>the setting's dwarven subraces are themed around rock

Another thread died for this joke.

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>>53797524
If you breed the two together would you get something resembling the Pillar Men?

>rap
>not EM

Really? Don't want House elves? Oldschool Jungle elves? Dream Trance elves? Dark Ambient elves? Disco Polo elves?

>>53797524
>Warforged sub-races are themed around Metallica

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>>53797533
metal plus rap is Limp Bizkit
I'm already scared

>>53797668
So a race of dried up shit golems?

>>53797630
oh man that's nice
every single house of elves considers itself a different type of elf

I'd make orc subraces themed around rap genres because I'm /pol/ like that.

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>gangsta elves

YES.

>math elves
So TES dwarves

>rape genres
What kind of rape genres are there?

I was unaware rap had sub-genres.

>>53800637
Gangsta, Math/nerdcore, Mumble, Freestyle, Cloud, Jazz are all I can think of.

Cloud rap is the best and also sounds like the more interesting elf race. Like, gangsta elves are just dark elves but ruder, math elves could be interesting but nerdcore elves sound like dweebs, mumble elves just sound obnoxious like they're some super inbred tribe of elves living somewhere rural that cannot enunciate because of their deformities, freestyle elves are just generic tolkien elves and jazz elves would just be gangsta elves but classier and they tune their instruments publically instead of playing music. Cloud elves could go a few ways pretty easily, maybe all at once- Weather manipulation, living in floating colonies, being pale or even translucent like some amphibians (maybe through some event in their past, assuming we're going with semi-real-world genetics, something brought the population down to strictly albino breeding pairs so they're all albino), some ability either magical or physical to reduce their body density and float, etc.

>>53797524
>The Dryads are all themed around Reggae

>The Myconids are themed around Psychedelia

>>53800609
>TES Dwarves
>Dwarves

>>53797630
>House elves
Rowling pls go

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>>53797524
>The human subraces are themed around polka