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If your players approach you with plans to make gunpowder and

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If your players approach you with plans to make gunpowder and early firearms, with the possibility to upgrade to modern firearms as the game continues, you have NO right to refuse them. Now, I know what you're going to say:

>B-b-b-but muh balance
>B-b-b-but mud medieval fantasy
>B-b-b-but mommy, loud noises make me scared

Shut up. You shouldn't be DMing. Your players are trying to make something interesting out of your generic, elf-loving fantasy, and you're throwing it back in their faces. You have NO right to be DMing - just give your notes to one of your players, they can do a better job than you can.

TL/DR, if you can't handle guns in fantasy settings, you shouldn't be a DM.
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Hey, that's a nice pasta.
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>>53778627
Creation of plan to make gunpowder weapons requires metagaming as in standard medieval fantasy setting no.3 there is no required pre knowledge of chemistry and probably metallurgy to make it happen.

So it could be baned on grounds of metagaming, as PC character would not try to "accidentally" mix ingredients of gunpowder, especially if he is a stark raving mad barbarian.

And I claim that OP's post is a bait.
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>>53778627
I hope you're not the guy who goes:

>I'mma make a smart character who invents gunpowder and starts manufacturing guns. What do you mean the gun doesn't kill the dragon with one shot? If a sword can pierce its belly, so can a fucking gun. What, magical properties of swords, legendary strength? I HAVE GOT A GUN. BANG IT DIES

I hope, because that's dumb. When people can have legendary strength to cleave through several enemies with a vorpal sword and swirl magic into fiery balls of death, guns could become a thing for the infantry, but you don't play as the infantry. And a gun isn't gonna do shit to the guy who can withstand dragonfire.
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>>53778665
>>53778672
Why do you guys fall for obvious bait?

A thread died for this.
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>>53778672
Okay I gotta admit I went full hook, line and sinker with that one.
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>>53778627
Back in my day bait wasn't this fucking obvious and stale

0/10 you didn't try at all

>inb4 everything i disagree about is bait XD
kill yourself.
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>>53778689
>Why do you guys fall for obvious bait?
Because I wanted to sperg in bait thread
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>>53778672
What about magic guns? What about a vorpal gun with vorpal bullets?

Didn't think of that, did you?
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If your players approach you with plans to make magic and early arcana, with the possibility to upgrade to modern magitek as the game continues, you have NO right to refuse them. Now, I know what you're going to say:

>B-b-b-but muh balance
>B-b-b-but mud low fantasy
>B-b-b-but mommy, sorcery is too powerful for my tiny mind

Shut up. You shouldn't be DMing. Your players are trying to make something interesting out of your generic, sword-loving fantasy, and you're throwing it back in their faces. You have NO right to be DMing - just give your notes to one of your players, they can do a better job than you can.

TL/DR, if you can't handle magic in fantasy settings, you shouldn't be a DM.
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>>53778767
>vorpal gun with vorpal bullets
I gotta admit, anon, you're pretty entertaining.
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>>53778627
But I'm running powder fantasy, early firearms are a mainstay of the game?
>with the possibility to upgrade to modern firearms as the game continues
I generally don't run games that last more than a century so that's out.
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>>53778627
>wahhh! I'm an entitled piece of shit, please enable me

Any decent GM would kick you out of their group within five minutes of starting their game, assuming you were allowed in in the first place.
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>>53778689
To be fair, that thread was probably also bait.
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>>53778828
You just replied to pasta.
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I thought this pasta was dead.
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No rifling, long reload times, hard to find bullets. Why would anyone want to use a gun in a world where you can throw fucking fire out of your hands.
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To be fair, I'm pretty sure we had the basic technology required for guns during the middle ages. It was the ammo that had to catch up, because it was rendered useless so easily and so difficult to load, and we other shit to cover the role of firearms while being less finicky in the field until then.

Seem to remember hearing they were pretty good in sieges or something though.
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>>53778627
If your players approach you with plans to make furry characters and furporn plotlines, with the possibility of upgrading through furry sex acts, you have NO right to refuse them. Now, I know what you're going to say

>B-b-b-but muh balance
>B-b-b-but mud medieval fantasy
>B-b-b-but mommy, furries are perverts

Shut up. You shouldn't be DMing. Your players are trying to make something interesting out of your generic, elf-loving fantasy, and you're throwing it back in their faces. You have NO right to be DMing - just give your notes to one of your players, they can do a better job than you can.

TL/DR, if you can't handle furry porn in fantasy settings, you shouldn't be a DM.
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