You are about to make a toast, and you have been given two vessels

>>54264194
The one with the handle, so I can hold it out further with less sloshing

The one on the left, Russ would call the one on the right Gay

>>54264194
Just give me the barrel, Carl.

>>54264194
All else being equal, the right one, as it is more beautiful.

>>54264240
Who's Russ?

>>54264194
The flagon with the Dragon. The chalice is poisoned.

>>54264271
Leman Russ. Father of the space vikings from wolf planet.

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top tier tastes

>>54264194
the mug. the goblet probably has wine in it and I'm more of a beer person.

How the fuck I'm supposed to drink a toast?!

The flagon with the dragon is the brew that is true.

The Chalice probably has fancy wine in it, and it has jesus on it so it can't be poisoned.

>>54264240
>>54264720
Warhammer is for faggots.

>>54264891
What?

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>>54264194
Neither.
I'm a paranoid fuck and I don't trust people.
>ingestible poison in the drink
>ingestible poison in the cup
>ingestible poison in the ice cubes
>contact poison on the handle

>>54265256
It's the address that appears at the bottom of your internet browser when you hover the mouse over a person's post number.

>>54264194
Beer in left wine in right

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>>54265248
>it has jesus on it so it can't be poisoned
counterpoint

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Neither of those are the cup of a carpenter's son.

>>54264194
Do not trust the Horn of the Wyrm.

>>54264194

Where am I?

>>54265255
(You)

>>54264194
The mug. You can easily swing it around, so you can use more theatrical hand gestures.

>>54265291
but what if the poison is also poisoned with superpoison?

>>54264194
anything a bit more humble?

But its haram

>>54264194
The one on the left cause if I drink from the one on the right i'll turn into a mummy and die I WATCHED INDIANA JONES I KNOW HOW THIS GOES

>>54264299
the vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison, the flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true.

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>>54264194
There is only one vessel I drink from.

>>54264194
The one on the left because I carved it out a dracolich's horn myself, after sending it to its true death with my own two hands. Why the fuck would I use someone else's cup? What do they think I am, poor?

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>>54267269

>>54264299
>>54265242
>>54267249
Just came here to make sure people knew the objectively correct answer. Or was it?

>>54266413

He chose....poorly

>>54264194
The Chalice has probably looted from a church and therefore is a desacralized vessel of Christ's Blood.
That's heresy or blasphemy or bad juju.

>>54267393
I'm pretty sure it was the other way around?

>>54264219
The point is to slosh. If you raise your cup with an enemy you slosh it together so potential poisen would swap over aswell

>>54265255
Say that to my face faggot, not on line and see what happens.

>>54264959
made me chuckle

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Clearly someone is trying to kill me.

>>54267425
>>54266413
>>54270433

A toast to one of the best movies out there, preferrably with a wooden vessel

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>>54264194
But it's so simple!

>>54270776
Ah! This should have been the first response

The flagon to cheer on my left with the bar-barian
The chalice to cheer on my right with the sweet-Marianne

Beer AND wine for me
Everyone's HAPPY

>barfs

>>54267393
the chalice from the palace was broken, and the vessel with the pestle had a pellet with the poison, but she poisoned the flagon with the dragon, so both the vessel with the pestle and the flagon with the dragon were poisoned, but neither drank.