Go forth, and play with the Gargoyles.

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>>54374611
>warships
ok

>>54374701
You can subclass into whatever is another servers localization if the wiki is to be believed, aka a pirate could subclass samurai to basically be a samurai, and vice versa.

>>54374703
>>54374713
The Atame wins this round.

>>54374701
Dont forget alabama people have a cthulhu cult summoner class and america also gets a lumberjack berserker class.

And cowboys.

>>54374077
Play along if I'm in a good mood, if I'm not in such a mood though I'll just tell them it's done, there's no chance they can win, and offer them mercy since I don't feel like putting in the effort to end them.

Is there a Generic America Jump ?

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>>54375020
What would that even have other than Freedom?

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>>54374745
Jamie's (Coop's Brachio) Veritech Customisation
Starting VP: 1000
Upgrades: - Like a wrecking ball (700)
- Laser Weapon (600)
- Booster Armor (300)
- Microbooster (100)
- Speaker Cauldron (0)

In this Jump, I'm going to use the negotiator skills I picked up in Big O to try to make the kingdom of Windfaggotry surrender. If it works, I deal with that evil chancelor before he tries to kidnap my girlfriend to dreams of instrumentality come true and I let Messer and and Keith have the final duel they'll probably wnat. If they still insist to be completely retarded ? I kill all of the knights plus the royal familly. Because fuck those bastards, seriously. Also, I complete the Mikumo route.

>>54375046
>>54375046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAgpNdbnHLw

This will explain it all.

>>54375020
Metal Wolf Chaos? To an extent.

>>54375046
Look dude. Some of us have never eaten greese cut from a tube that you place upon a pie of tomato paste and melted cheese.

>>54375046
Seperate trees for each political party and a ridiculous slant towards one side or the other depending on the author's own viewpoints.

Just think, it could be just like Comedy Jump!

>>54375046
A background built around lieing, manipulation, media control, and murdering those who get out of line.

Hill shill background.

>>54375046
Guns to spread Freedom agressively.
Walls to keep undesirables out of our Freedom.
Twitter to spread propoganda to let everyone know why Freedom is best.

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>>54374947
Are you pulling my leg anon? I'm admittedly not that far into the LN but I thought north america only had Medicine Man/Medium. Unless its a subclass thing covered somewhere?

>>54375066
>instrumentality
>royal family
>route
Are you sure we're thinking of the same Macross?

>>54375115
He's talking about Macross Delta

>>54375093
Its been covered in some of the questions to the author, its like background stuff that never comes up in the main story. Alabama has some deep shit going down.

>>54375074
I. What? Are you talking about pizza? I legit don't now what else you could be describing.

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>>54375074
And we pity you unenlightened masses.

>>54375167
Is that a two-headed eagle with one head choking on a can of soda?

>>54375074
Are you talking about pizza? Because that's the only thing I can think of that could be described as a pie of tomato paste and cheese, but pizza isn't even technically American.

>>54375069
>>54375089
>>54375090
>>54375092
Alright, you guys seem to have it covered. I expect one of you to make it by tomorrow.

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>>54375074
I've heard you can also get that in Japan.

They have some really weird toppings available, though, and it is super easy to fuck up your pizza.

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>>54375183
Ain't it just the most American thing you've ever seen? That's also Bud Light.

>>54375185
>make it by tomorrow
America also made the La-Z-Boy recliner.
Obviously, we're busy testing them to make sure they're all up to standards.

>>54375145
>Delta
So the jump is outdated.

>>54374947
>alabama people have a cthulhu cult summoner class
That's just stupid. Do you know how hard it would be to convince Cthulhu that it's worth his while to come to Alabama?

>>54375287
>Do you know how hard it would be to convince anyone that it's worth their while to come to Alabama?
Corrected some typos for you.

But seriously, where did you hear about cthulhu cultists in Alabama, because I haven't seen that.

>>54375287
Apparently easier than telling him to go to mexico or japan. Nobody expected him to show up in gator country.

>>54375284
No it's not? An outdated jump is when the drive doesn't have the latest version. Macross is up to date.

>>54374848
Alright thank you, didn't know we had a Gargoyle jump or the Xanatos perk.

>>54375377
There is nothing in the jump that has anything from Macross Delta. Not a single peep of that species that naturally uses fold waves.

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>>54374087
Thanks Tamerai.

>Do not that these effects to not translate to your human form
Do NOTE that these effects DO not translate to your human form

>Perks:
Needs a line added
>Perks are discounted (half off) to their matching origin, and a discounted 100 CP perk is free.

>All those 800 CP perks
...
Regularly pricing anything at 800 CP is just bad, M'kay? It should be for something rare and special, because it fucks up the math when it rears it's head like this. Please don't do it.

>Note that this will not help you to actually learn said languages, as all of them are translated into your native language, and while you will still hear the original words and may in time associate meanings with them, many languages will have unusual structures that may still prove impossible to learn.
Putting aside what this should cost, that is a terrible thing to add to a high level perk. It should let you hear what you say, or what what others sounds others actually make if you concentrate, to have a change of learning by immersion/comparison.

>God’s Vanguard: The Dungeon Slayer
I did not realize before Dungeon Cores are sentient. so, each powerup requires a sacrifice of a living, thinking being?

>The other method is by, well, “eating” non-living objects like loose rocks, swords, and even dead bodies, which will give variable DP based on the quality of the thing being “eaten”
Hmm
>small discount for the purchase in question when in-jump and beyond, meaning that by purchasing Extra Rooms it will cost less Dungeon Points to create new rooms once the jump begins
Shouldn't most rooms actually *give* you DP by converting a bunch of rock to DP, and leaving you a room where the rock used to be?

>Rooms
I count see most of this stuff being halved in price, and then halved again. And even then, you would have a terribly tiny dungeon.

>Convenient Location [300DP]
Choosing a convenient location is more like 50-100 CP on the location table

>Shitty Master
>death is 50/50
no

>>54375420
>I did not realize before Dungeon Cores are sentient. so, each powerup requires a sacrifice of a living, thinking being?

Unless their father makes a blank for you to kill, at least thats how it works in setting.

>>54375400
There is nowhere that says a jump has to include every single part of a setting. The jumpmakers that try usually end up making shit jumps that are hundreds of pages long.

>>54375463
>The jumpmakers that try usually end up making shit jumps that are hundreds of pages long.
Then the jumpmaker can get to work.

>>54375420
>all this powerwanking
Wew lad. Why don't you get back to SB?

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So I want to be like Emiya Shirou. A hero of justice who will save everyone but I want to be successful at it. Can I have some help on what to get?

>>54375420
>Regularly pricing anything at 800 CP is just bad, M'kay? It should be for something rare and special, because it fucks up the math when it rears it's head like this. Please don't do it.
1000 - 800 = 200. The math checks out fine.

>>54375566
It's exactly that sort of clunky-ass dialogue that makes that series unwatchable.

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>>54375566
You sure you wanna walk down this road anon? It can be a dark one.

>>54375564
>Why don't you get back to SB?
I DON'T CARE about your obsession with SB, faggot. Fuck off.

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>>54375636

>>54375624
It's more likely lazy localization that just translates each phrase literally into English, rather than writing something with the same meaning but that flows naturally.

Or maybe it's just as bad in Japanese. I don't know.

>>54375678
Bancho takes that line pretty seriously

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Still alive~

So sorry for the wait. Real life came along and yadda yadda you've heard it all before. I want to give sometime next month as a release date but I don't trust myself anymore after the last hiccup, so I'm just gonna say 'soon'.

>>54375678
OK! First off, you're gonna want willpower perks. Seeing the dark depths that sapient beings can sink to will wear on your very fucking soul.
Secondly. You're gonna wanna confront your own inner demons, Persona is fan-fucking-tastic for this. If you can't help yourself and get over your own problems, you're never gonna be able to help others to your fullest potential.
Thirdly. You want Teaching perks. One man CAN'T save everyone. But they can teach others to save each other, and themselves.

These are the three most important key pieces. Charisma helps with part 3, combat style is completely up to you. And you're gonna have to make a decision. Do you think Evil can, in most cased, deserve Redemption? Or must Evil be destroyed in all its' forms? It's a hard one, and you'll sometimes find yourself blurring between the two depending on the situation, but it is important.

>>54375420
Typo fixed, thanks

It's too late in the development period to get rid of the 800cp perks, besides the fact that I also don't agree. To get rid of them would require rebalancing/removal of perks

>It should let you hear what you say, or what what others sounds others actually make if you concentrate, to have a change of learning by immersion/comparison.
I'm not sure what you're saying here. You can already hear what others say, you've even quoted the part that says you can. And that limitation is canon, Keima isn't learning the languages he's just hearing them and having them translated for him.

>I did not realize before Dungeon Cores are sentient
Yes, Dungeon Cores are sentient, with the exception of one made by Father. If you want I can change it so that post-jump Cores aren't sentient

>*give* you DP by converting a bunch of rock to DP
While eating loose rocks garners DP, it's small. Like, maybe 5 DP for 20kg of it or something (I need to go back and read LDM so I can make a note). But no, creating rooms requires spending DP to excavate the area and you can't consume things like walls. However, you can excavate the area manually for the same effect but at no DP cost, which is what the MC does.

>Rooms
I can lower the price, but I'd need things to fill in higher tiers. As is, there really isn't much I can offer for a Dungeon because all the good stuff is expensive and the MC can't pay for it, so we don't get to see it.

>no
That's just a note for myself, it'll be dangerous and the wording won't be as exact.

>>54375746
>I can lower the price, but I'd need things to fill in higher tiers.
You should probably ask why you feel like it's necessary to have something in the higher tiers to begin with. Are you just making things expensive for the sake of it being expensive?

>>54375694
I love you and think this looks awesome!

I'm very excited to see you're still working on this. I look forward to jumping it.

>>54375777
While I concede that many of the options aren't worth what they're priced at, I feel there's not really a point in having a Dungeon Customization if you can spend 1000cp on stuff you can get in setting in maybe a few months of hard work

>>54375835
I guess the question I feel the need to ask is: Do we need to spend CP for dungeon customization, when it's actually a function of being a DM/DC?

Or is there some special benefit for CP purchased dungeon bits?

>>54375678
That's hell you're walking into, anon.

>>54375694
Yesss... I'd pretty much given up at this point.

Now I'm /really/ excited to hear you're still working on it. The tiny bits I've seen and heard were very cool.

I'll eagerly anticipate a release 'soon' then.

>>54375889
Besides an effect or two on some of the options, so far it's just getting a discount on them in jump using the Dungeon's functions and having the stuff preestablished as opposed to only having a single room

>>54375835
If you're artificially inflating prices to try and make it seem like it's worth the value compared to what you can get in jump then you're just trying to prop up something that can't stand up on its own to begin with.

If everything can be obtained in jump anyways then right now this section is just there for convenience. And unless you're going to do some sort of special scenario like a Dirge jump I don't really see that changing either. If it's just there for convenience then why make it less convenient by inflating prices?

>>54375889
In setting customization depends largely upon where you land and what you do at the start of your dungeon, you can have a vocanoe in the mountains with no natural lava but it costs a shitload more than making a volcano dungeon in a place with natural lava.

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Jump # 169 Def Jam: Fight for New York
Age:?
Gender: Female
Starting Location: New York?
Background: Drop In (0)
Perks
*Fighting Style – Martial Arts (0)
*Momentum (0)
*Blazin’ (0)
*Character Development (0)
*Roadhouse Love Story (100, Discount)
*Modern Day Conqurer (300)
*Loser goes to jersey (200)
*A Beaten Dog may Fear you (600)
Companions
*The Gang (400)
Drawbacks:
*The Coming of Zaibatsu (+600)

So there were a couple of gangs of hoodlums taking over territory where I was. The problem was that part of what they were trying to claim was what I own. I consider myself rather nice for a jumper but I resent the hell out of people who try and take my stuff.

So it was time to bust out my overpowered super martial arts and show these idiots not to mess around with my stuff.

Welll one thing led to another and pretty soon I owned the city. Maybe not all of it but enough that I ruled it…

Then came the gang from Canada. My companions at first were enough to hold them off rather easily but soon I started hearing of people with supernatural powers. Now I have had my teeth kicked in (recently) because I underestimated my opponents so I gathered as much info as I could about these new gang members and found out they were led by some guy named RAGE (all caps) from Africa… and he was a bad ass.

So I gathered every trick I had and went off to fight RAGE (all caps). It turns out I wasn’t wrong to be wary. We fought and the crowd around us soon began to flee as the building began to give from the force of our attacks. He threw me through a few buildings and then I went (not) Kamen rider and went acceleration mode and I thought disabled him. I thought it was done...
(to be continued)