Think of a fictional setting. Got one? Now think of a race from

>>53883212
>warhammer 40k

>Necrons

Umm, I'll guess everyone will wonder what a bunch of squatting Necrons are doing on the battlefield

>>53883212
>mass effect
>asari
Brash prostitution runs rampant

>>53883212

>Heels off the ground

We've found the western capitalist spy!

Slav plane when wotc?

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Yes? I have a question?

Is there anything to Gopnik culture except track suits and squatting?

Because I'm not aware of it beyond that, and you're gonna get tons of «Jawas sit weirdly and nothing changes» if you don't tell us anything more.

>>53883816
Drinking large amounts of alcohol and beating your dace in.

>>53883871

> My previous example: Jawas from Star Wars

They're miniature Tusken Raiders now. Tatooine is a harsher place because there is no prospect of trading. It's probably less settled with farmers closer to the towns.

Beyond that, literally nothIng changes.

>>53883816
I'd say listening and/or dancing to hardbass or rap and just acting like thugs in general. About all there is to it.

>>53883816
It mostly spreads among football fans/ hooligans and it revolves around drinking lots of cheap hard liquor and going out to places where really violent but low quality electronic music is playing. But you know it's the same as before, it's just that they switched Fred Perry, Ben Sherman and whatnot for adidas and whatever shit they were listening to (varies from country to country) for hardstyle and schranz.

>>53884231
Oh and almost forgot it has a smidgeon of panslavism. Othervise it's just your run off the mill hooligan subculture.

>>53883816
>wanton violence
>heavy warm vodka consumption
>creating contraptions based on Redneck physics for entertainment (trash can cannons, giant apartment swings, a functioning car with only half a body)
>reckless endangerment on the road
>general apathy for law and order
>highly autistic yet sexually successful

>>53883816
In short, Gopniks are uneducated and aggressive wannabe criminals.

They mainly consist of young people from poor families. They are very xenophobic and aggressive towards anything that differs from their normal environment. They're always trying to provoke conflict even if there is no logical reason to it. They are very cocky, but they can't handle serious opposition.

They are trying to imitate criminal culture that went widespread in Russia during the 90's, but they rarely do serious crimes. Mainly they beat people in groups, steal, vandalize private property and do other petty stuff like that.

Aside from pump they also listen to rap music of dubious quality.

There used to be a lot of them, but now they're in decline.

I don't know what else to add.

>>53883226
I've been waiting a long time for the necrons to get squatted.

>>53883212
>Hyrule
>Zora
I'm not sure what the point of squatting underwater is.

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>>53883212
>Blame!
>Silicon life

Not a whole lot changes I guess, Maybe the safeguard will determine that they are even less human than they were before, and start a more serious offensive against them.

>>53883212
>40k
>orks
nothing changes, no one notices

brb gonna paint adidas stripes on all my boyz

>>53884665

Also Killy becomes a much more sympathetic character.

>>53883212
>TFW this is almost literally what I'm playing right now in my buddy's Space-Fantasy WWII homebrew
>Squatting slav khajiit
I still feel like That Guy for being the only one to actually pick the beastman option though.

>>53883212
Always remember

Heels on ground when Slavs squat around
Heels up high, is Western spy

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>>53883226
I've been wondering about that since 5th.

>>53883212
>heels
That's no gopnik, that's a spy!

>>53892013
but those are from third

>>53883212
>Gopnik Draenei

They already have Russian accents, so... eh.

>>53897113
how would their squatting look with those goat legs though?

>>53897142
That is actually a very good question. Do goats squat? Are they always squatting? And since they naturally walk on their toes, with their heels being where our knees are height-wise, how are the heels supposed to touch the ground?

>>53897169
Apparently they do.

>>53883212
>gopniks
Am I the only one who read that as GOPniks?

>>53883212
Are Fremen just united and motivated gopniks?

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>>53883212
>Atevi

They'd proabably have a set of rules, based on province and time of year, for when it's most fortuitous to squat favoring the right leg, as opposed to squatting favoring the left leg, sitting on the ground, or standing up straight, but with head bowed.

Then, of course, the new Paidhi confuses everyone by bringing a chair. "Nadi, a moment, please..."

>gopnik orsimer from Elder Scrolls
I could see it. Colovians are basically slav-scots and have some vaguely [medieval-]gopnik vibes as-is, and Colovians and Orsimer both have proud warrior cultures that could probably intermingle pretty well out of mutual respect.

I doubt anyone would really care, most just have a general distaste for orcs regardless and that would probably continue to be the case. I'm sure there'd be jokes about squatting orsimer being in the throes of birthing their children, though.

>>53897360
>suddenly the Republican Party is the Gopnik party
kek

>>53899499
many keks are we blessed with this day anon, you are a true sage and schoolar

>>53883212
Warforged now have even worse reputation.

>>53897169
>since they naturally walk on their toes, with their heels being where our knees are height-wise, how are the heels supposed to touch the ground?
They sit down. It is as close to physically analogous as possible.