What do you think gork n mork said to khorn after the daemons

>>53946209
"You's a stupid git"
"An' a weak 'un too"

>>53946209
Nothing, because they went to sleep after the Beast was defeated and Ghazhgul hasn't woken them up yet.

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>>53946209

>>53946209
They don't talk.

>>53946209

I forget, which one is Cunning but Brutal, and which Brutal but Cunning?

>>53946415
Is Ghazgul just insane or is he actually the prophet?

>>53946516
He's an ork so yes

>>53946507
Gork will bust you with a club
Mork will bust you with a club while behind you

>>53946209
>did we get lost and end up visitin' Slaanesh? 'Cuz I can smell some propa panzee round 'ere

>>53946529
Its the other way 'round yer git

>>53946516
He has been shown to have telepathetic powers that reach across the entire galaxy. I think it's safe to assume that Thraka is the real thing.

Of course that doesn't stop him from being insane as well.

>>53946662
Youz da git he had it right.

>>53946662
>>53947525
This is how holy wars start.

>>53946516
well, we are talking about Orks here, so if enough Orks believe he is the prophet, then he will be!

>>53947550
Go zog yerself.

>>53947550
More like virtually all ork wars.

>>53946516
He's the retroactive reincarnation of the Beast. He's going to get the orks to krork levels again, and orks will finally be a real contender for galactic power. Octarius is a prime example.

>>53946209
Which Books do I need to read to get ALL the info on Ghazkull?
Codices aside of course

>>53946209
They said "Fancy a bum?"

On a side note the fireball in the mouth on the left (Gork?) looks like the Motörhead mascot Snaggletooth. Pretty cool

>>53949434
Dats Mork ya git.

>>53947550
Jiwaaagh

>>53946209
>What do you think gork n mork said to khorn after the daemons left Octarius ?


>>53946250
>"You's a stupid git"
>"An' a weak 'un too"

/thread

>>53946516
he's insane and a prophet.

>>53946209
>LOOK AT DIS 'ERE GIT
>LOOK AT 'IM AND LAFF

>>53949603
It'z mork you grot

>>53946209
>gork: getting off already?
>mork: that's what she said

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MORK > GORK

>>53946516
Yes.

>>53946516
these are not mutually exclusive options

>>53946209
Chicken noises most likely

>>53949384
There are no books about orks, anon.

>>53952649
Deff Skwadron.

>>53949384
It really isnt about Ghazkull but Chains of Golgotha is an awesome read. Its Yarrick going Ork hunting in Golgotha and being beat by Ghazkull, the book details how he escapes Ghazkull, it ends with Yarrick attacking Ghaz only to be defeated but Ghaz sends Yarrick back to Armaggeddon so he can ready the defenses for the third ward for a proper fight, Ghaz turns Yarrick's second in command into a servitor to pilot the ship. It was a brutal book and a must read.

whats better cunningly brutal or brutally cunning?

>>53953054
Cutally brunning?

>>53953182
pretty sure thats the name of a small welsh fishing village

>>53953182
OI U GIT
STOP SHOUTIN BLASHOMS WORDS

>>53946609
GREENED

>>53946209
>Told ya Green iz best

>>53946209
"Wot a zoggin git"

>>53946209
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>53946209


Wot da zog did ja jus' say about us ya li'l grot? Ya know'z we't got da best in da flash gitz class and had lotz'a WAAAAGH!!!'s on da 'umies an' 'ad ova 300 trillion kills. We'z trained in gorilla warfare an' we'z da biggest bosses of da WAAAAGH!!!. You'Z nuffin but anuvva panzee, we'z gunna stomp ya brutally cunning brutally loik ya neva seen before, dat is. Ya fink ya can jus' get away talkin' loik sum git ova da WAAAGH!!!rp? Fink again ya snot. Jus' roight now we'z sendin da bestest daemon-killa to ya, ya grot, get ready fer da stompin' of ya live ya git. Ya'r zoggin krumped ya git, we'z roight proppa sneaky everywhere an' we'z can krump ya in ova 700 zoggin ways an' dats not even wif a choppa. We'z trained in git-stompin' an' 'ave da flashiest chopas an' sluggas uf all da Orks an' we'z gunna stomp ya roight proppa wif it from da warp ya git. Ya didn' fink about da conse...conza...da fings we'z doin to ya an' maybe we didn' krump ya, but ya had to get in dis foight loik sum git. We'z gunna stomp all ovva ya snot-face, ya grot. Ya zoggin dead, ya git.

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>>53953182
Brunnally cute.

Is dakka better than choppa?

What about dakka that choppa?

who would win in a fight?
Gork or Mork?

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>>53955192
Why not both?

>>53955192
Da troo path o' brutal kunnin' is to git both dakka AND choppa. Ya can't 'ave dakka without choppa, and ya can't 'ave choppa without dakka. 's all one of dem wossame, circles. Like da spinny bit on a mekboy's telly-porta. If it don't got the spinny, it ain't a telly-porta, but if it ain't a telly-porta it won't have the spinny.

>>53946516
Ye

>>53952676
And Evil Sun Rising.

>>53955214
That question is being answered as we speak.

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how many of Khornes finest do you think died completely ignominiously being pulled down by Lotz of Grotz?

>>53958624
Lotz, duh. Khornefags BTFO by gaunts and grotz

>>53955192
It'z dakka, ya git. Da boyz alwayz wantin' more DAKKA, no Boy eva askin' fa more CHOPPA. If dey are, den dey wimpy lil gitz. Kase Klosed.

>>53958624

No wonder they lost, they didn't bring Angrath!

>>53955214
Bork

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>>53955224
>or a pair of super extra choppy choppas.

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>>53958624
>Iron Mountains
>Gargant Mob
>Gargant
>Mob
>tfw you have so many gargants that they cant even be numbered.

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>>53958624
I don't know why but Goff Killmob is cracking me up

https://youtu.be/EKYz2M6zoII