>Play game online via voice chat >One of the GM's

>>54278626
>try to say some sentences in Cockney to test it out
>my mind keeps turning it Aussie
Why?

>>54278626
Yangus
https://youtu.be/IsLbfn7OMnc?t=2m21s

>>54278656
'Strayans are descended from British thieves and gutter trash

Southies are British thieves and gutter trash

Do the math

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Put all Ork lines from the various Dawn Of War games on loop as you sleep.

If that doesn't work then you're fucked.

>>54278626

Force your GM to cum in your mouth, gargle his cum have him fart directly into your nose while you gargle. The horrible screeching and weeping noises you make will sound exactly like cockney speak.

>>54278626
Leave. Your GM is cancer already.

Look it up on fucking youtube if you're so committed, and use some rhyming slang to confuse everyone to make the system break down.

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>>54278626
>>One of the GM's demands is that everyone use the accent of the character they play

>I have already a heavy as fuck accent because I'm from Spain
>My character is mongolian

what the fuck man, what an asshole

>>54278671
jesus, I never knew DQVIII had such a great voice acting, I need to play it then

>>54281913
Just speak like Subotai from Conan.

>>54278671
Watch Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

>>54282741
I can't, my man, my own accent takes over

Turn all your "i" sounds to "oi" sounds and you're halfway there.

>>54278626
Watch BBC soap Eastenders until the relentless grimdark makes you want to kill yourself. (So about 5 eps)
Find a guide to cockney rhyming slang and memerise a few phrases.
Dazzel everyone with your skills
Cushty