Alright lads, listen up! I wanted to congratulate you all on

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How wonderful commander, mind lending me some? This new body appears to have a faulty charging system.

>>53853164
Why or course, most honourable Dreadnought! Anything for a fine, Astarte's hero like yourself!

>>53852848
I need to disable those stupid speakers... doesn't he know its 0400 scale time...
>slowly gets up and stretches her arms up in the air
>she turns and knocks a lamp off the desk
Whoopsie. Can't leave those out.
>she closes her eyes and picks up the lamp before getting dressed in full kit and heading out to to the staging area

>>53852848
greetings commissar, how goes your fight?

>>53853412
This fight shall go well, as it always does for the Imperium, for the Emperor shall stand with us!

... I can't say I recognize you, trooper... Whom exactly are you?
>>53853402
It's nice of you too finally join us Sergeant! Although I can't say I'm surprised that you're LATE again!

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>>53852848
First Lieutenant Wyvern, of fourth company, reporting for duty, Commissar!

Unfortunately, I requested my Recaff rations be switched out for other, more useful things, such as Chocolate, and food! I've never been a big Recaff drinker, Sir!

>>53852848
Sir I have our orders!
we are to go the planet rok VI
where a large force of iron warriors and Imperial Fists are having a siege contest
We are to help the fists build things and knock down the iron warrior's things.
Also can you tell the Catachans who are on the ship that they can't steal my spare robes in order to cut them up into bandannas?

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>>53853524
it is good you don't recognise me, my name is Gareth, inquisitor of the holy inquisition. ordo malleus
>I reveal my pendant
I am here on charges you "succeed" to destroy a space hulk, I will now cheak you all for heresy

>>53853573
Well by succseed we got in a fighgt with some 'nids and accidentally hit the self destructe in the cross fire.
Also I finally got my name tag to work right!

lets start with you commissar.
name, rank, length of posting, and suspected heretics. also how many executions have you done?

>>53853592
do not interrupt my interrogation, you are next,

>>53853572
I have a strange feeling that the catachans may stop doing that if you fixed my charging cable.

>>53853617
I can do that
who are you
why would that help?

>>53853524
It's 0430 and we're slated for arrival at 1200... sir... Plus I've been getting you a new set of armor as a replacement...
>pulls gasmask down over her face

>>53853573
Ahhh yes, the Emperor's ever watchful Inquisition! I've been expecting a visit from one of you for a while now. Feel free to inspect me, and my most loyal regiment! You shall find no trace of heresy, nor even the slightest taint of Chaos upon this regiment. Of this I can guarantee you!

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>>53852848
REPOA'IN FE' DUTEH SAH

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>53853634
answer the questions commissar, I have your men to inspect

>>53853638
>the inquisitor raises his eyebrow and points at the odd trooper
who is he?

>twirls a pair of volkite pistols before holstering both
reporting for duty sir
just had to pick up a gift from a mechanicus friend down a few levels

>>53853605
Knochenmus, Arthur. Commissar, two months. Suspected heretics; None! Executions, two this morning for failure of duty, eight this past week!

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>>53853629
I'm a random ship AI cogboy thought fit to mash into what he calls a servitor. I've been leaking green fluid since

>>53853572
those iron warriors might have a few cool trinkets worth borrowing

i might need to loan some armor piercing weapons for the day

>>53853638
Yes, yes , Private Grod! Make sure your equipment is ready for inspection, by both em, and the Inquisitior!
>>53853664
Private Grod, Mi'lord! He is from one of those "High Gravity, mushroom worlds".

>>53853688
acceptable,
next is that annoying magos

and commissar, >>53853638
this trooper either had nurgals rot and survives or is an ork. best to make an examination
>>53853673
who are you? name rank, lenth of posting and your relations to the unit

>>53853688
You also shot our sanctioned psyker! he got better though.
>>53853690
I am that cogboy, I just got my name working finally now shhh the inquisition is here

>>53853631
Ah yes, very good Quartermaster! Now prepare for Inspection by both myself, and the Good Inquisitor as well!

We shall prove to him, that none of our number are vile heretics, or warpspawn in disguise!

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>>53853664
OI YA GIT, AH YA ZOGGIN STUPID OR SOMFIN'? I'Z GOT A NAMETAG ROIGHT HE'A

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>>53853755
Sanctioned Psyker Reporting for Duty Sir!

>>53853755
Yes of course.
>she whispers in his ear
How did he get on during warp transit?

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>53853783
do not insult me you vile xeno, you are only alive by my good graces

>>53853785
hmph
>the inquisitor glares at the being

>>53853785
Hmmm... I swore I executed someone who looks EXACTLY like you... Do you happen to have a brother?
>>53853725
I shot him "for his own good"!

>>53853788
>He'd motion for her to be quiet, and await her chance at inspection.

>>53853818
That would have been my brother Mih'ari
the pronunciations different

>>53853818
commissar that thing>>53853785
is either a mutant or a demon of tzeech, kill it

>>53853725
you tech priest, name, rank, length of post, notable achievements, original forge world, notable experiments and any suspected heretics

>>53853718
reporting for duty inquisitor
dak ironwall, private second class
i have cordial relations with my unit

dont worry about me sir, i just shoot things and occasionally take trophies
>>53853803
are you sure he is a xenos, sir? his nametag says he is human

>>53853785
I urge you to comply to imperial standards and equip your helmet.

>>53853852
I am an inquisitor who is trained and experienced with traitors, do you wish to advise me?
>the inquisitor stares at the guardsmen
do you?

>>53853836
Ah yes! I hear it now! It's surprising though, that not only did you and your brother BOTH become psykers; but you also both look EXACTLY the same, and that both your names are spelled almost the EXACT same way...

Hmmm..... Well, it's probably nothing to worry about!

>>53853847
Im a magos, named gelt
I've been here a couple months
I managed to make a multimelta that was the size of a normal melta
Im from the Cyclotrathe forge world hers its logo
and im pretty sure the sanctioned psyker is a daemon of some sort and Im suspicious of the gunnery Sargent but I can't really put my finger on why

>>53853883
no sir, i was just pointing out his nametag
>>53853884
maybe they're cousins sir, but if rougeness runs in the family, then i better fetch the big gun

>>53853884
commissar, don't be foolish and check. I want records of his transfer and I want him put in a holy promethean bath. if he comes out unscathed kill it, if he survives let him get some healing.

speak up tech preist

>>53853847
>>53853883
>Lurks behind a box of recaff (that is actually lasgun battery packs) with a worried grimace on his face

>>53853884
not really we were identical twins
and mother wasn't creative enough to come up with two names

Rolled 88 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>53853883
>The junior officer would stand fully at attention. His equipment in pristine condition, and displayed in a rather eye pleasing way.
>His posture would be perfect, and his hair would be at the perfect length, according to regulations.

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>53853907
tech priest I want to speak with you in a moment..privately.

>closing my eyes for a moment, I shake my head slightly

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>>53853935
if he was the evil twin, then you must be the good twin
welcome aboard
i already got my big gun, but itll come in handy, someone fetch me a tripod, its really hard to hold

>>53853949
you name, rank, lenth of post, relations to the unit
[as in friends, hate them all, more than friends *cough* gunnery sargent *cough*]

>>53853953
Uhhh Ok?

>>53853915
>stands waiting for inspection, krieger, skull gas mask is blank and expressionless
>shittily painted plasma gun held in her hand.

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>53854005
name rank, lenth of post, relation to the unit, and your wepon

speak up, come on now you two speak

>>53853981
Wyvern, Matthias! First Lieutenant, three months Mi'lord! I-....
>He'd remain quiet for a moment, when it came to the last part of his orders, unsure as to how he should answer the other man.

Relations Mi'lord? I'm not quite sure I follow...

>>53854041
do you detest your co workers? are you friends with your co workers? now answer

>>53854053
>He'd blink several times, still unsure on how to answer the Inquisitor's question.

Co-workers, Mi'lord? Do you mean my platoon?

>He'd remain silent a moment longer, before finally answering.

I can't say I have any "friends" in my platoon, Mi'lord. Platoon leaders typically aren't allowed that sort of luxary. It makes issuing orders rather difficult.

you as well kreigsman, answer

and commissar thell that hiding wretch to get out here before I shake his hand>>53853929

>>53854096
that will do, at ease then

now onto the krieger

>>53854101
Ah,yes. Commissar. I believe your regiment is being deployed, as part of a battlegroup to alterevis VII.

>>53854101
>>53853929
You heard the Inquisitor, Astropath! Hop to it, before I shoot your knees out!

>>53854021
Rias Greymane. Gunnery Sergeant and Quartermaster. Relations? I occasionally eat with Gamma squad but usually stay in the various armories keeping everything organized. I have a Plasma gun that was modified by the sanctioned techpriest on this ship and armed with a Plasma pistol, two bolt pistols and a Powerfist that was rescued and gifted to me in combat. Any other questions, Sir?
>tilts her head and gasmask, the lenses blacked out by it's previous owner
>>53854101
I'm no Krieger. I'm a Cadian, Sir. I was just assigned this mask after my previous one was broken.

> very glad I brought the red robes and not the blacks ones today

>>53854141
only two, any suspected heretics? and any members of this unit not present?

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>>53852848
Oh commisar, I need your help with something, wont you step into this alleyway with me.

>>53854168
I need to stand behind my Commissar and It'll be undermining his authority if I answer any different. No suspected heretics
>holds up five fingers
As for missing there's a few that aren't and most likely busy doing the Emperors work in motor pool

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>>53853981
MAH NAME IS GROD. I'Z IS ONE OF DEM PRI VATS AND I'Z 'ERE TO REPLACE ONE OF DA BOYZ WHO GOT LOOTED BY ONE OF DEM SKELETON FINGS

>>53854168
Theres about eight catachans around here somewhere
theres a flesh tearer whose been helping out
there was a squat for a while but I dont know where he went
and there was this one trooper who should have been a blood raven because he keeps finding archeotech and various relics

>>53854232
sorry Eighty catachans
Oh and there was a swarmlord pretending to be a trooper but we killed him in the spacehulk

>>53854226
your gothic is lacking private
>>53854225
hmph we will speak later
>>53854220
>sneering in contempt, the inquisitor seems to focus upon the being then takes a step forward a aura of fear and depression radiates from him, before vanishing
>>53854232
noted
>>53854257
especially noted. now come with me tech preist
>makes his way towards his private quarters

>>53854220
Alleyway!? What in the Emperor's fiery sword, are you talking about? We're onboard a ship in orbit! Have you gone mad, trooper!?

Also, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR CLOTHES, AND FLAK ARMOUR!?! THIS A GUARD REGIMENT, NOT THE STRIP CLUB IN THE LOWER HIVES!

>>53852848
My lord, I know how to fashion these power cells into a makeshift grenade. I can show you how, if you'd like.

>>53854278
If that's what you wish, Sir. Am I dismissed?

>>53854220
>>53854225
>With the Inquisitor headed off with the Magos. Matthias would take a moment, and gently elbow Rias, before using his head to silently motion towards the possible Drukhari woman.

>>53854278
Yes sir!

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>>53854326
Drukhari
Drukhari

>>53854323
dismissed

>>53854336
>entering my quarters, I order my adepts out and sit down on a high backed chair.

take a seat "magos"

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>>53854351

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>>53854367
very well

>he pokes his head out from a maintenance shaft
Is... is the inquisitor gone?

>>53854311
Only if such a thing, has been blessed by the nearest tech-priests! Otherwise, we'll have angered not only them, but every machine spirit in the other powercells! And we wouldn't want that happening, now would we Private?

>>53854326
>She ignores him and pushes him back

>>53854220
>waves her over and gestures to a side hall

>>53854423
>The officer would relax his posture somewhat at this point. But would keep an eye open for any reason to straighten it up.

If you count him in the Commissar's office as "gone". Then he is indeed, gone.

>>53854424
Can confirm, I am angry.

>>53854380
kek

>>53854393
you said you were from cyclothrathe correct?
that's very intresting, considering that it was a chaos stronghold and if you were posted or inducted there, the most likely a hereteck, am I correct? and please don't do anything rash, not yet anyway. I would hate to terminate you before we had proper discourse

>>53854432
>He'd give Rias a rather confused look. Wondering why she'd given him the cold shoulder, when he'd only wanted to silently inquire on if she had passed the Commissar's approval.
>"What crawled up her butt and died?"

>>53854465
Cyclothrathe was a former manufactory world known to the Imperium only by the most ancient texts, its name purged long ago by umbra-net data-phages by order of the highest possible authority.
You don't know that its a traitor world

>>53854485
>There was a sliver of paper wedged in between his armor and uniform

>>53854424
>the guerilla has an incredulous look on his face
>his reply drips with sarcasm
Of course sir, I'd be loathe to anger the machine spirits when destroying the enemies of man.

>>53854487
[there are a few other things I could point out but DAMMIT, and besides I had a cool idea going. oh well and I'm an inquisitor. I am the highest authority ]
why my pykers consistently deterct demons in weaponry? most specifically that "flesh tearer" knocked out in the med bay?

>>53854512
>He'd take a look around, before opening it up, and reading it.

>>53854544
>Abaddon was here

>>53854459
Eh, that'll do.
>he shuffles out of the shaft and lands with a thump

>>53854485
>"The Commissar, from what I've heard."

>>53854534
probably because there are daemons in the weapons?

>>53854534
>Sarcasm filters unresponsive. Using next best algorithm.

Exactly, Private Chen! Should we ever do such a heretical thing, none of our equipment would function the next time we were on the battlefield! And I shouldn't have to tell you just how bad that would be!

Now go make sure, that such a modification is sanctioned, and we'll see about using them!

I have to go in a minute on an adventure to fix my phone so If im not responding its because I can't

>>53854581
and why are there demons in the wepons you SHOULD be tending?

>>53854544
>"This won't be going well. Big eye wants to speak to me. He may start a purge."

>>53854608
Shit, he's back!
>he dives back into the shaft

>>53854608
Im not gonna try to steal a weapon from a world eater. Besides Inquistor Quixos always said to take any advantage you could get

>>53854598
>the guerilla hefts his longstubber, a primitive weapon with nothing comparable to computer systems
Aye, sir.

>>53854553
that quoted greentext was supposed to be a private thought, but I'll play along
>He'd whisper back.

Now there is no evidence to support that, and we both know it, Corporal...
>"Especially when she keeps breaking into my room, and using my shower..."

>>53854644
hmph, tell me tech preist. did you put the demons there?

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>53854679
Have you ever considered that you might be the demons?

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>53854644
world eater you say?
>>53854711
no are you?

>>53854631
>He'd let out a sigh, before forcefully pulling the Corporal out if the vent.

If the rest of the regiment has too sldeal with it, than so do you! Now get out here!
>>53854618
>"Strange..."

>>53854659
Good man! Respect the machine spirits, and your equipment will always be willing to work hard, and never jam!

>>53854779
commissar do you have a world eater In the med bay? and one of your staff tries to hide from me, have him flogged

>>53854732
Well ive been out of the big I for a while but a red astartes with spikes a chain axes and thing for skulls is a world eater i think

what is the situation now ?

>>53854825
so you willingly harbour a hetetic? I do belive I shall have to purge this unit... but you are succesful

>>53854814
Of course not! That's our third company Captain! He's recovering quite well, after his heroic take down of that swarm lord! If anything, that man deserves a promotion!
>>53854825
That's merely feral world modifications!

Rolled 32 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>53854732
No, are you?

I have heard enough, follow me tech priest
commissar assemble your men in the hangar

>>53854841
Inqusitor. That's our third company captain.
>wink wink
He's doing great in Medbay. I'll lead you to him.

>>53854883
me ?

>>53854883
Mi'lord... We Uhm... We are assembled in the hanger...

>>53854891
>>53854883
>"This is about to go as well as a bolt shell to the head of a Titan... Very poorly..."

>>53854910
good that saves time.

>taking a slight breath, the inquisitor turns off some form of collar on his neck, the depressing and unnatural aura of fear returns

AT ATTENTION ALL OF YOU LINE UP FACE ME DO SO NOW

>>53854933
Ready for orders

>>53854933
i swear to God, if this ends with us going to the Inquisition, I'm going to BLAM every character in this regiment....

You heard the Inquisitor! Line up!

>>53854928
or a wound

>>53854933
>lines up
>"fuck..."

>>53854970
if anything I would kill you all myself, this is going to be so much more fun...for me


I SAID HURRY UP, FOLLOW YOUR COMMISARS EXAMPLE AND THIS QUARTER MASTER

>>53854933
your will shall be done

>>53854996
please don't be a penance crusade, I might not get back before the 35th millennium

>>53854996
>>53854979
>He'd still be lined up for the Field Kit Inspection.

>after a few minutes I decide that it is sufficient organisation

commissar, step forward and hand me your blot pistol

>I hold my hand out, lowering my aura that he can actually approach

>>53852848
>we had successed

Oh, WarHamster! Don't you ever change!

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>>53854996
OI, QUIZZY'TOR. IZ DIS DA LINE YA WANT?

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>>53854933
Reporting for duty sir!

>>53855062
GET IN LINE WITH THE REST OF THEM YOU FILTHY XENO
>I pockets the "dark-age tech"
THANK YOU

>>53855062
>whispers to the ork
I bet he feels like a hero, eh?

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>>53855077
GETTIN' IN LINE

-taking the weapon from his holster, I check the ammo count... full. turning I aim the gun dead straight at the first class

"anything to say for yourself?"

>>53855128
>a bolt shell in the guardsmen's leg
if you seek to ridicule me, do it when I can not hear you

SPEAK UP

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>>53854933
Gday cunt hows it going? Yeah fucking top stuff mate have a good one! (walks off)

>hits comms
Someone contact medical...

>>53855222
-looking at the idiot, I motion to my pyker a good 50 meters away, he follows the fool-

your all a bit stoic arnt you?

what about you sergeant? any sins to confess?

>>53855231
i am trained in medical dressing

what's the matter

>>53855260
I shot a guardsmen in the leg, don't touch him

>>53855160
>He'd keep his back straight, and his eyes directly up front.
>"This is going about as well, as facing a horde of Orks, with nothing but a bayonet, and one arm...."

>>53854734
Argh, you bas-
>he swiftly remembers he's addressing a superior officer
>he sighs, trudging towards the line
Yes, s-sir.

>>53855260
I'm no m-medic, but it might be this man's leg that's just been turned into jam.
>he gestures to Chen

>>53855278
i can shoot him in the head to cease his pain

>annoyed by the lack of response, the inquisitor skips to the main part of his announcement

YOU HAVE ALL BEEN CONVICTED OF HERESY. HERESY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER

>>53855260
Inqusitor shot Vu Chen

>>53855248
We have many Sergeants. Which one, Sir?

THIS HERESY IS TWOFOLD, YOU HARBOURED A HERETIC IN YOUR MIDST, A TRAITOR.

AND SECOND YOU... GUARDSMEN. HAVE COMPLETED A SUACIDE MISSION THAT KILLS SPACE MARINES

>>53855304
i did nothing wrong, i've been just fixing Chimera

>>53855304
don't you fucking do it! Don't you turn this into a penal regiment, or something else! I'll vape this whole hanger into space, I swear to the Emperor!

>>53855327
And What are you going to do about us being effective? Sir.
>She stares him into the eyes through the mask

FOR THIS YOU WOULD NORMALY ALL BE KILLED.

HOWEVER YOUR PUNISHMENT IS IS TO BE MORE USEFUL.

>>53855336
[I will blam you]

>>53852848
>a slightly older, rough looking soldier jogs up and salutes the commissar
>his uniform looks slightly different from the others
>under his hand he holds a numbers of forms
Guardsman Ruh, reporting for field kit inspection Commissar!
Sir, I have the last supply vouchers for the recaf that was sent over last time and by calculation of the mean recaf consumption, substracted by the presumed amount of dead guardsman, my calculations bring us at around 20 of supply left, which would be good for another two weeks.

>>53855304
Ah yes sir, I was waiting for this moment!

>>53855357
I think you need to lie down and calm down.
>she steps foreword a step

>downs a yard of Amasec

>>53855304
Hey, some of us haven't even done anything /that/ wrong! This some sort of heresy by association or something?

>>53855374
You tired of your grey matter, sarge?

>>53855361
> the inquisitor shoots the papers out of his hand
DONT INTTURUPT ME

ANY WHO YOU ARE ALL TO BE A PENA-
>the inquisitor listens to a small vox castor brought by his adept

feth, why? no I am not..*sigh*

YOU WILL NOT BE A PENAL LEGION, YOU ARE TO CONTINUE ON YOUR CURRENT MISSION

>>53855361
Good man trooper! Atleast SOMEONE HERE, hasn't drunken all their Recaf rations!

>He'd pat the man on his shoulder.

Good work, lad!

>>53855357
Aww shit, this reminds me of that time I crash landed on nocturne and Vulkan decided to inter me into a dreadnaught in the 35st millennium

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>>53855357
IZ WE'Z GONNA 'AVE A FOIGHT?

>>53855394
THIS IS HERESY BY ASSOSATION

>>53855374
TAKE ONE MORE STEP AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU ARE TURNED INTO A SERVITOR

>>53855399
>>53855398
>he nurtures his hurt hand while all the papers scatter around him and the Commissar pats him on the shoulder
>he casts quick glances at the commissar, then at the inquisitor, then back at the commissar
Ahh shieet not ag... I mean, oh no! Are we going to be sent to a penal regiment?

>throws the empty yard glass at the psyker who had been looking at him funny

>>53855425
Inqusitor. There's something you must see. May I speak to you in private? It's rather... Necessary.

Is no one going to help me get to medical?

Dear God Emperor, I would hope not...

commissar, your gun
> the inquisitor tosses the wepon to the commissar

you are being promoted, well done commissar-captin now get this shit pile into combat. I will return when this mission has ended.

>the inquisitor reactive his dampener
and commissar come with me to speak with your sergeant

>>53855442
what do you want?

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>53855452
>He'd rush over, and would begin applying first aid as best he could.

I'll see if I can't atleast try to stop it, Chen.
>Rolling for it! Higher is better!

>>53855442
>giggles upon hearing that
sure sure, in private

>>53855452
Ya need to hit the medbay? Should go there myself since I've been shot in the hand that I do my paperwork with.
You need carrying?

>>53855479
God-Emperor, that stings.
>the bleeding seems to have stopped, for now

>>53855490
a sharp tounge hurts its owner as much as it hurts another's feelings

>>53855490
i can cauterize if you want

>>53855479
>>53855490
I hope your replacement leg will be a newer one that won't squeek like mad.

>>53855490
I don't think we're gonna be able to save the leg though, Chen. I mean-....

>He'd pick up the half piece of bloody, ruined leg that used to belong to Chen.

Look at it...

>>53855502
It clearly hurt yours enough to shoot me in the leg.

>>53855512
>>53855511
Ah, feth.

>>53855473
I believe it's a Lord Commissar. But I guess I'll take it...

T-thank you Mi'lord! You honour me with this rank!

>>53855485
I'll get the arms, you get the legs- well, leg.

>>53855490
Come on, you old bastard, you're going to a better place. One with morphine, for starters.

>>53855535
your right, it did
>the inquisitor laughs

>>53855539
I can make up new ranks, but sure lord

>>53855551
Good idea Corporal! Make sure he gets a decent replacement!

>>53855535
join me on the medical bay to get your replacement leg Chen

>>53855551
>>53855535
>grabs the legs... erm leg under his one good arm
>once van Kleez lifts up Vu Chen too, starts walking to the medbay
't Is the one-armed leading the cripple.
(whispering) an beautiful allegory of the Guard

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>rolls stealth to escape the psyker

>>53855557
>she grabs his hand and leads him out of the hanger
Quickly now...

>>53855511
Also, I don't know if you're the same Ruh, from PR, but you've gotten a lot of people excited about your return it seems.

>>53855603
well bugger me

>>53855613
commissar? commissar help, GET HER OFF ME

>>53855569
Sure. I'll still have full range of movement, right?

>>53855596
>whispering
It's more accurate than I'd like, that's for sure.

>>53855613
>begins rapidly nudging Ruh and wiggling his eyebrows, dropping Chen in the process
Wonder where they're going, eh? Eh?

>>53855636
SOMEONE HEL-
>the inquisitor disappears from view with my staff laughing in my general direction

>>53855624
>>53855613
>Matthias would cast a look at what would going on. Wondering what the hell the Sergeant was trying to do, with the Inquisitor.

>>53855624
>practically drags him and slams the lock button on the blast door
You... You are out of your FUCKING MIND!!!
>slams him into the wall before ripping her gasmask off

>>53855613
>>53855624
>giggles
They'll take on a xeno any day but a lonely guardswoman and the inquisitor's alllll lost

>>53855618
one and the same. are you gaurun?

you crule bastards. no one will help? wow I wonder whats going to happen

>>53855670
what the feth are you on about? I have been dragged by a crazy cadian dressed as a kriger away from my staff, without my desire to be here. and yes yes I am

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>>53852848
*SCREEEECHING*

>>53855633
yes there are different mode
a silent mode to absorb the sound of your foot
a honking mode to bazinga all night long
and a normal mode for everyday use

>>53855690
I WISH! But I was around for PR, but long after he left it. You never met me sadly, but Sister Thresea, a certain catachan with a hard on for nuns with guns, and a load of other former Penals say "Hi". I'm in the discord with them right now!

>>53855709
>picks Chen back up and breaks into a jog
GEE BOYS SURE IS A NICE DAY TO BE FUCKIN' ANYWHERE BUT HERE

>>53855695
>pulls out an =][= pendant
I'm wondering why I shouldn't blast your head across this wall for interrupting my experiment!
>her other hand thumbs the safety on her powerfist
One damn good reason!

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>>53855695
*i agree indeed most excellent inquisitor, is is absurd these fleshbags waste your time so freely rawr*

>>53855695
nigga i'm not cockblocking an inquisitor in any way, form or shape, not from near, not from far.

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OI YA GITZ, LOOK AT DIS GUBBIN I FOUND. WADAYA RECKON IT IS?

>>53855737
>he fires at the monster
Agreed!

I figure we can all keep in touch through the old PR discord, if People want too

>>53855736
NOT SISTER THERESIA'S CONFESSIONS AGAIN
>>53855737
>breaks into a jog too
Let's survive, corporal!

>>53855746
simple you damned radical, I am looking through this place for heretics. AND I FIND AN INQISITOR
>conscious of the noise I made, I growl and once again let my restrainer fall, stopping any pycic communications or eavesdropping

now tell me what are you experimenting? ill be damned if I let a radical experiment get out of hand

>>53855782
>she brings the gauntlet to his face
Radical!? You dare call me a FUCKING RADICAL!!?!!??
>punches the wall next to his face
Listen to me right now. Everything is in massive FUCKING jeopardy because YOU decided to play interrogator.

>>53855777
Theresa says hello as well.

>>53855819
YOU IMPUDENT BITCH, YES I CALL YOU A FUCKING RADICAL BECAUSE YOU HAVE A WORLD EATER IN YOUR MED BAY

>>53855827
wtf are you guys talking about?

Right time for a smoko. Anyone want one while the boss fella and the Gunny are enjoying one anothers tender company?

>>53855777
>>53855769
>they reach the medbay and he hammers on the controls until the door slams shut behind them
Phew, t-that was nearly fatal.

>he waves to a nearby medical servitor
Oi clanker, gimme a syringe of your finest morphine! Oh, and one for the casualty as well.

>>53855775
Sounds like an idea. You got a link?

>>53855840
an old TG thing called "Penal regiment" from around two years ago.

>>53855840
>>53855819
> deactivates cloak field
>pulls out own =][= logo
> aims tachyon arrow at both of them
IM THE ONLY RADICAL HERE

>>53855761
I heard the enginseers eat those! You should put it in his food. or battery pack

>>53855885
you. are. fucking. KIDDING ME. do I have to fucking go completely on you all?

okay okay okay. one inquisitor psudo radical, and two inquisitor gelt will you please tell me why the FUCK YOU ARE HERE?

>an older man, unrecognized by all, bursts out of a nearby pile of rags that went unnoticed
What year is it?!

>>53855864
or I suppose we could make our own?

>>53854101
>>53854131
>Finally returns after having mysteriously "gotten lost, I'm blind after all"

>>53855840
A fucking world eater who believes himself to be loyal. Now you have 2 options. Become a red smear or go out there, apologize to the Commissar and be very very very quiet. You are not to say anything about any "heratics" to him, understand?

>>53855927
Because Im trying to turn a khornite into a tzeenthian in order to test my theory

>>53855931
Uhmm... About M40, give or take a few centuries... Why?

>>53855931
Nobody knows!

>>53855931
time you got a watch

Is anyone in this regiment not either a heretic. xeno and undercover inqusitor?

>>53855933
Possibly, although there's probably enough overlap in '/tg/ Imperial Guard RPs' to just make a new room in the existing one. I'm easy either way.

>>53855959
>>53855960
>>53855976
>the man strokes his fashionable white beard carefully, lost in thought. Seemingly coming to a reasonable conclusion, he raises his finger eureka-style
Fffffffffffffuck! This isn't right at all. Where am I, if you cannot tell me when?

>>53855978
UHHHHH... My characters.... And maybe vu Chen... That's about it....

>>53855978
me

>>53855954
Magos. Please. I'm having a private conversation here. We can talk later. I kindly got my alone time.

>>53855946
>>53855954
YOU ARE BOTH FUCKING CRAZY, ONE YOU WANT TO SEE IF A WORLD EATER CAN STAY LOYAL, AND TWO YOU WANT TO MAKE A BLOOD THIRSTING SAVAGE CIVILISED?

terra above, why could I just purge you both...
IS THIS WHY THE LORD INQISITOR WOULDNT LET ME TURN THIS LEGION INTO A PENAL LEGION?
>>53855978
well technicaly they succeded a misson without dieing, this breaks several guardsman rules

>>53855954
>>53855946
>>53855840
>>53856004

>a sister comes running out of nowhere
>runs up to the hangar
>loud banging on the hangar door
>kicks in the door from the hangar
I saw the inquisitor of this regiment being dragged here by a female against his will! IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT?

>>53856004
Im gone but I swear if you kill that world eater, who I am this close to turning into a thousand son. I will make you deader than horus
I am no longer here
>cloak field activate

>>53855994
You're on the strike crusier, "Eagle of Eternity". How the hell do you not know this Trooper?
also, is this radceab?

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>>53855761
I'M GONNA LOOK REAL CLOSE TO FOIND OUT WOT DIS IZ

>>53856033
Everything is according to plan Sister

>>53855978
Hey, I'm clean. Well, heresy wise. Physically and probably mentally, not so much.

>>53856033
>his voice buzzes through a nearby intercom panel
No. Nothing is alright. Everything is going horribly wrong. Please remove your inquisitor before he cripples any more guardsmen.

>>53856038
>the old man puts his fist to his mouth, looking incredibly guilty
I have no explanation prepared for that.
>he cracks his knuckles
But I am in the right place, so I'm good.

>>53855994
>cloak field disengage
Your on your way to the planet rok IV in order to watch the Iron Warriors and Imperial Fists get into a castle building/knocking down contest

>>53855991
>elbows him
Say, now our one legged friend is drooling and happy with the morphine shit, shouldn't we head back? I haven't heard any shooting in a while? We could get executed for cowardice.

>>53856033
Hi sister Theresa!

As sister of battle? Here? What the hell?

>>53856043
PUT THAT DOWN

>>53856020
You can purge him. Then get out. Now the sisters are here. We're out of time. Break my cover and you won't last.
>>53856033
Yes Sister?
>opens the blast door.
Is there a problem?

>>53856033
A sister of Battle! What an excellent entrance you did! Although it probably wasn't useful at this point in time. But points for trying!

>>53856033
oh for fucks sake
>sending a small wave of "otherness" into the sisters area, she crumples and drops to the ground

well madam inquisitor, if I find any traces of heresy when I return in 5 standard years [3 threads]
I swear to the god emperor I will hold you responsible, and not even the lord-inquisitor could help you then.

>the inquisitor turns and stalks off, kicking the sister awake
get up

>>53856043
throw it on the barbie mate

>>53856101
> a servo skull rams you
>its carrying a note
> no you can't

>>53856067
I do not possess this inquisitor myself but I get what you mean.

>>53856020
>>53856101

>arms bolter at Scarlet Greymane
Inquisitor! Please confirm you have the situation under control!

>>53856043
Lick it Grod!

>>53856141
> servo skull pulls out another note
>everything is under control

okay and that was Gareth the phara everyone

>>53856141
I'm fine, lets get out of here. this place stinks of radical

[we will soon be back to your usual MUR the world eater]

>>53856144
What the hell even IS that thing?

>>53856168
I think it is something that looks like it would go well with the white wine

>waking up with a blinding headache, the beserker draws his axe and disembowels a servitor

WHERE IS PUNY MAN, WHERE IS COG MAN? WHY BY KHORN DOES MY HEAD HURT

>>53856120
woops, looks like my internet is really slow
>stands back up, shaking her head

>>53856161
You get out of here if you must inquistor, we have other orders from the mother superior. We will be with this regiment when you come back.

>>53856199
Mhm... I'd say a nice red wine, and a bit of fish. Unless it's a grenade. Then not so much.

>>53856211
You got knocked out by a hive tyrant
I carried you off the hulk as it self destructed
now keep a low profile
the =][= is here

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>>53856043
DERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FOIND OUT WOT DIS GUBBIN IZ

>>53856168
>>53856199
>>53856230
>walks up slowly
>pulls out a flask
Or Amasec. Everything goes with amasec.

But well, whatever floats your goat.

>>53856237>>53856252
>>53856230
>>53856168
>>53856161


TAKE COVER

>>53856237
Do it Grod

>>53856237
>The Junior Officer's eyes would widen at what was about to happen.
>With a quickness, he'd go to a nearby weapons rack, and equip an Armament Riot shield, before making his way back.

Safety first.

>>53856230
I don't think imperial grenades have mouths, or noses for that matter, Chaos grenades might... COMMISSAR

>>53856252
>ducks immediately behind first solid looking thing

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>>53855978
Me

>>53856237
Goodness gracious... That doesn't seem good at all.
>Produces his daily nutri-slurry and stands dangerously close, seemingly entertained more than afraid

>getting up the beserker looks around for whats causing all the fuss, while his wepons sigh
"here we go again" ~"couldn't he go back to sleep"

>>53856294
>grabing the pyker, I walk closer to the orky guardsmen

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>>53856237
>>53856252
>>53856265
>>53856269
>>53856270
>>53856273
>>53856277
>>53856286
>>53856294
>Meanwhile. Three decks away, in his bedroom/office.
>The Newly minted Lord-Commissar would be enjoying a crashing glass of Amasec, as he reads over the daily reports, knowing nothing bad could possibly happen in the next five minutes.

>>53856294
>crawls and grabs the astropath by his robe
Duck you blind fool. I thought they were roasting some rodent but now looks like it might be a grenade.
Not that you could tell.

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>>53856237
>And then suddenly Daemons

>>53856333
>the old man smiles
I like this ship.
>he then dives back into his rag pile

>>53856333
>Matthias' eyes would blink once. Then twice. Then a third time. Before he finally rushed over towards the hanger bay door controls, in an effort to vent the entire room into space.

>>53856294
WHAT IS THE ASTROPATH DOING OUTSIDE OF THE CHOIR?
>>53856315
WHO ARE YOU?

>>53856322
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE GROUND?

>>53856333
HOLY THRONE SWEET EMPEROR PROTECT US
>Shoulders melta-gun and starts firing

>>53856073
Yeah, I suppose so. I'm s-surprised the unit has managed to keep it's shit together for so long, honestly.
>he cautiously open the door and exits the medbay

>>53856333
MOTHER FUCKER

>>53856333
Stone the crows take cover!
>dives into cover and draws his las gun

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>>53856333
>explodes into Lord Of Change Daemon
Thank you grod, For providing this service to Tzeentch

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>53856333
FUCKING KHORNITES
ITS WARP LIGHTNING TIME

>>53856350
EVERYONE TAKE COVER AND GET BEHIND ME

OPEN FIRE

IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR
IN THE NAME OF FIRE AND FAITH
HOLY PROMETHEUM PROTECT US AND CLEASE US FROM THIS FILTH
BLESSED EMPEROR LEAD US NOT TO DAMNATION
BUT PROTECT US FROM THIS BLIGHT
>continues praying at a very high volume

>>53856333
Perfect. Now if only my silver requisitions would have been fulfilled, but nooo, all of it was just shiny aluminum.
>>53856315
Nothing. Why do you ask?
>>53856322
As you can see, ducking is not an option.
>>53856350
Just... Staying far from the priests and the Inquisito- I MEAN SENSING THE EMPYREAN MESSAGES, DIVINING A PATH, TAKING A BATHROOM BREAK, OH LOOK IT'S LUNCH TIME, BYE!

>>53856375
Theres only room for ONE lord of change in this regiment!
DOOMBOLT TO THE FACE

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>53856382
>takes cover behind the sheila and opens fire on the daemons

>>53856399
SOMEONE SHOOT THE ASTROPATH BEFORE HE EXPLODES INTO DEMONS

>>53856382
>pokes his head out the the pile
Hey, uh, lady? You know, praying is all well and good, and it hurts daemons and all, but like, there's a like one or two guys here that are also daemons and would probably appreciate you doing that later, y'know?

>barricade the med bay

>>53856382
>he leaps behind her and starts blind-firing over her shoulder
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT AMEN

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>53856349
>>53856350
>>53856355
>>53856359
>>53856375
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lrtQgRd_UOI
>He'd quickly hit the button to start venting the Hanger bay.

NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE, STILL NOPE, NOPE, NOOOOOOPE! NOT HAVING A DAEMONIC INCURSION HERE!

>>53856350
T... Theresia?
>>53856415
deffinitely Theresia-like in any case

>>53856382
>pushes some storage cart in front of him and takes cover behind it
>starts firing at the demon with his lasgun

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>>53855978
>points at itself
SCREEECH

>>53856399
>keepin gtight grip on the astropath, I heft him onto my shoulder

>>53856415
he is mine, no killing until i want him dead

AND I AM MUR, AT YOUR SERVICE
>mur bows slightly

LET US PURGE
>Axei reves up to full speed and I plunge into the fray, the osteopath still on my shoulders

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>53856449
pyker I meant, also roll

>>53856442
that is indeed her. Say hi!

>>53856399
>slowly lights a cigar
Inquistor Quixos would be proud>>53856399
Astropath don't die I got this
>charges into the fray with a joy and ferocity that would impress a flesh tearer
>pulls out a force sword and tachyon arrows
Ill show you how we used to do it on back in my day

current thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdIyxSVtPek

>>53856497
More like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFqHyCoypfM

>>53856427
>taps his shoulder
Good job. Just vent everything in there.
>smiles happily

the war crazed maiac shifts and ebbs with agility that should be more than impossible, turning my opposing khornates into ugly red stains

>>53856449
I guess this is a good situation compared to the alternatives...
>Draws his flintlock pistol and waits for any of the daemons to approach
>>53856480
I don't intend to die!

>>53856417
DEMON RHYMES WITH EXTINCTION
DEMON SURGE RHYMES WITH PURGE

>>53856426
GET COVER IDIOT! THE LIGHT OF THE EMPEROR SHIELDS ME BUT USE THAT CART OVER THERE>>53856442

>>53856449
WHAT EVEN IS THIS ASTARTES?

>>53856480
>sees the action
>nod of approval then back to firing at the demons

>>53856520
NO VENTING IF IT'S OUTSIDE THE SHIP IT'S STILL IN REALSPACE

>>53856520
Well, it'll still take some time! And it's better than an entire ship!

>He'd turn on the hanger intercom.

Soon guys... You've got about fifteen seconds, maybe even thirty, before the hanger vents you all into space, and kills you.... I'd suggest using it wisely.

>>53856537
I don't really understand where you're going with-
>he just looks really confused

>>53856530
>sees this and curses
Who the fuck gave a blind man a gun I mean what in the fucking what emperor's raisin testicles why why why
>goes back to firing at demons

>>53856537
hi theresia.

>>53856542
ALRIGHT FIGHTING RETREAT TIME

Rolled 7 (1d100)

WHOOOOOEEEEE VENT THIS BASTARD
COME ON WE CAN TAKE EM, LETS GO HAHAHAHAHAHA
>the berserker rushes into the mass of demons, yelling obscenity's

GET OUT OF THIS HANGER THOSE WHO CANT SURVIVE A VACUME DIE DIE DIE HAHAHAHAAH

>>53856542
PSYCHIC SCREAM

>>53856561
>>53856560
>>53856557
>>53856542
>>53856537
>>53856530
>>53856526
I HAVE THIS WELL IN HAND IMPERIAL CITIZENS
YOU MAY VACATE THE HANGER WHILE I DEAL WITH THESE WARP SPAWN

>>53856575
WHY DOES NOBODY THINK THIS THROUGH


RETREAT! ALL RETREAT

Rolled 58 (1d100)

FRAG OUT

>>53856537
FUCK THAT, THERE ARE SCARY THINGS BETWEEN HERE AND THE CART! YOU'VE GOT POWER ARMOUR, YOU'RE BASICALLY MOBILE COVER!
>he blindly sprays a couple more bursts

>>53856427
OH FUCK
>grabs the vox handset
TROOP CARRIER TO HANGER... HANGER 13 STAT, WE GOT DAEMONS AND NEED IMMEDIATE EVAC!
NO I CAN'T HOLD, G-GET OVER HERE NOW!

>>53856595
>the old man bursts out of the rags
YOU'RE THE EXACT REASON I'M HERE!
>he sprints over to Draigo and latches on to his leg

LAST ONE OUT OF THE HANGER IS AN ELDAR

Rolled 82 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>getting swarmed I drop to my knees in pain, before roaring and hurling the astropath into the adjoining chamber

>>53856595
NO MY KILLS


PURGE

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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>53856480
AND INTO THE GRAVTIATIONAL FIELD OF TERRA

>>53856595
>starts screaming in absolute horror and despair when seeing Draigo despite looking at the demons like a champ
YOU WON'T HAVE ME! I WON'T LET YOU GET TO ME
>runs out of the hangar as fast as possible

>>53856624
Oh good a daemon!
GET IN MY FORCE SWORD BITCH

>>53856595
>stops shooting and starts getting out
Emperor, if I make it out of this alive I swear I'll go to voluntary confession with the sister.

>>53856613
GET OFF CITIZEN I MUST DESTROY THESE DAEMONS

>forcing the demons back I kick half the hoard into the void with the help of my plasma pistol

FALL BACK PUNY MORTALS AND INFORM THE COMMISAR, I MEAN PUNY MAN

>hurling every loyalist I can get my hand on out the door, I pay no attention to the broken bones I subject them too, only that they are away

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I'Z STILL DON'T KNOW WOT DIS FING IZ

>>53856624
>yelling from the distance while pointing her meltagun at draigo
IDIOTS THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO BAN IT FROM REALSPACE

>>53856637
*looks like the khornate knights reputation precedes them rawr*

>>53856671
BUT LORD DRAIGO! I AM A BLANK!
>he gestures wildly while still clinging to the man's armour
THROW ME AT YOUR ENEMIES LIKE A SORT OF REUSABLE ANTI-DAEMON GRENADE!

>>53856679
*dont fire it out of a big shoota rawr*

>>53856685
one writer to ruin them all and in plot armour bind them

>>53856656
i look forward to it

>>53856697
OH
VERY WELL
PULL!

>>53856637
>opens his eyes
FUCK, WHERE DID MY COVER GO? COME BACK!

ALRIGHT EVERYONE, WE GOT A TRANSPORT COMING IN T-5 FOR EVAC, TRY TO SURVIVE UNTIL THEN!

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>53856715
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>the man flies towards the daemons

>>53856734
>Through the intercom.

Yeah, that hanger is gonna be vented in uh.... 10 seconds?

>>53856748
GG RIP Daemons

Rolled 38 (1d100)

If i survive this i am going home to australis
>retreats out of the hanger shooting at the closest daemons

>>53856761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

>>53856748
IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A PLANE? NO, IT'S DEMON-KILL MAN

>>53856748
dear God Emperor.... He murdered all the daemons....

>Mattias would stare at the blank, as he flies through the air. Forcing all the daemons back Into the warp. A blank expression on his face, as the hanger door begins opening up.
>Once the daemons were dispersed, Matthias would force the hanger door closed again
W-... What the hell just happened...?

>>53856759
>speaking into his vox handset while running for the door
HOPEFU*cough*Hopefully it'll see the vent warning and arrive at the next hangar over. If not, it'll have to fish a bunch of guardsmen out of the cold black void. Oh well, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

>>53856806
Ah, so that's your ... thing?

>>53856674
>Lands on his face, causing a flow of blood to escape from under his mask
Ow. That hurt... Thanks, though.

>>53856748
OWEJQWEJASLKDNAS

>>53856800
>the old man stands up, covered in blood, guts, and other assorted deamon-bits
I was made for that moment. My entire life was leading to that moment in time where I could be hurled by Kaldor Draigo at those daemons. I am now without purpose.

>>53856800
>sighs of relief as the demons disappear into the warp
>casts a last look at Draigo and retreats back
Well, if nobody needs me anymore...

>>53856806
*i agree rawr, what a close call rawr*

>>53856800
>he realises the hangar has suddenly become quiet, and stops running
Oh. Well that's alright then.
Uh, Lt? Would ya mind cancelling that vent order? It's just I haven't quite got the knack of breathing in space yet.

>>53856819
>he shoots him a quizzical look
My thing? Whaddya mean?

>>53856842
Well at least you had your life's apotheosis and you live to tell the tale.