ITT we summarize our last gaming session while making it sound

Fresh off their investigation on the war torn planet of Extermas, the acolytes return to the Inquisitors cruiser to follow up their lead. The case of the poisonous tithe shall be broken wide open.

A group of concerned citizens led by the Flash successfully get the Prince of the Realm and his entourage killed by murderous plants, but then a demon-vampire released Frankenstein's Monster into the tangle...

>To rescue the fish, the players had to sip tea with a weeaboo. Nyarlathotep's sperm was the only method of keeping in contact with one another but they managed to pull through.

>>54329872
GM rolled 7 Natural 20s, no more spiderman antics for us. Fuck birds.

>>54329872
visiting the southpole with capt. Germania to hunt down an FMA mass produced homunculus, just to burst our eardrums out by magdumping MGs in an underground facility and fail so horrible that said capt. Germania headshots us on return.
and we were tripping around over death-wire nests while having a chat with a dude covered in cables and murdering / mercy killing witnesses on sight.

>>54329872
>Two teiflings, an aasimar and her pet mutant beast continue their journey to the bug people's hole. Once there they trade 8 1/2 tons of crocodile meat for safe passage through the mountains.

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>A group of acolytes set out to fix a church roof, ten dead bodies and 1 player death later the roof is fixed

The red-neck archer, autistic ninja, one-armed ass-hole, and the moe-blob healer successfully saved 99.9% of the villagers from the cult using their life energy to open an anti-magic magic portal. The moe-blob develops PTSD.

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>>54329872
>Party went underwater, then decided they are not underwater then changed their mind once again. In the meantime they fought enemies, thin air, each other and final boss who went all "keikaku doori" upon death. The adventure left three party members mentally scarred and one more party member succumbed to alcoholism to stay sane.

>>54329872
In an attempt to end a civil war peacefully, the party nukes the peaceful side. Wading through the ruined city they find evidence that cthulu might be buried under the city...

>>54329872
The party ate fresh fish in horrifying quantities, and then slew half-a-dozen giant monsters.

Less than half the group showed up, so we ate sushi and played monster hunter. Is this cheating? It feels like cheating.