>Sometimes, in his less pious moments, he wondered whether

>>54365063
Of course they'd exist! The daughters of the emperor have to do everything they can to support the imperium! And if that means helping improve the morale of it's fighting forces, then so be it

>>54365078
BEAT IT MEN! BEAT IT TO THE PIUS SISTERS OF BATTLE! ONLY THEIR PURITY WILL KEEP YOU UNCORRUPTED WHILE YOU BEAT IT! YOU THERE, BEAT FASTER! FASTER DAMN IT! AND YOU!

M-Milord!

FOR CRIMES OF SHOOTING ONE OUT TOO QUICK YOU ARE SENTENCED TO DEATH!

BANG!

>>54365078
>implying that the pornographers in question would use actual Sisters of Battle rather than just finding porn models and getting them to dress up in costumes
IIRC human actors dressing up as Space Marines in Imperial propoganda films is canon, too.

>>54365372
>IIRC human actors dressing up as Space Marines in Imperial propoganda films is canon, too.
Of course. You'd think they'd contact a Marine chapter just to ask them to send some of their precious battle-brothers to pose for a propaganda film when they could be fighting the enemies of the Imperium. Well, that might work in Ultramar, but most chapters would probably blam you for wasting their time.

>>54365063
>>54365063
Well I mean Im not surprised by that I honestly wouldnt think it to be under the purview of the Soritas of all things a department of whichever wing of goverment supports propaganda efforts but not the pious Soritas

>>54365372
Hi, I'm Troyus McClureus! You might remember me from such inspirational films as "Ratlings: The Emperor's Smallest Friends" and "Dude, Where's My Baneblade?"

>>54366049
>"Dude, Where's My Baneblade?"
kek

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As cool as the current S&M suicide squads are, I wish they'd bring back classic Repentia in some form. The idea of solo Sisters going on penitence crusades and joining Imperial forces in battle to make heroic sacrifices was always awesome.

>>54366256
Honestly, if you're trying to repent, why make it easy for the Imperium's enemies them to kill you?

>>54366384
Because absolution is found only in glorious death.

>>54366550
Wasting the Emperor's currency is heresy

At least go with a bang and kills as many enemies of the imperium as you can.
Always wonder why Penitente engines didn't had more killing power and collateral damage functions

>>54365824
Did you have a stroke while typing that?

>>54366256

>Cowboy/Ronin SoBs

yes

YES

>>54365063
Don't Rogue Traders do this to a lesser extent?

>>54366256
Anyone has the rules and lore for that?

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>>54368173

I got you, senpai.

>>54368576
shame the new Repentias are such trash.

>>54368646

If the current ones go the way of old school Daemonettes and the SoB ever get new miniatures, they should definitely go back to this instead.

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this make the god king giggle.

So would there also be a Catachan regiment made of the most beautiful and masculine catachans whose sole purpose is to pose for nude mags and strip for imperium-approved porn?.

>>54365063
Makes sense. If the Imperium don't take care of it, criminal and cultists will fill the market with dangerous products.
It's probably the Inquisition, they need to get their funds from somewhere.


>>54367377
between the seraphims and the old repentias, there's a gunslinger/gunkata theme that isn't exploited to its full potential.

>>54369938
They have entire armies not fully exploited for potential.

But they must make those marines eh?

>>54366049
"Dude, where's my 100 Baneblades"
>ftfy

>>54368953
you mean that there is a regiment of porn actors/model that dress up as catachan and other guardsmen for nude mags, then yes, probably

>>54368576
One could do a really interesting story about a Sister that fails and becomes a Repentia, but through skill and luck (er, the Emprah's favor) survives a few heroic battles. She ends up tagging along with some Inquisitor or Guard officer's retinue, who find her too useful to just let her kill herself stupidly. So she has to decide whether her victories mean she is redeemed, or if there's still some greater act of sacrifice to be made.

>>54370298
So Gotrek and Felix 40k?

>>54366768
Penitent engines are punishment and inhabited by heretics in general, not sisters.

Repentia are basically mental fuckup bitches who have gone insane and think they deserve to die for their own perceived failings.

>>54370350
According to the 5th edition codex, Penitent Engines are used on ministorum servants, like relapsing priests or sisters that caused the death of their fellows (which is surprisingly humane of the Ecclesiarchy, since apparently nobody else cares when subordinates die).

>>54366256
Really, Repentia should include a wider variety of sisters. And given GW's love of two-unit sets, maybe:

>Repentia Sanguine - your standard berserk kind. Use melee weapons - especially chainblades. Usually those who failed in some task.
>Repentia Supine - gunslingers. Recruited from the questioners, those who doubt, who reason, who consider other options.

Naturally both will be bald, armour is mostly scraps of holy litanies, and lots of scars.

>>54370298

IIRC there are instances where repetias officially repent and are wrlcomed back into their order proper.
But I think they need a high ranking Sororitas to absolve them.

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>>54365063
>Girls of Cadia

Absolutely plebeian, a true servant of the Emperor reads Babes of Catachan or Valhalla's Valkyries. Accept no substitutes.

>>54365787
>You'd think they'd contact a Marine chapter just to ask them to send some of their precious battle-brothers to pose for a propaganda film when they could be fighting the enemies of the Imperium.

I would love to see this happen.

>>54371179
Technically I bet there has been this massive subject of Ecclesiarchal and religious debate on the cock-size of all the loyal Primarchs, as they've all been wanting to do nude statues of them but couldn't because there were no records, with open warefare occurring on the debate.

So Guilliman has to pose for a universal picture standard of Primarch Genital perfection.

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>>54366049

>>54371179
Use the dance rules for space hulk, but adding poses and flexing.

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>>54371179
>not Schola Illustrated (Swimsuit)
Arbites, Commissars, Stormtroopers, Sisters..

The cream of the crop, my dude. Accept no substitutes.

>>54372512
All those sexy commissars with just a greatcoat, sash, and hat.

Absolute adamantium.

>>54370226
Why is this making me consider a custom IG regiment that recruits the sluttiest, most beautiful people on their world.

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>>54372630
>and hat
that's the important part, really

>arbites cover with shock maul and riot shield
>scion cover with helm and mask
>sister cover with corset and boltgun
>inquisitor cover with [REDACTED]
Rockcrete hard.

>>54372730
Due to linguistic divergence, the tithe demand for "the best" was translated as "the most beautiful"

>>54366206
>Subtitle: The Vance Stubbs Story!

>>54372900
Or they're the same thing in that dialect

>>54373244
Of course, the company command and the logistics and support sections probably resemble a red light district.

Plus, pity the poor Commissar assigned to them.

Maybe a female commissar, who's having to deal with their repressed sex drive, flexible sexuality, and desire to serve as a figure of inspiration.