>You're a fat ogre. >You're hungry. >You'll

>>53804251
Go inside. Eat. Leave.

>>53804251
Finish taking a piss and go back into hibernation.

Moving to >>>/qst/.

>>53804275
Oh, btw, can I go Magical Realm?

>>53804251
Offer to defend the house, perform heavy lifting jobs, and other various jobs in exchange for food and shelter. I'm obviously weather resistant and capable of doing work in the snow while the humans are not. Work for food, fair exchange, and maybe get a cheesy, yet heartwarming story where a gentle Ogre teaches the family the meaning of Christmas.

>>53804349
Smart ogre

>>53804251
Try and eat the noise.

>>53804251
Lose some weight so the humans will think I'm pretty.

>>53804251
Go wassailing.

>>53804251
Raid their pantry. What are they going to do, you're an ogre.

Try not to ogrestay my welcome

>>53804596
Become their new evil ogrelord.

>>53804410
prob fucking the wife &/or daughter

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Howdy Doodie neighborinos! What's on the menu tonight?

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>>53804251
Walk in and begin consuming the chimney and fireplace. Snack on charcoal and silverware.
Smell something tasty and dig up the outhouse. Mix with the leftover ashes from the fireplace and begin brewing saltpeter hooch.
The squishy critters are making a racket. Noisy

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>>53804692

>>53804546
This
>>53804650
And this.

Half ogres gotta come from somewhere.

>>53804251
Knock on the door and ask if i can eat with them

>>53804251
>>> /qst/

>>53804872
Exploitable

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>>53804251
>What now

Rape the maids

>>53805498
>>53804342
Your impotent tears are delicious.