>be me >work as an adjurer in bum-fuck-nowhere >wake

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>be me
>work as an adjurer in bum-fuck-nowhere
>wake up every morning at six to check if all the wards are in place
>head to the barracks to check on dumbass watchmen
>"heyo, wizard dude, why don't you summon me a succubusy"
>have to make sure these cunts don't die or they'll subtract it from my payment
>after babysitting the retards from the watch all day, come back home
>wife is pissed at me for earning so little and wants me to become a faggot diviner like her friend from the academy
>daughter is being loud upstairs with her half-orc boyfriend
>teenage son thinks that he is a gay elf born into a halfling body
>life is suffering

Any other honest abjurers suffering?