>Girlfriend wants to play a dwarf in my game >I'm

>>53778601
Time to ERP in the bedroom after/before every session, you lucky fuck.

>>53778601
Hot as fuck my man.

Please tell me she's short in real life too.

>>53778646

She's 5 foot wide

>>53778680

T H I C C

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>>53778601
Marry that woman.

>>53778601

Just make sure she shaves her beard before you get her in the sack.

>>53778724
Are you calling OP gay?

>Gnomes will never get the love they deserve

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>>53778601
I'm expecting your follow-up report OP.

>>53778966
i feel you, buddy

Just try your damnedest to make sure the rest of your players aren't aware, alright?

I've been in the awkard situation of the GM and his girlfriend low key ERPing while I'm just trying to quest for the holy grail. It's goddamn annoying.

>>53779468
Sounds more like Monty Python and the holy grail to me

>>53778601
A thread died for this

>>53778601
>Shortstack

Oh that's what they call what I'm into.

Good magical realm .

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>>53778601
Hooold it mate, before you whip it out and spin it like helicopter, make sure that she legitimately isn't just interested in playing as a dwarf cause it could be a disappointment to you and her if you see a hot little dish when she was working hard on a character.
>>53779468
Also this.