You have 10 seconds to think of a new RPG class that's

The Calculator. They use a handheld calculator (one of the heavy-duty ones with the active printouts and the mechanical keys) to do... things.

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Mathmagician

Meta-Monk:
Has the ability to punch the GM in the face every time they do stupid shit.

>>54227952
Loaded dice come with the class for better calculations

>>54227960
>new class
>posts an existing class
???

Mirror Technician: They use looking glass technology to warp flesh and reality.

>>54227978
From a videogame, not an RPG

Reverse Cavalier. A knight in full plate armor carries his horse on his shoulders, and the horse kicks or bites people.

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A caster/buffer using some sort of a lantern, it's a focus for spells and he carries it everywhere. Various incenses, oils / fuels can be used for the thing. Light radius is corellates with spell effect areas. Magic of Incarnum had something like this, didn't it?… but candles, iirc.

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>>54227943
Nega-cannibal. They heal you by barfing on you. Strict vegetarians. Wear lots of clothing, live in the high alpine.

Disarmorer. They fight by removing their enemies limbs and hitting them with them.

Orthopedomancer. Can manipulate teeth.

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>>54227943
Dildomancer. Specializes in bludgeoning damage and spamming the hell out of Shillelagh for terrible, terrible reasons.

the shouter
useless in and out of combat, but can yell so loud it's heard dozens of miles away. can also perform everyday tasks like waking the party up or giving old people heart attacks with incredible ease. downside: cannot use words

Depression Enchanter
Using a combination of magical power and their own innate aura of feeling crappy, they drive enemies into an existential funk, eventually causing them to shut down and withdraw from society.

Fecalmancer: he can control the bowl movements of any creature

>>54227943

Bureaucrat. You exist only to bog down the enemy with forms and fees.

The Fibbler: A mage that can do any form of magic so long as nobody realizes that they're complete bullshit.

>Example: They can throw a fire ball if they convince people they can throw a fire ball.

>>54227943
The Dongomancer. Uses the power of his penis to cast phallic magic with various effects or manipulate the dicks of others. A Dongomancer must have a penis to properly channel wang energy.

You people really enjoy dick magic

Cat lady (or man): Just like playing wizard, except you cast using cats.

>>54227952
>>54227960
>arithmetic hivemind

>>54228022
Stupid dental wizards, getting all the maidens.

>>54228089
there was only 1 dickmagic suggestion, and it was a stand-up idea. don't be hard on every member of this thread

>>54228132
Well, there was the dildomancer.

>>54228132
I associated the dildo with it and felt bad afterwards but I can't deloshit on mobile cause I'm a fag

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>>54227943
Tricky, 10 seconds was not enough, mind you Pathfinder has pretty much covered almost every class even a few "kits" and backgrounds 2ed flirted with.

many games have a "Pilot" / "charioteer"

fuck i dunno OP.
surprise me.

The racist

The player chooses one in game race around which they have specially trained to be exceptionally good at fighting

>>54227943
Horn Grower. Something, something, magic zits.

>>54227952
>>54227960
>>54227999
It's been done.
http://goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2015/08/new-class-modron-mathmatician.html

Master Baiter

Has a worm for every occasion.

>>54228044
>"SIR, you must fill out the "Beating me with a club" form before you can hit me with the club."
>Bandit tries to hit him anyway, doing nothing
>"Great, now you have to fill out the health pool reduction clause in the combat contract and STILL sign the clu- is that a bloody mace? THERE IS AN ENTIRE OTHER FORM NOW, stupid bandit."

>>54227943
Letrine Mutant Sorcerer: He got his powers (and mutations) due his exposure to magic-infused shit he had to clean on the wizardry academy letrine

>>54227943
Final Fantasy Dragooon.

I mean a good one.

>>54227943
NEET.

Exceptionally Large Gregg. FOrsake their former selves to become large and also named Gregg

>>54228458
Do exceptionally large birgs hatch out of Exceptionally Large Greggs?

>>54228205
Ranger?

>>54228063
Here are some sample spells:
Earthen Dong Spear: the earth's phallus tears through the thin membrane of the crust to crush your enemies from below.
Ergorg's Entropic Ejaculate: chaotic seed bursts forth from a penis in range (can be the caster's) that erupts what it hits with bursts of wild energy that may displace matter and shake space-time.
Refractory Refresh: refreshes a target's refractory period so that they may ejaculate again immediately. A staple for Dongomancers that use plenty of seed based magic.
Induce erection: gives a target an erection that lasts for as long as the caster desires.
The Dongomancer gains power through the connection that he forged with his member. Many Dongomancers meditate while staring intently at their penis though almost all engage in masturbation to engrain the power of their penis in their mind. The greatest Dongomancer that the world had ever seen disappeared into a lair carved into an existing living dungeon system many years ago, bearing his creation the mighty Dongsword with him. Many Dongomancers seek to find him and recover the lost arts that only he knows.

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Paradise Mage. Designed to make everything as comfy as possible. Conjures beds, filling food, the perfect music for the situation and controls the ambient temperature.

I've wanted to make something like this for so long.

>>54228473
Yes. It's their capstone ability

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>>54227943
The Lightning Rod

Some kind of golem, or magical construct, or just a weirdly gifted fleshperson, he's like a tank, except he focuses on absorbing magical effects to protect the party from wizards and spell casters. Wears conductive armor, or is just made out of conductive material, and gains power from siphoning magical energy away from spells they are hit with.

>>54228501
How would they attack then, make everything miserable on the enemy by not making beds, food that gives you diarrhea and music that would violate the Geneva convention on torture?

>>54228531
Maybe he makes them feel comfortable and more amenable to diplomacy.

Maybe he just crushes them under a mountain of beds.

>>54228003
Stealing this :^)

>>54227943
Cloud cutter

Barreler, you fight with barrels.
>Throw barrels at people like Donkey Kong.
>Jump into a barrel for protection or stealth.
>Fill a barrel with bricks for a powerful but slow melee attack.
>Deploy a big barrel as cover.
>Get inside a barrel and roll down a hill for a speedy escape .

>>54228132
My member is pretty hard on

>>54227943
The Mexican

>Can summon a taco stand to sell (and give out sometimes food)
>At high levels can summon a Marachi band to strike fear into their opponents.
>Can go thru walls.
>Can make everyone, including themself take naps.
>Can work on plants better than any elf.

Boarduser.
Addicted to using arcane image boards through crystall balls. Can summon things from images someone else posted.

>>54227943
Shit flingers.

They just throw shit and get special types of shit, they have to eat certain foods to make this shit.

>>54227943
Salt Monk.

Uh... He channels chakra through the elemental plane of salt. He can punch things to dehydrate them. Starting powers are based on table salt, but at later levels he gains powers based on other salts.

Polygamist.
Uses the power of love. Class features vary based off the number and types of spouses (gender, species, etc.)

>>54227943
A Shit Poster?

>>54227943
Unorthodox Parrot Juggler.

Atomic manipulator
Can break bonds, split atoms etc

Elementalist (Sodium)

Specializes in fatigue-based debuffs, salt attacks, and explosions

Rapist
He gets power from raping people, can grow his penis by using his viagra dice which depend on level, he gets bonus on attack and damage rolls that are made with his genitals, can use cumshot as a ranged attack but must make a short rest before using it again, if he is naked he gets more ac.

Pitchforker

Normal NPC commoner types who have transcended their limits to become PCs

They usually still look and act a lot like peasants and typically wield farm equipment; hence the name

>>54228531
Make them so comfy they can't stand the idea of getting out of bed to attack people

If you have magic, this is a disturbingly plausible strategy, particularly when it's aimed at people who don't have a clear personal stake in whatever conflict is going on

>>54228805
Make a full saltmancer.

Has abilities based on both the actual and figurative capabilities of salt.

In addition to dehydration, can purify something, or even forcefully anger someone. At the absolute worst, can prevent a certain part of land from growing something for a long while.

>>54227960
Well mathematics are magic so...

The unimpressive

A guy who's entire life is one massive joke, riding around trying to save the world, but where he goes, it only becomes mundane.

He's a hero, but not one of glory, but of boring, boring peace.

>>54227943
Garbagemancer
Fighter/mage hybrid type
Remotely control anything that has been thrown away
Able to use garbage as weapons and armor
unable to buy or sell anything

I don't think I've ever seen a merchant class. Just like a rogue uses stealth or a mage uses magic to subdue an enemy, the merchant uses smart business acumen to subdue an enemy.

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A class all about maiming. Uses bear traps and bolas n' shit

>>54227943
Cheese dude, he makes cheese that can be very smelly, hard, poisonous and so on

>>54229155
Strong against ice magic.

Cidermancer.

Not actually a class able to do magic, but is constantly drunk on cider to the point where their antics amuse the God of Luck to the extent they can pull off incredible things.

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>The D O Double G

The player assumes the role of Snoop Dog/Lion and proceeds to role play the rest of the game like Snoop. He will attempt to smoke various leafs and herbs subsequently angering many Druids and Shaman. Instead of magic Snoop Dog will use his Colt Python and shoot enemies. Snoop dog can cast the Contact High buff on allies, reducing their chance to hit by 5% but increasing party member's Charisma and Willpower by 2.

>>54227943
Taromancer. Pretty much a taro card reader who can determine many things about enemies, and their fates.

>>54229637
I'd go for a more generic oracle or gypsy class.

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>>54227943
Bubbleblower
Soap bubbles to bend light and make illusions
Chewing gum bubbles to snare enemies
Economic bubbles to get more money for their loot

>>54227943
How about a riddlemaster?
A RPG class that is focused on throwing out riddles in order to stump or overcome their foes? If the enemy fails or ignores their riddle then bad shit happens to you, but if they get it right you're powerless against them. Like a reverse sphinx, or a man-sphinx or something.

Bonus points if it can be taken out of INT & WIS rolls and become an actual competition between players and DM and stuff.

>>54227943
Patent and Trademark Attorney

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>>54227943
Dungeon Referee,
calling fouls in combat and handing out red cards up to three times a session.

Ptochoist, specializes in begging and looking pitiful, sort of an anti-support class that starts by merely pestering opponents into avoidance, but as one grows in strength, they convince politicians to enact inefficient social welfare systems designed to perpetuate inescapable cycles of poverty, until eventually they can win the hearts and wallets of all those that dare oppose him. It is rumored that gypsies were once a highly-successful race of business people until one day an extremely powerful ptochoist brought their entire society into ruins.

>>54230088
I like that, bit I've seen the former two as artefacts already.

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>>54227943
Rape Wizard.

>>54227943
Repost.

Fortiturgy is a magical art born from the synthesis of ancient yoga and acupuncture techniques. Its adepts flex specific groups of muscles in precise sequences to manipulate the natural flow of cosmic energies through their bodies. By doing so, they can make their bodies hard as iron or light as a feather, or even shoot blasts of cosmic energy from their fists. The strength of the effect depends on the precision of control a fortiturge exerts over his muscles.

An illusionist is a stage magician who got so good at his craft that he can make his illusions real. Like an ordinary stage magician, he uses his extraordinary dexterity and sleight of hand to produce his spells, with the important difference that his are not mere tricks. However, his spells still lose their power when anyone perceptive enough notices his concealed preparations.

Gastronomages use the latent magic energy trapped in food to power up their spells - for instance, hot chilli allows to cast a fireball. They literally prepare their spells at the beginning of each day by cooking dishes that, when consumed, allow them to cast a specific spell. A lot of the spelldishes they cook are either indigestible or outright poisonous to an average person, and a gastronomage must rigorously train his stomach by eating lots and lots of varied food before he's ready to cast his most powerful spells.

>>54227943
Augmenter

They insert organs and replace parts of their body with monster parts to gain their natural abilities. Also pretty good at healing, but you have to stop them from putting in a new spleen because while you're unconscious.

Playable martial class.

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A tank class who uses magically reinforced drums attached to his armor with drumstick maces to attract attention as well as a bouncy defense.
Either dual wielding maces or with one mace and a greatdrum shield.

>>54227943
Blood bard

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>>54228044
>>54228258

>>54230332
the agent treasure hunter for adventures in middle earth can confuse enemies and persaude/trick people with the riddle skill very effectively.

>>54230651
And since these were spellcasters who use physical attributes to cast spells, here are some fighters who use mental attributes to punch people.

Telefencers use arms and shields like normal fighters, with one notable exception - they don't hold them in their hands. Instead, they use their telepathic powers to manipulate their weapons without even touching them, leaving their hands free during the fight. The most experienced of them can even use several swords and shields simultaneously, fighting enemies in several directions at once. Of course, this demands concentration far beyond the capabilities of most people.

Palpators have the knowledge of human physiology rivalling the greatest doctors, but whereas the doctors use it to heal, the palpators use it to inflict harm. They can inflict terrible pain or debilitating injury by simply tapping a series of sensitive points on the enemy's body in a correct sequence, inflicting more damage with a finger than a less knowledgeable fighter would with a sword. Some can even make the enemy spontaneously combust or explode with their secret techniques.

Mesmerists are individuals so good at persuasion that they can convince their enemies that they took damage without even touching them. Even the enemy's very body is fooled, taking very real injury after the mesmerist merely pretended to have injured it. The most experienced of them can even convince the enemy that it's already dead. Likewise, they can turn any piece of food into placebo that would heal the wounds of an injured companion just like real medicine would.

>>54228089
What do you mean "you people"?

>>54230949
He implies that we are indeed human beings.

>>54229501
Gains a bonus to all of his rolls when the moon shines on the cowshed

>>54227943
Asshat: gains increasing bonuses to things that he is told he cannot do, or are impossible.

>>54228624
So Bombur in the Hobbit movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnhBDRUujVk

>>54227943

The Gutter Cleaner

Pieromancer. They use steaming hot pies to burn their opponents.

>>54227943
Living weapon
Your PC is the weapon instead of the creature wielding it and you are mostly just a parasite controlling his mind somewhat

>>54228531
Who said anything about attacking? Fighting is not a thing generally done in a paradise.

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>>54227943
>You have 10 seconds to think of a new RPG class that's never existed before
NSF casualty.
An NSF casualty acts like a pimp, but is actually a little scared butch.

Role Assigner
1) Assign a role to an unclassed player

>>54231676
Maybe not in your paradise but it wouldn't be my paradise without sporting competition with arms.

>>54227943
xenobotanist, is an expert in exotic plants that do all kinds of weird shit

>>54227943

Camwhore.

Basically a cyberpunk Rockerboy+Corporate.

Notary Demonic -- Summons demons via goetic rubber stamps inked with blood on contracts of human skin parchment (note: parchment must be made from skin of lawyers of at least 25 years practice, but no greater than 40 years as human status may be compromised)

DIVE KICKER

Something similar to a monk but rather than punching things and using martial arts they exclusively use the art of jumping high in the air and landing on the faces of their enemies feet first. Higher level dive kickers can use magic to augment their jumping abilities and power of their dive kicks and perform impressive feats such as chaining dive kicks together by leaping off their first victim and dive kicking right back down into the eye sockets of another poor bastard

>>54228147
You're a fag cause you're namefagging on an anonymous imageboard. You can delete on mobile, you just have to leave mobile view. Fuck you.

I have a pretty limited experience of RPGs but...

Blood Mage. Like proper "cut yourself for power" blood magic.

>>54227969
I like this one. where is the write up?
is there a prestiege class for hitting other players, or is that a cross class skill?

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Manic Debuffer: Every single ability the class has, instills a relatively minor buff and jolt of happiness/euphoria/joy/laughter/whatever into the character and their allies. Each of the abilities actually saps the prowess, buffs, abilities, talents, and euphoria/enjoyment/whatever from their enemies. After a few rounds of constant spammage, this leaves the character in a frenzied state of giggles and cheshire cat-like grins and looks and they dance wildly in battle around their newly supremely depressed and (now) completely outclassed enemies as they beg for the sweet release of death that will never come as long as the character is enjoying their torment.

Basing this idea off of those fuckers that are just way to cheery to do their job as I'm leaving work in the morning. Being night shift stocker at a Walmart sucks, I don't need some hyperactive too-fucking-cheery retard in a bright yellow vest grinning and acting like spongebob as I'm tired and clocking out for the day. Fuck these people. I now understand Squidward on a much deeper, more personal level than I ever have before.

>>54227969
That's just a feat.

>>54232120
Underrated post.

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>>54230088
SHIIIIZAAAAAAAA

The Header. Every single ability involves using the head. High level feat involves the ability to not need your head on your body to survive and move. It also lets you throw your head.

>>54231266
No, actually he romances pies.

>>54227943
Brain picker

Can't learn any skills by themselves, but can temporarily duplicate those of enemies and allies. Higher levels allow them to steal skills (causing the target to forget the skill), transfer them to others or block a skill from being used within a certain area.

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>>54232756
Rrrrrrubick is here!

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>>54227943
Ethereal, for lack of a better one-word description. Base classes need a one word name. I'm thinking DnD 5e here.

The Ethereal has no physical form, and can only operate by boosting the other party members and occasionally attacking/possessing enemies. The Ethereal cannot be attacked directly, but if the rest of the party is killed or captured the Ethereal will be just as unable to act as the rest of the group.

All Ethereals have a Fetter, which determines the scope of their powers. Some may be bonded to the party, some to an item the party carries, and some to a non-sentient creature that the party keeps with them. (These are your subclass options, chosen at level 1 like a Cleric or a Fighter.) They can't travel far from this Fetter; no making walls or mundane scouts irrelevant.

Ethereals can possess a host a certain number of times per interval. An unwilling host may cast off the Ethereal prematurely; this still counts toward this limit, making willing hosts more useful. Ethereals that multiclass can use their conventional HP and class features when possessing a host that can use them. (Clever design that respects the action economy and player autonomy needed here.)

>>54232485
It's not a feat, balance requires that such a powerful ability costs a whole cla-*gets punched in the face*

Wobbler

Channels vibrations through the air. Starts as a low rent Psycho Mantis, then unlocks things such as EM waves.

>>54227988
Damn, I was going to post
>Mirror Mage
A spellcaster who specializes in using mirror magic: to create optical illusions, travel through the looking glass, force enemies to imitate their movements, curse people with bad luck, and of course make sure they look damn fine. A Mirror Mage is unfortunately pretty fragile (cough).

>>54227943
Millenimancer - Specializes in invoking dank memes and being a goddamn normie who can't even cook a motherfucking egg and still lives with me at the age of 19 and acts like borrowing his father's car is the coolest shit ever you fucking piece of shit.

>>54227960
Antimathic Sorcerer - Believes in nuMath as the superior force that binds the universe together.

>>54227988
Prey was a nice game, I'm looking forward to the sequel.

>>54227943
Egg taster. Well-versed in determining taste, and judging texture or quality of eggs, with powerful palate which can differentiate what kind of egg it is and how good it'd serve used in different meals, potions, whatever.

Self-made man-thing -- Started as a bio artifice mage with a sideline in necromancy, decided to improve himself. Covered in scars, with odd bulges and maybe some odder appendages from grafting monster parts into their own anatomy. When they have meetups they hold competitions for rarest monster, most grafts overall, and most grafts while still appearing outwardly unchanged. Use of mimic tissue automatically disqualifies from the latter category.

Taekwon Kid

Fights with spell kicks and old heavy books

>>54233071
Add in the power of acquiring powers from the eggs he eats and I'm down with it.

>>54233039
like a spellbreaker that uses Common Core to make magic malfunction?

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>>54233130

Exactly

>>54233106
Sure. You can be rich in calcium even at a shitty diet at low level and chirp like a tiny chick at a high level.

More seriously, if I'd be to consider it a serious suggestion, I probably mix it up as some alchemist prestige class with slighty wider food selection - you can eat all kinds of ingredients and determine how well they'd work together, what effect could they provide if processed in particular way etc.

>>54230651
Shouldn't chili peppers cast cold spells?

>>54233199
No, chili evokes acid-energy spells.

>>54228027
Cleric?

Net Diver

Designed for an RPG set in an ocean world, specializes in entangling weapons and depth swimming

>>54227943
Bar staff.
A combination of rogue and cleric, with some skills from merchant npc class, specialising in easing worries through dispensing drinks and letting people talk about their problems.
Can produce minor potions (cocktails) and at higher levels gains the power of "jukebox", letting them switch clerical spells for bardic effects of the same level.

>>54233168
Isn't that just Skyrim alchemy?

assuming that you don't just Google ingredient uses

>>54233385
Similar though in tabletop you could make it much more sophisticated since how many factors affecting each ingredient, combinations and other side-effects is really up to GM.
"Ahh, these gobberries were grown on a hill with good access to sun, they're slightly ripe but still edible, fit for a marchfruit stew or as addition to coang potion. I'd rather wait though - when they'll start to spoil then mixed with these fresh eggs, they'll do fine as a glue used in repair and enchantment of magical items."

"What do you mean a chicken cutlet? These are obviously from a donkey, not even a really healthy or young one at that! You thought that adding some yiang peppers, cinnamon grass and salt will mask the flavor of old donkey meat? You'll get me a refund now!"

"mm.. slightly acidic, a bit sparkly and... yes... Sire, I am hardly an expert of wines but I can tell you that should you mix this.. Chateu de Marcas with some fresh apple cider and then get the cleric of Kaplain to do his deed again, it should help you with your curse."

Yadda yadda. I don't know man, it probably could be salvaged but I just want to make retarded shit up for a stupid thread.

>>54233017
>has kids
>owns a car

No anon, you are the normie.

But seriously, you're pissed at him living at home at <20? What kind of cash did you expect him to be making by now?

>>54233017
Sounds like your kid is less normie than you, gramps

>>54233017
You're the normie here, old man

>>54227943
Anima;projector (yes complete with trendy weeabo naming convention)

For Sword and Sorcery shit (DnD, Pathfinder, Exalted, etc.): this type of magick wielder lies between the arcanist and the psionik--he takes an otherwise inanimate object and gives it life by projecting an aspect of his inner being. At fiirst he could be making shit do things automatically like an self-sweeping broom or a self-levitating cloak, but at higher levels he could be controlling 'golems' or empty knights--suits of full-plate armor animated by the wellspring of his soul. depending on system/preference, it could be a magical ability or a psionic one.

for modern shit: puppetmaster, or my favorite: drone warrior, yo! Get ready to be swarmed by flying fidget spinners, quadcopters, and what's this--fully poseable bishoujo action figs (w/ or w/o hotglue, depending on whose dorm room he raided)! My preferred interpretation is that he 'projects' (as in the psychological term) to the things he controls--like a guy talking to his iPhone and Siri actually talking like a person (it's all in his head, but now it is also out of his head). Can be a magic user, psionic, or a subclass of the technomancer/mechanokinetic (lookup Ex-Machina comic book/ Mayor Hundred).

For cyberpunk/future settings: machine singer. basically a walking Cult Mechanicus wetdream because he can literally talk and even make requests from 'machine spirits' and they actually comply. could be just a technomancer specialization, or a more esoteric thing where he can actually manipulate tech by infusing them with some sort of energy from within, he just thinks the machines are doing things on their own when he asks them nicely.

>>54228653
Highly offensive and yet topkek.
We're in 4chan so I'll allow it.

>>54227943
>>54227943
>Skeptic
Is always surounded by a anti supernatural field.
Can "cast" anti-magic.

>>54229599
Nice

>>54227943
The chairmaker, he fashions deadly chairs that look incredibly comfortable to sit on but in actuality are creative deathtraps.

Shred Lord.

Rides around on a skateboard and stabs people.

The soupmaker. He gathers ingredients, wields a ladle, and makes....

>>54233017
sounds like you're more older brother than father or at least step-father who can't get some alone time with the mother coz of the teen

otherwise, here's a kek.

Botanist, throws around seeds that grow within a few seconds for use in combat, terrain manipulation, grow healing shit, etc.

>>54228132
heh

>Emoter:
>An arcane spellcaster who has specialised in unlocking and manipulating the energy within the emotion of sentient creatures.
>The effect of the magic that can be invoked depends on the emotional state of the target. Can literally make their foe's blood boil with rage, or cause somebody to become physically sick with envy.
>The more intense the emotional state, the more potent the magic; therefore a large part of the Emoter's training focuses on inducing certain emotional states. Spell rolls are based on charisma score, and persuasion/charm/intimidate.
>Can cast offensively with Sharptongue spells, or buff allies with Silvertongue spells. May become a specialised Emoter, who focuses on the power of a certain emotion only.
>Great against raging Barbarians, righteous Paladins, not great against calm, focused Monks, useless against constructs.

It would take work, but this could be a fun class?

>>54227943
Zombie tosser: can raise dead [level]times per day, and then throw those zombies or parts of them at people and things.

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>>54227960
>what is Mathfinder
It's Sacred Geometry from Pathfinder if you're wondering

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>>54227943
Memepage Admin.

>>54227943
The negromancer
>can understand any language that isnt his country's primary language, can speak it
>immune to gang violence
>appears as the same race as his targets
>proficient in javelins, hand crossbows, daggers, clubs
>upon picking the negromancer, gain ability to cause 1 member of any minority race in the current area (expands from city size at low level, then to country, all the way up to continent at high level) to fight by your side or perfotm a simple task
>at mid level, start summoning gangs and then bus sized groups of BLM equivalent protestors
>high level gets the ability to start a race war
>diversity is your weapon

Is there any rpg that has a class that is basically storm from x-men?

>>54228529
Sounds good
In all honesty, though, this would probsbly be better as a mod for an existing martial class
Say, monk or barbarian

A necromancer that is a soft scifi necromancer instead of being a fantasy one

>>54229482
YES
Removes all frigid terrain disadvantages, too

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>>54229441
>that pic

>>54229637
You mean cartomancer?
Exists in Guild of Dungeoneering

>>54227960
Was a class/character archetype in Torg if I remember correctly.

>>54227943
Arcane tobacconist

>>54227943
>Slipagent
Variant Rogue with bit and parcel from wizard that allows him to teleport around the battlefield and always get flank, but can't get backstab.

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The Cook. A hybrid rogue/mage. Proficient in knives/dagger, fryingpans/mace. Armor leather, shields=no, until proficiency in frying pans reaches 5 ranks, then can use frying pan as a buckler/mace combo. Slow speed though when attacking. Some specialized spells, and feats.

>>54227943
Hoop schoop
no real benefit to party, watches as things happen and writes bad fanfiction within the universe

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>>54227943
Lizard Wizard.
Requirements: Must be a lizard.
All spells involve lizards in some form - summoning lizards, lizard bolts, control lizard, polymorph: lizard, etc.

>>54233899
>>54233990
>>54234070
>>54234768
Oh yeah? Would a normie make up fantasy stories on the internet because he's alone?

>>54239833
lizard plague
lizardskin
lizard's strength
wall of lizards
locate lizard
transmute rock to lizard
lizard's feast (NOT feast of lizards)
hypnotic lizard
blindness/lizard
lizardburst
power word: lizard

>>54239833
Storm of Lizardry: Conjure up a powerful storm of angry lizards that hiss and bite at nearby foes.

>>54240250
Prismatic Lizard
Continual Lizard, 10' Radius
Commune with Lizard
Demi-Lizard Monsters
Lizard Bolt
Cone of Lizard

>>54230957
We'll we all know thats bullshit, lol

>>54235059
I already have something like this in my game. Sorry. Glad to know someone else thought of it though.

>>54227943
Chumlord Sharkmaster Flash

>>54227943
Beatwizard. They create music and offensive magic intertwined with each other. Some use grand symphonies to create shadow armies to attack, others use the shadowdub-step to wub their opponents into paste. In secret corners of Beatwizard society, some speak of the first legendary Beatwizard who created the art, who can level cities simply by beatboxing.

>>54227943
The ice creamer

Lewd Cleric

A cleric of a randy god of a specific type of intercourse.
One god values nothing more than a good hard and raw dicking, awarding a hardy constitution, weapon prowess, and physical strength for celebrating rough sex.
The other values intimacy, granting their cleric a large mana pool and a good amount of powerful spells the more romantic sexual relationships they form with loving tender sex
The hidden third option is to become a self-empowered lich by becoming enamoured with oneself and cycling your mama in a feedback loop by doing nothing but sucking your own dick

>>54227943

Memer.
At lvl 10 he becomes dank memes

>>54227943
The drug-o-naught. They have an innate telekinetic connection with the world as well as being lucid dreamers. They ingest substances in order to alter their mental states. The more their mental state is altered, the more they can affect reality to reflect their own perceptions, delusions, abilities, and other kinds of altered interpretations of reality and events. Tolerances can be trained, and some alterations can be made more permanent (EG psychosis), but the deeper they go into these altered states the more crazy they tend to get, making some unpredictable, some less useful, some aloof, some ill, those kinds of things.

Cat herder. Every level they add another 2 HD to the amount of cat they can herd at a time. This includes very large cats. Cats herded can learn ranger animal tricks more easily.

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>>54234657
never post again

>>54234758
Clothes?

>>54227943
War-Tea-Brewer

Can brew teas that turn whoever drinks them into exceptional warriors

>>54227943
Scribe-assassin, sneakily writes on the enemy which can be activated for affects.

Ex: Sneaks behind and writes forceful shove, enemy walks near cliff, and he activates it pushing the enemy off the cliff

animal torturer: kicks small animals in an attempt to make his opponents run away in fear and disgust

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>>54241220
bad news, anon

>>54241276
wouldn't koichi's act-2 be closer?

>>54241362
i mean, its writing ON somebody. both would work though

>>54240979
I rate this toast 1/1 upvotes

>>54240250
Lizard spray
Comprehend lizard
Disguise lizard
Detect lizard
Lizard mouth
Lizard weapon

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>>54239833
pic4pic

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Stomancer: Reclusive sorcerers that have been enlightened to a higher plane of existence that gave them the ability to give other people tummy aches as well as control the sphincter.

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Mom
Fights with cleaning equipment, charms people with home-cooked meals, distracts enemies with terrible singing and dancing that embarrasses her children in the party.

>>54241797
would rape every night

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>>54241957
>Implying you're not the one getting raped
Did you think she was merely there to cheer on her children?

>>54227943
Wibblywoo
Melee ability - Wibble
Ranged ability - Woo

Trashcan man
They carry around trash cans which they use as weapons, and cast trash related spells, like this thread.

>>54227943
Princess Capturer, they specialize in infiltrating high society, capturing helpless people, and sneaking away.

>>54242098
This.

>>54229099
This.
>A bed appears under them and a very warm blanket appears on top of them
>The surrounding temperature drops to the point where leaving the bed sounds awful

>>54241797
Mother npc class existed for d&d, including high level "fairy godmother" subclass.
Check back issues of Dragon magazine for it.

>>54242335
I have found nothing regarding this.

>>54227999
A video game that is an RPG.

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>>54242098
>Ranged ability - Woo

>>54234657
>highly offensive
???

The Wheeler-Dealer

>You wouldn't want to sully a blade this fine with my blood, would you? And it's yours for only three easy payments of 20 gold pieces.

Buttlicker, gains bonuses, does damage and casts spells by licking the enemies buttocks.

>>54227943
The Gigafaggot Wave Blaster.
This is a highly physical character who is trained to use both martial weapons and how hands and feet simultaneously in combat, giving him an edge against foes who don't expect such complex maneuvers.
His class name has nothing to do with his skills whatsoever and is actually an extraordinarily poor (but nonetheless literal) translation of the fighting method it uses.

>>54227960

I don't know if you've read the phantom tollbooth, but........

>>54227943

>barber-arian

deals damage by giving his enemies Hitler's youth haircuts against their will

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>>54228339
3/0 or 3.5
Basic fighter.
Must have specialization in spears or polearms.
Loses fighter bonus feats.
Give a 5 foot vertical and horizontal "jump" that adds rogue backstab damage for 5 foot traveled. Damage gained scales as a rogues does with backstab as far as leveling.
Jump 10 feet forward?
That's 2d6 bonus damage due to "momentum".
Falling down is priority for momentum.
You're not going to get momentum jumping up on a ledge 10 feet up and landing on top of a dude there.
Must have a free space to land in after jump NEXT to the target unless target is slain.
Jump must be declared before initiative roll.
If target moves then dragoon lands wherever target was if targets initiative wins out over dragoon and they move.
Class skills are obviously acrobatics and jump.
Maybe even have it as a prerequisite if you decide to make it a prestige class. May have to have X amount of points in both for prestige class.
Can jump as a free action when travelling at some point during leveling.
If they can move 20 feet then they can easily just leap over a 20 foot chasm/lava river/ etc.
It is still restricted to their movement and encumbrance.
Aka if you're rocking full plate and have a movement of 20 feet/round you very well can't bound over a 30 foot chasm.
Stick the Landing = Ignores falling damage if they can "jump" said distance as a class skill.
Seems pretty balanced and not OP.
Non of that animu land back in the space you jumped from.

>>54227943
The cock-gobbling knob-wobbler
They wobble your knobs in combat to disable you before gobbling your cock to gain your powers.

>>54227943
scum: pretends to be a NPC until they're in the position to one-shot a enemy

The Social Justice Warrior!

Orc Lives Matter! Hextorism is a Religion of Peace. They Will Not Divide Us! REEEEEE!!!!!!

>>54228033
hey dude i wanted to play pretend

>>54227960
Geometer in 3.5

>>54228458
>>54228473
Wouldn't it be Exceptionally Giant Gregg?

Just One More - This is a class that benefits from the player doing something. Primarily drinking. At the beginning of the night, that player brings as much beer as they want.

When they finish a bottle/can, they set it in front of them.

Whenever they rolls hit, they turn in an empty bottle/can and gain advantage.

Whenever the enemy does really well, they turn in an empty bottle/can to grant them disadvantage.

Probably name this class Dionysus or something.

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>>54227943
Archive Mage
>steals/copies spells
>can trap (copy?) monsters to summon later
>can make doppelgangers or some shit
I sure someone better than me can expand on this.

Quantum Mechanic
>Controls the laws of time and space
>Nukes enemies by accelerating particles up to .9 c and directing the particle Lances at enemies
>Conjures black holes that are unstable and explode like nukes
>Is overpowered in every conceivable manner
>Still not as broken as a 3.5 wizard

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>>54227943
>class

>>54227960
A variation for cyberpunk:

Something like this, but a cryptologist. A computer hacker able to find the key to any encryption scheme, using some secret method that only autismo-supremo savants are capable of.

Godcompanion
>gains scaling powers to talk to the GM
>Can ask questions and try to talk them into doing things for the party

>>54228115
it was entirely calculated, anon
don't fool yourself

>>54242505
Couldn't find original mag, but two minutes search online ...
Issue #238, "Mommy Dearest".

The only thing I can come up with is some kind of esoteric ability magician. Their magic allows them to give themselves innate abilities, however this happens at birth and automatically, so you end up with people with -

"dust whisperer"
as a skill who can sense the position and flow of all dust around them, and undestand the significance of it.

"shellac-er smacker"
as a skill that allows you to smack things such as barns or people which applies an even coating of shellac type varnish to it

VERSATILE SKILLS

maybe instead of one at birth it would be determined at rest or something based on a massive table of abilities, or changeable at will with an entire mana pool