Field Kit Inspection!: Fun in a Bottle Edition

>>54102434
*Ready lord commissar sir rawr*
*also gelt totally stole your booze rawr*

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Private Caliban-66801254 reporting for inspection Lord Commissar! Lasgun, flak armor, gas mask, entrenching tool and Krieg soldier ready for duty. No provisions were given to me, but i trust the departmento munitorium would provide any tools I needed to complete the mission. For the Emperor!

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>>54102434
1st Lieutenant Wyvern, reporting for duty, Sir! You can feel free to take a look at my gear, but you'll be unlikely to find anything, as I'm far to bust with paper work, and "other" preperations.

>>54102447
>He would keep a cautious eye upon the Corporal.

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>>54102500
*want some booze rawr?*

G'day boss fella here is my kit
- One Owen Pattern Autogun
- Two boxes of ammunition
- Four days' concentrated emergency rations
- One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine,
vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
- One miniature Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer and Prayer Book
- One hundred Thrones
- One hundred Thrones in gold
- Nine packs of chewing gum
- One issue of prophylactics
- One spare Uniform

>>54102434
Well, couldn't have been me. I always return the bottles...

>>54102536
>>54102434
*seems incredibly suspicious that he has that much expensive stuff for a private rawr*
*shake him down commissar rawr*

>>54102575
Its all legitimate earnings see my pay book

>>54102482
Ah, yes. Another Krieg infantrymen... I'm curious as to why we keep getting shipped, so many of you...

But enough of my curiosity! You are indeed correct! Provisions shall be distributed too you, as soon as possible!

>>54102447
The Tech-priest? I somehow doubt that...

But never the less, I'll be sure too check his kit out as well..

>>54102500
Ah, very good, Lieutenant. As always, your kit is in remarkable condition! All that aside however! I have some very good news for you!

As Captain Mur is now officially listed as KIA. I'm afraid it's led to us needing a new Commander for the third Company. As such, you have been picked to lead them!

From here on out, you are being issued a field promotion to Captain. In the meantime, I'll be finding your replacement.

reporting sir
>wheezing noise
sorry about that sir, getting used to these new metal organs, ever since i got a bolt round to my chest

presenting my gear sir
one twin plasma cannon
one set of carapace body armor from cadia
one carapace helmet from krieg
a pair of worn boots from tanith
a laspistol, standard issue
a uniform, was once standard issue but covered in stitches
spare parts of every type for plasma weapons
two stimulant injectors
some strange black pistol of unknown origin
gourmet ration packs, property of [name scratched off]

>>54102596
>He would offer a salute to The Commissar.

Thank you, Commissar! I will let neither you, nor the Regiment down!

>>54102612
*what is Cadia rawr?*

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>54102434
Vindicare assassin sets his sights on Corporal Hamounds >>54102624

Rolling to hit on a 3+

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Good news Lord Commissar! I managed to retrieve some slightly used gear from the front.

>>54102653
Vindicare assassin fumbles his shot and leaves his position

>>54102653
>>54102434
*commisar rawr!*
*that vindicate is trying to kill you rawr!*
*look how close that bullet went to you rawr!*

>>54102536
>He would take a good look at the Private's Kit. Checking for anything out of the ordinary.

...Very giid, Private! But I suggest that you squabble away that bar of gold. There is a thief on the loose, after all!

>>54102544
Present Kit, for inspection, Astropath! Or suffer my wrath!

>>54102612
>He would begin inspecting the man's equipment at this point. Checking for anything out of the ordinary.
>When he was satisfied with his findings. He would forcefully open up the man's mouth, and would take a wiff of his breath.
>Other than his eye twitching at the smell, he would do nothing else.

...Very good trooper! But I would suggest brushing your teeth more often!
After all. A hygienic mouth, is a faithful mouth!

>He would then hand the man a rank chevron.

I'm also promoting you to the rank of Lance Corporal, for your meritous service to the Emperor, as well as putting you in for a commendation, for your selfless actions during our battle with Chaos.

>>54102659
*excellent rawr*
*that body shall provide us with a wonderful meal rawr!*

>>54102674
Right you are Commissar

>>54102653
Would you knock that off, Assassin! He's one of ours!

This is going in my report! Now state your name!

>>54102659
Very good, trooper Caliban! Make sure too wash your hands afterwards! No need to spread is rot throughout the regiment!

>>54102670
It is fine, Corporal!

>>54102659
Holy Terra. I wasn't aware that the Front was so close.

Then again, it's likely been creeping closer to us over the past week....

Presenting my kit to you Sir
-1 lasgun
-1 box of ammunition
-1 combat knife
-3 pairs of black underwear
-2 pairs of red underwear adorned with a loveheart on the crotch, words on back read "will bang for eldar poonan"
-full guardsman uniform
-1 bottle of lube

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>>54102434
SCREEEECH

>>54102733
Hmmmmm something seems fishy about this fella but I can't put my finger on it

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>>54102714
Don't worry sir, our opportunity for a death worthy of the Emperor draws near.

>>54102674
thank you for the promotion sir
somehow i managed to skip out every rank of private

>checks his gear
no wonder my breath smells bad, i forgot toothpaste

>runs off to the back line
i better borrow some from the next regiment over

>>54102741
SCREEECH
>Runs to the tent because he forgot his kit

>>54102728
>The Commissar would begin to inspect the man's gear. Looking for any sign of his missing Amasec bottles.
>Upon seeing the underwear labeled "will bang for Eldar Poonan", his one good eye would twitch with disgust.
>He would hand them back to him, after using a marker to cross out "Eldar" and replace it with "Soroitas".
>From there, he would begin patting down the man, before bidding his head, and moving on to the next soldier in line.

>>54102733
Yes, yes. Loud Feral world noises. Present your equipment, possible THIEF!

>>54102748
>>54102434
*commisar rawr*
*he is trying to desert rawr'
*blam him rawr*

Hey Sarn't, I just sold my kit to buy a wedding ring for that pleasire girl I fell in live with last night. What do I do?

>>54102674
Very well.
>one (1) Flintlock pistol
>one (1) pouch of gunpowder
>one (1) pouch of lead bullets
>one (1) pouch of iron bullets
>one (1) silver bullet
>one (1) pack of Nutri-Slurry (with plenty of supplementary iron, also used for flavoring)
>one (1) set of old robes
>one (1) reinforced copper mask (nailed to the skull)
>thirty-eight (38) trinkets and baubles of varying materials, questionable origin and potentially (Inquisitorial confirmation pending) heretical iconography
>one (1) pair of tattered sandals

>>54102769
SCREEECH
>Brings a lasgun, a jagged metal piece that was once a knife, a power cell and an imperial calendar

>>54102744
I'm not worried about my death, Private. I'm more worried about when the enemy are going to show up. I hear from the front, that we're facing Necrons... But nobody seems to know when I ask them.

>the young pyker wandeers out of his tent


"huh what happened? wheres the nice tech preist lady?"

>>54102782
oh hello astropath

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>>54102797
The less you know, the better.

>>54102772
i am not deserting, i am merely going to borrow some supplies from the next regiment

heck, do you want anything while im there?
ill pick you up a cup of sugar if you want

>>54102782
>The Commander of the "Unknown Regiment", would closely inspect each of the Astropath's items. Checking to see if any of them are his bottles of missing Amasec.
>When he was satisfied that none of them were his bottles. He would nod his head, before handing him a new pair of sandles, along with a bar of soap.

Clean off your feet, and put on these new sandles! I can smell your feet, from three Ogyrns down the line!

>>54102797
>>54102831
I wouldn't worry about it

>>54102844
*yes please actually, and also some spices rawr*

>>54102814
Psyker! Present arms and equipment for a Field Kit Inspection! I want to know who stole my bottles of Amasec!

And so help me, Emperor! If you did it, i'll put you down for your own good!

>>54102814
Hello, Psyker.
>>54102848
I could have sworn i rubbed them until the smell of fungi was gone...

>>54102864
Like I said, Private. I'm not worried about dying. I'm a Praetorian after all. I believe whole heartedly in the light of the Emperor.

What in worried about, us if we'll have enough time, to get to our stations, should the Necrons show up.

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>>54102848

Excuse me, has anyone seen my Raider? I became too intoxicated last night on my slurry of super-coke, Hypex, Adrenalight, Splintermind, this bottle of Amesec I found and valkyrie fuel and seemed to have misplaced my transport. I really am in a rush, I have a super orgy to attend shortly.

>>54102931
Nice hair.

>>54102931
SCREEECH
>Points at a black, burning raider which crashed on the ground

>>54102931
>The Commissar would turn his head immediately, towards the sound of the word "Amasec". A Khorne like look of rage upon his scarred face.

TROOPER! WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS BOTTLE OF AMASEC?

>>54102931
*you stole my amasec! Rawr!*

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>>54102906
sir I think that's a bit of an abuse of power utilising guidelines ment to stop demonic incu-

>he stops when he realises its the commisars job to execute people.

RIGHT SIR

>>54102913
good mor-

>>54102931
AAGGGGHHHHH XENO KILL IT

>he hurls a icy bolt of doom at the xenos

>>54102931
hey cunt that's my Valkyrie fuel i need it for.... reasons (sniff)

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>54102972
[forgot the fucking roll]

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>walks in with a large satchel, it has regimental numbers scratched off

>>54102921
did you say necron, this handbook some guy in the other regiment left me some kind of book about them

>>54102867
let me see what i got you

>>54102972
woah, i leave for one second and the spooks start flinging warpcraft

Fuckin hell!
That potty break took way more time than it should.
Trooper Rex reporting for duty.

>>54102991
Trooper! Present arms and equipment for a Field Kit Inspection, this instant!

We have an Amasec thief in the loose, and I plan to catch him!

>>54102984
>in his fear the pyker misses by several feet and runs behind the commissar

KILL IT KILL IT, KILL THE SCARY XENO

[its like peaples fear of spiders, you know you can kill it but its just too scary]

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>>54103005
Aye aye sir!
Pray tell sir how many was stolen?

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>>54102434
Scout Marine, Nathaniel Avalon, if the Broken Shields Chapter, Third company. Reporting for duty, Commissar.

>>54102867
sorry, all i could find you was some raw meat

>>54103005
*or her rawr*
*i once saw rias drinking amasec 9 months ago rawr*

>>54103017
What in the Emperor's name, are you so scared of!? It's merely one of our troopers!

>He would slap the psyker across the face, with his mechanical hand.

Get ahold of yourself, or I'll put you down for cowardice!

>>54102951
Ah, thanks strange human! Just need to retrieve a few things...could you point me to the nearest landing pad? I need to see a human about a ride.

>>54102961
Hah! I don't remember what day it is let alone where I found this cheap swill. Don't worry though, I have something much better for you angry human.

>hands over a vial of slightly glowing green liquid

Best cure in the world.

>>54102972
I am no Xeno! Merely an abhuman! Nothing to worry about fellow human!

>>54103025
That's a damn lie, and you know it!

Our regiment has only been around for five and a half months! But any TRUE member of the regiment would know that!

Besides. She's been far too busy recently, to have done such a thing!

>>54103049
those guys in the other regiment looked really big, and had some really nice toys they even had this

>pulls out a huge metal disk with the words "warp grenade: keep out of reach of children or ogryns" printed on the side

>>54103049
>rubbing my cheek I look at the xeno with undisguised fear

>>54103060
that's a good xeno, you stay there and away from me. whos a good emperor damned xeno you are yes, you are.

>he edges closer to the space marine and away from the knife ear

>>54103060
SCREEECH
>Pulls out a tattered map of the region
>Gives it to Araayn

>>54103074
*well excuse me, I was not using standard Terran months rawr* *if you would just do the conversion to warpish months you would see that rias will drink amasec in 6 days is what I meant rawr*

>>54103060
You will NOT be going anywhere, until I find out who stole my three bottles of Amasec! Do I make myself clear, trooper!?

>>54103075
Well, whatever it is that they willing gave you. Make sure it works before hand!

>>54103024
*thats fine but expect meaty stew for dinner for the next 9 weeks rawr*

>>54103093
That makes about just as much sense, as us having not purged you yet, "Corporal"!

Besides, this was far too recent, for her to have done such a thing, going by your strange timeline, anyways!

So how dare you talk about my Fianc-... About the good Sergeant, that way!

>>54103075
*yeah rawr*
*make sure it works rawr*
*pull the pin rawr*

>>54103141
*you meatbags confuse me rawr*
*i swear she had a thing with the commissar rawr*
*or is the cuckoldry thing your fetish rawr?*

>>54103141
>the pyker looks at the captain for a second as it breaks eye contact with the knife ear

"captain why has your anger, indignity and embarrassment flared up? and what were you going to say?"

>>54103158
corpral behave yourself or I swear to the throne I will burn you

>>54102733
Hey!

Only one helmet per trooper.

>>54103005
Presenting sir!
>1 Mars pattern Meltagun
>1 laspistol
>2 battery packs
>2 frag grenades
>1 standard reg. gas mas
>1 set of flak armor I am currently wearing, sir!
>2 sets of fatigues and underwear, 1 being currenly on my person, sir!
> 2 pairs of boots, 1 of which seems to have been filled with water
> 1 combat knife
> 10 "the commissar wants you!" Recruitment posters

>>54103171
YOU, will do no such thing psyker.
Unless you seek only a quick death, that is.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>54103158
She never had a 'thing' going with the Commissar!

And how in the HELL, do you know what cuckoldry is!?

>>54103171
>His face would go slightly red at the Psyker's words.

N-nothing! I merely misspoke is all!

>Rolling for a bluff. Feel free to roll against it.

>>54103183
SCREEECH
>Show an Munitorium paper allowing me to have two helmets, it is written in bad grammer and crayons were used in it's making

>>54103183
really?
i won 2 flak helmets in a game of cards, and another in the toilet

this carapace helmet was a gift from a friend who died of dysentery

>>54103189
>The Commissar would glance over her equipment. Making sure that nothing in it, looked like a full or empty, bottle of Amasec.

Hmm...

>He would take a look at the posters, and would nod his head in approval at them, before handing them back.

Very good, trooper! I especially like the recruitment posters you have!

(Captcha, a bi-plane isn't a fucking helicopter!)

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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>54103204
WELL FUCK YOU, I LIKE THE CAPTAIN AND ITS HERESY TO HARM A SUPERIOR OFFICER SO THE CORPRAL WOULD BE A HERETIC AND THUS EXECUTED.

MINUTORUM RULES AND REGULATIONS BITCH

>>54103219
I will

[wondering bonuses for reading your mind?]

>>54103219
*yeah they did, the hell do you think happened on that space hulk rawr?*
*cpr does not require a person to remove their own clothes rawr*
*also I am a guardsman who is well versed in the street lingo, being the true human that I am rawr*

>>54103257
*holy shit rawr*
*dont interrogate him that hard rawr*
*i don't need to hear his life story rawr*

>>54103221
>inspects paper
Checks out. Did they run out of ink the minitorum or something?

>>54103237
Unofficially acquired gear does not count as extra requisition.

>>54103257
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


>the pyker looks at the captain.

I may be young but I'm not stupid. wait your getting married? why would you get married isn't tha-

>he shuts up as the thought sinks in

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>54103257
Calm down there, look into my eyes.
*mass hypnosis, roll higher to resist*

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>54103295
don't you dare try that you...

>>54103255
Thanks sir! May I say that these poster make you look strikingly similiar to commissar Cain?
>the trooper fishes a lho from her pockets and light it up by pressing it against the , apparently still hot, barrel of her meltagun
>>54103258
So this rawr thing is an...accent?
...Catachan?

>>54103257
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!! YOU WORSHIPPER OF CRITICUS!

>Scenes of what can only be assumed to be, the newly minted Captain, and the Sergeant Greymane, going on "dates" flashes through the Psyker's mind, along side memories of Rias turning into a saint, a daemon of slanessh, a daemon of tzeench, a daemon of Khorne, and a Daemon of Nurgle.
>Other memories also float by as well. One of which appears to be him proposing to her.
>The moment his probing of Matthias' mind would stop, is the moment Matthias has dragged away the pysker to a nearby tent, and his is holding him up by his neck.

WHAT DID YOU SEE, PSYKER!?

>>54103316
Now now, just sleep.
That's better, stay like that

>>54103318
*picked it up on tyran rawr*
*if I don't do it my voice sounds earshatteringly painful rawr*

>>54103343
I...is having four arms regimental standard?

>>54102434
Just out of interest, how much would a BL 'Property of Tanith 1st' box complete and with other BL Tanith merchandise such as wristwatch, extra T-shirts go for these days?

>>54103323
>the pykers usual fear evaporates and he has the biggest shit eating grin in the world.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh oh HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>he stops clutching his side

oh she got you good, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


I follow the true dice gods, not your bastadised version

>he struggles to remain conscious as he continues to laugh

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>54103334
"XENOS IN THE CAMP!"

In one swift motion Pvt Kraigen raises his lasgun and fires at the genestealer patriarch

>>54103351
*yes rawr*
*report to Magos gelt for extra limb surgery rawr*

Rolled 66, 75 + 2 = 143 (2d100 + 2)

>>54103359
did you say primarch
>fires his twin plasma cannon at the general direction of where the other was aiming
>the plasma fires out with extra punch as it enters supercharge mode

>>54103318
>The Commissar would nod his head at her remark. A small, almost unnoticeable smile upon his face.

You may trooper. Just don't expect you saying such flattery to put you on my good side...

Although it surely does help!

>>54103373
...now you know, if I had 4 arms, I could fire two meltas at once. Or a melta and a plasma gun...
> the trooper sighs, gazing longingly at her meltagun
Imagine that.

Rolled 30, 29 = 59 (2d100)

>>54103359
>>54103384
You all need a timeout.
*mass hypnosis, roll higher to resist*
*roll seperately*

>>54103354
>His grip around the Psyker's neck would further tighten. A furious look on his face, at the other man's invasion of his mind.

Tell me what you saw. Or I will BREAK your NECK, like a damn TWIG!

>You get the feeling, that the Praetorian officer is serious here...

>>54103414
>eventualy he stops laughing and looks the captain dead in the eye

I saw LOTS of things captain, LOTS. *giggling* why did she constantly change form? hahahahaha. oh but anywho what do you want me to do about it?

Rolled 5, 4 = 9 (2d6)

>>54103384
>hopes his gun doesnt get hot

>>54103395
*as I said rawr*
*report to Gelt for additional limp surgery rawr*
*this is compulsory rawr*

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>54103413
Rolling to resist

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>54103413
he is using some kind of brain wave

>>54103388
Thanks sir! I was told I excel at two things only, sir! Flattery and blowing up tanks!
>>54103436
I...will definitely give it a try later.
> the trooper scratches her head, somehing resembling a thoughtful look crossing her face

>>54103388
>she yawns and sits up, nestled underneath the armored plates of the knight after spending the whole night fixing and repainting it to her forges colors
Where is everyone.

>>54103466
you know what it isnt any of my business
>walks away

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>54103456
Kraigen resists the Patriarchs attempts of control and instead moves to a spot behind cover; dropping to one knee and carefully drawing a bead on the Patriarch. Exhaling slowly he gently squeezes the trigger and takes another shot at the genestealer.


Firing lasgun again at the Patriarch

>>54103466
*you begin to feel very tired and close your eyes*

>>54103480
Now this is just getting depressing.
Did you ever learn to shoot?

>>54103483
oh man, i feel crazy tired
>begins walking to the bunk rooms
>powers down his twin plasma cannon

>>54103474
>calls on a vox
SCREEEECH
SCREEECH?

>>54103474
Waiting assignement, magos. Lho?
Say, I have been told by captain Hamondous that it is compulsory to get a secondary pair of arms. Are you doing that kind of surgery?

>>54103425
>He would tighten his grip upon the man's neck. His airways slowly becoming blocked.

You'll say NOTHING about her being, a living Saint! Or that's she's a warp entity! Do you understand me?

I truely love her... And if any harm should ever come upon her. I'll end you first... Not like anyone would believe you, over me anyways.

>The Praetorian Commander, would drop the man to his feet.

She is loyal to the Emperor, unlike most people around here.

>>54103506
>gasping for breath, he cackles still

why would I tell anyone? I like her just as I like you sir. with you two I'm less likely to be killed.

but I'm going to get rid of some of my memories, you two did some weird shit

>>54103506
Uh?! W-what? I am loyal, I can explain! Honestly i had no idea that girl was a cultist...
Although, the horns were a dead giveaway in hindsight...

>>54103471
Well, both of those are damned good talents to have in the guard, Trooper!

>>54103474
It's a Field Kit Inspection, Magos!

But more specifically. I'm attempting to discover whom the foul criminal is, that stole my precious Amasec!

>>54103502
I could if I needed to but... wait only Skittari get second arms...
>she drops out of the knight.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>54103535
>the pyker places a hand on the trooper,
its fine forget

>he then gets up and salutes the captain.

your secret is safe sir, I will make sure of it

rolling for mental block

>>54103501
Thank you Pawn.

>>54103546
Are you sure you didn't drink it last night? My sensors picked up loud off key singing from your room.

>>54103535
i met a girl with horns once
they turned out to be a pair of headbands

>>54103559
singing? i thought there was a dying animal

>>54103558
Jesus Christ can you give me lessons?
Your technique is astounding!

>>54103523
>Matthias' eye would twitch at this.

You will forget EVERYTHING, me and her did!

>With that said. He would straighten out his uniform, before leaving the tent, and heading back to the Inspection area.

>>54103558
>no one in the camp even remembers that the captain and the gunnery sarget were anything other than good team mates. barring themselves and laim.

[okay fuck it, liam has just gone up a pyker rating, fuck you all and thank the dice gods]

>>54103547
Well, there goes that dual wielding flamers dream of mine.
>she looks at her remarkably well mantained meltagun and sighs
Sorry pal, we were not meant for greater things.
>>54103566
Well you got lucky, I had to blow her head off. And then I had to burn my clothes just to make sure.
>>54103558
U-uh...sure...

>>54103598
Well... I could just give you flamer arms on your back... I'll just need the stuff to do it.
>she yawns lightly
...and coffee...

>>54103621
>The diminutive Magos, would feel something heavy upon her robed head for a moment, before begining to rub and pet her.
>It would appear that Nathaniel is once again rubbing her head.
Morning Magos. I assume your sleep went well?

>>54103546
Honestly, sir, I just love to see tanks go down in flames, it is oddly therapeutic...
>>54103621
Coming right up.
>the trooper grabs her meltagun and with a light pressure starts up a small fire, and then props a recaff moka pot over it

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>Meanwhile Pawn is in the mess hall making todays breakfast and coffee alongside tea for the regiment, because today he's at a cooking duty
[rolling for quality of food]

>>54103647
>Something would smell rather off, to Matthias' nose. Like burning hair, and garbage.

Ugh... What in the Emperor's name is that God awful smell? It smells worse, than most of the food normally served to the grunts...

>>54103647
*PAWN WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT GOING INTO THE KITCHENS!*
*RAWR!*
*the swarmlord quickly moves in front of a large pile of guardsman corpses labelled, "Billy's snack bar".

>>54103647
Well... it tastes like nothing, which is an improvement.

>>54103647
>looks at the vaguely food looking matter in front of him
Are we using recycled nutri packs again?

>>54103559
I did not such thing! I was waiting for our inevitable victory parade, before opening up any of those bottles of Amasec!

You were probably hearing something from Captain Wyvern's tent!

>>54103709
*DO NOT INSULT YOUR REGULAR BREAKFASTS RAWR*
*I PUT EXTRA EFFORT INTO PREPARING MEALS RAWR*

>>54103647
i think i will stick to these field rations
they're gourmet, from some culinary world

i had to trade my friends augmetic arm for these, so they must be good

>>54103696
SCREEECH
>Points at what maybe is grox meat

>>54103713
>The Officer would chuckle at the sight of the poor quality food.

See? This is the privilege that comes with bring an Officer. I don't have to eat the poor quality meals that you poor Blokes are eating.

>>54103714
Well... it is true that the captain asked me to get rid of a lot of trash this morning. Mostly glass shards.

>>54103713
SCREEECH
>Show a crate upon which word "Meat" is written
>Points at some nutri bars
>Ponts at some vegetables

>>54103737
The hell did you just say, Trooper!? I don't drink! Atleast.. not very much, or very often...

The point is though, I never would have taken the Commissar's Amasec! Such things are beneath a Praetorian Officer!

>>54103644
*she growls lightly without her recaf


>>54103645
Thank you...
>she sits down, rubbing her eyes

>>54103754
Ia m sorry captain, sir, but I cannot live with this weight over my coscience! Ah, now I realize I assisted in covering an heinous crime! Ship me to a penal legion, alas!

>>54103790
>He would continue to playfully pat her head.

I see you awoke on the wrong side of the Strike Crusier

>present his pulse rifle

For the Tau'va and the Emperor !

>>54103647
bah! you can find better bush tucker in the bad parts of the Barcoo

>>54103791
>Matthias would narrow his eyes at the trooper before him. Completely unsure of what the hell she was talking about...

Trooper.... I think the sun is getting to you...

>>54103790
>the recaff itself isn't bad, at least for being cooked with an anti-armor piece of weaponry. Hoewever, it has a faint, unsettling burnt smell that somehow evokes scenes of people burning alive inside of their tanks.

>>54103814
>she gently leans into it, growling occasionally
Can you get me... component boxes #23387.65A?

>>54103814
>the pyker appears beside the scout

I suggest you stop that before she bites you.

>>54103859
good morning tech preist

>he inclines his head watching the strange act.

what are you two doing?

>>54103851
...well if that wasn't the Commissar's amasec bottle, what was with all those glass shards in the dumpster this morning, then?
Nevermind that I dealt with them the usual way. Completely slagged.

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>>54103888
*psst, want some booze rawr?*

So we got a case of stolen alcoholic liquid ?
Do we have suspect yet ?

>>54103888
It was a gift I had gotten for someone. A glass figurine sadly... It ended up dropping off my field desk, and shattered.

>>54103926
-no thanks, alcohol is too flammable to drink for my tastes.

>>54103749
Good to know were using our supplies to its fullest extent. You don't have to show me the content of meat crate.

>>54103735
This is the only food in the regiment captain.
Welcome to the Guard!

>>54103943
>the pyker looks for the commissar

sir I could try and probe others minds to find it, would that help

>>54104002
>Matthias would laugh at the man's words.

That's unfortunately where you're wrong, trooper! You obviously haven't seen the Officer's mess, aboard the ship. Best food you'll taste while in the guard.

>>54103853
>she sips it slowly
Mmmmmm... I love that taste...

>>54103880
Hello Liam... drinking recaf

>>54103859
I suppose I could, Magos. Where would I be liable to find this box?

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>54104002
SCREEECH
>Makes recaff
[roll for quality]

>>54104037
it looked like the demi-human was petting you

but anywho how are you? you were distraught last time we spoke

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>54104029
*oh really rawr?*
*is that so rawr?*
*why don't you try my special reclaimed "beef" recipie rawr!*

>>54103926
And where exactly did YOU get all this booze, Corporal? Hmm?

>His hand is on his bolt pistol.

>>54104004
My mind contain precious information about the enclave and I can't afford to give them to Gue'la

>>54104066
>his face losses its color

A XENOS? AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>he trys to hide behind the tech priest

>>54104037
Really? People here don't seem to appreciate it that much. They got no taste if you ask me...

(before I forget. For those who wish too. Field kit inspection also has a discord, incase any of you wishes to talk to each other in between threads.
https://discord.gg/4vCMX
And we also have a 1d4chan page, where you can get a look at all our archived threads, and some of the longer staying characters. https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Field_Kit_Inspection

>>54104083
The blue skin gave it away right ?
Do not worry I am here in peace and seek only the death of your enemy

>>54104046
In storage.

>>54104055
Well I settled everything. Theread was a better solution.

>>54104107
I agree. Once he gets that box I can get you the arms installed.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>54104065
*Magos Gelts room rawr?*
*50+ to convince*

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>54104136
>he chitters in fear, throwing ineffectual sparks of fire at the xenos feet

x-xx-x-x-x-x-x-xenos.

[he is a xenophobic to the literal extreme]

[rolling for next action]

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>54104145
like hell you'd ever get a +50 for anything

>The Commissar, having finally realized whom stole all his Amasec. Would pull his pistol from his holster, and would proceed to execute the foul criminal trooper, on the spot.
>Rolling for how gore filled the kill is.

>>54104142
Yeah no... no haste though. I still goota understand if it is actual regimntal standard issue or if the corporal was pulling a fast one on me.
>she sits down with a long sigh
Honestly, I just wanted to burn down armored vehicles. The occasional big xenos. Instead-
>>54104158
Ohi, don't come mear!You'll step on the fire if you keep like that!

>>54104158
Can someone competent calm this gue'vesa ?

>>54104172
no I needed to roll higher than a 50

>>54104172
*sir that is a bolt pistol rawr*
*like really rawr?*

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>>54104158
>with a rather embaresing squeal he runs away from the xenos yelling at the top of his lungs

GO AWAY, GO AWAY THIS IS NOT HAPPENING GO AWAY XENO AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

>he jumps in the commisars tent and hides under the bed, he then looks at his favourite calming method. [pic related]

[well that was embarrassing]

>>54104172
>After executing the Criminal, in a standard fashion. The Commissar would look upon the rest of the men.

Alright lads! We've found the foul culprit, and he has been punished for his actions!

In an unrelated matter, there is now an opening for someone looking to become a Corporal!

>>54104222
*having been mildly annoyed by a bolt to the face and confused by the commissars apparent blindness, Hamounds would return to the kitchens utterly bewildered*

>>54104210
(Fine! Have it your way.)
>He would shove a metla bomb, into the mouth of the abhuman thief. Where it would explode into a shower of visera and gore, a moment later. Killing the criminal.

>After making breakfast Pawn rings the bell
SCREEEECH

>>54104214
Where are you ?
Look I don't want to harm you, i even got a present for you!

>>54104257
>the trooper blushes heavily witnessing such fiery horror
I-I think I just wetted myself.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>54104280
>peeking out from the commisars tent, I look at the xenos with paranoid fear.

alien is bad you are alien thus you are bad.

>he mutters under his breath and.....

>>54104312
>....he manifests a shimmeruing blue shield around the tent, seemingly intent on staying in their away from the alien

NO ONE WILL GET ME NEAR THE XENO

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>>54104297
>Matthias would raise a questioning brow at her remark.
>Sure enough, there would be a small wet patch on her pants...

I... I'm not going to say a word about this...

(I can only imagine that this is what her face looks like at this very moment.)

>>54104297
all in a day's work
>begins sweeping the bloody gibs for recycling
waste not want not

>>54104343
I'm calling knochenmus

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>>54104257
Master no! I will have vengeance for this you criminal!
Associates!
CHARGE!
*a huge genestealer cult erupts from the kitchen cellar, dragging the wounded body of the swarmlord down and attacking all around them

>>54104297
>He would cast his gaze upon the melta gun carrying weapon specialist. A rather angry look upon his face.

Private Rook! FRONT AND CENTER THIS INSTANT!

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>54104402
SCREEECH
>Fights off genestealers

>>54104402
(There shouldn't be a body left! Let alone a wounded one! I blew his head, and majority of his torso off, with a Meltabomb!)

>>54104359
c-commissar senpai is so cool...
>>54104360
Are you not going to put that in the kitchen's supply, ri-
>>54104423
>the trooper stands up instantly with her weapon in hand and obeys without a word

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>54104402
>the pyker sees this and he stops thinking clearly

you come into our camp.....
you go near our food..........
you attack our soldiers.......
and you consort with fucking xeno.......

>the pyker drops his shield and walks forwards

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>54104402
oh no, the rabble wants to steal our rations
they must really be desperate
>primes his warp grenade and throws it
chew on this, you ingrates

>>54104446

> underestimating a guardsman's skill at "recycling" this hard.

>>54104451
>ducks for cover
thats no good

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>54104451
FUCK I DONT WANT THIS

>the pyker shimmers and contorts a ghastly wail ripping from his mouth

[what god will posses him?]

1khorne
2nurglle
3tzeech

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>54104429
>After killing a lone genestealer Pawn charges at the rest

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>54104491
>his limbs grow longer and fade to a dull red of bronze. his face contorting in foul mockery of life as horns and teeth rip through the maw.

the beast stands and...

>>54104446
did you forget that hamounds was not a guardsman but actually the swarmlord himself?

Rolled 67, 48 + 2 = 117 (2d100 + 2)

>>54104521
I should not have thrown my warp bomb so soon
shoot the big one!
>fires both barrels of his twin plasma cannon supercharged

Rolled 10, 8 = 18 (2d20)

>>54104521
roars to the sky severing the pycic communication of the brood


FOR MY LORD YOU SHALL BE SMOTE

>the possessed pyker runs at the foul mockeries of human life

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>>54104448
>>54104468
>He would hand the trooper a rank Chevron.

As the Regiment is in need of a new Corporal. I hereby grant you a field promotion to Corporal!

Tfw The Commissar causes the Fem weapon specialist to soak her panties with her own "plasma" in the middle of an inspection.

Rolled 29, 85, 91, 45, 54, 20, 83, 61, 97, 23, 83, 7, 49, 13, 37, 52 = 829 (16d100)

>>54104423
Charge my brethren!
DESTROY AND UTTERLY REND THE COMMISAR TO DEATH!

Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d6)

>>54104549
I hope ny gun doesn't explode

>cutting several of the lesser beings down the brood master himself doges my blow

>>54104549
SCRR SCREEEECH
>Pawn runs towards the Magos
>>54104142
SCREEEEEECH
>Points at a swarm of genestealers

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>54104561
*i cast mind control*
Listen, HEED MY DOMINION
*roll higher to resist*

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>54104564
I- Sir! It is an honor sir! I'm not having wild fantasies right now sir!
>>54104521
>the trooper grabs the chevron and turns to the psyker, rising her meltagun and firing
Well, it's time to actually earn this...

>>54104176
Well once you're ready just find me. I'll get it done quickly.
>she finishes her recaf

>>54104577
ok, first of all. It's d20's for attacks. And second of all. you don't fucking get 16 attacks! Not unless you have a literal army behind you. And don't fucking say you have one in a makeshift kitchen cellar.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>54104604
Look into my eyes, gaze upon all I can offer you.
Your will is WEAK.
*roll higher to resist*

Rolled 7, 7, 15, 14 = 43 (4d20)

>>54104601
[he is immune to pyker abilitys, that's khorne for you]

>seeing the humans are interfering with his work the beast turns and trys to hit them all

first for assoicets
second for the patriacrch
third for ironwall
forth for rook

>>54104611
>runs to the Magos
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
>Points at a swarm of genestealers and a khornate daemon
SCREEEEECH

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>54104577
>The Commissar would begin to swing his Thunderhammer into the oncoming genestealer cultists.

FOUL TRAITORS! YOU MUST ALSO BE BEHIND THE THEFT OF MY AMASEC!

I'LL SHOW YOU NOT TO STEAL FROM ME AGAIN!

>>54104047
Ohh nice!
This doesn't taste like diluted rust scrapings.

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>54104638
>the rending claws tear into his carapace
>the blow knocks him down
in hit

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>54104638
Nice- he's no tank, but will do. Stand still...

Rolled 18, 4, 14, 18, 16, 1, 16, 5, 11, 7, 1, 14, 7, 14, 20, 4 = 170 (16d20)

>>54104625
I already said there was an army, what do you think is going on right now? Just me attacking you? And you can't complain at all about fairness realism or balance.

>>54104638
>again the patriarch and his acomplaces dodge my strikes with only a single accomplice falling wounded.

>but the guardsmen iron wall is punched into the air and the fire maiden is sent to the ground by a stray shot that missed the patriacrch

>>54104671
scowling as he falls, he trys to rise again before bing shot back


CURSE YOU MORTALS

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>54104629
Ohw come on it's rude to assume like that-

>>54104684
[you have 11 attacks now, 5 fell to me]

Rolled 7, 17 = 24 (2d20)

>>54104671
>his armor is mangled, but takes the hit
argh, this armor worked for once
>lays still to try and not look like a threat to the demon
better focus on other things for now

fires a round of supercharged plasma at the genestealers

>>54104715
you rolled a 7 out of 20, therefore missing

Rolled 16, 11, 20, 9, 2, 16, 16, 7 = 97 (8d20)

>>54104651
...it's far too early...
>she taps the knight before it turns to the genestealers, firing a barrage from both gating cannons

Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d6)

>>54104726
>examines the violent hissing on his gun
this looks bad

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>54104684
>Spawn atacks three genestealers
SCREEECH
how many of the buggers do you have?

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>54104684
>Matthias would let out a sigh, at the sudden attack, from beneath their own lines.

Getting real tired of this shit...

>He would get to cover, before taking pot shots at the cultists

>>54104701
Muhahaha
Come now, into this dark and dreary cellar with me.

Rolled 8, 2 = 10 (2d20)

>>54104768
>After eating one he turns of the other two

>>54104768
[above ground? I'd say about 16 stealers]

Rolled 13, 20 = 33 (2d20)

>>54104732
Before hand here>>54104561

For the genestalers and rook

Rolled 16, 2, 20, 15, 1, 8 = 62 (6d20)

>>54104792
Stop that pawn!
[attacks]

Rolled 1, 15 = 16 (2d20)

>>54104747
It's never a bad time, to fight against the enemies of Man!

>>54104684

Although, I really wish I had Terminator armour right now...
>The scout would quickly hide amongst some crates, before opening fire The the patriarch with his bolt gun.

>>54104794
[designation astral? Who are you and what's with the name?]

Rolled 7, 6, 10, 13 = 36 (4d20)

>>54104771
not so fast, bugger

>fires his twin plasma cannon twice, sending 4 burning hot streaks of supercharged plasma

only an officer may lay hands on a female guardsmen

Someone give me context on what has happened in the thread so far so I can join in

Rolled 5, 16, 15, 17, 2 = 55 (5d20)

>>54104827
Ouch, that hurt. Well you die first I guess then.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>54104816
>Heavily wounded Pawn tries to retreat
SCREEECH
>Flips a bird
[Roll for escape]

Rolled 1, 5, 3, 1 = 10 (4d6)

>>54104836
>gun is red hot
thats no good

>>54104771
>she lowers her gun
B-but... it's dark and full of bad recaff...

>>54104841
forgot el name

>>54104841
[someone stole the Commissar's Amasec collection. Commissar discovered whom did it. Executed him. Suddenly genestealer cultists show up out of nowhere because anger.

>>54104794
The weapon rooks used is torn from her grasp and she is flung along with it into the patriarch

>>54104834
The khornate and besides I am hardly laim now, and I have aretarded list of names for demons

>>54104841
16 Genestealers,patriach and a psyker possesed by a daemon of Khorne, that's all you need to know

>>54104841
somebody stole the commissars booze so he shook down everyone to find out, it was the swarmlord so the commisar killed him with no saving throws, the psyker turned into a khornate daemon and a genestealer insurrection has taken place in the kitchens

Rolled 7, 5 = 12 (2d20)

>>54104855
I will cover your escape, oh greasy one
>fires his twin plasma cannon some more to suppress the attackers

>>54104862
Your mind is mine, now get in there and stay there. Like a good girl.

Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d6)

>>54104897
>gun is getting hot
eh, those warnings never were any good

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>54104854
>Nathaniel would take a beating to his armour, and body, from melee weapons, but would attempt to hold his own, as he pulls out his combat knife.

FOR THE EMPEROR!

>>54104897
>>54104855
>Pawn leaves the fighting are and begins to regenerate

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>I'd turn my attention to my comrades fighting the genestealers
Let the Emperors light shine through you!
>I'd cast a psychic power oon them making them stronger, quicker, and more sharp
>This would affect all in our regiment
>50+ to cast

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>54104854
>Matthias would curse his earlier luck at his missed shots, before taking aim at the patriarch once more.
>As he takes careful aim with his hotshot lasgun. He would recite the litany of accuracy, as he pulls the trigger.

Rolled 20, 9, 5, 18 = 52 (4d20)

>>54104922
AH FUCK THAT HURT, AWW SHIT OH FUCK.
THATS IT, YOU FUCK WITH THE TYRANID, YOU GET THE CLAWS!

>>54104917
>the newly-appointed corporal starts stumbling toward the cellar at an unsteady pace

>>54104939
kek

>>54104922
>I'd cast a healing ability on the man to rejuvenate him
>50+ to cast

>>54104935
I feel great
>concetrates a full barrage of his twin plasma cannon at the genestealers
time to sweep the streets
>>54104922
get out of there, your knife is no good

>>54104941
>Despite his best efforts. A lucky blow from a cultist with a large work hammer, would send him flying a way s away.

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>54104955
forgot dice roll

>>54104949
Hurry up, magus Billy will be waiting for you.

Rolled 20, 8, 20, 19 = 67 (4d20)

>>54104960
>sets his twin plasma cannon to full auto
get some

Rolled 13, 15 = 28 (2d20)

>>54104935
>With the psychic empowerment Pawn regenrates in a matter of moments and once again charges two genestealers
SCREEEECH
How big is the damage modifier you give?

Rolled 7 (1d7)

>>54104976
>his gun looks so hot you could fry an egg on it
get some

>>54104935
>does it work on mind control? Asking for a friend.

Rolled 4, 7, 18, 20, 11 = 60 (5d20)

>>54104976
*seeing the heavy losses his neophytes were taking, he orders them to focus fire on the plasma gunner*
FIRE THE AUTOGUNS MEN!

Rolled 1, 13 = 14 (2d20)

>>54104941
>Matthias would once more, curse he Luck at this.
>He would begin pulling away from the fight and towards the armoury tent.
>After a few moments, several grenades would begin firing towards the remaining cultists, from what could only be a grenade launcher.
>Frag greandea from The look of it.
>Wait a second....

>>54105004
No, only those loyal to the Emperor

Rolled 3, 2, 6, 3 = 14 (4d6)

>>54104990
oops wrong dice

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>54105004
[makes more sense if we just roll off again to see if you break free]
[roll to keep control]

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>54105020
but I am loyal, I meant to ask if it can reverse it.
>>54105028
hey, I couldn't pass it up.

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>54105007
>I'd cast smite onto the Patriarch
Smite those who shun the light of the Emperor!
>50+ to cast

>>54105027
>the twin plasma cannon explodes violently
>his arm is mangled by the hot steam
it got hot, I have been disarmed!
>falls face down, and feebly crawls away

>>54105027
d20's

>>54104972
... Well he sounds like a nice fellow, aight...?

>>54105051
I guess so then, yes

Rolled 2, 17, 17 = 36 (3d20)

>>54104988
>Pawn wounds one genestealer and throws the second one at one of his comprades
>First is for the one I didn't throw, second is if I hit with the one I threw and third for damage of the throw

Rolled 11, 5, 2, 13 = 31 (4d20)

>>54105059
Muhahaha, too bad sunshine.
Let's dance. metaphorically
also you should subtract 5 from psychic rolls due to shadow in the warp

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>54105086
>I'd target the spawn directly, buffing him with superhuman strength
>50+ to cast

>>54105065
it was for gets hot, should have clarified

Rolled 18, 8 = 26 (2d20)

>>54105028
The Commissar, battered, beaten, and covered in his and the cultists blood. Would leap at the foul patriarch with his Thunderhammer!

I SHALL LAY YOU LOW, FOUL BEAST! FOR THE EMPEROR~!

>>54105069
Yes yes, *closes and locks door*

>>54105106
I'm a solid 20m away from you

>>54105106
Load Salvo two...
>the knight traverces to bill and let's a Salvo loose, not caring if they hit friendlies.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>54105086
>>54105062
SCREEECH
>Pawn kills the two genestelers he threw and rushes towards Dak, hitting genestealer one last time

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>I'd cast a Mystic shield around myself and allies around me
>50+ to cast

Rolled 13, 1, 19, 10, 2, 19, 10, 5 = 79 (8d20)

>>54105132
>roll on Bill

Rolled 19, 95, 61, 98, 82, 63 = 418 (6d100)

>>54105131
A war of the minds then!
So shall it be blueberry!
*roll higher against each individual attack*

Rolled 3, 2, 1, 4, 2 = 12 (5d6)

>>54105151
*rolling to dodge*

>>54105178
>Seeing I am Mystic shielded, those would be anulled

>>54105208
*taking the brunt of the attack to my shell I jump for cover*
ROCK SAWS! INTO POSITION!

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>54105178
>Matthias would continue to fire grenades at the few remaining cultists.

YOU TRAITORS SHALL FEEL THE EMPEROR'S WRATH THIS DAY! AND YOY SHALL KNOW, THAT IT WAS CAPTAIN WYVERN IF THE THIRD COMPANY WHO KILLED YOU!

>>54105130
didn't you lose the contest again the psyker, he rolled a 96

>Pawn drags away wounded Lance Corporal out of the field
SCREEEECH

>>54105214
[if we want to get pedantic then you failed due to shadow in the warp, so just fight my mind]

>>54105241
ok come on man. Those are knight cannons, and the Commissar has engaged Billy in melee combat man. Font try to dodge this shit. That's no fun for anyone.

>>54105252
we agreed to roll off and you got 4 times less than me.

>>54105241
You're engaged in melee combat with a Commissar. I don't think you are able to cast psychic powers as of now. That and you've taken MANY hits from a fucking knight

>>54105274
fair enough, though I was not aware I was fighting the commisar right now. I have not seen him post for a while actually

>>54105288
I guess. I'm too busy to follow properly.

Rolled 15, 10 = 25 (2d20)

>>54105314
I would suggest scrolling up towards >>54105123

I SHALL MOINT YOUR FOUL HEAD UPON MY WALL, XENO!

>he would swing his Thunderhammer at the foul patriarch, as Cannon shells land all around them.

YOUR DEATH SHALL BE A GLORIOUS ONE, INDEED!

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>54105363
Be strengthened dear Commissar, for the Emperor!
>Rolling to cast superhuman strength onto the Commissar
>50+

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>54105363
*battered and bloodied, the patriarch finally knows fear*
TACTICAL RETREAT! BACK TO THE CELLAR MEN
*rolling to run the fuck away*

>the young fresh faced private would emerge from a small bush before observing, trying to get a grips of what's going on.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>54105408
No!
>Rolling to cast smite onto the Patriarch
>50+

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>Pawn puts Dak on the bunk bed and charges at a line genestealer
SCREEEECH
How many genestealer have left?

Rolled 16, 4 + 1 = 21 (2d20 + 1)

>>54105408
>The Commissar would give several more swings of his Thunderhammer against the foul beast.+ 1 from his retreat

STAY AND FIGHT ME, FOUL XENO! COWARDICE, EVEN FROM THE ENEMY, IS DEMEANING!

>>54105435
Almost ther-
*struck down by a bolt of psychic lightning, the patriarch freezes and then drops to the floor, dead.

>>54105445
*the remaining genestealers flee the scene, some dying on the retreat but roughly half escaping down the cellar*

>>54105451
SCREEEECH
>Takes what was once a knife and begins butchering for rations

>>54105451
Right... well done chaps
>he'd inch closer to the corpse before propping his foot on it in a rather dashing pose.

WHAT THE FRACK IS GOING ON

All glory for the Emperor for today no foul xenos shall break the line!

>>54105506
[Genestealers, oh and our swarmlord comrade is dead]

>>54105475
>Several men, would begin lobbing grenades, and high explosives down the cellar. Collapsing the makeshift room under piles of dirt, and debris.
>In the meantime. Knochenmus, would use a power sword, to cut off the patriarch's head.

>>54105528
NEOPHYTES, DOWN THE TUNNEL.
PRIMUS, SECURE THE SHIP
EVACUATE THE AREA!

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>54105574
>I'd cast a Psychic bomb down the cellar
>Rolling to cast, 50+

>>54105525
this is the third time he has died

>As the battle ende Pawn goes around butcheringfallen genesteales for meat
>Unlike the meat in the mess hall he knows where this meat came from, or that it is meat

>>54105592
It seems...
>Pant
It seems I have had enough for today. Manifesting is getting harder to do

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>54105574
GUARDSMAN! WITH ME!
*roll to retake the corporals mind*