Where the "that guy" thread at? I don't even

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>>54256835
>decide to play Pathfinder
>my character is a Salamander rogue, just wants to get out and adventure
>greasy, unwashed 300 pound neckbeard wants to play, allow him in
>hoooo bo
>Talks over other people while they're in mid-sentence about their actions with random bullshit.
>Derails the plot at every opportunity to throw a spanner into the works.
>Lies and bullshit about trivial things to make himself look/feel smarter.
>That guy dies so often because of poor choices.
>example: ambushed by Beast master mob with giant Salamanders
>That Guy rushes group with an oversized morningstar
>Declare that I begin grapple as he runs past me
>Salamander grapples kobold
>bite them, start struggling
>our Cleric, approaches
>Cleric gets up in the middle of the furball
>Leopard raping shit and dropping
>THAT GUY is, once again, seeing his demise
>NO WAY, NOT AGAIN
>kobold can't escape
>Begins the wiggle wiggle thing
>breaks out and runs
>The other two guys are in close combat, I'm kind of "free"
>I ready my crossbow and tell the party to avoid being hit
>hits and kills the dude
>lolsofunny
>That Guy: "I thought it was funny, because of with the Leopard or something!"
>resident rapist couldn't do it again
>turn around and see that Beast master
>He's the one with the leopard on a leash
>that guy charges, literally loses his mind, and starts shouting about hairy
>after some 'combat' (more liek making that guy roll and stop bitching) That guy dies
>Perhaps until the table That Guy complains loudly about how everyone is against him
>gets extremely angry and claims that was stupid
>stops showing up for games entirely
>get him back in later on
>EXACT same thing happens a few months later
>mfw

>>54257924
>>decide to play Pathfinder
mistakes were made