OI! Any mekz on dis thing? My boyz just got done fightin'

Attach it ya shoota, boss. It'll make it killier!

>>53899095
Attach it eh? Where den?

>>53899058
I fink iz fer makin gits wot you kap-toor after a good scrap start talking bout where der mates iz, so you'z can go krump dem too.

Mebby. Da pointy ears is weird...

>>53899136
Oh ya? Fer whackin' 'eadz udda pris'nerds so dey talk, eh? Int'ristin'!

>>53899058
I'z 'eard it's wun of dere soul rocks, that they use to do weird zog.

Give it to a weirdboy, and he could stikk it on his stikk!

>>53899123
Da shooty end, boss. Makes ya shoota a choppa if it runz outta dakka!

>>53899277
Wot'd you say, runt?! My shoota ain't neva gonna run outta dakka! You'z lucky you got dos double digits or else I'd punch yer gob!

>>53899058

You'z gotta sit on it Boss, it'll make ya go fasta!

>>53899058
Ahah! I know wos this is! It's a erkik...ergon...egon...Easy-to-hold-wit-your-hands-handle for a shoota boss!
Ya strap it to the handle and it makes it easy ta grip!

>>53899058
Looks loik a roight proppa stabba to me.

Stealthy too.

>>53899058
I fink dey strap em on dere 'eads so you know which one's da boss since deyz all da same size

oi fink da eldar use dat piece of flashy stuff ta krump deyz mates all stealfy like, since da eldar gitz hate foightan in a propah scrap!

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>>53899058
Oi, I fink iz seen dat befure. Da spikey panzies wear dem. Da Dirk Elker or sumthin. When dey uze it on wimmin 'umiez, it makez dem scream!

Itz a pain stikk!

>>53900708
Dis nob getz it. Iz wuz mov'n all stealthy-like wif me kommadoz when we'z creep past dis 'ere ponsy place. We'z 'ear some panzie scream'n like dey wer gett'n krumped but good. We'z take a peek in ta' see wut flash kit dey got, 'an the knife-ear only got one of dos fings. Dun'no ow it wurks, but deyz scream'n like a git hit wif a pain stikk.

No blud or teef come out thou. Not very orky if ya ask me.

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>>53900847
Maybe it duz sumthin on da inzide? Lik boil deyz blud away? Or maybe it zuppozed ta letrak... leter... shokk dem?

Iz don't klaim ta no wut goyz on in dem knife-earz 'eadz.

>>53899058

It's a sex toy. Pretty cheaply made one, too.

Why would I want anyone's teeth?

>>53900985
Shhh, you're blowing the regiment's cover Garth.

>>53900985
You think youse a cunning Git don't ya?
>*thump*
There's more'n that waiting for ya!
...saying 'e don't want teef

BOSS! Das a fancy nidz-boss antla! Ya stikit on yer ed' and get teefier i fink!

>>53900985
Don't want teef? Wot kinda runty Grot are you?!

>>53899058
>Da Boss is in da same /d/ tread as ya
Oh zog!

>>53900976
Ya dumb grot. If deyz zzzap'd dey'd be all smoky-like.

'Cloud be un of dem ponsy kit wut krump wif-out show'n it. Dem kinfe-earz dun know how to be proppa sneaky. Wut ya'z do iz sneak past da gits so you'z can scrap wif da flash gitz, or ta plant some 'splosivez ta get all cramp'd up 'umize into a right proppa scrap.

>>53899058
You put in on yer 'ed, boss.
It's for krumpin' gitz that get too close by 'edbutting 'em, though it's normally a bit sharper, boss.
Mork knows, the 'umie you got it from must have been proper tough, to blunt it like dat, and probably sneaky too.

>>53900985
Boss I'z spotted da humie!

is a wotsit. you trow de ting into a group ov pointy earz, an' de all crowds 'round it an fight fer its!

>>53903010
Greg, wtf are you doing? Why have you given away our cover?
I don't care that you're being proper orky, you're not an ork ffs!

>>53903936
Oi, iz dere ev'n eny ork boiz in dis fread? I'z feelin' roight left out.

Tfw I read honest to God government document, written as officially as possible, describing the dildo in picture. And I don't even work in sexshop.

>>53904129
Brit here, what kind of fucking hellhole part of Britain are you living in?

>>53904129
Are you 'aving a giggle m8?

>>53904129
I hope that was bait.
GW is British, founded in London, now based in Nottingham.

>>53904226
If it isn't bait he is just showing how young he is.

>>53904129
Ignoring that GW is from Nottingham; They're based off Football hooligans, and they aren't people, you Cupid Stunt

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Still good to know that there is some hope against the tide of summer.

>>53904266
>*rattles tits* SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER

>>53904266
A nice good stint in the Stormboyz would straighten that git out.

>>53900708
Even better itz a purpul pain stikk. Makes you all sneaky like when you hurtin' gitz.

>>53899277
Wiv dat 'fing? Not choppa, stabba!
>>53899209
Best advice in 'dis fread.