How do the different fantasy races wipe their asses in your settings

>>53837601
I don't think about it, and I hope my players don't, either.

I don't know, OP, I think you've pretty much covered the gamut.

>>53837601
Why are you even worrying about this?

http://mentalfloss.com/article/48950/what-did-people-use-toilet-paper

This is actually kind of interesting in a historical way.

Also: Jesus Christ, Rome.

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>>53837601
>Spices
>On the anus

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>>53837601

Your train has arrived, OP.

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>>53837601
>light elves: bidet cantrip
>dark elves: flame cantrip
>dwarves: clay
>humans: squatting to shit

>>53837667
It's pretty relevant if your PCs try to assassinate someone in the toilet.

>>53837836

Only if you're planning on putting magical runes on the toilet paper. Talk about explosive diarrhea.

>>53837849
That was a bad joke

>>53841232

Thank you.

>>53837601
>Orcs: Have anuses similar in function to a horses, they don't need to wipe at all.