A seemingly impossible to defeat enemy stands between you and

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>enemy stands

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Befriend/seduce dragon.
The real treasure was the friends we made along the way, anyhow.

>>53910130
True end

>>53909120
just snoodly woodly the treasure away

>>53909120
I Pooing on him.

I use the dragons own nature against him,

"hey mister dragon do you want to double your hoard?"
>then he says yes
"well how about a game then if I can lift your treasure I can keep it, if I cant I will go get you double"
>he scoffs and I walk over to it
>stuff my bag of holding full of the stuff and then turn to him and lift the bag

"welp thanks for the game but I win"
>the salute him and moon walk out. or alternatively run the fuck away when the dragon realises its been cheated.

>this is how you bard fuckers

>>53910130
This

This will undoubtedly have that fucking autistic shit commenting on how all options are badwrong like last time, because fun is terrible.

>>53909120
I ask him politely and if he says no I accept and wish him a good day

>>53910951
that doesn't really get the treasure, but I suppose that's the polite thing to do

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>>53909120

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>>53909120
I use the boss level wrap around glitch.

i defeat it

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>>53909120
Wasn't it obvious, I was the dragon the whole time.

>>53910702
>stuff my bag of holding full of the stuff
Ah, Rules-as-Memed, where there's no limits to what a bag of holding can carry, and liches are free to make their phylacteries "the color yellow" or "a single grain of sand".

>>53909120
I dig.

>>53914156
That chest is as big as a person. It could easily fit in a bag of holding.

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>>53909120
Meta-Magic

>>53914206
>It can store a combined weight of up to forty times its own weight

Do you think a human-sized wooden chest full of gold weighs more than forty empty bags?

>>53910702
I stuff the dragon in my bag of holding while it's distracted by this guy. It's probably worth more than the treasure anyway.

>>53914299
>It can store a combined weight of up to forty times its own weight

What
What fucking shitty versiom of a bag of holding do you have?
Most bag of holdings just have a specific hard weight limit nuch higher than 40 empty bags.

What is this some original dnd shit?
I mean it doesnt work like that in ad&d? b/x, 3e, or 4e.

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>>53909120
Walk towards the viewer, thereby revealing that the dragon is small and I was far away.

Kill Jester

>>53909120
I convince the dragon's wife that people shouldn't own each other and an open relationship is the only way she can have true sexual agency in a world where our sexuality is dictated by a man's supposed right to claim a woman like some kind of prize.

Then I fuck his wife.

Oh man. Not this shit again.
>b-but muh board culture and nostalgia /tg/
Fuck off.

>>53915868
>hating fun this much
Now THAT'S board culture!

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>>53915868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xRrUVVKigk

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>>53909120

>>53916672
>actually being entertained by this
I'm honestly embarrassed for you.

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>>53909120

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>>53916971
Alternatively, In the game I'm running.

>>53909120

I bribe the enemy so I can get to the treasure. The amount I bribe him for is exactly equal to the total value of the treasure.

Having bested the challenge, and my business transaction complete, I get full xp and go home in victory in record time.

>>53909120
I design a product that would appeal to dragons, but design it with planned obsolescence in mind so that the dragon has to purchase a new one every quarter and eventually I will have accumulated all of the treasure through the transactions.

>>53917000
>>53915868
How sad a person must you be to be so obsessed with tying to ruin other people's fun?

>>53910913
so ignore him lol

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>>53915868
>>53917000

Underrated post

>>53909120
I pay the prize.

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>>53909120
Stand?

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>>53909120
>enemy stands between you and your treasure

>>53917055
How the fuck does that happen? system?

>quest trash
Ugh.

>>53918848
Anima: Beyond fantasy. Percentile system. Rolls of 90 or higher allow for a second roll, adding the previous roll, though the next open check is 91 or higher, then 92+, and so on.
The Mentalist's player has dice that are as autistic about combat as he is: they will flat out avoid high numbers in non-combat situations, but will explode at least once a turn, sometimes over three times in one attack, in combat. He one-shot a boss several levels above him at level one due to those dice.
And before anyone asks, yes we watch him like a hawk, yes he's switched dice, no it hasn't changed shit.

>>53920710
Sounds like my dicebot. Except it mostly gets used for roll-under.

>>53910130
Dragons are antisocial and it kills you before you can do that.

>>53910205
Your arm gets bit off before you get incinerated.

>>53910252
You try but you're dead before you can drop your pants.

>>53910702
The dragon just kills you and takes your stuff anyway.

>>53910951
He does not reply, he instead burns you to death.

>>53913195
Ray romano holds no power over dragons. You die.

>>53913983
You get tail slapped in half and die.

>>53914258
The dragon burns you alive and you die before the zeroes land in front of your 1.

>>53914286
You realize you can't be in two places at once and have an aneurism and die.

>>53914364
He's literally too big, and you get aoo'd and die before you can do that anyway.

>>53914616
You fall off the bridge, out of the world, and die.

>>53916608
You're still level one, and still die in a single blow.

>>53916971
It makes a saving throw. You do not. You die.

>>53917055
Dragon's special effect protects it against any attack that should instantly kill it. It kills you in response.

>>53910913
>>53920990
Called it.

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>>53920990

Oh look it's this guy again.

>>53921193
>he's not letting us be chaotic ranDUMB shitters!
>bad guy bad guy mommy make him stop reeeeeeeee
Have you considered killing yourself?

>>53921218
>itt: salty assmad faggots mad because not all dm's are beta cucks who let their players do stupid insane bullshit.
Actions have consequences motherfucker. Maybe if you left your mom's basement you might realize this.

>>53916608
hehe I like this one

i defeat it. things are never as they seem.

Requesting someone do the mario and luigi superstar scene where bowser is being force fed but instead have (You) feeding the dragon enemy the treasure cake

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>>53910130
10/10
Dragons are for friendship.

>>53909120
Punch the nerd DM and break his figmas and miniatures.

>>53921232
You aren't the DM. These threads are about having fun. Even if you were the DM, your lists of what you'd do make it clearly obvious you would soon no longer be such, and likely booted from the group for being a complete and utter shit.
Fuck off.

>>53921384
>respect my awful entitled opinions!!!
Reality check, shitty players like you are everywhere. Enjoy not having a DM, faggot. Meanwhile i can replace your sorry ass in like a minute.

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>>53921434
That's a funny joke, anon. You playing games. Or interacting with people in any sort of normal capacity. Ho, ho. You kidder.

>>53921482
>projecting your thirst
Sure is salty in here

SUCK HIS DICK. It works on bears and most normies I can't imagine the dragon will be different

>>53920990
If you are the one making this thread, you're doing it solely to stroke your own ego because you've already decided nothing will work.
If you aren't, stop backseat DMing, this doesn't need some no-fun-allowed fuck saying no solution works for REASONS.

Reminder not to reply to blatant trolling.

>>53909120
I diplomance the undefeatable enemy instead. Don't have to defeat him if I can just convince him he wants me to have it.

Failing that, illlusion magic to make him think I already have it, then while he's distracted with that my teammates grabs the real one and we skedaddle.

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>>53921487
>projecting
Let's just get straight to the bit where you tell us how your daddy never loved you and how you want to fuck your mommy.

>>53921571
No. Diplomance the gods. And because jackass anon will claim the dragon has a higher diplomancy score. It's clear it doesn't.

Ez. Slap the GM.

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I cast Summon Bigger Fish.

>>53921517
Plus, then you get to suck dragon cock. Probably not a common experience, and probably pretty amazing.

>>53921555
There is no blatant trolling in Ba Sing Se.

Itt homos furries and autistic underaged edgy random redditors.

Mods please do your fucking job and delete this quest filth.

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>>53921694
>I cast Summon Bigger Fish.

>>53921642
>level 1
>diplomancing anything
No John, you are the morons.

>>53921694
You cant summon something higher level than you. So, you waste your move and then die.

>>53921733
>>53921487
>>53921434
>>53921232
>>53920990
Samefag

(inb4 mspainted screenshot implying it's not all him even though poster count says otherwise.)

>>53909120
I roll to trip him

>>53921571
You are level one so your diplomancy isnt high enough and you fail. The dragon can see through your illusions since they have true sight at will.

>>53921751
you'd be surprised what can be accomplished with unchecked flagrant munchkin cheese.

Also, we're in a system that goes to 100, so think carefully about your next assumptions.

>>53921785
You made him lift a foot. He tramples you to death.

>>53921781
>l-look ma i pointed it out!!!

>>53921806
Fine. Dragon wins because of speed and instant kills you. Apply this to all attempts because my cheese is maxed stats for a max level creature. Fuck you.

>>53921785
that would be a form of defeating him. Spoilsport stick-in-the-mud-also-up-his-butt fag might have been unreasonable, but you still gotta be more clever than that, anon.

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>>53921830
>maxed stats
>max level creature
This isn't your RP WoW server.

>>53921834
>waah im too stupid to figure out the solution so im going to call him names
Kys

>>53921850
Oh but youre making assumptions about shit so i get to as well :^)
Also
>WoW
Theres your problem this isnt v u stupid fuck

>>53921830
>>>53921781 (You)
>>l-look ma i pointed it out!!!
So you admit to your transgressions.

>>53909120
I snap those tiny stick-figure limbs then take to the sky. Those poorly attached wings will never let him catch up to me.

>>53921884
You are a fool and are desparate as fuck. Also the dragon's limbs are too well attached for your level 1 ass to do anything but die.

>>53921875
>you
I'm sorry, OP, we are different anons.
>assumptions
My assumption is there are no systems with "max stats" and "max level", since that shit belongs in your second-favourite vidya, not in /tg/.

Moreover, I repeatedly perfect defence away all of the lizard's bullshit while grabbing the prize and going away.

>>53921922
Nope. You dont have enough AP to do that. You save against the fire breath for half damage, but you still take more damage than your max health and die.

The solution is really easy but you fucks are clearly too dumb to figure it out.

>>53921949
Yes, I do have enough AP for that, since I used the Force Dice and converted all my bennies into Sorcery Points, which are then turned into Speed Factor via Magical Accleration Feat.

Also, since it's a narrative rules-lite simulationist dungeon-raiding game, I choose to burn my character sheet mandala to declare that the dragon has a beatiful half-goddess musclegirl, who is preparing to win her senpai's heart on upcoming prom night. To that end, she needs whatever the dragon is guarding, since it was her who gave the treasure to the beast to safeguard.

>>53920990
im too noodly he cant bite me

>>53909120
>turn into earth elemental
>tunnel underground
>grab chest
>tunnel away

>>53914299
...Eh? A Bag of Holding can hold 500 lbs. of whatever so long as it fits within 64 cubic feet of space.

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Dragons don't have AYE TEE FEELDOS.
It can't breach mine, so I'm free to fuck it up with starting gear and throw it around with Inertia. The change in damage between P and E scale should take care of things though.
And the dragon is definitely a P-scale entity, being only 15-18 feet tall.

>>53921901
BS m8, look at that wretched thing. I'd be surprised if it can even stand up. Its toes and legs are twigs. The same for its arms. Even carbon fiber splinters at such thin diameters. This dragon may be high leveled for his race, but his race is dismal.

And don't even get me started on the wings. Way too small for something of his mass, with little to no musculature to operate them, and what they do operate is a humerus every bit of like, 8 inches long, with everything past the elbow being largely non-powered. You can't get a proper flap out of that. If anything they'd operate more like fins.
And even if we were to suppose it could get off the ground, that has to be one fo the most un-aerodynamic builds I think I have ever seen. Even if it straightens its body out and has to hold itself planked out like that the entire trip (because the wings are really only attached at the shoulder, leaving everything else dangling unless tensed) then it still has that ridiculous square crocodile snout and gargantuan vestigial frills on the back of its head widening its profile and causing additional drag almost at the very nose of the profile. And that tail has to be one of the sorriest rudders I've ever seen. Almost looks like a boat oar.

No sir, I have little to fear from this excuse of a dragon, regardless of level.

>>53909120
*teleports behind you*
Nothing personnel kid
*teleports away*

>>53922045
Nope. Dragon still has a statistical advantage and is 100x stronger than whatever bullshit you do. You dont have any of those items either and im not going to bother reading the rest of your post because you already lost.

>>53922062
Fine noodle boy, he slurps you up then.

>>53922063
Dragon follows you and just kicks your ass with transmute earth to air.

>>53922082
>level 1
Your umbilical cord fails and you are shinji and cry to death.

>>53922088
Hes using a hologram to appear less menacing, retard.

>>53922113
Nah, I've still got multiple rounds of power, and just because it's AdEva doesn't mean one is playing Shinji.
Sorry. The Light of the Soul wins out here.
And yes, I'm only considering what a starting character is capable of doing. Sorry if you're incapable of following the rules of the game.

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>>53909120
Same way as I've beaten every enemy before it.
Raw fucking skill.

I kill boars and collect bear asses in the forest until I reach level 101 and then I slay the dragon

>>53922102
https://streamable.com/1t7l6

>>53922162
I have no counter to this.

>>53922168
The dragon grinds as well and easily passed level 200 in the meantime.

Rolled 5, 6, 5 = 16 (3d6)

I put 80 points in guns because GURPS is broken and then headshot him fromm 100yrds while at a full sprint.

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>>53922240
Tfw shit rolls even after fucking up the first time

>>53922233
>I have no counter to this.
What, no "the dragon also uses its raw skill gg no re, aren't I such an insufferable faggot teehee"?

>>53922233
Ah, so that is your own post.

>>53922240
Hard Scales reduces damage by 15/-... you barely scratch the paint. He enrages and kills you.

>>53922271
>>53922273
Salty fags mad at the only reasonable response.

>>53922294
Just because it's your own, doesn't make it automaticallty reasonable.

>>53922113
First, I didn't use any "items", all of that are traits. Second, It cannot be "stronger" than me altering the plot. BTW, you cannot overpower perfect effects, only point out how they are inapplicable. Jeez, it's like >>53922150 says, you cannot even follow the rules.

>>53922314
Judgement has already been passed. See >>53922260
Life is unfair Goodbye.

>>53922294
The dragon outskills you. You die. It also kills everyone you know, just to make a point.

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>>53915868
Oh good, Reddit's back again.

>>53920990
>>53921830

hello dick head, well how about this. I walk forwards and take the treasure and walk out.
he can not stop me. for I am god. anything he try's to do is stopped or misses, anything he try's to say to convince me fails, every roll will not be high enough. for I am THAT DM and my Mary sue shall not be stopped

>>53922336
Wow jealous that someone actually won? You must be great at parties.

>>53922351
>to defeat a monster he became one himself
>but at the end of the day he has won nothing and lost his soul

>>53922357
I'm just being fair and I follow the rules of the game. I see no reason to humour your godmoding, so your character is dead. Make another.

I bet the dragon his hoard in exchange for a funny joke. Then I ask the DM if I can just roll for it, instead of saying the joke

>>53922387
>to beat a monster I become one, I lost my soul but that just means I shall now enjoy myself without the binding of morality, I win

>>53922335
No, you're just a shit.
'Life's unfair' is not a reason to take a huge steaming shit on everything for no reason other than you can.

>>53922351
He too is god. But hes 99 levels stronger than you. So you die.

>>53922162
Rocks fall and you die. Rocks cannnot be outskilled.
You are dead.

>>53922415
DM FIAT
he misses, even that Nat twenty does 1 damage
I get a nat one and kill him

The salt is real.
[Spoiler]and im not even the guy you are all bitching about

I ask the lvl 200 DMPC to defeat the dragon, in return he/she gets the treasure and my services as a bootlick.

>>53922440
I posted >>53922162 and am just watching the show right now.

>>53922440
Hey, I've got the dragon's hot sister to fuck, so I'm chill.

>>53922428
Counter FIAT, youre not actually the DM so you get kicked from the game for being a salty cuck. Yeah, i went there. Yiur a cuck. And every night when your wife is finishing up what you failed to satisfy she will be thknking about me and how good our sex was in your bed. You will know its true because of the way she looks at me when we pass by in public. Youre gonna die alone, a stupid fucking cuck who lost at an internet game and at life. Too bad you will never find a game since no dm will have you.

>>53922460
>that DM pc agrres to your condition, you win but she dies during it so you get all the EXP and the treasure. you are now level 20 have fun

>>53922487
But the dragon's death throes kills you anyway. Roll 4d6 in order.

>>53922484
counter counter fiat
that's what I wanted you to believe so you do not see the fucking American swat team coming in the windows. check mate bitch

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>>53922487
NO, that's not what I wanted! WHY did you have to kill her DM! I HATE YOU YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKING FAGGOT!

>>53922510
Nope. You cant issue fiat because you arent the dm and the grandfather clause prevents you from saying anything to stop that estabished fact. Gg bitch. E z

>>53922514
because I like to watch you suffer, bitter sweet victorys for you, are sweet for me to watch
>>53922538

oh and I have this old thing for you all
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

>>53918495
>[Imagine Dragons]

>>53910252
You know how I know you're Indian?

>>53909120
I walk off, grind to level 150, come back and cut the dragons head off. At that level he should barely be able to scratch me (inb4 world boss)

>>53922544
>so mad he deploys reddit tier copypasta
You need to go back.

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>>53922544
>Angry marine pasta
>prefaced with "I have this old thing for you all"
It's like you didn't want to seem too aggressive and catch people off guard, deflating the meme entirely. Who's the beta cuck now?

>>53922559
Dragon grinds to lv 400 while youre doing that thanks to microtransactions. You die and lose a level. He raises you and kills you on the spot making you lose another level. This happens until you are level zero and are dead forever.

>>53914633
But, Jingle is our friend, she's here to help us!

>>53922581
Stop posting adorable dragon and human relations. The dragon snaps her neck and eats the corpse.

>>53922591
>>53922233

What kind of grinding would the dragon be doing?

>>53922585
Damn you

Good game it was half fun, but damn you

>>53922634
Grinding stupid idiots that try to take him on. E z

>>53922591
>NPC Dragon
>Level grinding with microtransactions

Muh nigga, if I had known there were microtransactions...

>Grind to Level 150
>Pay company $2500 in microtransactions for better equipment, scrolls of invulnerability, expert level gacha
>Use high tier ally units to chain attack dragon, OTKO him.
>Claim treasure which is now outdated due to superior microtransaction equips.

my life...

>>53922656
>Lvl 1 idiots attacking dragon
>Lvl 100 dragon

That is a looooooooooooot of idiots.

>>53922666
Nope.
Dragon defeats you in a cutscene.

>>53922678
Where do you think you are?

>>53922690
Then it's story relevant and doesn't actually count as a defeat. I'm sure that at a later date I'll have a chance to defeat the dragon after I've raised my player level another 100 ranks, dumped another $1000 into the game, and waited 6 months for them to release content that is already 6 months old in Japan

>>53922723
Are you ready for 10 + 1 5 delita?

>>53922741
Already have Ramza, might as well complete the set running arena right now, rank 2337, how about you my man?

Well i guess i won. Nobody can beat the dragon and youre all too chicken to keep trying :)

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>>53915868
You know Anon... I don't believe you didn't knew this was going to happen. But by golly, you were right. This thread turned out to be awful and fun was ruined by this >>53920990 autistic shitter with a peen smaller than the dust collecting on his ReelFeel fleshlight that he keeps within reach of his computer desk.

I believe we owe you an apology. Next time I will be diligent, sage, and report.

>>53922762
Rem Emperor Deletethis here. 30k rank arena shitter, i am stoked for the new content. Fused arianna grande to bedile to draw rem in one tix, gonna do more sacrifices to my bedile totem as allahs will demands the blood of shitty units for heaven's blessings clearly. Gotta get as much blood spilled as possible before i pull the big ten one. Maybe ill get TWO 5*...

>>53922770
No need to apologize. Just remember this stuff belongs in /qst/ . Maybe jumpchain and cyoag will go too.

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>>53922604

>>53922783
two 5* are a myth, might as well wish for a million bucks since that's what it's gonna take to get a two 5* draw. I got both Arianna, so I'm farming out her tm then I'll fuse one, but she's not a bad unit, and 40% mag is pretty nice (from tm). Honestly, not a lot of stuff I'm really looking forward to. Got Tidus a few months down the line, and 6* WoL - I'm just saving tix for them, and working on getting the gems to awaken sevens osmoslash for that yummy group steal MP effect.

>>53909120
>ENEMY 「STAND」
NOT SO FAST! With the power of my 「STAND」, 「Mr. Fahrenheit」, I can modify the inertia of any object I or my 「STAND」 touches. with this ability, i can send projectiles flying at over Mach 5, making it near impossible to dodge them. this is why i always carry steel bearing balls with me.

Ball Bearing Breakaway!

>>53922827
Arianna is ok, but meme magic was real. Joked that terrorists were going to touch the detonators and then that shit happened at her concert. Joked that sacrificing her to finish the job will reward me and bam got rem. Gknna save my other arianna for tidus or onion knjght.

>>53922819
Like this could ever happen. Quit posting this stuff.. dragons are mean.

>>53922401
Wow! The dragon is impressed with your joke and you win his treasure! Congratulations!

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>>53922851

>>53922898
Nope. The dragon couldnt hear the joke over your screams of being burned alive.

>>53922864
>Implying we'll ever get onion knight
We still don't have 6* WoL. I can't get enough Giancrysts to level up my DFinas Ultima to level 2. And the free 5* unit is utter garbage. At least I got 2 Elzas and a Maxwell for this event, so I'm making fat dosh.

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>>53922897
Dragons are more scared of you than you are of them.

>>53922851
Ha, you fool! You thought you were going to get the treasure, but inside was me, Dio!

Za Wardo!

the dragon is his stand [/spoilerz]

>>53922935
Oh my god stop it that gif is adorable.

>>53922922
Warrior of lies cant come fast enough.
>that awakened warriors notice
>its fina
Hurts.

>>53922982
I'm pretty sure they're just fucking with us to see how much money they can make before dropping anything good at this point. you should give me those friend digits, my man

>>53923012
054 533 415. Usually daily. And yeah probably. Maybe expeditions will be decent, but im not counting on much.

This thread was good enough the first time around. Let this be a lesson on not running one-off jokes into the ground.

>>53923075
Its a damn shame. It was fun, but then shit head came in.

>>53914819
hm...

..

KKKEEKKKK

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Also holy shit buy a better mouse OP, this is disgraceful.

>>53923122
[Spoiler]im sorry. I dont have a table right now. Im living in low income housing atm and all i got is my bed a blanket my pc and some cheap cooking tools and a little food. Trying to straighten my life out and slowly but surely im making it.[/spoiler]

>>53923073
Sent - Elza friend unit rn

>>53923154
We don't need your life story, anon, we just need to know if there's anything we can do to help you, especially in the dank memes department

I ask for the treasure politely.

>>53923213
Negative. I just gotta eat this bowl of eggs.

Thank you~

>>53923243
The dragon gives you a hug and then shares his box of board games with you. The treasure was friendship.

>>53923199
Added and faved. Thanks!

Can someone explain this thread to me?.
i just dont understand why people would enjoy this, and im not talking about this whole "get creative" thing but rather a single guy doing his absolute best to ruin it.
just why? when in all of existence is the best thing you can do to further a completely meaningless thread with nothing but negativity?

>>53923439
Normies go outside and spray some graffiti somewhere or carve swear words on public furniture. Shut-ins who would shit themselves if someone glared judgmentally troll internet forums instead. And the most easily scared of them all do it on anonymous taiwanese soap-carving communities.

Vandalism is as old as time, really.

>>53923706
*if someone glared judgmentally at them

I wouldn't say it's part of human nature but it definitely develops in, like, 10% of the population. Hard to say if it's bad education or genetic predisposition though.

>>53923376
True answer.

Now that we (he) won, what's the treasure? I wanna know.

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>>53909120
Either by a well known ancient strategy.

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>>53909120
Or by a distracting ruse

>>53923826
The way was the prize.

In the box were just old National Dragonical magazins and bent cutlery, the dragon thought to be valuable because its blinky.

>>53923439
Control. He likely leads a shit life that he perceives to be out of his hands (however true that may or may not be), so he seeks to whatever little jurisdiction he can find. And he's found it here, ruining others' fun. That little neighborhood kid who, when told of an imaginary attack, went "NUH-UH BECAUSE THEN I'VE GOT AN INVINCIBILITY SHIELD", -every time-? He grew up at some point and found out that no one liked his unchecked prick streak, so no one even tried to stay close. Surprise, surprise. This is his petty revenge on everyone who wouldn't be his friend.

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>>53923987
> old National Dragonical magazin
Just for science, cooking recipes and the articles.
Not because there are nude human tribes or ancient cladly clothed native dragons of other regions.

>>53923706
But is Grafitti or street-vandalism a medium used to annoy or anger the community/your neighbors? it can be, but does not have to.
there are other good reasons for it: appeal of the forbidden, "rebellion", selfexpression and so on.

you know, things one may not agree with but everyone should be able to at least consider.

trolling on the internet or just openly being an asshole seems so incredibly unneccesary to me.

>>53924021
control over what?
the conclusion of this thread was that some people threw arround obscenities and generally called him out as a terrible person.

If he was "serious" the whole time, actually believing what he was writing, that is just sad.

If he "merely pretended to be retarded" he takes a liking in the suffering of other people which, again, is just sad.

>>53920969
I'm thinking of running Only War and forcing him to be the Psyker, just for the fuck of it.

Also, what happened to this thread?!

>>53913983
Best, 2bh

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>>53922897
LIES. Nobody that likes fish tacos can be mean.

>>53914134
I lied. THIS is "Best, 2bh".

>>53918445
This was really well done. Did you major in MSPaint?

>>53920990
>It makes a saving throw. You do not. You die.
Read the fucking book next time, man. The only throws a GM makes for the players are passives like Notice, Magic Appraisal, and Style. That's it.
Mike rolled a 100, so he passed the save regardless of the difficulty.
Ya know what? Give me the screen and books back. This is the fifth time you've fucked up like that and it's obvious you haven't taken my advice and actually read the rules.
Or any of the statlines for the dragons, for that matter...
Anyway, Mike. This level 100 dragon threatens reality. It vanishes, you don't remember what happened, or even fighting the dragon. OoC, yes, literally ALL of the Powers in the Shadows teamed up to deal with it. Yes, even them.

>>53923956
>hubba-hubba, hello Beautiful!
>...
>Oh, so you're shy?
This is funny, but I feel bad about the dragon being all heartbroken later

>>53909120
Look kid, Im a seasoned player, some might even say that Im one of the best, if not the best, gamer this board has to offer. Dont believe me? I have over 400 hundred board games at my house, over a 100 at my arms reach right now. Card games? I got a deck for every possible combination of cards of M:tg, I even go to tournments and shit. No biggie. D&D? I'm proud to say that as a player I'm always the party leader, maxed as I can be and I'm not afraid of taking that extra edge that puts me ahead of enemies and allies alike. Hell, I got to get paid for having sex with hot girls and killing dragons with my expert builds. I like to shit on the GM one-directional adventures, by solving it with brains and brawl instead of one or the other, wether the party likes it or not. When Im the GM, Im proud to say that NO PARTY ever finished one of my adventures. Think you're gonna face some lazy sleepy goblins? Think again, they are fully trained comandos, that will attack and take full cover before you can do shit. Dont hate the player, hate the game. WH40K? My Ultramarines will anihilate you (each one of them have at least 5 page background that I wrote to enhace the fluff), so don't even get me started, kiddo, shit would blow your weaklings mind on how real it gets.
So, you listen, kiddo, your "image" is lacking several information... not that I would need it, but how smart is that dragon? What is the terrain like?
Anyway, I would outsmart the dragon big time, hell, even with a D&D 3.5 fighter level 1 (yep, went there) I would trick him with scented decoys and booby traps, play with his own senses and magic powers, if any. Divination? Sorry, already proved my point to a DM once, my characters have free will, so not even an all-knowing god would be able to realisticly know my moves... with my intelligence and wits alone, that fucker wouldnt even be a match for me, or a party of adventurers, as long as they follow my lead, that is.

>>53922897
Dragons are natural forces, and living creatures they posses all the same natural hungers that all sophant life has. Including hunger, lust, greed, expression, family, and pain avoidance.

So if your a bard, roll to seduce the dragon. Once he/she is tired from fucking you swipe some treasure and get out before they wake up and use your like a living dildo/onahole again.

>>53923376
You take falling damage and die.

>>53923871
You still cant touch the treasure becaise the ultra thin dragon is in the way. He hits jist as hard as before and you die.

>>53923946
...?

>>53923956
Dragons dont have boobs. Your distraction fails, and you get incinerated.

>>53925166
Nope. You still die, and you get kicked from the table for being a whiny entitled shit who wants to start drama for dramas sake

>>53925264
Nope. Dragons are antisocial andmwould rather kill you over anything else. Also you are too low level for that shitnto work. That and no magical realm shit here you fucking faggot. Oh, and you are dead.

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>>53924835
>control over what?
Not that anon.
He has a fair point. This can be some sort of power fantasy. But that is just common inhumans and especially GMs. ^^

>This is funny, but I feel bad about the dragon being all heartbroken later
Right thats kinda cruel, even a level 100 dragon has feelings. Now i feel bad i drew that.

>>53925582
>?
?
Its a classic stealth technic meme from metal gear solid

>Dragons dont have boobs. Your distraction fails, and you get incinerated.
Bu.. But.. But after years of princess hunting, he started to like boobs. The dragon is a Counter-Furry. He likes the human force.

>>53924975
Shit's boring when there's a control freak on the loose.

>>53925698
Why would you post an empty picture of a hallway?

>>53909120
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is getting the treasure even Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Dragon Like Nigga Choose your battles Haha

>>53909120
I immediately leave the dungeon seeing the peril of my current situation. After some thought I head to a local adventurers guild and sign myself up and search for a party.

After a lifetimes of adventuring and achieving max level, our party returns to the fabled dragons lair to claim the treasure.

>>53926056
You cant run from a boss battle.

>>53926061
The dragon gets his own party.

>>53925582
>Whiny entitled shit
Ever try looking in a mirror?
This is what I get for letting D&Dnards try running Anima. And I'm taking my books back.

>>53922113
he aint got lips to slurp with he's a reptile

>>53909120
I aint gonna msp this but the real end game is the level one goes to the local tavern and sets up a quest for some powerful adventurers. He then gets part of the prize assuming it's valuables and not some bullshit like friendship or magical ability bequeath to the one who opens the chest.

>>53921329
That dragon's arm/legwarmers look comfy :3

>>53926149
I thought dragons were anti-social and all powerful. Why does he suddenly wish companionship or allies?

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>>53921517

>>53927412
Clones, dipshit.

>>53921922
>"max stats"
you are wrong my dude.
WHFRP (2nd) and any roll under 1d100 game in fact.
for example i managed to some how max my starting weapon skill, it can be increased a further 35 with career choices and advances but that us the soft cap without getting into heathen magic and weird shit. Hard limit full stop is 95

>>53922423
YOU IDIOT.
rocks can be dodged, therefor someone can out-skill them,the only thing that has changed is you've gone from a horizontal shooter to a vertical shooter

>>53922811
>shit post thread belongs on quest
what

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Offer the dragon your hand in marriage

>>53928125
Rocks Fall rocks can't be dodged, because they have homing capabilities and advanced collision detection, combined with advanced, miniaturized thrusters hidden away in various nooks so as to not ruin their outward appearance.. They are a truly state of the art member of the pissy GM's arsenal.

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>>53909120
call in an old friend I met in college. but a few party poopers arrived, shouldn't be a problem for him, being a god-pharaoh and all.

alternatively:
what do /tg/?

>>53929401
>was 6 before going gay
Fuck those edition rules. I want something for my wasted class levels.

>>53929467
Five levels of Eldrazi

>>53925582
right I've had enough of this shit

>>53925264
this is fucked up but the dragon is a fleshie
>>53925166
bad GM is gone and your party continues onwards
>>53923956
the dragon thinks this is the real treasure and you are given the treasure as thanks
>>53923946
anon? anon where are you?
>>53923871
by breaking reality you step around him and win
>>53923376
see above answer, bonus points for style
>>53922767
good job cutting the Gordian knot
>>53922666
you are scum, but you are a victorious scum
>>53922423
the rocks are outskilled, the dragon dies you win

there I think that's all

>>53922233
Actually the dragon can breathe fire in such a pattern that dodging becomes impossible, and you die despite your skills.

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>this thread

Why are all you literal niggers trying to steal from the Dragon anyway?
Keep your hands off other property that isn't yours.

The only correct answers in this thread involve either walking away or trying to make friends with/fuck the dragon.

>>53921193
>>53921218
>>53921539
>>53921781
>>53922062
>>53922351
>>53922770
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is This Bait Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

>>53909120
Give the DM a blowjob. Or anal if he's stubborn.

>>53931658
because murderhobos anon, murderhobos

>>53909120
Sadly I am at work so I can't mspaint. Turn into Freddie Mercury and sing 'Give Me The Prize'. He does so because I am Freddie Mercury.

>>53931365
lol
that a nice idea

Shit thread

im glad this stupid thread is dying and i hope it is never made again.

>>53938883
I hope that a similar thread will be made but with a different GM.

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Okay I give up. So what's the correct answer?

>>53941106
Only retards need to ask for the answer, and the answer will not be given to a retard.

>>53920990
You have autism. You die.

>>53909120
Ask

>>53941299
You realize that you are the type of player who dedicates his life to being a dick to the GM and ruining any fun any other players might have. After this realization you commit suicide and die, then a stray dog shits on your fat corpse.

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>>53941106
The dragon is the treasure.

>>53941468
Go back to /trash/.

>>53926149
>You cant run from a boss battle.

Um, watch me?
*Walks away from the cave*
*Notices bulge*
OwO

>>53941824
The dragon kills you with his fire breath before you reach the exit from the cave.

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>>53918495

>>53909120
Calculate the number of hectopeasants required to kill this dragon, organize them, them have them kill it. Reward my homicidal teeming throngs handsomely with their promised share of the treasure, the safety of having removed such a fearsome beast of annihilation from their lands, and a story to tell for generations to come of how they slew this mighty foe using only their grit, love of country, and the power of teamwork.

>>53942975
The dragon kills you before you can start organizing peasants. He then kills the unorganized peasants too, because they aren't working together due to you being dead and as such are easy to kill.

>>53941876
The dragon's stand power is to kill anyone instantly and to negate all harmful stand effects directed at the dragon or his stander. He kills both you and your stand. He then kills his own stander too. He then relinquishes his powers, erasing the weeaboo stand mechanic from the universe forever.

>>53943151
>>53943097

The dragon gets bored of your whinging and burns you alive. With you no longer present, all the other anons dreams come true.

>>53943197
There are way more people who want to have fun than you faggots who want to ruin the game, and as such when the dragon realizes that by killing me he has left his treasures to be pillaged by morons he has many candidates from whom to choose the be DM. Through that new DM, my legacy lives on, and I am honored as a hero by the people of the land and the dragon himself.

>>53943197
>>53943262
Well played.
Both of you.
Well played

>>53922600
So she's gonnae be here fer the whole quest?
Givin advice n tellin jokes n that?

[Spoiler]Kill Jester[/Spoiler]

>>53941854
No, you freaggin' idiot. I just wouldn't enter the cave at all.

What are you? Dumb?

>>53944349
According to the OP image, you are already inside the cave, which means you have already entered it.

>>53943097
If he gets to kill me preemptively, then literally every anon is already dead.
In fact, I would say he has enacted Ragnarok, the world is aflame, it's populace dead. The dragon can sit there alone for all time, guarding his treasure from the ashes of the world he charred to cinders.

>>53941876
「blackstar」's owner is David Bowie dude.
You should be careful or he will Ziggy your stardust

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>>53941468
_ ____ __ ____ Lady Nora.
Or Reni. Reni is cute.

>>53943197
Does that include dreams of being lewd with the dragon? Also, is the dragon male or female?