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>playing core only, elite array D&D 3.5 online (I know, I know, but it's what the DM insisted on)
>be big titty, voluptuous elf paladin with a (fluff) vow of chastity and modesty, always dressed and armored modestly
>be level 1, but get generous treasure horde with masterwork plate armor, masterwork magic silvered weapons, and holy water
>sweet
>GM says "You're gonna need it"
>uh oh
>big fight against vampire... commoner 5
>party wins!
>but not before I get hit by a slam and killed
>party blows their Knowledge (religion) checks
>they bury me
>I rise back as a free-willed vampire spawn
>GM says I can play the vampire spawn, have to be evil, but the party is N leaning towards E anyway
>oh snap
>realize that vampire spawn have no proficiencies so my big titty, voluptuous elf is now using no armor at all, maybe a mithral chain shirt at best
>they buried her naked to keep all her gear
Have you ever had your magical realm played hard to before? How did you deal with it?
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>>53992225
You have a containment board, go back to it.
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>>53992225
>masterwork magic
lolwut
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>>53992225
Why do I feel like I've read this before?
I was going to say stuff but I don't want to waste time on a copypasta. Thanks for the vampire loli though.
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>big titty elf paladin
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>>53992379
Because I posted it half a year ago.
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>>53992225
you where playing a PALADIN in a group leaning toward EVIL? armor is not the issue here...
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>>53992434
just be sure to never post this again.
also, are you the same fag who fucked up the WoD OP?
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>>53992434
Well in that case the answer is to use the situation as an excuse to become a sexy big titted elf vampire and immediately break your vow, possibly with the entire party at once, duh.
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