>An ever-expanding enchanted tapestry that depicts the events

>>54155524
Slice it apart
>I make my own fate

>>54155543
>falls in a pit trap and dies 5 seconds later

fucking adventurers

>>54155524
Hide it in a dark cellar! No way do they want to have their plots and peccadilloes on public display!

I roll to seduce it.
t. Bard

>>54157891
>>54155524
I'd hide it in her dark cellar.

>>54155524
>adventurer

Treasure it as a unique and true record of their lives, something priceless to hand down through their descendants.

>player

Can't kill it, doesn't sell for much, ignore it as irrelevant.

>>54155524
Theoretically, how far can this tapestry expand if she's 5' 6" and can do a split

>>54155524
Invent the reality show in a fantasy setting. Charge people to go inside the hall and marvel at the challenges and antics of The Hero.

I know at least two players which would do that, one of them tried it already with magic mirrors.

Attempts to rewrite it.

>>54155524

Does it include meals and the times you have to go to the bathroom?

Become a muscle bard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM