>You are a messenger and you are in the senate. >You have

Say "I quote" at the beginning of the reading.

I discreetely censor it.

>>54234237
read it in pig latin

>Find a destitute commoner.
>Tell him I'll pay a large sum to him/his family if he reads it in my place

Alternatively,
>Cast teleport after delivering the message

>>54234237
Read it in Greek. Scholars will get the joke and not be offended. Chadius will pretend to understand because he doesn't want to look like a literal pleb.

>>54234237
Both Romans and Greeks had strong moral and legal codes protecting messengers.

>>54234237
"This message is utterly vile, and I see no point in offending the Senate's...delicate sensibilities. Scribe will enter it into the record at the Senate's leisure. Message delivered."

*scroll drop*.

>>54234313
Marcus Antonius would speak Greek, like Cleopatra did.

>>54234306
>bringing a filthy commoner into the senate chambers

>>54234237
I just give a disclaimer before reading like in porn.

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>>54234384
>Excluding hardworking commoners from the senate chambers