>It's another kobold sorcerer who's proud of his

>>54109046
>>It's another hood rat who's proud of his questionable pharaonic heritage

>>54109046
>It's another human who never had any heritage to be proud of at all

>>54109046
>it's another human fighter inspired by Conan

>It's another Lunar exalt who's proud of his questionable furfag heritage

>>54109046
>It's another dwarf who's proud of his questionable rock heritage

>>54109046
>it's another farmboy fighter who came from nothing

>>54109086
> It's another human

>>54109046
It's another G*rman who's proud of his questionable Frankish heritage

>>54109046
>it's another Elf Druid who's proud of his questionable tree heritage

It's another shitpost.

>>54109167
This

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>>54109095

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>>54109046
>It's another Vampire who is in league with Orcus

>>54109225
kek

>It's another fighter dropped into the game at level 10 with zero backstory

>It's another drow with Dark Elf Autism, complete with mad swordplay skills

>It's another game level 1 game ended early by the DM rolling well

>It's another Half-Orc Barbarian of questionable heritage

Natural 1's don't result in auto fails in my game but in return the DM gets to rub the tip of his penis on us Everytime we roll a 1

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>>54110502
>dareyouentermymagicalrealm.png

>>54110502
>not rubbing chilli powder on yourself as a protective measure

>>54109046
>It's another quest giver NPC that could save the world from the "Crisis of the Week" but doesn't.

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>>54110794
>implying

>>54109046
>its another BBEG
Ugh.
thank you for the (you)s

>>54110806
>300,000 scovilles
How is she not dead?

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>>54109046
I actually came here to make this >>54109080
comparison

>kobolds breed fast
>Are filfthy criminals
>live in caves and ruins
>cowardly but vicious
>overly proud of a dubious ancestral connection to greatness

Are Kobolds basically the Hood Rats/Trailer Trash (lets be inclusive here, poor stupid white people do it too) of the monster kingdom? Complete with Redneck Ingenuity?

>>54110848
Habanero's aren't THAT bad.

But there is a reason she's laid the fuck out in the last panel. Probably in shock

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>>54109046
>>54109080
>>54110869
AYO HOL' UP
*smacks mouth*
YOU TRYNA SAY
*infects sewers*
YOU TRYNA
*shuffles feet*
YOU FINNA SAY
*robs villagers*
HOL' UP
*lays traps*
YOU FINNA
*runs away*
YOU FINNA SAY
*gets killed by level 1 adventurers*
YOU TRYNA SAY
*claws impotently*
WE WUZ DRAKES 'N SHIET?!
*evolves into something halfway intelligent*

>it's another shitbag character who figured he was nobility after getting some coin

>>54110869
Well, orcs are fantasy niggers, so kobolds must be fantasy trailer trash.

>>54110967
I'd be down for redneck kobolds
I prefer Mongol orcs tho

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>>54109095

>>54110869
Do trailer trash make unrealistic claims about their ancestry? I know you have a lot of plastic paddies over there, but they're actually of Irish descent.

>>54109046
There was a game I played where Kobolds were basically the Yakuza, and their questionable draconic heritage was a super important matter of honor. They'd get sick tattoos to show their draconic bloodline, and have a bunch of crazy centuries old blood feuds between the Blues and the Blacks and shit like that. Getting false tattoos, if discovered, was a horrifying crime.

On the plus side, it gave my Kobold Barbarian the option to start every fight by sauntering up to people and going "oi oi oi oi oi oi oi!"

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>>54111111
Look at all those ones.

>>54111111
>We wuz aryanz and shiet

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>>54111134
>On the plus side, it gave my Kobold Barbarian the option to start every fight by sauntering up to people and going "oi oi oi oi oi oi oi!"
I am now imagining a kobold with a pompadour.

>>54111111
Yes, mind you this isn't about race. Street trash and trailer trash can be of any race.

But if you are thinking of the southern rednecks you betcha, they claim to be grandsons and daughters of general lee himself.

>>54111250
Ah, so it's less
>>54111208
and more
>WE WUZ REBELZ AND SHIT

>>54111288
Yes, nation to nation differ what kind of N' SHIT they spout.

>>54111321
If you care, the proper term is "founding myth"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_myth#Founding_myth

>>54109225
That ones true tho

>>54111134
Was there a literal Dragon of Dojima involved?

>Decide to roll a kobold whose dragon master was slain and is disillusioned with dragons and dragon worship
>Accidentally gained the favor of Bahamut and was gifted with dragon hood by the end of the campaign

That was a fun campaign.

>>54111746
Sadly no. There WAS a Mishima though.
It was me, right down to the eyepatch

>>54110928
>Halfway
Kobolds usually don't have any mental penalty. They're as smart as most other races. And sexier than dwarves, smarter than orcs, and wiser than tieflings. And on par in any given area with humans.

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>>54111886
>Mishima
>Eyepatch
You mean Majima?

>>54112195
Whoops, yeah Majima. Sleep deprivation does fun things to the part of my brain trying to remember names in other languages.

>>54111915
>t. bootyblasted kobold

>>54110843

Here's your (you)

>>54110893
habaneros are EXACTLY that bad.

>>54111250
This. Southerners will talk about Muh Lee Muh Revolution