Loyal citizens of /tg/, help commissar to come up with inspiring

die

>>54184859
pointlessly

in

the

name

of

of

peckers

My

tits

adamantium

and

hordes

SLAANESH

sucks

SUCKS

with

REDDIT!

Peenor

Anthropological

Heresy

constipation

Suppurating

EHHHHHHH

Is

Emperor

is

nigger

antidisestablishmentarianism

Nigger

rectal

erotica

Probing

truma

fisting

For

violently

you

The

spasticated

mongoloid

Are

Post

they

micropenis

in

and

Chimera

out

explosive

pounding

With

buttholes

>>54185479
of

and

masturbation

into

Nipples

citizens!

I am moved to tears Commissar.

Testicular

Cancer

for

Bane

is

big

BLAM!

deserved

gang-rape

is

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>Soldiers die pointlessly in the name of of peckers. My tits adamantium and hordes SLAANESH sucks SUCKS with REDDIT! Peenor Anthropological Heresy! constipation Suppurating EHHHHHHH Is Emperor is nigger antidisestablishmentarianism Nigger rectal erotica Probing truma fisting For violently you The spasticated mongoloid!? Are Post they micropenis in and Chimera out explosive pounding With buttholes of and masturbation into. Nipples citizens! I am moved to tears Commissar. Testicular Cancer for Bane is big BLAM! deserved gang-rape.

completely

deserved

encompasses

all

paladin

dongs

fairytales

Cyberdongs

can

autoerotically

penetrate

our

face-holes

Lines

catastrophically.

Anus

blood

With

BUTTHOLE

god

always

bet

potatoes

knob-custard

winning

with

chaos

fortitude

and

horsecocks.

Tonguing

Tyranid

taints

deleted.

torridly

roll to

violate

them!

your

mother

is

Plasma

flagellating

worth

incomprehensible

primaris commisar

prostitution?

Pimp-tacular!

My

prostate

disgorges

wounds

copius

and

primaris guardsmen

sodomised

relentlessly

with

by

Abbadon's

my

>>54184841
EMPEROR

butt-buddy

until

(secretly)

I

scrumptiously

rupture

colons

(secretly, shhh!)

will

In

chaos

reigns

SINDRIIIIIIIIIIIII

prolapse.

To

BURN

Indrick Boreale

is

heretics

nightmare

but

my

hero

Cain

is

a

nigger

lover

and

never

fucked

Mexicans

>>54187419
transubstantiation

hitherto

floccinaucinihilipilification

of

ergo

BLACKED

thusly

BLACKDYNAMITE

I

admire.

So

much

destruction

butts

pretty

parade

WE

ARE

SIEG

SEMPER

MARINES

HEIL

SANTA CLAUS

felinids

don't

HITLER

does!

suck

Furthermore,

twinkle

and

>>54185969
A clear case of Chaos corruption

but

I

EMPRAAAAAAAAAAH

>>54185969
Nipples Citizens! will be the battle cry of my next character.

Nipples

Citizens!

okay?

WAAAAAAAAAAAGH

If I scroll down this thread really fast it looks like every post says Agony

What does that mean Commissar?

>>54185969
Commissar has had a little too much amasec

Or it could be Tzeentch

>>54185969
BLAM! Deserved gang rape.

Why am I talking to myself and repeating things I said earlier? Well that's because

teej

PREGNANT

is

>>54185969
MY TITS ADAMANTIUM

summer

is eternal.

GUARDSMEN

kneel

to KHAINE!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gay

geese

Tyranid!

Hump

Awaken my masters!

Omae wa

mother

yummy cummies

DATTEBAYOOO!

SUMMON

YOG-SOTHOTH

for

pony

violation.

To

My dearest wife,

suck my fuck.

Celestine

I admit:

vore

little girls

BURP!

The Aristocrats!

They

Do

>>54189087
/thread

>>54189128
but

not

before

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>>54185969
>Soldiers die pointlessly in the name of of peckers. My tits adamantium and hordes SLAANESH sucks SUCKS with REDDIT! Peenor Anthropological Heresy! constipation Suppurating EHHHHHHH Is Emperor is nigger antidisestablishmentarianism Nigger rectal erotica Probing truma fisting For violently you The spasticated mongoloid!? Are Post they micropenis in and Chimera out explosive pounding With buttholes of and masturbation into. Nipples citizens! I am moved to tears Commissar. Testicular Cancer for Bane is big BLAM! deserved gang-rape is completely deserved encompasses all paladin dongs fairytales Cyberdongs can auterotically penetrate our face-holes Lines catastrophically. Anus blood With BUTTHOLE god always bet potatoes knob-custard winning with chaos fortitude and horsecocks Tonguing taints deleted. Torridly roll to violate them! Your mother? Is Plasma flagellating worth incomprehensible primaris commisar prostitution? Pimp-tacular! My prostate disgorges wounds copious and primaris guardsmen sodomised relentlessly with by Abbadon's my EMPEROR butt-buddy until (secretly) I scrumptiously rupture colons (secretly, shhh!) will In chaos reigns SINDRIIIIIIIII prolapse to BURN Indrick Boreale is heretics nightmare but my hero Cain is a nigger lover and never fucked Mexicans. Transubtatiation hitherto floccinaucinihilipilification of ergo BLACKED thusly BLACKDYNAMITE I admire. So much destruction butts pretty parade WE ARE SIEG SEMPER MARINES SANTA CLAUSE felinids don't HITLER does! suck Furthermore, twinkle and but I EMPRAAAAAAAH Nipples Citizens! Okay? WAAAAAAAGH teej PREGNANT is summer is eternal. GUARDSMAN kneel to KHAINE! REEEEEEEEE Gay geese Tyranid! Hump awaken my masters! Omae wa mother yummy cummies DATTEBAYOOO! SUMMON YOG-SOTHOTH for pony violation. To My dearest wife, suck my fuck. Celestine I admit: vore little girls BURP! The Aristocrats!

>>54189217
*Massive cheering from the entire Guard regiment, as they rally to face the enemies of Man, Imperium and Emperor!*

>>54189217
How can Chaos even compete with this?

>>54189380
I don't know, get Khorne angry enough and he'll probably shout something like this.

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>>54187931
>>54185969
>>54184841
YFW this is how daemons possess someone.
YFW this is why possessed humans have seizures
YFW this is actually a chaos thread possessing a commissar during his big speech

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>>54189217
>The Aristocrats!
Perfect ending

>>54189217
>>54189597

Someone please screencap this just for the perfect ending.

>>54189217
>Indrick Boreale is heretics nightmare but my hero Cain is a nigger lover and never fucked Mexicans.

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>>54189217
Couldn't have said it better myself, sir

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>>54190157
Psst...hey...just between you and me...do you have any idea what the fuck the commissar was going on about?

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>>54190194
Absolutely mate!

We need to vox the inquisitor, quick

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>>54189217

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>>54190272

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>>54189217
>Anus blood with BUTTHOLE god

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>>54189217
>Cain is a nigger lover and never fucked Mexicans.

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>>54189565
Just as planned!

>>54190351
>Uhm, hello? Yes, this is liutenant Astolphus Adamastor of the 117th Battalion of the Malchyan Vanguards. Can you send someone our way? I believe out Comissar may be showing signs of chaos corruption? Or possibly early onset dementia.

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>>54191639

>>54189217
> Is Plasma flagellating worth incomprehensible primaris commisar prostitution?
Well?
Is it!?

>>54191910
It's a rhetorical question. Of course it is.

Well he's better that the last Commissar we had...