Paizo Games General /pgg/

Chronicles of the Golden Chalice final list:
Jessup "Jess the Fair" Kruegen
Kyoot
Laila al-Massoud
Neelu Aria
Rainyday Tamarnell
Tarkus Talgran

>>53912132
I'd say Psionics/SoP. i have a fondness for point based Magic systems. it just captures what i feel "Mgaic" is better than whatever Vancian Magic can throw at the world.

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Alright, /pgg/, tell me what your ideal chargen would look like:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13240997

>>53912193
>Kyoot
>Neelu
shit meme tier list desu

>>53912232
>10 PB even being an option
EW

>>53912232
anything less than a 20 PB is just painful to see.

>>53912232
This would have been better as a google survey rather than a strawpoll.

>>53912132
>spams the board
>wants other people to report nonspam

>>53912292
I'm not the one posting fetishbait on a blue board, m8.

>>53912292
>Burthurt that nobody else is clinging to his shitposting

When are we getting Ensoulment story #4?

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Alright, reposting.

One of my players wants to open a magic shop.
After reading the downtime rules my mind almost exploded, so i wrote down some lines for him.

>8.000g for a small shop, 16.000 for a medium, 30.000 for a big one
>You're a divine caster, so you can only create items with a divine spell needed as component
>I'll let you hire 1 manager and 2 workers (for a small shop), i'll write down some basic stats for them. Like... One manager candidate has some intimidate and diplomacy, the other bluff and diplomacy, the last has less diplomacy but high charisma
>50g/day for salaries
>If you're away for quests and cant cast the spells needed for the item, you'll have to provide scrolls

Yes or no?

>>53912132
I think WoP is pretty sweet. I enjoy translating wordspells into various fantasy languages to give a cool feel to my characters.

>>53912378
Looks pretty good to me, anon.

>>53912378
How does that net profit?

>>53912132
>What's your favourite form of magic, 1pp or 3pp?
Definitely spheres. If I was forced to go with something Vancian, I'd want to do something like the Beguiler with very focused spell lists to keep power levels reasonable.

>>53912378
See my reply in the other thread.

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>>53912292

>>53912132
Either Witch or Occultist if going 1pp, or a Spherecaster if 3pp

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>>53912408
The profit would be half of the magic item crafted.
They won't do anything above 7k for sure, and wont have many clients, but a player asked so i obliged.

>>53912378
>>53912432
>You can probably use the Investment rules instead, using the Returns as profits and the original investment as startup price.

So you don't have to bump the shit thread.

>>53912452
Sounds good.

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I've realized Paladins LoH doesn't allow a save, and Smite Evil works extra hard on the undead. I can combine both, right?? It'll be a melee touch attack.

Can I mutherfuckin Hamon the living shit out of vampires and zombies?!?

>"Sunlight Yellow Overdrive!!"

>>53912132
>Fluff
Occult classes have the best fluff for how its classes get their magic, in my opinion. Occultist, Spiritualist, and Medium are pretty fun in my books

>Mechanically
In no particular order, SoP for nerfing casters and being a specialist, Psionics for having more fiddly bits and power points being a lot easier to understand for a new player (but some of the classes being rather shit), the supernatural disciplines from Path of War ("guys I'm TOTALLY an Evocation wizard okay, I just have to use this sword as my arcane focus and my magic works best when I hit people with it") and then, no lie, Kineticist wild talents and burn, for being so fiddly. Vancian has a place but its just plain not as fun as the others

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Reminder: Ensoulment is going to run on Tuesdays to work with the schedules of guaranteed celebs, adjust your availability accordingly.

>GM tells you always spend your resources way too fast and that you aren't leaving anything for further encounters forcing the rest of the group to wait for you to refresh
>Encounter appears
>Don't go overboard and spend all my resources and decide to micromanage a little
>TPK
Never, trust, your GM, they aren't your friends. Always treat every encounter as it were the last one of your life.

>>53912193
>Kyoot got in
Ok.jpg
>Rainyday got in
Thefuck
>Merfolk got in
WHAT

>>53912588
>WHAT
ChaliceDM was sick of people not caring about his game so he made pure meme picks in a last ditch attempt to remain relevant.

>>53912509
>He thinks Takashi won't switch the schedule over to mondays with the power of basketball

Toppest of keks

>>53912509
Schedule needs to be updated.

>>53912378
Instead of micromanaging rules and shit, why not just let him own a magic shop as a fluff thing?

>>53912729
Because the attitude of 'it should just be fluff' is legitimately cancer. Fluff should be supported by crunch.

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>>53912132
Have they released a Red Raven pawn yet?

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>>53912729
because they do it for cash.
And i'd feel they'd start to say "wait until income gets in, then start new adventure".
plus, i can always create something extra.

>>53912129
>meme kobold gets in as usual

Fucking end me

>>53912129
Player's a sassy bitch too.

>>53912894
Sassy? How?

>>53912940
Trash talks other applicants, tries to ingratiate herself to the GM with her holier-than-thou attitude. Old stuff. Don't like the sort.

>Inspector is losing his shit in the discord
Is this when we see the rise of the true anti-cabalcord?

>>53913015
Literally how could it be worse than the days of people screenwriting posts out of context?

>>53913097
Why can't I delete posts when I see I made a massive typo?

Fuck you Hiroshimoot

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>>53913114

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Starfinder Deities:

http://paizo.com/paizo/blog/v5748dyo5ljwh?Gods-of-Starfinder-Part-One

Did your favorite make the first cut?

Starfinder First Contact PDF

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwsQBh5kjjpIdjdycXJOSUNIVFU/view?usp=sharing

Weapon Stuff:

http://paizo.com/paizo/blog/v5748dyo5ljwd?Bringing-Out-the-Big-Guns-in-Starfinder

Whoever makes the next thread, please use the following updated pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/JLu5xXML

(migrated from the ghostbin so that anybody can clone to edit as needed and to re-enable embedding for 4chan-x users, reformatted troves to actually be legible and usable, added PoW errata to DSP section)

>>53912493
Is this a JoJo reference?

>>53913214
I'd imagine you'd want to repost that closer to the end of the thread so people will actually remember it.

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>>53913178
>Did your favorite make the first cut?

No. Triune looks neat. Machine gods are always great and Brigh never had enough love.

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Are there any published "skydom" settings for Pathfinder?

>>53913178
As a matter of fact, my favorite did make the cut. Good to see Brigh getting the respect she deserves.

>>53913250
Yeah, I'll try to repost when we get to page 6 or so of autosage. If any helpful anons remember to do so if I haven't at that point (just in case I don't happen to be on my computer when it happens) it would be greatly appreciated.

>>53913323
>>53913255
Brigh is a useless piece of shit and Epoch is already a better god than she ever has been.

>>53913144
Wist hasn't said anything for the past few hours!

>>53913178
>Did your favorite make the cut

Not really, no. All the gods so far have been either their personal soap box power fantasy or completely uninspired.

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>>53913392

>>53913214
We probably don't need the PoW errata up there anymore either.

>>53913178

Evolution god looks cool as heck.

Getter Ray Clerics when???

>>53913390

>god of invention
>useless

Axiomatically incorrect

>>53913015
The public discord is a wreck now that all the people capable of being chill and not losing their shit moved to the cabalcord.
And it's a feedback loop too: the fact the chat is dominated by the loud, stupid or bitter members means everyone else wants to talk there even less.

>>53913483

I'm sure hearing about people's piss fetish really added to the quality of the channel.

>>53913483
>TFW Kawase was the shitter we always figured he was

>>53913417
What would you want to make it in the second cut?

>>53912132
Tome Spheres, Arcanist/5e Vancian, Cleric prep, Warlord maneuver refreshing

Honorable mention to the Occultist.

>>53913516
Kawase fucked off about an hour ago.

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>>53913483
>being this mad
>he runs the place
truly a shitter

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>>53913435

>>53913516
What did I do this time? I even left the discord for you. I'm not even the one who starts tangents these days.

>>53913586
This is what bad moderation looks like, ayy

>>53913586
You know there's a rule against posting discord bullshit in-thread, right? Or are you just retarded on top of being shitstirring.

>>53913482
Necessity is the mother of invention, and Abadar or Erastil already had that covered with their civilization building.

>>53913586
Poor newbie.
Asking legitimate questions that don't get answered because the admin's butthurt.

the cabalcord left partly because of Kawase but also because CM is too incompetent to moderate

>>53913611
He doesn't care, Inspector.

>>53913597
Literally everything. With Rory laying low as of late, you're the new boogieman who gets blamed for anything negative that happens.

>>53913652
Really now. Was kind of hoping me leaving would convince them to stop the segregation or something.

>>53913677
I'm pretty sure Star is blamed for more stuff than me.

>>53913616

>abadar is now a ceo and erastil is too problematic for paizo

Dont direct your rage at me because paizo is a bunch of fuckups

>>53913616
Erastil is god of pioneers and explorers though isn't he?

>>53913691
No, the good people left because CM was an incompetent

>>53913525
Fingers crossed for Gozreh. I always thought he/she was a much better duel-aspect god than Nethys.

Someone give me the run down of DHB's martials. I'm considering running a game and replacing the base cases with their unchained versions. Is it worth it? Do they actually fix anything?

>>53913691
CM, Alien, Startoad, SSD, and Espagnoll are more than enough to keep the segregation.

>>53913483
Reminder that it's weak moderation that let this happen. Inspector CM a shit. Shit!

>>53913758
Espagnoll was kicked already, and who the hell is SSD?

>>53913525
I don't even know anymore, dude. The gods they've already revealed are OKAY, but none of them wow me as a deity I want to worship. I wanted some proper manly gods, in truth, though it seems the manliest deity in the listing is a genderfluid NuMale whose the subject of worship by Asian Communist Space Lesbians.

>>53913735
In the long run, no, nothing changes. As long as you play PF you won't change anything.

>>53913709
He's the god of Homesteading, Community, Family, and the Simple Life. He's not a fan of exploration for exploration's sake, he's about settling down someplace and making a living with the sweat of your brow to provide for a loving and happy family.

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>>53913735
The only one I've looked at is the Fighter one, and honestly it's pretty solid for what it tries to do from my understanding of it. It essentially just grants noncombat options to fighters and the ability to pick up certain skills for a relatively small investment.

That one, at least, appears to be worthwhile. But, well, I'm not very balance conscious, so I don't know if I'm actually right or not.

>>53913709
No, the GodDESS of Pioneering and Exploration is the divine matriarch of The Swarm before her song was lost to the chittering Evil of their patriarchy. She was silenced for centuries until the Shirreen heard her sonata once more.

Abadar might not even be a God anymore, he's CEO of AbadarCorp (should've called it Vault Tech) and canonically a massive asshole now.

>>53913727
No, the "good" people left because there was like, 2 or 3 people that just spent all day spamming the chat and wouldn't let anyone else get a work in edgewise, and everyone that went to the one Broodie made did so because they were interested in being able to post uncensored tits.

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About to run RotR again, last session took only the first half of the festival, leaving me with the second half to do today. My players seem to be enjoying the dumb games and 'prizes' I've been giving out, so I need more. I've had some kind of horse riding event and possibly crossbow shooting at targets as well as CHILDREN'S CARD GAMES (with some cute but shitty illusions attatched to the cards) suggested, but I want to know what you've used in your games with success. Carnival/festival games to be exact, and with a tilt more towards the folksy.

>>53913735
They provide out-of-combat options to those classes and give them more flexibility and a few cool features, so yes, they do. It doesn't make them caster tier at all, but it does make them less boring as shit to play. Combat is still really a chore though despite the options.

>>53913758
Well shit, does that mean if I stop being annoying I can become a Cabalist(tm)? Actually, do they do discussion at all there? From what I understand it (was) just a porn dump right?

>>53913813
>>53913709
I don't particularly see why Erastil wouldn't still be around. The simple pleasures of life will be relevant as long as you have a physical body, which SF doesn't seem to have done away with just yet.

>>53913850
Sweet, sweet uncensored titties

>>53913857
A fun one I saw used was a kissing booth sponsored by the Pixie's Kitten, the trick was to make the girl or guy you're kissing blush without touching anything below the shoulders.

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/PGG/! I need advice--what's something a character could believably bake in about an afternoon, with only minimal resources?

Assume there's the possibility of making your own oven, but only a few ingredients and it'll be mostly made from stuff you salvage out of your usual rations.

>>53913850
Disk and Luna left outright right?

>>53913911
Bread, if you want to be fancy; Pasta.

>>53913879
What simple pleasures of life? Starfinder isn't the sort of setting conducive to having a husband or raising a family.

>>53913911
Usual rations include what amount to hard tack and dried vegetables / meat. You won't be able to make much at all beyond some sort of pie.

>>53913911
Flatbread is incredibly easy to make and can in fact be done with something as simple as water, flower and a big fat stone.

>>53913911
Stew. Particularly if you can add rabbit or fish.

>>53913914
Yep, and they just went on to spamming Broodie's chat instead.

>>53913929
Except of course it is. Starfinder is about things so big, most people can't even fathom their scale. At that level why WOULDN'T it be believeable that a lot of people just want to turn away from the ridiculous size of these ventures and just sit at home look at the sky.

>>53913911
You could make a pizza considering Cheese is usually in the backpack.

>>53913959
>bake

>>53913857
Caper tossing that ended with my character flipping the next contestant along with the caper and two other contestants. Damned Scarnetti's deserved it.

Others included a portable version of the hagfish challenge sponsored by the Hagfish, pie eating contest while jumping hurdles, carrying a woman and trying to recite Kurgess' paladin code (might've been the paladin of Kurgess in the party as the sole participant without it being an official event, but it was fun to watch) and goblin tossing.......although the last one might've come after the official festivities.

>>53913975
Oh, I was under the impression they weren't in any discord.

>>53913911
Real, 'risen' breads need hours to rise and under proper conditions. You'd need to look into flatbreads and other unleavened bread.

>>53913911

Rations are already processed end products so there isn't much to be had there.... your best bet would be gathering and hunting to make up a stew, and chipping your biscuits or jerky or whatever in as extras.

>>53913813

What about settling new planets?

>>53913975
you've made factual errors about the state of the cabalcord that show you're not in it

>>53913879
Its hard to be a down-to-earth farmer in the Megacorp run Space Future.
Also because at least one of the devs hate anything and everything to do with simple farm life

>>53913735
DHB said the goal was to put them in the same realm as the best designed martial (in his opinion) the Vigilante.

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Does Kawase's dismissal from the /pfg/ Discord harm his chances of being accepted to Ensoulment?

So can someone tell me what's with the DHB/Discord feud?

>>53913988
>>53913978
>>53913953
Some kind of honeyed or glazed flatbread, perhaps, if one assumes honey, maybe even sugar might be available?

>>53914014
I actually am, I just don't post all that much and find myself anywhere from annoyed to disgusted by some of the behavior put on display in Broodie's chat, or do I have to bring up Luna's "I'm racist and hate black people" rant again?

>>53913911
I have actually made pizza before using a small amount of ingredients I brought with me and a frying pan while on a camping trip. Wasn't the best, but it was still pizza.

>>53914043
>dismissal
I left.

>>53914030
I mean, it's hard, yeah, but it's also something I find might be logical. I mean just imagine how big we're talking right now. We're talking distances measured in quadrillions of neptune orbits instead of hundreds of miles. We're talking masses measured in suns instead of kilograms. We're talking firepower measured in kilograms of energy equivalent instead of tons of TNT. At that point fuck I'd throw up my hands and say "nigger I'm buying a nice country house and going fishing fuck this shit".

>>53914109
Honey is likely to be available, since Ult. Equipment notes that Honey is a preservative and favored, if you can afford it.

>>53914136
>I wasn't fired, I was asked to resign!

>>53914008
How are you supposed to settle a planet when the average woman is having 0-2 children?

This is why I never got how people can assume we'll be colonizing planets in the future; or birth rates are barely breaking even, and you want to settle new lands?

>>53914120
That was resolved. Just stop trying to stir shit that's already been handled.

>>53914138
I wasn't asked to leave either.

>>53914154
Well, someone on Mars, mind, will need to have children because the normal comforts will not be available to him without more people around. Even if he's "wealthy", he won't be on Mars because there's nothing to buy. When you're on a frontier land you become as a dirt farmer no matter how obstensibly wealthy you are, and dirt farmers need kids.

>>53914154
>How are you supposed to settle a planet when the average woman is having 0-2 children?
Clone vats.

>>53914030
>>53914136
Can I take a moment to bring up some fascinating evidence for these bold claims? Jessica Price, before going to work for Paizo, grew up on a farm. She has gone on record saying she despised every second of it, and shows a deep-seated disgust for discussing her time on the farm ever sense.

It stands to reason having a lead developer who HATES HATES HATES the rustic aesthetic would lead to a bit of tarnishing of said aesthetic.

>>53914120
This was LITERALLY ASKED not to bring it up. Why are you being a shithead? No seriously, who are you? That way we can kick your ass like you deserve, clearly.

>>53914120
Then you're at home there, because you're ability to shit up the thread is comparable to the cancer that is the discords. We don't want you, they don't want you, nobody wants you.

>>53914191
Dirt farmers without 21st century/32nd century equipment? You don't need a half-dozen strong sons when you've got robots.

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>>53914136
>>53914121
>>53914109
So, something like honey flatbread pizza could work? Cool, cool.

Fuck, I should have actually been a cook before I thought about taking it as a Profession skill.

Well, whatever, wish me luck!

Existence was a mistake.

>>53914282
t. James Jacobs

>>53914244
The strong sons aren't the issue. You don't take an opportunity cost by having children in a frontier province.

Is it a bad idea to make a wizard that's an extended reference to Finnegan's Wake?

>>53914184
"Look, I know Chris Brown beat his wife, but he apologized and all his fans believe him, why won't you?"

>>53914209
>>53914239
Tough talk coming from people who have clearly forgotten their anonymous roots. Just listen to master Broodie and hush up, buttercup. You're not going to intimidate anyone by smack talking on a public board.

>>53914154

Considering there are suppose to be vast empires (i.e. the Vesk) that exist outside of the Pact Worlds at least somewhere someone has decided to either colonize a planet or build a moon sized hab where all they do is devote themselves to farming and rustic living.

I could to totally see a world where Horizon Dawn is a thing and you have techno barbarian people hunting animals with bows and arrows made of high tech materials and wearing combinations of furs and modern body armor.

>>53914333
>"Look, I know Chris Brown beat his wife, but he apologized and all his fans believe him, why won't you?"
I'm not saying you're wrong, but this general isn't the place to discuss this shit. Especially since the only people who would know whoever this "Luna" person is would be people in the discord.

If you have a problem with them, take it up with them there or via personal messages. Not here.

>>53914333
And you've apparently forgotten what basic human fucking decency is, faggot.

>>53914333
>Thinking I'm part of the Discords and ditching the power of being Anonymous
So you're cancer AND a retard.

>>53914196
>>53914191
>>53914154

I've got some startling facts about this which you anons might find enlightening.

NASA aren't dumb. Space agencies aren't dumb. When colonization becomes a thing, you think anyone who pays for a ticket are going to get a seat? No. No. Aidan the 23 year old queer art student isn't getting a seat, neither is Stacy the 33 year old woman without any kids or marriage prospects. John and Samantha from North Dakota who love each other and want a dozen babies are getting on. Achmed and his five Swedish wives is getting on. Fuckin' Lee is getting on because he's got a doctorate in Engineering.

The meek shall inherit the Earth. The strong shall inherit the Stars.

>>53914333
What in the wolf did you just howlin' say about me you little milk-sop? I'll have you know I was throned the top of my tribe in the kingdom of the Russ and I've been involved in numerous executions of Traitor Primarchs and I have over 300 million confirmed kills. I am trained in wolf warfare- and I am the top CQC expert in all of the Imperium. Ye aren't nothing to me but just another Nancy Lion-Lover BITCH!

>>53914410
>John and Samantha from North Dakota who love each other and want a dozen babies are getting on
Incorrect, Lee is the one who's getting on. John and Samantha are not.

>want a dozen babies
You ignore economic fact.

>>53914309
Opportunity cost isn't an issue, and has not been an issue since the 50s. It's dirt-cheap for some people to have children, but the more educated you become and the more access you get to things like social services or entertainment the less likely you'll have children.

The fabulously wealthy would see a child as a drop in the bucket financially, yet most of them only have one kid before moaning about the effort, driving the kid around in a massive SUV, and then spend the rest of their money on African baby birds with their oversized heads hanging open for gimmedats.

The burden of raising a child has become a social and cultural issue more than financial, and that's something even the wealthiest or well-off will carry with them.

>>53914410
>>53914410
>>53914410
>John and Samantha from North Dakota who love each other and want a dozen babies are getting on. Achmed and his five Swedish wives is getting on.
No they are not.

Lee from Engineering is getting on sure. So are people with miltiary/peacekeeping experience. Agriculture and Geology.

You know people that would be useful for facing the challenges of a frontier beyond "can place penis in vagina/pop out babies". Anyone can do that shit.

>>53914513
>Opportunity cost isn't an issue, and has not been an issue since the 50s
Oh?

>The fabulously wealthy would see a child as a drop in the bucket financially
>It's dirt-cheap for some people to have children
You don't know what opportunity cost means.

>>53914385
I'm fine with not talking about it so long as nobody else is, but let's not act like the cabal guys don't treat themselves like some kind of high school clique that looks down on everyone who's not in their pack. Getting knocked down a peg every now and then will help nurse a healthy sized ego.

>>53914386
>>53914397
I'm laughing so hard right now at you two though. Y'all are seriously acting like >>53914463 but without the self-awareness to see that you're toughposting on 4chan of all places.

>>53914507
Lee is getting on the first shuttle, for sure, but I can see Samantha and John or Achmed getting on the ones to follow. Fertility and opinions on having children will absolutely be part of the form you'll fill out as a colonist.

>>53914546
>tfw Broodie is the queen bee of the highschool and we're just the lowly nerds

it hurts

>>53914546
Stating that you're a cancerous turbofaggot isn't tough posting, it's just pointing out the elephant in the room, anon-kun!

>>53914539
Fuck, I thought it was assumed emphasizing them being from North Dakota was evidence enough of them being farmers, or at least the sort of small-town folk that would know a thing or two about being off the grid.

>>53914410
>>53914567
>John and Samantha from North Dakota who love each other and want a dozen babies are getting on. Achmed and his five Swedish wives is getting on.
Mr. Lee from Engineering and Mr. Zhang from atmospheric physicst are getting on. Ms. Brown the microbiologist is getting on. Mr. and Ms. di Capri, the environmental specialists, are getting on. Mr. Kishwalde, the robotics expert, and Ms. Kuronaki, the algorithim specialist, is getting on.
John and Achmed are irrelevant because at the frontier, you'll have children anyway. Lack of children isn't some sort of devilish soft western ploy, it's simple economics.

>>53914567
No, they really won't. They're not going to take people who are infertile, but if your only marketable skills are the desire to have lots of kids then you're not getting on until you pay your own way.

It's too easy to find people with the required skill who can also have kids.

Unless John is a physicist the two of them aren't getting on the ship.

>>53914622
They're from North Dakota, so probably agribusiness or resource extraction.

I just hope there are exo-wombs in Starfinder so my character can have children free of woman's taint.

how do I make tiefling girl creepy and revolting while keeping her cute?

>>53914567
John and Achmed get on after the engineers, the physicists, the assorted other scientists, the politicians, the soldiers, the economists, the bankers, and the people who can just pay. If they have no skills they're the lowest priority because let's face it, p0n0s in vag00 is not difficult and you have zero guarentee they'll have kids once they're there anyway.

>>53914647
Give her a penis

>>53914647
Style her after Tomoko.

>>53914666
Don't do that.

>>53914639
>probably
Being your basuic bitch average farm guy isn't cutting it for this. Only the best of the best are getting on that ship, and it will be that way for a while.

>>53914647
Give her a creepy personality but also a cute look/style

>>53914622
A functional womb or penis doesn't mean you're going to use it. John and Samantha might not be qualified on the grounds of being inadequately educated, but you're still going to aim for people who can produce a growing population.

I must remind you that growing means 3+ children, a number considered extravagantly high to the average Westerner. They'll need to screen for that shit.

>>53914647
What subspecies of Tiefling are you going for?

Give her goat eyes, that's always a surefire one.

>>53914682
Mind I'm betting the chinks or pajeets will build so many rockets it won't even matter.

>>53914699
And what guarentee can John and Samantha provide they'll use it?

>>53914647
Make her daemon spawn. Rather than the normal tiefling shit (red skin, horns, tail) try giving her traits normally associated with daemons (gray or ashen skin, a sickly complexion, a ruinous cough despite being perfectly healthy, black sclera around pale irises)

if she has a cute personality, but looks plague-ridden, you have a solid mix of creepy and cute.

>>53914647
Odd number and style of eyes, internal mandables that reach out when she eats, laughs, or otherwise emotes, Some manner of wierd assymetry of physical features, lke scale patches or chitin plates, lack of a normal nose, mishapen ears, snaggleteeth.

Any of these kinds of traits and potentially more can make her creepy and revolting. However, as long as she has the plucky, chipper, can-do attitude she'll be cute.

Really, assymetry and mutations warping the face are usually a strong way to start. That or exagerrated features like a mouth that opens all the way to the jaw

Motherless are perfect for stapling bullshit creepy mutations on

>>53914757
>>53914724
So a female Kyras?

>>53914647

There used to be a pastebin by Faux I think that listed like 300 traits for tieflings and assimar. I am not sure if anyone still has that.

>>53914724
I'm thinking of going for a Motherless, but my options are open.

>>53914738
To get a little cheesy, but the Winter Soldier was onto something when they talked about an algorithm that predicts your future behavior through studying the past. Determining who would love to have a dozen children and who will only have one isn't a difficult thing, and maybe they'll set up incentives to encourage births (whether that means less work or bigger living quarters)

Alternatively, the stars are colonized by Mormons, Muslims and India.

>>53914815
>Determining who would love to have a dozen children and who will only have one isn't a difficult thing
That's the issue though. It isn't difficult if environmental variables don't change, and if moving to fucking Mars isn't a change then I don't know what is short of moving to the afterlife.

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>>53914801
Maybe

>>53914803
Motherless are the most horrific of the Tieflings, so you can really go out there with her.

Small, vestigial wings made out of mycelium and skin. Prehensile nipples or, alternatively, nipples with tongues and small teeth. See-through skin revealing every disgusting, throbbing vein and muscle. Her blood isn't red, it's a pale white ichor. She's got octopus eyes and her teeth are tiny tentacles with the texture of sandpaper.

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>>53914801
Who?

>>53914892
>or, alternatively, nipples with tongues and small teeth

>>53914120
>I'm racist and hate black people
To be fair, though, everyone is racist, and it's perfectly understandable if someone hates black people, even though I consider such hate misplaced.

>>53914801
Kyras is a piece of shit and he's ugly.

>>53914209
>who are you?
Never in my life have I seen so much cancer in a thread on 4chan. Never. And I've been on 4chan since it was created. The amount of fucking namefaggotry and prestige and butthurt that goes on here is staggering.

>>53914964
He's got most of the things >>53914757 and >>53914724 mention, are those features ugly independent of him?

>>53914959
Yeah, I don't understand why people hate things they can either ignore or simply exclude from their lives.

It's like people yelling at fatties who insist they're beautiful. A Landwhale can wear a bikini for all I care, I'm still not going to fuck her or say she's cute.

>>53914647
Just make her cute and nice. Creepy is a personality trait. Creepy is when she cuddles up too close to someone she doesn't know, or when she seems to see things nobody else sees.

>>53915013
>It's like people yelling at fatties who insist they're beautiful. A Landwhale can wear a bikini for all I care, I'm still not going to fuck her or say she's cute.

I do hate fat people who call themselves beautiful, but not because they are vain and can't work out because of laziness, but because I consider life sacred and being fat is inviting all kinds of health issues. The people who call themselves beautiful and healthy despite being fat are just as bad as wafer thin models and WENEEDMOREGAAINZZZ people who place their vanity or laziness above their health, becoming poor role models and possible leading to crippling health issues or straight up death.

>>53915013
>Yeah, I don't understand why people hate things they can either ignore or simply exclude from their lives.
Are you saying you can ignore or exclude black people from you life? Because if so, I want to live wherever the hell you live, because in most of the western world, that's simply not possible.

And don't get me started on the jews.

>Abyssal Bloodrager + Abyssal Sorcerer
>PrC Bloatmage
>Demonblooded tiefling
>Bred for War trait
>Charming Trait
>abyssal gives me tons of strength in both Bloodrager and Sorcerer
>distant relative is a Balor who bred battle slaves

So my character's natural stats before anything are 18/12/14/10/12/18. With raging, items, buffs, etc I hit 42/14/26/12/14/28.

What should I actually physically look like? I'm having a hard time putting stats and crunch to physical looks.

>>53915078
>>53914647
The Huldra from folklore would be a fun Template to use; ears like a lynx, bark-covered back overgrown with mold, cow/fox tail that throws her into a cold rage whenever someone mentions them, even something about her immunity to fire as shown by working with white-hot horseshoes.

>>53914959
Loudly and proudly proclaiming those qualities about yourself, especially if it's not actually true and you're just being a spaz, is unseemly however.

>>53915140
I live in the Midwest, we have one black family in town. The father owns a cobbler. Nice fellow, talks in a thick french accent.

>>53915110
This, Big is Beautiful is literally celebrating weakness.

>>53915145
Think Kingpin, but add tiefling features and a lot of seeping blood.

>>53915140
It's easier than you think, we hardly ever talk to the local negros and they're only ever active around the neighborhood when everyone else is at work.

>>53915110
There's a few people it works for - the people that are clearly quite strong and healthy despite having a gut or fat in general - but they are in a far minority. Obesity is not good for your life, aesthetics completely aside.

>>53915231
Your first statement has recently been proven as false, actually. People who are overweight but "appear" healthy are still 2x as likely to have heart attacks as healthy people.

>>53915145
The hulk, but with stone skin that seems to heat up with blood boiling under the surface when you rage, giving it cracks where the steaming hot stuff leaks out. Fatigue from rage is literally getting lightheaded from blood lose. Your internal anatomy is completely different than normal, obviously.

>>53915191
>>53915110
Nigga I'm a fat ass and likely more fit than you. I used to run a 10k five times a week, and switched to swimming to spare my knees. I've met fucks like you who try and call me out when you haven't seen the inside of a gym in years.

At the point I can run a competitive 10k and you start sweating when peeling an orange is the point I get buttmad about it. Maybe you're actually fit, I don't know, but I've seen armchair fitness coaches and it pisses me off.

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>>53915004
Aight dude I don't really know exactly what's going on but that is one hell of a exaggeration. This is just standard 4chan desu, shit but of the background noise variety. If it feels that dramatic to you, you really need to take a couple steps back, stop posting, take a couple deep breaths and come back tomorrow. Or stop lying about how long you've been here.

>>53915145
hugely muscular
metal spikes jutting out of his/her body
iron horns
blood dripping everywhere
a tiger's head
and most importantly, absolutely no skin at all

>>53915268
>literally fatty fantasies
Ayy lmao.

>>53915209
Kingpin was what I was thinking as well.

>>53915266
Makes sense. I'm not sure about stone skin I don't know if that fits Balor heritage.

>>53915313
Sure buddy.

>>53915268
Shut up Matt, don't you have a vacation with the missus coming up?

>>53915318
Not literally stone, just something dense and rock-like in texture/appearance, I mean.

>>53915310
>tiger head
I'm a demon not a rakshasa

>>53915358
Dog's head, then. Just a mammal head in general, they look freaky as fuck skinned.

>>53915358
>>53915404
You want creepy? Go horse. Those things are nightmare fuel without skin or flesh.

>>53915343
>>53915313
See the thing is. I acknowledge it'd be healthier if I dropped some weight. However I see people who are lighter than me and less fit from an aerobic exercise, strength, and endurance perspective. Weight is not the end all of fitness but is a big factor. What I don't like is people who are less fit than me trying to call me out because of one aspect of my health. Even then, all I really want is to be left alone. I don't parade myself around as some paragon of fitness. I just want people to not pester me about my habits that don't impact them.

That and shit man I probably have better numbers than them on blood pressure, cholesterol, resting heart rate, and more. If you beat me in all these stats then sure, call me out about it, I probably won't listen because fuck it's my life, but go ahead.

>>53915463
>Doesn't care about people commenting on his weight
>Is repeatedly responding to people who, not directed at him, criticized people with weight

I'm just trying to make a deck for each of the Praetors and I'm looking at Vorinclex thinking, "Man, he's shit."

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>>53915558
You're in the wrong general, onii-chan.

Might we interest you in some kitsune?

>>53915558
Yeah, he looks really cool, but he's so mediocre it's sad

Quick! Tell me your character concepts for the hotly anticipated Linnorm Kings campaign!

>>53915580
>DHB
>not in it for the ERP
But his characters are so interesting!

>>53915597
False Priest sent by Razmir to convert the Ulfen by claiming a Linnorm Kingdom through whatever means necessary.

>>53915597

>Big, stout viking
>Short, swift viking
>Strong, fierce viking

>>53915558
That's because all Praetors are inferior to Elesh Norn, the Grand Waifubite

>>53915597
Bamboozle McBamboozleface

>>53915629
Last time a foreign religion tried to do that their leader got a blood-eagle.

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>>53915631
Going full meme, eh?

>>53915597
Ulfenboo Chelaxian Hoonter who wants to become a Linnorm King after hearing one too many stories from his grandfather.
RIP ;_;7

>>53915580
Whoops sorry. Also no thanks, I don't think any fox cards will help the deck.

>>53915584
I mean it's green so ramping to him isn't hard but you really gotta ask yourself why you're not ramping to a better 8 mana creature.

>>53915646
Sure but Urabrask's the coolest tho

>>53915669

I'm also considering a skinwalker and a draconic bloodline lizardfolk.

>>53915661
Gotta keep trying!

>>53915597
Orcdad.

>>53915730
Tell us more about the Skinwalker, because to the Ulfen a touch of lycanthropy is actually a cause of celebration.

>>53915580
So are you, 2hu.

>>53915463
>Fite me IRL
Whatever you say, Rufus.

>>53915661
Wasn't that the Kuthites, and after discovering the other missionaries begging to be blood-eagled too the Linnorm King ordered them all burned alive?

>>53915726
>Sure but Urabrask's the coolest tho
My man

>>53915597
Squire looking for Ladyknights for some /ss/

>>53915824
Wrong setting.

>>53915726
Urabrask is totally cool. One of my favorite commanders. I just wish his art was a little more distinct looking.

When you level up as a summoner, can you change the free evolution's from the base form alongside the other evolution's you have bought to those of similar cost? i.e. Claw to Pincer

>>53915661
>implying Rusemir wouldn't do it anyway

>>53915851
Base evolutions are set as far as I've understood.

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>>53915773

Sorry, still memes.

>>53915900
Oh GOD DAMMIT

>>53915597
Tian/Ulfen bastard child who long ago gave up on tryng to appease the desires of either side and instead just wants to live his life to the fullest being as crazy as he wants.

>>53915597
If I said it someone might steal it ;_;

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>>53915783

>>53915944
Someone is going to do your concept anyway, just accept it and try to be the best.

>>53915706
I, too, miss the Linnorm Kings game that existed previously, buddy.
Pour one out for the eternally-shelved.

>>53915773
I played a Witchwolf Viking in a Linnorm game before! Then we stopped playing.

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>>53915819
How do you think the Praetors should be statted (as monsters not things getting most of their HD from levels) in PF anyway? What CR range do you think they'd fall in?

>>53915846
I was going to try and do Vorinclex's deck today but I really feel like it's going to suck so I'm just going to give up and move on to Urabrask. Sheoldred or Elesh Norn after that, I already did Jin Gitaxis.

I think his Urabrask's art is pretty rad, it's dynamic and full of motion. Every time I look at it it conjures images of him blazing across the Furnace Layer in my head.

>>53915975
My concept is wild, though! It involves him being a Magus with a lightning guitar and Union Jack shirt!

>>53916040
I remember her!

>>53916055
Rocketbilly pls

>>53916055
I've seen it before. Go ahead, go full meme. Embrace the meme. By the end of the application process it'll all be memes anyway.

>>53915706
>>53916027
>>53916040

I do miss hearing about DrowAnon's game. It made for some good stories.

>>53916041
It's cooler Big, on the card it's just so small. I dunno, I do have eye problems. Still dig it, though. Just smashing into losers at very high speed

>>53915597
A thrall who killed a child and was condemned to serve the family whose child he killed, but the family gets murdered and no close relatives are left for him to be transferred to, so he is set free. But he doesn't feel free, so he vows pick his masters' family name and make them legends, at which point he can finally consider himself truly free.

>>53916106
>A thrall who killed a child
Edgy

How do you keep from dropping your spaghetti in-game if you don't have as high a Charisma IRL as you do in game?

I just don't feel like I can read the mood quite right when I want to be smooth or say something appealing, but I think it's high time the doubtful "notice me senpai" phase of my character came to an end.

>>53916156
His name shall be Sepholaf "Darkwings" Childmurder

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>>53915631
>>53915669

I cannot promise that they wouldn't feature in homage NPCs.

>>53915659

Linnorm DM does not bamboozle. If anything, they are the bamboozled! by all these wonderful character ideas.

>>53915754

How many Orcs are in Linnorm anyway? Belkzen isn't that far off.

>>53915730

Skinwalkers are cool in my book. Lizardfolk seems odd, do they have some kind of cold marsh off-shoot variant?

>>53915824

My friend, Mendev is over here https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/80257/wrath-of-the-righteous

>>53915938

If they prove themselves worthy... or split enough skulls that no one dares to question them!

>>53915944

I'm sure you will think of something eventually, anon.
>>53916106

Being a Thrall is tough.

>>53915706
>>53916027
>>53916098

There was another Linnorm game?

>>53916165
Git gud you fucking cretin

>>53916106
This sounds like a Sleep application.

>>53916165
Just pretend to be confident. Lie to yourself. Don't go for witty unless you know you can pull it off.

How the fuck are you supposed to fight robots as a caster without being a blaster wizard or a conjurer? Fuckers are immune to everything,

>>53916201

Buff the martials and make them feel useful for once. :^)

>>53916181
>How many Orcs are in Linnorm anyway? Belkzen isn't that far off.
A pretty solid amount, as near as I can tell. Orcs like mountains, and they do a lot of raiding - it stands to reason a fair number would end up in the surrounding regions.

>>53916181
I'm thinking Qadiran bard

>>53916181

>There was another Linnorm game

A long while back. Got put on indefinite hiatus-the GM's schedule changed, I think. It's a real pity, I think people were having a lot of fun with it.

>>53916184
It's not quite naively or desperately optimistic enough. Sleep doesn't really do edgy when he goes for something dark, he does put-upon and tragic.

I want to play a PC whose body is poison, somebody who suffered a magical or alchemical accident or a strange heritage that curses them with a touch that inflicts a potent and painful wilting on anybody that receives it. A lonely person that makes their money on death contracts, not because it suits them or even because it suits their "talents" but because it suits the expectations people have of them. They've hurt those close to them too many times to let people really get close anymore, so they build up a wall around their heart and adopt the persona of an apathetic assassin because it hurts less- for them, and for everybody else.

And I want to somebody like a monk or a paladin that's immune to poison see through their walls, break through their walls, take them outside their walls. Somebody they can hold and kiss without fear, somebody who will never desert them or throw away their fragile heart. Somebody who can lead them back into the light with compassion and love.

It'll never happen but it's cool.

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>>53916226

I will keep that in mind.

>>53916230

That must be a tough crowd to work.

>>53916231

Well that is a shame. I hope I can live up to it!

>>53915597
Grimur Nordheim, the Fiend Eater

Raging Cannibal True Primitive Barbarian VMC Sorcerer (Abyssal Bloodline).

Upholds archaic cultural traditions as an exorcist. He hunts downs and physically devouring fiendish threats before they can hurt what ever population they are near. Going down the barbarian spell sunder/superstition/etc. so he is naturally dangerous to be around for anything magical. Grabbing lesser fiend totem as well. From an outside perspective he is a vagrant and wanderer, coming to town and flashing holy symbols before staying on the floor of the local inn. Seeks out rumors of fiendish activity and the like, and those who coerce with fiends. Seeks them out and eats them (the assumption is they can not escape the stomach of their devourer). He's happy and jolly, loved kids, and an accomplished singer.

>>53916181
Iirc the party was a Ulfen Warder, a Huldra Witch, a Kitsune Beguiler, an ulfenboo Chelaxian Rogue/Fighter thing, and a Skinwalker Viking Fighter/Myrmidon that used a throwing shield. The party got as far as raiding some tombs in Osirion and then selling the loot in Cheliax before schedules screwed things up.

>>53916286
>. I hope I can live up to it!
Don't worry about it too much. The old Linnorm game can be considered the Proto-Meme game, as it featured a Huldra, a Witchwolf, and a Kitsune, and was silly and lewd as all get out, with Fluffy Tail getting touched everywhere.

Actually, wasn't there a scene where everyone got wrapped and cuddled in the Kitsune's tails or something?

>>53916197
>pretend to be confident
How exactly is this not fumbling spaghetti? Pretending to be confident feels like it's just going to be obvious to everyone involved.

>>53916348
In person it's usually easy to see through fake confidence, but there's really not much of a difference between faking it and playing it when roleplaying. If your character talks big, they'll look big. No one sees your stuttering unless you want them to.

What are some common flowers that would grow in northern Avistan?

>>53916380
Foxglove, honeysuckle, lily of the valley

>>53916165

Relax and remember this: nothing matters.

Besides that, do not mutter or stutter. If you have to speak slowly, do it, but make sure you get every word across without becoming tongue-tied or going 'uh uhm uuhh' every other word. In fact, its better to say nothing and have breaks between what you are saying then to stutter.

Finally, make a cheat sheet for yourself by writing down lots of witty idioms, phrases and sayings that you think your character would use- go research existing ones if you can't think of any, there are tons of famous quotes and sayings to work off of. Practice them, preferably in a mirror. Watch 101 (voice) acting videos on YT. Keep this with you at all times during the game and in a worst case scenario, you can fall back on it.

Everyone said Churchill was an amazing speaker but he self-professed that he was terrible at it and would study clever things to say before-hand when caught off guard by an ad lib situation.

Name three reasons we shouldn't run DHB out of the board. He has done nothing but hurt us. He got rid of every good dev we had, shat on our thread culture, and has done nothing but attention whore.

While we're talking about playing CHA, has anyone ever played with someone with too much charisma for their character?

>>53916445
What are you talking about? DHB is a saint and a hero and I want to eat his cookies

>>53916484

>too much charisma for their character

No such thing, because it will never be as good as Int and Wis. =^)

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>>53916499
Lewd.

>>53916445

Do you have proof to any of this?

>>53916226
If I recall, the Ironbound Islands are a safe haven for half-Orcs looking for a place to call their own. White Estrid even gave them a giant-infested island.

>>53916576
>tfw he isn't in it for the ERP so you can't PM HIM

It's all over

>>53916445
Curse DHB and all that degenerate ERP posting he's been doing.

>>53916580
Probably not especially because most of the things anon is accusing DHB of are actually things 2hu did.

>>53916445
Because you're a faggot, you are literally the only person that hates him, you constatnly do nothing but attempt to derail threads over your homohatelust over him, because DHB's homebrews are generally pretty decent, and as far as autistic fuckwits are, he is generally the least caustic and tends to be entertaining in a "look at what this mook is doing now" kind of way

kys witch hunter

>>53916445
Pretty sure we did all that by ourselves.

>>53916274
So... A vishkanya?

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How many short modules and Adventure Paths take place in Varisia?

>>53916603
What if witch hunter is just a spurned DHB lover?

>>53916420
And what do we figure the DC to find them would be? Would it be Knowledge (Nature), Survival, or Perception?

>>53916645
Three APs and I believe as many modules.

>>53916681
Knowledge (Nature.)

Survival is simply for knowing the basics like which fruit is toxic and which can be eaten.

>>53916645
Godsmouth Heresy and Seven Swords of Sin take place in Kaer Maga, along with some dubious PFS adventures.
But those first two are pretty neat, and Kaer Maga is an awesome locale. Read "City of Strangers" for more information.

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>>53916274
As >>53916638 pointed out, that's basically a vishkanya. Also make sure you take your character's backstory whole cloth from Rappaccini's Daughter.

>>53916705
It really is and I'm surprised /pfg/ doesn't talk about it more.

aaaaaaaaa I want to be in an unrequited love with DHB!

>>53916344
>>53916318
The Huldra was the most precious part of that campaign, she seemed like a really wise and thoughtful character.

Speaking of Huldra, there's a trait that involved you being involved with one that gives a +1 floating bonus to any roll once a day.

>>53916738
Kaer Maga is a filthy NAPland

>>53916274
Suck off your DM so you can apply this template to your character
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/templates/poisonous-creature-cr-1

Is the Brawler a good class?
I've heard that it's the most effective of all the martial classes, and that it's actually effective.

>>53916797
Brawler is an excellent class, but I wouldn't call it the best, which in my opinion would be the Slayer.

>>53916797
Slayer out-classes it, as does the new Fighter with AWT and AAT options, but its still pretty solid

>>53916797
>I've heard that it's the most effective of all the martial classes

That doesn't look like Barbarian

>>53916797
It's "effective" in the sense that the amount of versatility allowed with the feat swapping you can get makes it able to do a bunch of different crazy things.

>>53916797
I personally prefer fighter over it, but if you want to go with an unarmed martial, Bralwer is where it's at.

>>53916797
It has great flexibility with the wildcard feats and has some baller archetypes. Just a shame that you are restricted in term of armor and weapon..

>>53916797
Unchained Monk is actually better than Brawler, though Brawler can get ahead depending on the Point Buy/Race choice.
High Point buy or easy access to finesse+D2D will push the UMonk further ahead, though.

>>53916286
Linnorm DM! Linnorm DM! How do you feel that every concept expressed thus far is a big, burly man? Will you address this in the campaign? Will there be a hot springs or sauna session?

>>53916859
Actually, the Brawler ARCHETYPE for Fighters is a really nice unarmed deal.

Its gets a good FLAT damage boost, and you can still pick up the damage die scaling via something like the Ascetic Style line if you want.

It's pretty good at sticking to people and making things unpleasant for them.

I'm bored, anyone want me to look at something?


>>53913975
Friend, I'm not in any of the Discords. The public Discord was just spam and blogging, the only thing in it I enjoyed was the review channel; and I never gave enough of a shit about Cabal memes to think about joining the other one.

>>53916797
Yes. You can thank SKR for that.

>>53916907
My Qadiran will be a DEXfag for sure and maybe even a vivacious, learned woman if I find some primo character art

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>>53916964
maybe one of the newer ensoulment apps since the last time you had a reviewathon on it? I think the latest app when you stopped was Aurelia and she got replaced with Takashi, so him and down, minus a few randos, could make a small table to roll on.

>>53916964
If nobody has requests you could always do JttW since it closes this weekend.

>>53916998
For what purpose

>>53916998
I'm not liking this as much as he alchemist. It's fucking bizarre.

>>53916964
https://app.roll20.net/forum/post/5160831/application-thread/?pageforid=5162991#post-5162991

Go nuts, amigo.

>>53916907
Hey now, there's been some discussion about Tittyvikings.

I may be considering swapping orcdad out for for a female (but still orcish) character, though.

>>53916964
If I PM you some time can we discuss character building and roleplaying methods?

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>>53916907

I would think the Ulfen would know the joys of a good hot spring.Though most of these ideas seem to be ladies??

>>53916989

A Bard, you say?

>>53917046
>Half-Orc woman with a huge admiration for Ulfen people and their culture after the broad acceptance of her people into their lands

>>53917049
Yes, a Bard

Is there any reason not to use a tower shield if you're using a stupendous strength Landsknecht build?

>>53917046
>BUTCHER
>AXE

>>53917078
The -2 to attack.

>>53917078
>Landsknecht
>Shield

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>>53917053
With the advent of the Orc Hornbow and Butchering Axe, I've had some ideas in the works.

>>53917102
Stupendous Strength eliminates the -2 penalty, ya dummy.

>>53917102

Stupendous Strength removes that penalty

>>53917113

It's weird but there seems to be no limitation on shields.

Strength of Arms (Ex)

At 1st level, a landsknecht learns to deliver maximum power with his one-handed weapon. As long as the landsknecht only attacks with a single weapon wielded in one hand during a round, he adds 1-1/2 times his Strength modifier to damage, as if he was wielding the weapon in two hands.

>>53917046
There's too many tittyvikings. So, don't.

>>53917160
How many of the concepts posted were tittyvikings, though? Art is one thing, but a concept is another!

>>53917125
>Butchering Ax

This has given me some fun ideas when used in conjunction with Mercurial Duelist. EXTREMELY fun ideas in fact.

>>53917136

That's.. pretty cool actually, I'll have to remember that.

>>53913214
Just heading out the door so I won't be around when the new thread is made, but since we're falling now, I wanted to remind whoever makes the next thread to use the following updated pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/JLu5xXML

>>53917136
>https://pastebin.com/X5mcnkiH
The problem is landschnekt is built around Scarlet Throne and Mithral Current, the former requiring the use of no shields

>>53917216
Not since the errata.

>>53917045
Reading now.

>>53917048
Go for it.

If you want a discussion any time other than evening, you're best off going through Discord.

>>53917216
Scarlet Throne's no-shield requirement is actually thrown out the window when you use Scarlet Throne Style.

Scarlet Throne maneuvers require either one hand, or one weapon in both hands. Scarlet Throne Style treats you as two-handed for the purpose of abilities or feats.

Ergo, sword and shield ST user.

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>>53917185
from what we know, it's:

3d6 damage, x3 crit, two-handed exotic weapon, costs 65 gold, and requires 19 strength to wield without taking a -2 penalty for swinging about a massive hunk of sharp metal.

If you can handle the feat and stat requirement, I imagine it'd make a great weapon for a ZS warder.

>>53917185

Is mercurial duelist not in legendary vigilantes?

>>53917284
It's the Vital Strike archetype from "Asian Archetypes- Martial" that dropped somewhere. I'm sure you can find it though.

>>53917262
Absolutely brutal. I can see it getting a TON of usage out of vital strike builds and (if it remains untouched) the level 3 stance from Primal Fury

>>53917307

Play a Half-Giant. Break the bank.

Is it ever worth it to use a Orcish Double Axe?

>>53917307
Even if that one does get changed, drink an Enlarge Person potion and slap the Impact enchantment on it; it'll be dealing 6d6 damage just from that.

>>53917341
Making it start as a large size weapon would mean the two above strategies would make it come out to 8d6

>>53917345

Maybe if you want to do a Thrashing Dragon build with a half-orc.

>>53916964
I'd ask for a review, but I withdrew my only application so it's moot now!

>>53917345
You're a Half-Orc Slayer in a 1pp only game.

>>53917307

Seems not to be in the trove

>>53917341
>Half-Giant Mercurial Duelists with SoP Size Change and feating into Primal Warrior Stance

>>53917345
If you're a half-orc Slayer or Ranger, certainly. Otherwise, Weighted Spear is a better option for every other race

https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/77201/essentia-forgotten-home (Closing in 2 Weeks)
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/79068/journey-to-the-west (Closing in 4 Days)
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/77814/ensoulment-of-the-flower-court (Closing in 1 Week)
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/71590/puella-librum-daemonium (Closing when Nut Milk Delivered)
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/75856/dimensional-ark-abyssia (Closing in 1 Week)
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/80257/wrath-of-the-righteous (Closing in 3 Weeks)
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/80328/volo-fluffy-tails-9 (Closing in 3 Weeks)

I'm sad Linnorm Kings isn't Gestalt because I would've made an Avowed with the patronage of a Huldra who loved him!

>>53916445
t. witch hunter

Sorry you're not able to convince anyone else to buy into your faggotry.

>>53917511
There's a Linnorm Kings game recruiting?

>>53916274
Toxicant Alchemist VMC Oracle for the acidic blood curse.

>>53917592
Not recruiting yet, but soon.

>>53917592
There's one in the works.

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>>53912132

how do i Bounty Hunter /pgg/?

25bp, human, all 1pp/3pp allowed.

>>53917633
There's a Bounty Hunter Slayer archetype.

>>53917488

>https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/77201/essentia-forgotten-home (Closing in 2 Weeks)

What was the deal with this one? Why does no one talk about it?


>https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/71590/puella-librum-daemonium (Closing when Nut Milk Delivered)
>https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/75856/dimensional-ark-abyssia (Closing in 1 Week)
>https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/80328/volo-fluffy-tails-9 (Closing in 3 Weeks)

And why is this trash recruiting at all?