Alright /tg/, in honor of Castlevania's release, come up

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His name is Vamp Fucker

He is a tree golem filled with the souls of people who just really fucking hate Dracula.

His only goal in life is to stab Dracula in the heart with a steak. He is ready for this as his entire body can be made into a steak. He's also just pissed all the time.

His ultimate weakness is fire, which is the same one as Frankenstein's monster, so he has a connection with someone on the inside.

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Solaire of Astora. all of his attacks are sun-based.

Okay I can think of a small team that could maybe do it.

A Texas cowboy, a psychiatrist and lawyer duo from Britain, and an elderly doctor from Amsterdam.

I know that's an unusual team to have take down Dracula, Lord of Darkness, but for some reason I think they can do it.

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>>54227692
Draculas one weakness (pic related)

>>54227737
Edgy.

I'm going to go with a early middle aged British chap with a magical whip and a cursed family bloodline.

>>54227654
>in honor of Castlevania's release
Is it 1986?

>>54227654
A Gnosis 3 Mage.

>>54227769
netflix created a castlevania animated series.

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>>54227692
>His only goal in life is to stab Dracula in the heart with a steak
>

I like it

>>54227808
It's like 4 episodes, right? That's really nothing more than an extended OVA.

I like how /a/, being the absolute shithole that it is, is the only board on 4chan that dislikes the new Castlevania.

>>54227654
YOU'VE BEEN DOOMED EVER SINCE YOU LOST THE ABILITY TO LOVE.

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>>54227813
>Cartoon shit
>Not posting perfectly grilled meat products
Did you even try, anon?

>>54227769
There's a new Netflix show. It's fucking fantastic but based on the pacing and length I have no idea why they decided to split it into 4 episodes rather than just make it a movie.

Seriously though, gore galore, an actually faithful representation of the Castlevania ascetic, and a protagonist who has a kinda "PC who gets drunk and kills vampires sometimes" feel to him come together to make a really enjoyable show.

Given that the total runtime is less than 2 hours and it's divided into episodes it's a pretty safe thing to give a shot even if you decide it isn't for you.

>>54227813
Yes. Vamp Fucker's wood can be made into meaty goodness.

>>54227819
probably because it's western animation.

>>54227819
fucking really? How? I watched it yesterday and it seems hard to imagine how you'd go into that show going "This might be a thing for me" and not come out of it going "This was DEFINITELY exactly what I wanted/expected"

>>54227842
>Did you even try, anon?
I chose the cartoon one because it has the eye like the sword Soul Edge does

also because rib EYE steak geddit

>>54227845
sounds interesting, thanks mate

>>54227654
Settra the imperishable

Beating Dracula isn't that complicated at the end of the day, just throw enough holy warriors at the problem

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>>54228134
I read that as "just throw enough holy waters at the problem"

>HYDRO STORM

>>54227878
I hate you more than I hate most anons, anon.

I like the time of Order of Ecclesia, where the Belmonts seem to be gone and so a ton of other groups have sprung up to carry the torch.