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That Guy thread.
>Wants to play a Kender
>DM didn't know what that was. I caution her strongly against allowing them in game.
>He's told he can't play a Kender. Plays a Halfling who acts exactly like one instead.
>Steals nearly everything.
>Player gets upset when things don't go his way.
>Finds out the DM is awarding Roleplaying EXP and just gives it to himself without asking whenever someone else gets any.
>Regularly gets caught cheating on rolls.
I know it's not as bad as some stories you guys have, but I've been pretty lucky so far. He also tried to collapse a cavern on top of the entire party because the path split and everyone followed the wizard instead of him. He thought Chaotic Neutral was an evil alignment and played it as though it were, which is just a mistake, not a deliberate attempt to be a dick.
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That is not a legitimate mistake. That is an excuse that only someone who is fucking retarded would believe. If it was evil, it would say evil on it. It doesn't. There's a very fucking clear divide there. If it is a legitimate mistake, the player himself is too retarded to be allowed to play.
But it's not one, because he's caught cheating on rolls. He's a shithead.
The only way we can better this hobby is by dictating the standards we hold our groups to.
If you are deeply connected to him, give him a final chance to square up and play to the standard you expect, if not, kick him out and refuse any overture to join the game.