How does your setting handle Red Light Districts? Are there any

>>53977879
Amy is NOT a slut.

>>53977879
>How does your setting handle Red Light Districts?
Go to brothel, give money, receive whore.

About the same as any red light district.

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>>53977958
Honestly, I just saw a hot anime gif and went with it. I don't even know what franchise she's from.

>>53977879
If the characters want to go whoring, that's fine. Describing things in detail results in the affliction of a disease with character levels. Believe me, a third level bard has a hard time getting laid when he has a case of gonnorhea with 8 antipaladin levels.

>Red Light Districts
Depends on the faction/planet? Luckily, none of my players have gone that route in a game yet. They're way more interested in getting spare parts and armour for their mechs.

Even if we did go through a red light district, I imagine they'd have gone looking for black market contacts to buy explosives, instead.

I have an idea for a brothel for Starfinder when it comes out. Essentially it's a brothel/casino/hotel all in one but rather than focusing on the sex the focus is more on how things are run and done in there as the primary purpose of such establishments is to act as a neutral ground where various organizations that can't be seen talking to each other pass information. Otherwise beyond the dealers being topless it's not overly explicit

>>53977879
Simple

The players are the workers

>>53977879
There's countless offshoots of humanity so I'm sure it's spawned even more new fetishes

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>>53978468
That actually begs the question of how much money will people pay to have sex with adventurers if they're famous enough.

>>53978539
I've never actually considered that, mostly because any adventurer I've seen that would be up to that would tend not to ask payment for it.
I'd think it more likely that nobility buy off adventurers to marry themselves or their children. Bolstering the family bloodline and all that. Since it's a political marriage, they may or may not be interested in making sure the adventurer doesn't screw on the side, depending on how inheritance works.

>>53978539
I'd pay to fuck a woman who slew a dragon or some shit. I'd demand some form of proof like a receipt or something though; that's some serious bragging rights shit.
>Yeah, you know Noraleigh, the famous hero who slew the dragon? She sucked my dick.
>"get the fuck out dude"
>dead serious - I took my dragon and I made him spit fire down her throat

>>53977879
who is this semen demon?

>>53977879
Might drop some hetaera-courtesans in one of my empires desu. With rogue and bard class levels, also proficient in hiding halflings.

>>53977879
Because it takes place in a city built on a interdimensional nexus the red light district gets weird. At first glance it's mostly humanoids being payed for sex and standard fare but you can also find bizarre shit like sentient drugs and pretty much any odd fetish under the sun if you look hard enough.

>>53977879
>how does it handle them
It has them and players can visit with a fad to black and random roll to determine how much to be loved for long time.

>renowned prostitutes
Not unless I'm using them as a plotpoint.

>>53977879
Most of the major movers and shakers in the frontier are madams and prostitutes. They make up the richest and usually end up with shadow wars with the local lords. Right now the players are planning on betraying their patron to Madam Honey Dew cause she's easier to work with and has waaaay more money than the Empires lackluster Lord. The Paladin even decided whoring is ok with his God as long as nobody gets hurt.

>>53977879
They are run a centralised guild with a large amount of management and regulations which govern how they operate. They also have a fairly rigorous training and examination process for potential new members.

This is because bureacracy is my fetish

>>53978539
Where is the nose, Scas?

>>53977879
Shockingly lackluster, which is a shame, but the truth sex is a part of life, but it's never touched up upon in D&D to a degree of "There's active lewdness in the background here." You'll get a few half breeds, and the extent of converted deific lore, and the shitalking Vecna does about bedroom fun in the BOVD, but the book of Erotic Fantasy, is in fact, the worst fucking d20 source for D&D based sexual Activity, the book of unlawful carnal knowledge is much better.

At best, PC's will encounter the following sex-related themes-
-Ecology of the Lamia related sexual intercourse
-Orcus Necrophiliacs (There are shitloads of these)
-Basic character races prostitutes, but to note, are of low quality and often disease ridden Ratio is female humans, halflings, male elves and male half-orcs most of the time
-Extraplanar locations offer a more diverse selection, though I'm not one to tally that information in any meaningful pursuit
-Better choices are often found in desert settings with harems
-The Classic D&D orgy rules are present, though difficult to initiate, and have to be performed in places of wealth
-Elven Sexual experimentation phase (this is actually a thing in elf ecology, they'll work through miles of cock and vag respectively at this period.)
Darker establishments often boast ownership of Drow working girls, other other exotic things of such nature
Despite the common opinion, Succubi aren't actually subject to having sex with mortals, and more often than not, are pretty much going to kill you, they're more about torment after all, save for the few of their kind that are with Evil aligned partners that work around the energy drain, or the one from the silver skeleton quest, and you know who the other one is. Succubi are more prone to sex in fits of boredom, or when on their home plane at Malcanthet's layer, or intermingling with Demons for power, and information bartering.
Also, they're actually mediocre partners, which is pretty funny.

>>53980661
-Demons having sex is more of thing they do "because they can", which includes brutal rape, or horrible death of the mother impregnation, but also in the same vein as Iggwilv and Vecna's mother, who literally opened their legs for the abyss to railroad until they became stupid powerful spellcasters.

An important thing to understand about the Denizens Abyss is that they are THAT much more friendly with you when they know what you're doing IS WRONG in any remote sense imaginable, as even doing something logical with them is actually a corruptible, alignment shifting and behavior altering thing, so it's no wonder they're such a problem, so willing sex with them is pretty much the easy way to power if you're female, and there are plenty of Lower planar outsiders willing to participate in "mutal fun" if it means spreading their influence on other planes through offspring, Orcus did it, and he's the better for it. Also, Abyssal values dictate that relationships held ammount to hate-sex, super-brutal-guro, Rape, and a lot of sub/dom based on Demon mentality.

Obryinths are out of the question. It's possible, but no, no and also no, the Pale Night had sex with Nyralathotep and made Graz'zt, and a slew of other horrors in other modules, so that's that.

-Powerful vampires (age category of 500 or more) can have sexual intercourse with the offspring being a Dhampir or Katane, half-vampires respectively, it is completely untouched upon if Vampire variants, bloodlines and the like have any effect on the respective offsprings powers, which is a bothersome issue. To note D&D also has ghouls in the VTMB sense, Vampire issued bloodlines, and the like of classes for vampire servants, next to the existence of Vorlogs and Vampire Bride issued vampires So a relationship with one is either true love, or willing slavery based on whether or not the vampire in question is actually a malignant necromantic intelligence vampire, often represented through it's law/chaos axis

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>>53980731
-Dragons are Dragons, and to note, it is not bestiality to fuck one, eat shit Vecna you arrested development explosive Lich Autist.
-The ratio of fuckable Kobolds is not what the YIFF COMMUNITY want's you to believe, most of them don't know shit about Kobolds anyway and have little to care for attention to detail. But again, this mixes with the slew of Draconic Degeneracy so it's a subject everyone can know by draconomicon reading, dragon ecology, and probably reading all D&D supplements ever because it's the most overblown extensive subject conceived.

>>53977879
Priestesses in the larger temples in town that accept "donations," encouraged by their religion.

Regular working women hang around seedier parts of town and ply their trade in taverns or gambling dens. Richer people for have access to courtesans or concubines.

This is only true for the civilization that the players are in now, other nations have different customs that I haven't had time to flesh out.

>>53978008

She's from a show called Gargantia that's worth checking out.

Dude who's been raised since birth to be disposable grunt soldier #972727 in an endless spacewar of mutual genocide ends up stuck on a planet the war has somehow overlooked, beyond the lines of communication with friendly forces and with no way back to the front. Armed with only an AI controlled space weapon (which is, by the way, the best character) that has more than enough firepower to conquer the entire planet he is on, he is forced to live among generally chill people that don't even know the space war exists.

This confuses and disgusts him.


The gif in the OP is just some local harvest festival shit they do that involves, among another things, girls bellydancing.

>prostitution in a Drow city

What would that look like? Would it be a mix of both sexes, with the odd freak (eunuch/asexual/intersex/) thrown in? Would it be all men? (prostitution is something so lowborn and crass that only males would stoop to such levels) Would it be all women? (Why would any female pay a male for sex? Clearly only lesbians/other females deserve that kind of respect)

>>53977879
>all dancers are prostitutes
Proof OP is a virgin

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Prostitutes will be mentioned, as they are a part of every-day life in any medieval-inspired city. Oldest profession on earth and all that jazz you know? If you want something more classy than the regular streetwalker you need to ask around and know the right people though.

Heck, even hamlets will have a girl or two willing to spread for dat adventurer gold if the going is tough. A starving family can eat well for weeks for what even a fledgling adventurer considers a small amount of dosh

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>>53981063
Of course he is a virgin. Is there any anon on /tg/ that isn't a virgin?

The real question is whether or not OP is a fag.

>>53981010
War of the Spider Queen had it. Female prostitutes were disgraced and longed for death

>>53981063
Back in the Middle Ages, it was very safe to assume dancers would also suck your dick if the money was right.

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>>53978539

>>53981087
>OP hasn't watched Gargantia
OP confirmed for faggot

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>>53977879

Low-fantasy settings have RLDs modelled after historical ones or close counterparts, High/Weird-fantasy settings tend to have very unrealistic, ''no-shady-or-depressing-stuff-only-enthusiastic-and-genuinely-slutty-harlots'' kinda pleasure pavilions and hedonistic dens of delight.

Futuristic/Sci-fi-settings don't even have RLDs, instead they tend to have VR-porn, sex-simulations, sexbots, or drugs and activities WAY better than plain old-fashioned and gross copulation.

Smut settings have plain magical-realm-level RLDs but that's a given.

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>>53981106
Tell me more.

>>53978008
>T H I C C U B U S

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>>53981119
[citation needed]

>>53981151
Prostitutes both male and female exist. Generally nobles have consorts, servants, and concubines to tend to their needs. The lower class make do with prostitutes, who are slaves or lesser nobles who have been utterly disgraced/had their houses destroyed.

One of the 'protagonists' visits one for information, and then as a favor for her/to repay her for the information, he strangles her to death.

No really, she asks for this.

Anyway prostitutes are basically the only outlet males have against females, so as you can imagine, they mostly just get the shit fucking kicked out of them. But you pay by the bruise, and magic/killing is forbidden.

>>53981119
Only if they were boys, anon.

>>53981119

To be fair it was expected of any pleb and serf, even when no currency was involved.

>>53981119
pretty safe bet now, too.

>>53981119
>>53981201
Not that anon but actors, musicians, travelling performers of any kind were generally considered to be the lowest of the low, and sometimes/often were whores.

As were many wenches, as it was an easy way to earn money just laying on your back, and if you were lucky you got a bed to sleep in.

>>53981226
>To be fair it was expected of any pleb and serf
Now THATS a myth, lords didn't go around raping their serfs

And while this did happen to plebs in Rome, it was generally a source of outrage and often resulted in the offending Equites getting got, at least until the end of the Republic. Emperors could get away with whatever, at least until their guards killed them.

>>53981119
>post post apocalypse
>middle ages
Nigga u dumb

>>53981221
Thanks for the info anon!

>>53981281
War of the Spider Queen was actually a pretty good book I recommend it.

IDK about the rest of the series.

>>53981289
Is there anyplace I can download it as an ebook (without using torrents) or read it online as a pdf, for free?

>>53981243

It's PLAUSABLE though

>t. Mythbusters

>>53981289
They killed mah nigga Ryld
Fuck dem books

>>53981250
We weren't talking about anime, senpai. We're talking about historical dancers, actresses and singers in the Middle Ages.

In fact, let's take a step older and consider how prositutes were a lucrative, and in many ways major, source of income for taverns. They'd rent a bed and do their business in it, and if they were good and/or beautiful that meant a lot of people coming in for beer and blowjobs. Hell, Empress Theodora was once a dancer, and Procopius (if that little shit can be believed) off-hand comments how that means she was gagging on cock before she was 12.

>>53981381
>book opens with two drow who were friends

You knew goddamn well how that was gonna end.

>>53981333
Isn't that a loli vampire?

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>>53977879

>>53981608
Only some of the time. Other times she's a hot vampire.

>>53981647
>Hot vampire
>Loli vampire

You make it seem like these are mutually exclusive.

>>53977879
Sauce plox

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>53981626
Sure.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>53981626

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>53981626

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>53981626
Pls be London

>>53981395
Dancer or actor pretty much did mean they were available for sexual services in that culture at that time. Procopius exaggerates, but that is true.

In Vyronas, the junior priestesses rest in the shadow of the temple and will sleep with you for eight silver coins or the root from a witch-flower. Afterwards, they'll watch over you by your shadow and an ash tree will grow in the place where you die.

In the Gorgon Cities adultery is punishable by death, but you can buy a marriage of ten minutes and the great marketplaces are heaving with beggar priests and sellers of the flesh.

>>53978539
>>53978673
This is not my magical realm but I still find it amusing

>>53981235
NO PROSTITUTES, ACTORS, OR UNCLEAN TRADESMEN MAY ATTEND

>>53981124
I hear being a male stripper is awful compared to being a female one because unlike male viewers who get the "Look don't touch" part, the woman behave horribly and will randomly tug at your genitals and throw drinks trying to make you look sexier.

>>53982037
sounds about right

>>53982037
Really makes you think about the social power of the genders, doesn't it?

>>53982037
You are correct. Objectification is intensely magnified in that career.

>>53977879
Within most of my settings Red Light Districts exist and for the most part most nobody bats an eye. Everyone acknowledges there is a market for sex and as much as many of the churches decry this many of the governments are either unwilling or simply unable to stop the oldest profession.

If the PCs want to buy some sexy times they usually can but they should not expect me to narrate it beyond the removal of an article of clothing.

>>53982037
drunk women are the most destructive force on the planet

>>53982154
All most players want to hear is how fat the whore's breasts are, as long as you mention that than you're doing good.

>>53982173
Give one a bit of beer in college and you're ruining some poor man's life when the accusations come out.

>>53977879

>How does your setting handle Red Light Districts?
Like in the Middle Ages; outside the city walls, (at least in the regions where monsters aren't common/do not get razed by orc riders or frost giants every year), size ranging from a single house to a whole district which businesses run around the whoring thing. A medic/healer visits the girls once every one or two weeks to make sure they're ok, and at least a cleric of the main local cults that pays a visit every seven days to hear them out. People think bad the prostitutes and consider them sinners/plague vectors/whatever, but authorities mostly consider all the thing a necessary evil for social stability.

>Are there any renowned prostitutes like Phryne, Cora Pearl, or Catherine Walters?
Probably, I haven't fleshed that out yet.

>>53977879
I legalize and tax the shit out of that.

Nobody complains because a good portion of the taxes goes into making sure each and every prostitute is wearing an enchanted bellybutton piercing that prevents conception. They also wear an enchanted nose piercing that prevents/cures diseases/infections. Not just for them, but also whoever they are having sex with.

The punishment for being caught not wearing either of these is quite severe. The worst is if you infected even a single person with any kind of disease/infection while working as a prostitute then both you and your pimp have your nose cut off and spend the rest of your lives doing hard labor.

The punishment for conceiving a child while being a prostitute is much less severe. You get fined a full years ages (just how much you make is taken into consideration) and if you don't abort the fetus then the newborn child is taken away and raised in an orphanage while both biological parents lose any and all legal rights to him/her. Up to and including having them as an heir in case any of your legitimate children/relatives die. So there is no "long lost heir" scenarios.

One bad plague that my country survived relatively unscathed and no NPC has ever complained about prostitution being legal ever again.

>>53982370

Those items seem like they'd be really useful for everyone not just prostitutes.

>>53982370

>muh piercing fetish

Fuck off degenerate. Nose rings are especially shit.

I'm gonna be completely honest. In one chunk of the setting it's run by the Seamstresses' Guild because my party doesn't know any better.

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What were the most exotic races your players slept with? Did anything special come out of it like a long term mariage?

>>53982561
Yes, they are incredibly useful. Unfortunately, they are even more expensive than they are useful. So the only real way to get your hands on a large quantity of them is to tax the shit out of something.

>>53980520
Vetinari, please.

>>53983347
Didn't end up sleeping with her but I did have a character who was engaged to a gryphon. We were waiting on proper polymorph spells to get down to business.

That was a weird series of events.

>>53983347
The most exotic? That would have to be a hamadryad, which is about as exotic as an oddly colored humanoid woman with foliage features.

>>53981626
100

My most recent character was actually a prostitute!

She's a Drow rogue, extremely popular and expensive because it's a human city, and she's seen as exotic and unusual.

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>>53983535
>We were waiting on proper polymorph spells
Pussy. If you're a true man, then its your duty to please your lady regardless of her base form. Waiting around for magical aids to do your job is for whiny limp-wristed nu-males and faggots.

Now stop whining, and get her riding that mustache

>>53984109
I can hear the fat on your neck through this post.

>>53984109
How many humans has she murdered?

My setting is verbatim 15th century HRE so I don't actually know what kind of "red light districts" there were.

>>53984387
How is your setting that VERBATIM and you don't know that?

>>53983347
I once played a sorcerer who ended up in a romantic relationship with a medusa. Though it was sweet while it lasted, it ended very badly. Being associated with one of the PCs tends to bring a lot of pain with it, in this case even more than what a medusa normally has to deal with. They parted with her saying she never wanted to see him again.

Trying to find a way to reconcile with her became one of my character's main motivations, but sadly the campaign fizzled out before that could happen.

>>53980976

>SENMETSU

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>red light district

>In a children's game.

>>53984404
I never researched it.

>>53984679
Me again, I guess there were civic brothel districts in urban settings, and outside townships and in roadhouses and inns.

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I once gave my players the opportunity to work as prostitutes themselves. I dislike to include prostitutes in my games as it is both demeaning and sexist all to hell and a subject that is not even fun to deal with fictionally. That did not prevent my players from looking for brothels and prostitutes in every city, village or any place inhabited by more than two people at once.
Needless to say, I object to this but the players want to "stay in character" and I can't really argue that a bunch of mercenary soldiers would look for prostitutes, so if they rolled high enough, I'd let them find some girls but made sure to tell them how downtrodden, depressed and reluctant the girls looked. Not that it prevented my players form abusing the girl.
Then I hatched a plan where I made sure the players where low on cash at the same time as a warband of huge barbarian women was in the area. The barbarians had just returned from a long adventure, sweaty, dirty and smelly but loaded with gold and loot, looking for mead and "romance". The plan was to show the players how demeaning and humiliating it is to have huge, smelly drunk strangers harass, hit on you and offer you money for sexual services.
Things did not exactly turn out as planned and now my players spend more time looking for barbarian women and amazon warrior bands than looking for brothels.

>>53984775
not sure if bait

>>53984775
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>>53984775

> giving autistic virgins a platform to live out their sexual fantasies

I think not.

>>53984775
Sounds like you're injecting your own views into the game and got btfo by your players.

Camp followers were a thing etc blah blah, could have turned it into a cool side quest taking out slave kidnappers, seeking out the perfect prostitute for a very rich client (who could be a painted orc with big biceps you weirdo), or something more involved like the prostitute trade being one stream of income for a major criminal or badguy organization or what have you, instead of trying to teach a hamfisted moral lesson where no one cares about fictional characters.

>>53984775
Men enjoy sex, who would've guessed.

>>53984775
>trying to use sexy barbarian women as punishment
Are you dumb?

>>53984775
Yeah I remember turning my players into prositutes too.

It was called running 4E.

Oddly they enjoyed it too. Goes to show.

I play shadowrun so its a form relaxation with information gathering. Sammy could swear the whore's hands are harder than than steel rod and cause his joints to go numb.

Bonus points of he realize she has a special kink that isnt bareback because the girls at a henhouse care more about safety when their livihood is on the line.

My sneak guy acted as a lookout. The guy who looks like a street urchin but was the one who decided if you get to fuck their women or you going to stroke that spear at the chamber pot.

>>53983535
Man, even my nerdy wizard was man enough to knock his sphinx wife up as-is. Was a cute series of events leading up to their marriage.

>>53983347
I want to play a knight trying to gain fame and fortune because he's trying to win the affection of a dragoness.
I'll never do it though because it is my magical realm.

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>>53985907
Detaaaails!

>>53985726

I told my players that the barbarian women where all taller than them, definitely stronger, smelling of sweat, dirt and old boots, that they where drunk and probably violent. I figured that they would be pretty much the opposite of what guys would like but damn are guys who who play D&D deviant.

>>53985647
My players never once tried to save the poor girls they preyed on before, I don't think they would be too keen on eliminating the source of their fun. Usually walking in the shoes of of the oppressed works to drive home a point but it seems to have had the opposite effect in this case.

>>53985720
You usually would want to get something from sex, emotional closeness, pleasure and happiness, not being used as a self heating sex toy.

>>53986050
>the barbarian women where all taller than them, definitely stronger, smelling of sweat, dirt and old boots, that they where drunk and probably violent. I figured that they would be pretty much the opposite of what guys would like

+1 (You)

>>53977879
Depends on the nation
My primary nation has legalized it so they can tax it and use installed scrying devices in the seal of approval issued to the establishments as part of their surveillance state.
Their neighbor to the east has each industry run by meritocracy, so not only are there prostitutes, there are prostitute competitions with prostitute Iron Chefs presiding over them.
Their neighbor to the south is anarchist (as enforced by an Ancient Black Dragon who prevents any one faction from being too powerful), so you're likely to find them, but no guarantees on quality or cleanliness.

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>>53986050
>You usually would want to get something from sex, emotional closeness, pleasure and happiness, not being used as a self heating sex toy.
Look at this faggot. Look at him and laugh.

>>53977879
>How does your setting handle Red Light Districts?

The one in Nuln is run by a vampire.

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>>53986050
Yeah this is definitely bait. 8/10 for making me wonder.

>>53986050
If you're not creative enough to wrangle out something and you're a limp dick then maybe you should have just outright said you weren't comfortable GM'ing these things, faded to black or just avoided it, instead of trying to drive home a point during a session of rp'ing that people do for fun not being told what's good or bad.

>>53985951
That sounds like a completely normal backstory, anon. Hell, I'd even call it sweet. If a knight can go off to win the heart of a noblewoman or Nymph, why not a dragon?

>>53977879
All sorts of variety.

From horribly abused people to prostitutes who may as well be spies and assassins under a different name. Prostitutes would be a vehicle to deliver a greater plot line with maybe a few opportunities for sidetracking or alternative options that involve prostitutes.

Otherwise it's just a fade to black experience with vague boosts to morale or something in exchange for gold or the odd random encounter, e.g. a blackmailing pimp, a thieving prostitute, a fight in a brothel going out of control etc.

>>53986050
>You usually would want to get something from sex, emotional closeness, pleasure and happiness, not being used as a self heating sex toy.

>Expecting emotional intimacy from base, primitive physical pleasure like some kind of god-forsaken animal

>>53984775
>I'd let them find some girls but made sure to tell them how downtrodden, depressed and reluctant the girls looked
Anon, none of the prostitutes I've met IRL have been downtrodden, depressed or reluctant. They were simply people doing a job. We said hi, I paid, we chatted a little, had sex, chatted some more, and I left. One asked me to take her garbage out so she wouldn't need to get dressed before the next client came.

>The barbarians had just returned from a long adventure, sweaty, dirty and smelly but loaded with gold and loot, looking for mead and "romance".
No one, no matter what their profession, wants to deal with smelly, drunken barbarians. Sleep it off, take a shower, and learn to act like a civilized human being before interacting with others.

>The plan was to show the players how demeaning and humiliating it is to have huge, smelly drunk strangers harass, hit on you and offer you money for sexual services.
I guess it would be. But that has little to do with huge, clean sober strangers accepting your offer to provide sexual services for money. Which is how prostitution is handled in countries not cursed with the heritage of puritans. This may or may not be the case for a particular culture in a particular fantasy world, just like it varies between IRL cultures.

tl;dr Prostitution isn't inherently demeaning. If you aren't comfortable dealing with the subject in your games, say so to your players, rather than being passive-aggressive towards them and slandering a real-life profession while at it.

>>53986094
>him
I think that's a woman.

>>53984775
>demeaning and sexist
You know that for some prostitution is a profession right? You seem to think prostitutes are all victims of human trafficking.

>>53986242
expanded
>the prostitute or one of her fellows tries to steal some gear while you fuck
>another patron gets angry or drunk, either way he's ejected from the premises but he starts a fight and he's surprisingly powerful
>the city guard or equivalent comes knocking for it's protection money or maybe it's a punitive raid for not paying protection money
>maybe the prostitutes are spies for the big bad, noting down the equipment strange adventurers who come into town have or trying to wile away some information about what they're doing so the bbeg can trap them later
>one of the prostitutes could be intentionally infecting their clients, or if she's working alone she could even be a killer, killing off her weaker clients for whatever reason

In very simple mechanical terms, people are taking off their armour and weapons, and putting themselves into close physical, sometimes emotional contact with what will sometimes be a complete stranger, and do so at a time where their guard is completely down usually in a place they've had no time or foresight to scout out or prepare for. If that shit don't spark some imagination for encounters nothing will.

>>53986050
>You usually would want to get something from sex, emotional closeness, pleasure and happiness, not being used as a self heating sex toy.
You do realize it's possible to treat people as people rather than objects even when your relationship with them is purely professional and transient, right?
If the PCs just want the village blacksmith to fix their gear, does that mean he's being used as a self-propelling hammer?

>>53986410
>>53986300
>>53986276
There is a reason why countries all over the world is working hard to eradicate prostitution and not only religious conservatives, secular progressive nations like the Scandinavians too.

>>53986094
>>53986150

I'm a girl who's been in wheelchair since birth(no fucking katawa shoujo questions please), I don't really meet guys that much but from what I've noticed, guys tend to go for cute and or sexy girls. Just look at any booru or even regular porn tube, next to no amzons or musclegirls to be found compared to innumerable 'perfect' cute/sexy regular girls.
How where I to know that amazons would get them off?

>>53981124
This is some really awful artwork. Truly disgusting to behold.

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>>53986276
Agreed.

>>53986590
Because you're on /tg/ and it has been /d/ lite since its inception anyone that tries to say otherwise is probably blind deaf.

>>53986590
>How where I to know that amazons would get them off
Because you're playing a ttrpg and ttrpg's are played by degenerates?
Just tell your players it makes you uncomfortable.

>>53986590
Men have no standards. You should know from the existence of katawa shoujo

>>53986590
If you've spent any amount of time on the internet, you should know guys can and will get off to anything.

>>53977879
I have literally zero knowledge about any of it, but I like belly dancers. Either way, I never wrote anything about it because my players will at worst flirt with the barmaid.

>>53986590
If a girl has the strength to bench press me and sling me about the room with little effort she's 10 times hotter

>>53986300
In his defense a very great percentage are. The western world is lucky enough to mostly just have drug addicts and abuse victims whoring themselves. Those high class escorts that don't have to live shit lives are a very small minority.

>>53986590
Don't try to try address out-of-game feelings in-game, it's much better to just talk to people directly. I don't think your feelings about prostituion are invalid (it's an industry rife with corruption and trafficking and abuse of women) but I also know some prostitutes who got into it entirely by themselves, work for themselves or for agencies they trust, and who aren't taken advantage of any more than they intend to be.

Also men are complete fucking degenerates as a whole and some portion of them will get off to anything, literally absolutely anything, irrespective of any erotic coding it is intended to have. Just the fact you're putting "you can fuck it" on the table is something, there, regardless of whether it's with muscular drunken amazons (a fetish since at least Ancient Greece) or conventional prostitutes.

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>>53986590
>Implying buff sweaty amazons can't be cute or sexy
You understand nothing

I have a strict no lewd policy as a GM. There is no prostitution in any of my games.

>>53986590
I had a massive crush on a girl in a wheel chair once. Too much of a coward to approach her though

>>53986590
Legitimate question, can you still enjoy sex?

>>53986590
>How where I to know that amazons would get them off?

Confident people are generally seen as more attractive than less confident people. Healthy people are generally seen as more attractive than less healthy people. Also, genuinely confident and self-assured people (can be) more likely to pay out compliments, especially to people they want to fuck. Having an attractive person find you attractive enough to make a serious attempt at hitting on you can be a serious turn-on and a real confidence-booster. The math isn't that hard to figure out.

Plus, casual sex means no hang-ups, no commitments and (generally) no serious complications.

>>53986804
>no fucking katawa shoujo questions please

>>53986785
I remember there was a guy on /tg/ who talked about how he cheated on his wife with her wheelchair-bound childhood friend regularly - she couldn't really feel anything, so it was blowjobs only, but the story stuck with me even if invented.

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>>53986591
But that one doesn't even have beholders in it!

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>>53986621
>>53986624
>>53986630
>>53986638
>>53986672
>>53986757
Damn, I'll probably never understand you guys. Strange people the lot of you.

>>53986686
Next game I run will have a conservative god of courting who will smite anyone who offers up gold for sex.
I want my players to work for their bed partners, there has always been taverns full of likely partners.
I will also make sure there are amazons in there, to see if guys really do like buff girls or if you guys are pulling my leg.

>>53986785
Too bad, you would probably made her very happy if she's anything like me.

>>53986590
No, the Scandinavians are doing it because they're all run by feminazis. Prostitution is going to happen, and no amount of policymaking and law enforcement will change that.
The only way to remove the worst parts of prostitution are by legalizing it, and taxing it. When people have a legal alternative that won't get them in trouble with the law, and won't get them riddled with STDs, they'll choose that one. And the less profit pimps and human traffickers get, the less reason they have to do it as much as they do.

>>53986972
I still don't believe you're a grill. Pics or gtfo.

>>53981173
H I B I S C U S

>>53986972
>Next game I run will have a conservative god of courting who will smite anyone who offers up gold for sex.
Would she smite pornstars?

>>53986972
I felt like kind of a creep about it desu, I didnt actually know her, just saw her a lot on the train to work. She was beautiful though, always put a smile on my face before i got to my shitty job.

>>53986972
I'm reading a period book about Victorian prostitution right now, which is pretty interesting. It has interviews with prostitutes of different social classes.

I'd encourage you to either just be open with your players and say you don't want to include it, or do something more nuanced than "always available, only good" or "never available, god will smite you".

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>>53986972
>I will also make sure there are amazons in there, to see if guys really do like buff girls or if you guys are pulling my leg.
Have you spent any time on /tg/? Have you seen our weekly orc babe threads? Of all the populations of men in the world, /tg/ is the place where you can be sure we aren't pulling your leg not that you'd notice.

I'm sorry but it was too easy.

>>53987086
Nah, pornstars are funded by merchants and capitalism outranks sluts

>>53982594
>muh purity fetish

Fuck off retard. You're in a thread about prostitution.

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>>53986590
>and not only religious conservatives
Post yfw you realize the Catholic Church condoned prostitution throughout the entirety of the Middle Ages because it was considered better than the alternatives (rape and masturbation) and because, in the words of Thomas Aquinas, trying to cleanse society by removing prostitutes was like trying to cleanse a city by removing the sewers.

Post yfw supposedly libertine France today cracks down on prostitution far harder than even under the reign of Saint Louis, whose prostitution ban ended up merely banning prostitutes from selling themselves in the reputable parts of Paris (forcing them outside of the city walls).

>>53986590
>Scandinavia
>secular progressive
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHHA HA!

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>>53986050
>Not finding tall, powerful women attractive.
WTF is wrong with your dick?

>>53986844
Not, the original anon who asked, but...

I would argue that asking if you can enjoy sex is entirely valid to the discussion at hand. Someone who is physically incapable of ever enjoying sex is many times more likely to not understand the appeal of the sex industries and therefore focus solely on the negatives associated with those industries than someone who can experience the full range of sexual pleasures and pains. Conversely, someone who experiences heightened enjoyment from sex is more likely to view the sex industries in a positive light, and is more likely to attempt to move into those industries themselves. This is of course also affected by hormones; while most adult men would probably not want a career in pornography or prostitution, many high school and college aged young adult men do, and profess that they would accept such a position if offered, even if they wouldn't seek it out.

In short, I don't expect you to answer the question, it is very personal and directly relates to an issue that you have and will continue to deal with for your entire life. But you shouldn't wholly dismiss the question either; your experiences have colored your perceptions, just like everyone else.

Also, being thrown onto a bed, helpless to escape the advances of a lover driven mad by desire and giving in to the resulting ecstasy is an extremely common fantasy for women,
just as playing the lust-drunken man is one for men.

>>53987268
>That horrific face
What is wrong with yours?

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>>53987268
>Tall
Yes
>Powerful
Nigga she just fat

>>53986590
because guys and girls are guys and girls. you also gave them an opportunity at something unusual. and humans have a habit at grabbing the unusual when presented to them.

>>53981201
Actually not necisarrily as common in the middle ages, but it certianly did happen
Emporer Justinian wife Theodora was a dancer and part of being a dancer was that you were a prostitute. You danced and then if the money was good you had sex. It was true of almost all creative professions in that time.

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>>53987244
>weekly orc babe threads
More like daily, at least they used to be before that Blazblubs faggot made the right choice to stop making them

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>>53984775
>get to sex the Amazon
>get the gold
That's probably the biggest win-win scenario since the guy who could clone his cake.

>>53987348
It's really quite reasonable when you follow the logic; this person makes my ears feel good, she's also easy on the eyes. Maybe, if I offer her a silver piece, she might pull me into the back alley and suck my dick.

>>53986590
>There is a reason why countries all over the world is working hard to eradicate prostitution and not only religious conservatives, secular progressive nations like the Scandinavians too.
And the people who most strenuously object to this eradication are the prostitutes themselves, at least here in Scandinavia.
Maybe you should consider the possibility that you've been lied to by said religious conservatives.
Assuming, of course, that you actually care about the results of your actions and attitudes to other people.

The sad fact is that secular, progressive nations still have religious conservatives, who are just as willing to lord it over their neighbors to stamp their ticket to heaven as religious conservatives anywhere else. They're just less able to do so.

>How where I to know that amazons would get them off?
Maybe you should start asking people about their experience and preferences, rather than just assuming you know better? You know, go talk to prostitutes and ask if they need your help or want the practice banned?

Because if you don't, you're going to end up being a villain in world's story.

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>>53987641
>Maybe you should start asking people about their experience and preferences, rather than just assuming you know better?
Not even that guy(girl?) but damn if I'd ask a bunch of smelly neckbeards about their preferences in girls. I'm 95% I would get a five page document detailing the exact spec and background of their preferred five foot futa dongs.
That being said, it's a bit naive to not predict that tall, sexually strong and confident women would get the boners going.
Amazons own and I wish that my GM too would include them, they are at the core of my magical realm.

>>53987940
>You know, go talk to prostitutes and ask if they need your help or want the practice banned?

>>53983347
I fucked Shubb-Niggurath. It was a blast.

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>>53988140
Did it look like this at the time?

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>>53986050
>I told my players that the barbarian women where all taller than them, definitely stronger, smelling of sweat, dirt and old boots, that they where drunk and probably violent.

>>53977879
I usually hide the mid tear criminal organizations in the basements of redlight district buildings
You go there to get documents forged or fence stolen goods

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>>53986972
Then what about half of the female population that is whorring themselfs out by themselfs to get some beta provider for all the monetary things in life.
Do they get smite aswell, or do only need the men be good enough for the poor poor women to be granted the privilege of having her.

>>53988138
I don't think a crippled shut-in girl who plays ttrpgs would be the type who wheels her wheelchair to the local red light district to discuss the merits of legalized prostitution.

>>53988233
Anon's being pretty caustic, but it is a good point. Getting married and, usually by extension, fucking your spouse (or sometimes not even getting married and just moving in with someone you're fucking) can and does have as much a financial dimension as an emotional one. As much as people heap scorn on "gold-digging," any relationship that's financially-dependent is, by definition, a business relationship. I don't know about you, but I don't do business with deadbeats.

>>53988374
There's also a large part of the anti prostetution movement that are women who are only against it, because it lowers the average sexual value.

>>53988547
Pretty much. To express it in economic terms, it's kind of like how taxy drivers are shitting themselves over uber: they had a cozy cartel going on and now they're being undercut by a cheaper alternative, forcing taxi drivers to either lower their prices, improve their service or be forced off the market.

If anything prostitution is a great thing, it forces women to apply themselves.

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>>53986050
>the barbarian women where all taller than them, definitely stronger, smelling of sweat, dirt and old boots, that they where drunk and probably violent.

Yea, gonna steal that

>>53988360
I don't know, I feel like there's an arty European movie to be made there.

>>53988601
lol Uber treats its workers like shit and has no actual money in it, just shareholders pumping more and more cash in in the hope it does find a way to monetize. That's why it can undercut rn

>>53988615
Well I would happily wheel her there, because that sounds crazy enough to work.

>>53988662
Taxi services in Europe, especially major cities, are literal mafia mobs.

>>53988712
Bumfuck nowhere Jackson, WY only now just got Uber, not because nobody lives there (it's a very popular resort town) but because the Russians who run the taxi service for the town had been bribing city officials to keep them out

>>53977879
The better question is how to handle the red light district when one of the player's wife also plays

>>53984144
Lots.

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>>53988760
The real question is why she's at the table in the first place.

>>53988809
Because we're playing at the kitchen.

>>53977879

Common, but varies by social class. Lower classes are direct about it, while the upper class blends it into other activities. In provinces with slavery there's a ready supply of workers, but they're by no means organized or happy about it, while free provinces tend to have them as organized as any other profession.

The party almost completely ignores it except to get unhappy about the what the slaves have to endure, but it fits an important role in theme.

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>>53986972
>Next game I run will have a conservative god of courting who will smite anyone who offers up gold for sex.

Great, you've just fucked up DOWRIES, asshole.

No marriages, all sex is pre-marital and not for procreation!

>>53988963
>you've just fucked up DOWRIES
You really have not. It can still be property, furniture, clothes, cattle, tools, gems, etc. Just no gold. I think that would make a nice quirk to marital ceremonies.

>>53988999
>All weddings are essentially Indian weddings that last fucking days. The only gold that changes hands is the gold people pay to the person running the ceremony to make it shorter.

>>53988999
Wouldn't the same apply for prostitution as well?

>can't pay for sex with gold
>but no one said anything about silver

>>53981201
In 1760s, a Polish king had to convince half of the country that the first state-run theatre is NOT a brothel and is NOT hiring prostitutes, but comes with professional troupe that does NOT sell their bodies. This alone proved to be the main success of the theatre, since people were curious about the novelity factor of it not being a whore-house. Because up to that point, there was literally no difference between prostitutes (both female and male) and actors.

>>53986972
All but the least cynical of people will tell you almost always have to pay money for sex. Even if you're not paying for the act itself, you need to pay money to be the kind of person in the kind of situation where sex is a possibility. Nearly all sex is paid for. The only practical differences between that and prostitution is how much haggling you can get away with and who ends up with the money in the end.

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>mfw the Red Light District is only called that because the local factory only produces red light bulbs, and is a fairly normal place otherwise

>>53981063
>all dancers are prostitutes
Who are you quoting?

>>53989202
Any this is why incest is the purest form of love, because as sibling you're pretty much constantly in the perfect position to do it without having to spend a single cent.

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>>53989202
>All but the least cynical of people will tell you almost always have to pay money for sex.
>All but the least cynical
If that were the case, marriage would still work the same way as in the 1880s. Intergender relations are so fucked because we're not cynical enough, and our lawmakers (or at least the lobbies that control them) care more about what feels good than what works. End result: because we assume gender equality and have convinced ourselves that money plays no role in love, the entire system is horribly skewed against men. Men recognize they're getting a raw deal, they avoid marriage like the plague and bitter old women complain about "childish" men. All the while third world migrants are effectively paid by the state to ethnically supplant the native population because that's a less unpopular alternative than actually solving the problem (imagine a modern day politician trying to explain that rape within marriage isn't a thing [unless the woman rapes the man], it would cost him his head).

>>53978023

Seems like this would unbalance the party, having an 8th level gonnorhea carrying the bard's party.

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>>53977879
The only place of renown is a elven harbor city where 10% of the locals are courtesans, both male and female. And yes, many of them are actually elves, even dark ones. They have a guild ("Guilde des Affections Fuyantes") and learn a mix of dancing and unarmed combat which looks harmless until needed.

>>53989263
I want /pol/ to leave. Also

>and have convinced ourselves that money plays no role in love

Who's talking about love? I'm talking about sex and money.

>>53989263
Do you understand what a dowry is?

>>53988999
Then all you did is have people paying for prostitution in goats or other material things

"When Judah saw her, he thought she was a prostitute, for she had covered her face. Not realizing that she was his daughter-in-law, he went over to her by the roadside and said, “Come now, let me sleep with you.”
“And what will you give me to sleep with you?” she asked. “I’ll send you a young goat from my flock,” he said.

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>>53989057
>the god extends the ban to all metals
>pimps band together and create a fuckbank, exchanging money for tokens that the prostitutes return for their actual payment
>naturally expands into conventional banking services
>pimps wind up the wealthiest people in the kingdom
>now able to afford top quality healthcare and housing for their workers
>prostitution becomes a highly desirable occupation

>>53989345
>Anyone I disagree with is /pol/

>>53989391
Yeah, it's paid by the parents of the bride to the parents of the groom to compensate for the fact that the man now has to spend his money on his wife rather than his parents. Your point?

>>53989449
>not keeping the real money for yourself.
>not creating or catering to businesses around the red light district that offer goods and services exclusively for scrip and offering them money instead
>not making sure your prostitutes own literally no money and no property, thereby giving your scrip-using businesses a captive consumer base
>not realizing that at least half the reason scrip was invented in the first place was so that during times of economic downturn companies could stay exactly as wealthy as they were before by not paying their workers

>>53986590
I'm a dane, and prostitution is legal here. Some of them are unionized.
Sometimes some people will campaign for a ban, but it is usually with the argument that it would make it easier to help human-trafficking victims, and stop the illegal part of the sex-trade.
I sort of get that. Slavery is fucking disgusting to me. Selling/buying sex isn't though.
I mean... Fuckers are always trying to dictate what sex "should" be about, what it "is" and so on. That's up to the people fucking, IMO. It is what it is, if you're okay commoditizing it, then do so.

>>53989263
/pol/ get out ree

>>53987348
>It was true of almost all creative professions in that time.
If only you could still get ass being a writer.

>>53989580
>I'm a dane, and prostitution is legal here.
This is okay.
>Some of them are unionized.
This is not.

>>53989641
>If only you could still get ass being a writer.
Oscar Wilde could. They were mostly under-aged male asses, but he like it that way.

>>53989580
banning prostitution doesn't help tafficked women at all
what client will go to the authoritys and say "hey guys, went to a hooker, she didn't speak the language and we constantly had an eastern european guy watching - i think she might not be here voluntarily" if prostitution is illegal
legal, taxed prostitution = the IRS/Local tax agency is involved = you can be sure they'll find every single last working prostitute
usually the trafficked women prefer to work as a prostitute than going back to their home countries tho (shame infront of family - danger of the local part of the trafficking ring picking her up again - Prostitute in West > normal person elsewhere)

>>53989312
Is that "Guild of Negotiable Affection?"

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>>53989724
On the other hand, if a John has the choice between Svetlana and her shady brother-pimp or an entirely legal brothel that has bi-weekly STD check-ups, he'll go for the legal option even if it costs him a bit more. This will actually kill illegal prostitution not by overregulation but by killing demand. Of course it will never fully disappear, but petty theft and murder will never fully disappear either. It's just part and parcel of living in a major city (unlike terrorism, mr. Kahn!).

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>>53983535

Ah, human-on-gryphon, I know it well.

>>53989686
It's been a while since Oscar Wilde, alas.

>>53984775
>>53986050
I'm jealous of your players now

>>53986050
>Usually walking in the shoes of of the oppressed works to drive home a point but it seems to have had the opposite effect in this case.

Why would you try to talk down to your players and try teaching them a moral lesson instead of a practical one?

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>red light districts
>in a campaign
>of my creation
Literally only alluded to in passing. If someone shows interest in heading there to Fuck Chicks, immediately have it torched and erased from history.

>>53983347
An eldritch abomination of a spider that looked like a girl (sometimes), though she ended up laying eggs that hatched into giant magic-using arachnids. My character always had the opinion that if it looked like a girl, it was fine to hit on it and children are always cute to their parents regardless. Never had to worry about home security again.

>>53988170

I constantly check for updates in the hope I will finally see them start snuggling.

>>53989057
>How many chickens for a blowjob?

>>53990766
>A cock for a cock of course

>>53990780
>oglaf chicken metaphor.jpg

>>53990780
>>53990766

COCKS FOR THE COCK ACTS
HENS FOR THE OTHER THINGS
NO GOATS PLS.

>>53978539

I'd always toyed with the idea of adventurers as a subculture, and celebrity sex appeal/endorsement is now another aspect i need to consider

>>53982370
There's a reason there's also a tax-free "green light district" for adventurers in the setting i'm working on, because it's basically like Roanapur in Black Lagoon.

Really, are you gonna tell an army of fireball-slinging assholes with Revy-tier attitude problems to pay taxes?

>>53990026
i see you are a person of good taste and culture as well.

>>53989162
Just like today!

>>53977879
>>53981148
>High/Weird-fantasy settings tend to have very unrealistic, ''no-shady-or-depressing-stuff-only-enthusiastic-and-genuinely-slutty-harlots'' kinda pleasure pavilions and hedonistic dens of delight.

Shamelessly like this. Fight me.

>>53980976
You forgot that he learned the true meaning of christmas or some shit.

>>53991621

Just giving a premise, not a full plot summary.

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>53981626
I've got to use this some time or other.

>>53980976
I'm watching it, kind of like this:
Nameless grunt from Ender's game pilots a gundam and is separated from the fleet after a failed attack, lands on earth which is currently in a Waterworld state after people fled to space to escape a ice age.
>>53991621
And then he learns the true meaning of christmas.

>>53990956

Maybe if the Tax Department hires enforcers worse than them

>>53989743
Yup

>>53986050
>Usually walking in the shoes of of the oppressed works to drive home a point but it seems to have had the opposite effect in this case.

How would you know?

>>53989743

Yeah, unfortunately.
Personally, I prefer the 'Seamstress Guild'.
You know - where they do ... hem hem ...

>>53987262
I think it's been more of a shift in Western philosophy, where prostitution is considered degrading to women in general, rather than a neccesarry evil. Add in the fact that sex slavery is correctly portrayed as nasty as hell, the association with moral degradation, and that men that hire prostitutes are considered not manly enough to get poon the regular way.
So it ends up getting hammered at both ways- considered both degrading to women and a vice that needs to be stamped out. But I've been the sort to not really concern myself with revisionism of the conservative or liberal varieties, so I could be talking out of my ass.
My personal ideal is a devoted home life where both partners are sexually active, enthusiastic and exclusive to one another- never really got the appeal of 'hookers and blow'. But I find my ideal never really shows up in reality.

>>53992573
If you visit you have to roll a d20 to see who you get for the night but if you roll a 1 you get the actual seamstress who works there and all she does is darn your socks

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>53992658
I ask her to marry me. Any woman that knows how to darn socks is a woman I want to have in my house, because I don't know how.

>>53992658

>Lady Palm (and her five daughters) not knowing what you're there for.
Get real.

Critical success = you now know where to get the best XXX ever.
Critical failure = you get a heart-attack after best XXX ever.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>53981626
>Haven't rolled since email fields went away

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>>53981928

True Roman bread, for true Romans!

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>>53992726
You are like little baby.

>>53982173
You my fellow Anon have never had to handle a 2 year old.

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>>53986050
This is a man pretending to be a woman

>>53980976
>>53977879
>That implication in SRW Z3 that Tifa joined in.

>>53992616
>and that men that hire prostitutes are considered not manly enough to get poon the regular way.
You'd be amazed how many famous actors lost their virginity by paying for it.

>>53980520
>Red Lantern Guild

Mah Lankkmarite

>>53989661
>>Some of them are unionized.
>This is not.
Thatcher pls go.

>>53993233

>>53993233
>>53993477
Damn, I fucked it up.

>>53993386
I wouldn't be surprised at all, but the impression I usually get from the media is that guys who hire prostitutes are portrayed as either desperately horny dudes who don't get enough from their girlfriend/wife, or loser nerds who hire one as a last desperate move to not die a virgin.

Rolled 3, 4, 4 = 11 (3d6)

>>53993233
>>53993482
Third time's the charm

>>53993494
Don't be ridiculous, no self respecting wizard would pay some common trollop to throw his sacred virginity away.

She should pay me for the privilege of taking away my source of magic!

Rolled 5, 1, 5 = 11 (3d6)

>>53993233

Rolled 3, 6, 1 = 10 (3d6)

>>53993233
You know what, sure. Also saving that table for the strip club/gambling palace/den of sin and villainy my players are going to in a few weeks.

>>53977979

You are doing it wrong.

Open brothel, take money, give whore.

Forget to check on it for five years because adventuring.

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>>53981010
Plot and Poison had a subsection on Drow prostitution. As Drow are basically innate sociopaths generally incapable of love or empathy within their society, lust is the closest they come to at times. As such, prostitution can be a very serious business. As brothels might double as taverns or drug dens, a patron might have a loose tongue, and someone spying on the patron might drop by whichever prostitute they visited later to try and extract information from them. As such, brothel owners have to make sure that their brothels have the highest discretion; nobody wants to go to a place with a mole working inside it, in addition to the usual concerns about cleanliness and health.

Furthermore, as sex is an intimate act, it's also the perfect time for assassins to strike, whether acting as the prostitute in disguise or forcing their way in. Again, no dark elf wants to go to a brothel where there's a mortality rate. As such, some drow prostitutes are trained in self-defense and as bodyguards for their clients, even if it is only for the course of a few hours. Literally dark elf stripper ninjas. Some families even hire on these specialty prostitutes as part of their families, keeping them as consorts and tutors.

Of course, this is the ritz of drow prostitution, reserved for nobles and maybe some of the merchant class. Most drow brothels are dismal affairs like >>53981221 talked about. And below even that are are back-alley dens staffed by slaves who aren't expected to make it through a week.

I was playing Hack 5th and rolled a weak-as-hell elf with terrifyingly high charisma and comeliness (COM was actually one point higher than the chart went for mortals), so I played them as a travelling freelance male prostitute, with the rest of the party taking on the role of bodyguards (and STD removal, in the cleric's case). I made damn good income as a high-class prostitute.

That game didn't run very long, but it did lead to the phrase "don't dip your pen in the company twink"

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>>53993623
Thanks for the info, fellow Underdark fan!

>>53986891
The dark elves reserve their cruelest punishments for only their most hated foes.

>>53989276
Now Gonorrhea is stuck in my mind as a pokemon. Thank you.

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>>53993623
>dark elf stripper ninjas
I never knew I needed this.

>>53993715
Is there a drawthread up? Maybe we should make a request.

>>53986630

You stop that right now.

>>53986630
We have standards!
They're just very, very flexible.
Just like I like my women.

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>>53980520
This is because bureaucracy is my fetish
>mfw it's mine

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>>53989276
Only if it is working WITH them. The bards face when his STD turned out to be behind everything.

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I have a brothel in my star wars campaign. It has had a lot of use. I had no idea rodians were so popular.

>>53994293
>I have a brothel in my star wars campaign. It has had a lot of use. I had no idea rodians were so popular.
PERMANENT BLOWJOB FACE

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The PC in my single player campaign is a politically ambitious madame that practices occultism, so...

>>53994194
STI. Infections, not Diseases.

It's been this way for years. Get with the times.

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>>53994349
>not wanting to rub your dick betwixt sullustan jowls

>>53994381
Roastie pls.

>>53993604
This guy knows how it's done.

Because the five years are in real life right?

>>53993537
Sounds like a neat setting, a guild of dancers whose goal is to seek out would be wizards (Virgin men under 30) and strip them of their magical abilities.

>>53994378
I'm sure you're much more familiar with venereal diseases than I am. Say hi to your mother for me.

>>53994625
Caught you lying, ignoramus. If you know my mum you know your STIs.

>>53977879
My settings don't have red light districts and my games don't deal with sex in general because if I have to accidentally learn another random player's fucking fetishes I will have to quit playing tabletops altogether.

>>53994725
It's not that bad being a grown up.

>>53990956
>Really, are you gonna tell an army of fireball-slinging assholes with Revy-tier attitude problems to pay taxes?
Yeah I am. I didn't get to be king by being a pussy, I did it by being the best damn adventurer this side of the astral plane.

>>53990956
Even Dutch and Revy paid Chief Watsap when they had to.

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>>53980976
>>53991817
You forgot to mention the god-tier character designs. Pic related is what happens when H-artists do your artwork.

>you will never experience death by snu snu

feels bad man

>>53994839
Chamber best girl.

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>>53994867

>>53986590

are you amputee-chan?

>>53983347

Fellow player in game I'm in has married sentient blob of napalm tar.

Has not yet fucked it as it would kill him.

>>53980520
Sir Humphrey pls go.

>>53995004
For some odd reason that's adorable as fuck.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>53981626
Gimme a good one.

>>53983347
A player in a game I was in fucked a hermaphroditic cat centaur thing with psychic powers. [I was that player]

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>53993233
Rollan

Rolled 2, 6, 5 = 13 (3d6)

>>53996008
Meant for >>53981626 , now rolling for the sort of time after encountering a saucy tart and being guided to the brothel

>>53981626
The fuck is a rich panderer?

>>53996233
panderer, noun
1. a person who furnishes clients for a prostitute or supplies persons for illicit sexual intercourse; procurer; pimp.

Basically with 91+ you're encountering someone who likely won't have sex with you, but who will get you sex

>>53992616
>Add in the fact that sex slavery is correctly portrayed as nasty as hell
How does this relate to prostitution? You know that legalized prostitution is exactly the opposite of sex slavery, right? By making it legal, you force reputable brothels to play things legit and actually force illegal prostitution rings to compete with the legal ones. By banning prostitution you're effectively aiding illegal sex slavers, because demand isn't going to disappear.

>and that men that hire prostitutes are considered not manly enough to get poon the regular way.
As usual, when women have no options left they resort to shame. The worst thing we as a civilization have ever done is listening to women.

>My personal ideal is a devoted home life where both partners are sexually active
That's a fucking ideal. Do you think prostitution would exist if all women lived up to it? If you love that "devoted waifu" ideal so much, you should love prostitution for two reasons. The first being that it's possible to get that devoted waifu with an hourly rate (the only times a woman will voluntarily try to please you as much as a prostitute is when she thinks she risks losing you). Secondly, even if you don't visit prostitutes yourself their existence and social acceptability already puts pressure on women. Purely spreading their legs won't be enough to draw the attention of men, they'll have to do something else (either make it cheaper than what prostitutes are offering, or offer extra service that justifies the higher price (like your whole "devoited waifu" bullshit)).

>>53996336
The ironic thing is, hating LEGAL prostitution is actually incredibly sexist.

It's basically telling women that they have no control over their own bodies, and thus they have no right to use their own body to financially support themselves if they are perfectly fine with it.

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>>53986276
>Anon, none of the prostitutes I've met IRL have been downtrodden, depressed or reluctant.
this, unless there part of a sex trafficking situation they are probably going to be fairly cheery as to not scare away customers.
if you really want to drive the point home have your players overhear/witness a pimp abusing his prostitutes just to have them come out and put on a cheery facade, it's the sudden difference in tone that will shock them.

>>53986778
I'm sure alot of people don't make it lewd, sex workers are usually there to add to the tone (there great for downtrodden parts of town, it adds another layer of depth to the local economy) and if your players do want to hire one just have the scene fade to black.

>>53996290
Thanks dude.

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>>53987268
I want her to sit on my face, killing me instantly

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>>53994293

>>53996549

>tfw I'd tap that.

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>>53987268
Ew dude. Have something better.

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>>53996626

>>53996549
It would be like fucking an avocado...

>>53993494
>but the impression I usually get from the media is that guys who hire prostitutes are portrayed as either desperately horny dudes who don't get enough from their girlfriend/wife, or loser nerds who hire one as a last desperate move to not die a virgin.

I don't think I need to spell out why the media would want to demonize the commercialization of sex, do I?

>>53996626
>>53996637
Holy fucking shit my dick and heart.

i'm 6'3, broad and burly but overweight. She would batter the hell out of me. Good Christ that's a woman that could fight you. I would die with my face between those thighs before pulling out. unf~

>>53996808
Shut up nigger, she's just tall and fat. And lazy too given that she's unemployed. If you're into fatties that's right, but don't
>pretend she could fight you
>talk about your heart

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>>53996848
>he doesn't think being tall and heavy can be an advantage in combat
>he doesn't understand that people can has muscle under fat

thinking you're just angry about these women for some reason m8

>>53996877
Numerous science has proven fat people aren't healthy.

>>53996900
that's not what I said anon

>>53996848
I like fat girls though. And she could have a wrestle from the look of her.

I obviously didn't mean a stand up knock down fight jesus you tard Ex Dee.

>>53996900

>numerous science

>>53996769
>>53993494
Or really rich dudes wanting to flaunt their money and power without having a girlfriend to dump a lot of time and effort into before she tries to take everything he owns.

>>53986590
>from what I've noticed, guys tend to go for cute and or sexy girls.
>how where into know that amazons would get them off?

You know how there's been decades of talk about feminine mystique, and how women's sexuality is complex, and there's all those stories about women who go for the guy you might not expect them too? Or maybe how she likes guys who are [x, y, z], unlike what you'd expect?

Well, men aren't simple creatures either. Culturally, men are expected to claim and act like they are horndogs, and perhaps biologically getting some sort of sex is a bit more important to their brains. But men also have varying likes and dislikes, and crave the same sort of emotional closeness women do. That's why the vast majority of men are monogamous; they may look at every attractive woman they see, but they want the personal connection.

You ever been to a strip club? You know what men spend a lot of time doing there? Talking to the women about whatever. That the women appear to take an interest in them and want to hear what they have to say is very appealing. That they then get naked is even better, but it's surprisingly boring just to watch someone take their top off with no contact. Even pole dancers engage the clientele directly.

Your players liked these barbarian women because they seemed confident, strong, and interesting. While you can tell them about the smell and unpleasantness, it doesn't register unless it's actually happening.

>>53987086
Porn actresses receive money to be in a video. Not being paid to have sex.

That is also the legal basis of its.. er, legality.

>>53988360
She seems to be perfectly happy to discuss prostitution on the Internet. She has no excuse to not do so with actual prostitutes themselves, seeing how many of them advertise online nowadays. But if for some reason she really can't do research about the subject, then she shouldn't be "teaching lessons" about it either.

Excluding subject matter you're not comfortable with from your games is okay. Lying about other people because you disapprove of their life choices is not.

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>>53997046
>Your players liked these barbarian women because they seemed confident, strong, and interesting. While you can tell them about the smell and unpleasantness, it doesn't register unless it's actually happening.
On top of that, of all the problems a woman can have, BO is the least of your worries. It's incredibly easy to fix by telling the bitch to shower more often. If I met a bitch who was otherwise great but just reeked, I'd drop subtle hints and escalalate them further and further if nothing changes. Imagine some civilized bookworm fuckboi gifting his amazon girlfriend a bar of soap.
Now imagine her trying to eat it because she has never seen it before and assumed it was some kind of food.

>>53996848
Sumo Wrestlers.

Female Sumo Wrestlers.

Female Orc Sumo Wrestlers competing against Female Drow Luchadores.

>>53996336
Listening to women isn't always a bad idea, even if you may or may not find it annoying. You never know what sparks of brilliance they may be producing with their heads. Just don't listen to them when it comes to war that they seldom participate in.

>>53997147
Didn't everyone smell prior to the invention of cheap cologne/deodorant?
She asks what it's made of.
You tell her it's made of animal fat and ashes.
She confirms to herself it's food.
She is disgusted by its taste, but ingests the rest of the bite so she can make her boyfriend happy before he finally shows her its actual application.

>>53997644
>Didn't everyone smell prior to the invention of cheap cologne/deodorant?
No expert on the matter, but I doubt cologne made that much of a difference. Speaking from experience, deodorant is a big game changer for myself. I doubt most people would truly stink given soap and water were around, but everyone would probably smell a lot more "musky".

He tries to explain her how it's used
She asks him to demonstrate it to her

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>>53997641
This is your dream, yes?

>>53997147
>>53997644
This is horrible. What kind of asshole boyfriend would let someone eat soap? That leads to explosive projectile liquid shits. Mainly because the soap "cleans" out all 30 feet of intestines. Including all of the beneficial bacteria colonies that keep you regular.

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>>53997682
Boyfriend is a beta fuckboi. His dominant gf isn't gonna let him interrupt her and doubt her love.

>>53997668

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>>53986050
If I was given the opportunity to fuck someone stronger and taller than me, I would be all over it. I like wrestling as foreplay, gets kind of boring if I'm 80+ lbs heavier and 6+ inches taller.

>self heating sex toy
I don't see the problem.

>>53997147
>>53997644
>>53997668
I never knew I wanted this story until now.

Bookworm + Savage Amazon when?

>>53997641
Booyaka, booyaka, MenzoBerran'Zan!

Fuck it, Fantasy Wrestling is something I'm going to make happen. Triple H is the world most egoistic default skeleton mob.