GM here, one of my players just complained to me because I didn't

you

Have you ever farted so hard it came out like a scream?

>>53776956
(you)

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>>53776974
Yes.

>>53776964
>>53776977
>>53777041
Pls help, I'm serious

>>53776974
Yes actually, it was interesting

>>53776956
U r Gud b8

Your only option op is to cuck him and rape her in front of him.

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>>53777072
And I was seriously calling you a faggot. Was I not clear with my animated gif?

>>53777094
WRONG (and gay)

Your only option is to cuck her and rape him in front of her

>>53777100

Fucking brilliant I forgot ops love for cocks.

>>53776974
i once farted so hard that it sounded like a gunshot
then the police came

>>53776956
This is... not too terrible bait, but the Devil is in the Details... and you're seriously lacking them. Your description of her is just too vague for us to believe you. "She stole my vidya, she's a manipulatin' biatch." It just lacks details that anyone truly angry at her would have pointed out... which is really your first mistake. The internet hate machine is an absolute expert at telling when someone is actually mad or genuinely hates something. We've had a lot of practice.

Your second mistake was saying you have a general rule against females AND a specific grudge against her, and you mentioned the general rule first. Should've started out with a short story that really explains why you hate her and what she did then finished it with the general rule as a result of it all. Much more believable, and makes for a more coherent narrative.

All in all, I'd really try and go for a different topic next time. The anti-feminism angle is way too played out, and as you can see from the thread, people are pretty wise to the subject.

>>53776956
how about you set up some rules to prevent any player fuck up instead of blanket bans.

like, "you are not allowed to do X at the table, and you can only join if you were seriously invested/ interested in TTGs beforehand".

now it's both reasonably appliable by gripping the problem by the root AND respectful of humans

>>53777164
kek

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>>53776956

Tell her to join this pro gaming group instead as you prefer to play casually.

>>53776956
1. stop with your stupid anti-female rules
2. tell him that you dont trust her because she stole stuff from you and thus dont want her arou-
> I want him to break it off with her, but they're engaged so I doubt he will.

Anon, you are the problem, confes to your freind that you have the gay for him

>>53776956

You don't want a girl in your game.
Your friend wants his vagina giver to play.

Solution is simple. Let him GM a different campaign. After she gets bored after 2-3 sessions, you can all go back to your normal campaign.

>>53777199
Dubs confirm, these are words of wisdom.

>>53776956
Never let a girlfriend/wife/SO join a game. End of story. I don't care about the rest of your bait.

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>>53777185
That's one of the most cancerous things I've ever seen.

Here, have one of mine.

>>53777497
i still think the sonic christian is worse

>>53776956

The rule shouldn't be that girls aren't allowed, but that girlfriends aren't.

It is so easy to poison group dynamics by throwing in a relationship like that into the mix.

>/tg/ white knighting an imaginary person just because the person is female
>completely ignoring that imaginary person is a thief
>if an actual player stole shit from another player in game they would be That Guy and it would be justified to kick them from the game
>But imaginary player actually stole shit from another player in real life
>/tg/ still white knighting a literal thief
It's one think to acknowledge the story is fake but another entirely when you show how retarded you are when responding to the fake story

Lets be honest here, women are shitty gamers in general and OP had the right idea.

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>>53777497
This is now a cancer thread.

>>53777594
yes, because we can all see that op has the gays for his imaginary players and wants his hot non existing cock deep up his ass, and that's funnier.

>>53776956
(you)
Also, what kinda self respecting DM/GM have a shitty one-off for people like her. Let her play it and condemn herself. Otherwise you just look like an ass.

>>53776974
No, but once I farted so hard, that I screamed.

>>53776956
She's literally a thief so fuck her.

>>53777164
>not terrible bait
Nice bait.

>>53777161
Kinky.

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>>53777274
This is excellent advice. If he wants to make the rules, he has to run the game. Once he realizes he can never live up to it, and he'd rather play a fun game than run a shit one, he'll back down.

On the plus side, it will have been an educational experience of the 'careful what you wish for' variety, which is the most fun.

>>53776956
Tell her, "no".

>>53778848
exactly, only two likely results from being told to put up or shut up
1. he actually wants his gf to play so bad he'll do it, then she'll be his problem, his game will explode, and he'll know you were right, and will then respect your opinions more in the future
2. he realizes he'd rather play in the game a lot more than he wants his gf to play, and so you've helped him realize what his priorities are, and will then make more invested in your game

win/win scenario really

Let her join, set some rules, explain them to both of them, three strikes and she's out. Simple enough.

>>53779435
>strike 1 she throws a tantrum and detrails the night. Session ends early

>strike 2, she calls you a "bitter faggot virgin" while a random player tries to fight you

>strike 3 "yeah anon we put it to a vote and you're not welcome here anymore" when she demanded he be kicked out.

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>>53779435
>inviting drama into your game for no reason at all

>>53779435
No.
OP had it right but he should have said "No wife/GF" instead of "no women".

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>letting women into games
>letting men into games

>>53776956
Here's to (You)

>>53780766
Nicola and Bart

>>53778848
>>53779409
Best responses, anything else is madness.

>>53776956
Say no. What is he going to do, not join?

>>53776974
Have you ever screamed so hard it came out like a fart?

>>53776956
There's a girl in my group, I don't like her personally 'cuase she's a moody bitch, but she role-plays like a pro, her characters are interesting, and her being a bitch fiits the kind of games we play (VtM and Paranoia). So girls could be good roleplayers and your reasoning is shit and sexist.

You shold have explained that that one particular girl is a manipulative bitch and full of shit, so you don't want her in your game. You'd probably don't want a manipulative guy who's full of shit either.

>>53777164
Turn your fucking name off.

>>53783118
No thanks.

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>>53783140
Is this your first day on 4chan? You're not supposed to post with a name unless there's a reason (like running a quest or something). Try proboards or Reddit if you really need to be a namefriend.

>>53777079
See, this post is so baity I believed it for a sec. Now I'm questioning whether it even is... OP might be serious.

>>53776956
>I have a very specific rule of disallowing females
>females
Don't you mean "women"?

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>>53780678
>Playing with inferior organic beings
Not even once

>>53783283
Haven't been on /tg/ for a while, huh

>>53776956
Tell him that you're the GM, you decide who plays in your game. If he doesn't like it he can start his own and invite whoever he wants.

>>53783476
What's so special about the Wayne guy, I see him around. What makes him so much better than the rest of us anons?

This thread is full of bitter roasties and that guys who bring their gf/wife to games. Good on you for putting your foot down, OP.

>>53783668
Nothing, but giving his name attention only gives him what he wants. Ignore it.

>>53783668
He is rich and owns a big company, also his parents were murdered when he was little, so don't be mean.

>>53783703
Good point. Namefagging should be a bannable offense.

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>>53776956
>I have a very specific rule of disallowing females from joining my games
>in my experience, they usually end up being the catalyst in games going to shit

So either you are a troll, or you have only played with like two girls who were vapid bitches and, despite having played with plenty of guys just as bad, decided it was the entire gender that was at fault rather than the individuals, so you are an idiot, or you and your friends are a bunch of sperglords who can't behave normally around women and when they are in the area, you all start acting like weirdos, ruining your own games and then blaming it on them.

Enjoy your life.

>>53783283
He just wants to piss you off.

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>>53783668
he's going from some meta thread where he decided to become a scapegoat for everything so that others would stop fighting
he didn't succeed

>>53783692
>roasties
I've never seen a guy who successfully put his penis in a girl use this term.

>>53783937
There's a first time for everything, roastie

>>53777072
Sucks that you weren't helped at a younger age. I'm not sure how to deal with adult autism

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>>53783453
>Playing with non-ascended forms of physical matter

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Tell him to fucking deal with it and that you don't give a shit if he thinks it is sexist.

It might just blow his fucking mind.

By the way. At some point you might just have to ask yourself what's more important, keeping your relationship alive or dealing with her bullshit?

Why are you shilling on /tg/?

>>53776956
the solution is to get rid of him too

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If you steal from me you are out of my fucking game.
Period.
The no grils allowed rule is fucking stupid but she should be dropped for the stealing.

>>53783948
Not for you, though

>>53784656
>Why are you baiting on /tg/?
Hey I fixed your post

>>53776956
You made the right choice, anon. Ignore the sickening amounts of white knights here.

>>53777274
has the right idea.

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>>53778848
>>53777274
>>53779409

This is probably the worst advice in the thread. It's gambling on the idea that the guy who is putting his pussy on a pedestal will objectively see why his girl is toxic to a gaming environment unconditionally. This won't happen, the OP will have to put up with a bad co-player, and then when he wants to take the reigns back, he's not only going to have to still confront the dude about not allowing the GF in, but there will be a precedence set up already for her playing, so they'll be more entrenched into the idea that she should play.

>>53776956

Give him a hard "No". Do not compromise, and make it clear that it's not an argument. You're not a government program, and you have the right to disallow anyone from your table for any reason because you're having fun on your own personal time. If you aren't comfortable with women at the table, then that's tough shit for him. If he continues to argue, then inform him that the issue is already settled and if he argues after that, tell him that a replacement player will summarily be found if he doesn't stop.

If he still whines after that, make good on your threats. Players are whiny bitches, as indicated by 70% of the opening thread telling you that you're bait. You need to put a firm thumb down and make sure you never give them an unwarranted inch.

The rest of you, /tg/? You disappoint me.

>>53783796
>t. triggered woman who has a dick

>>53776956
Should've explained to him that you just don't like her, but instead you went the autist route and blamed it on women.

>>53785260
>being this much of a cuck
lmao

>>53778848
Implying the player won't be a better GM, the girl a good player and OP is stuck posting on /tg/ like a raging autist and WE're stuck with his insecurities outed as misoginy bait posts.

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Let her in for a session.

>>53786955
It would be more drama to kick her out after a session than simply not allowing her in to begin with.

>>53776956
>Why are you posting on /tg/?
Hey I fixed your post

>>53779631
This. Women aren't the problem, girlfriends are.

>>53787065
If you need to kick her out, kick the guy too.
When somebody brings a newcomer and vouches for them, they're taking responsibility. What would be the point of vouching for people otherwise? Regardless whether it's sibling, spouse or a random acquaintance. Easy as that. Just make sure you tell him up front so he isn't surprised later.

>>53787387
Anon doesn't want to kick the guy and doesn't want the gf in the group. Inviting her to a session guarantees ending up with either both of them in the group or neither.

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>>53786794
>Not knowing the definition of 'cuck'

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>>53777041
I'm partial to this one personally.

>>53776974
Have you ever been so hard you farted out a scream?

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>>53776956
Give her the eggs OP

>>53776956
Well, while I disagree with your rule on principal (the girls I've played with have been good company and no worse of players than I was), you have individual experience with this player's girlfriend of the sort which might justify excluding her. If the player won't comply with your decision you can kick him out or do a sort of trial game(2-4 sessions).

If you do the latter, it's a win-win, he gets what he wants (the opportunity to play with his girlfriend), while you have the opportunity to not be a sexist. This allows her being terrible (as, I'll admit, is entirely possible) to not screw up your campaign. You (and the other players) can also observe how she plays and make a better judgement. If the group doesn't like her, she doesn't play when the trial campaign ends, simple enough to me.

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>>53776956
>I have a very specific rule of disallowing females from joining my games because in my experience, they usually end up being the catalyst in games going to shit and annoying everyone at the table.
Good man!

>He insists she's different
All girls are different, anon. Every girl is not like all the other girls.

>What is the best way to diffuse the situation?
Lay down the rules to your player. Either he accepts them or he fucks off like the limpdicked bitch he is. Either way, you win.

>>53776956
Let her join, let her act like a cunt and then boot her. Your friend will follow like the lost puppy he is, and you can continue the game with the rest of your players.
Your friend is already gone OP. This will be the last game you play with him, regardless of how you proceed.

>>53779409
>win/win scenario really
I never thought about it this way, but you're completely right. Thanks for the suggestion.

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>>53776956
you're an idiot.

>>53783948
is... is this the french insulting the english? Or am I missing something?

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>>53776956
>the feeemales!

>>53776974
A bit, but I found the time I achieved lift more impressive.

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>>53783897
Oh, my goal was never to STOP the fighting. Just change the sides everyone was fighting on. People will always argue, so the best you can hope for is for the majority to be fighting on the same side, rather than a dead split between everyone. /tg/ was always better when there was some incursion to fight off as a whole, whether it was furries, Namefags, or some other third thing. Right now it seems to be /pol/... which is problematic because /pol/-posts aren't something everyone entirely disagrees upon, which just sparks controversy.

It's also why we keep making scapegoats. D&D, Elves, Dwarves, Fucking Izzet players, Quests, Lack of Quests, SJWs, /pol/, Mods/Janitors, Furries, [format] players, MTG players, Warhammer 40k... It's all just people shifting blame onto something they hate or aren't a part of, instead of just accepting that the entire mass of the board is responsible for every problem caused, and that the only way things get fixed is at a level of personal responsibility and improvement.

Then again, what do I know? I'm just the namefag that angers everyone by namefagging... then points out that they only reward me by getting angry.

>>53783705
Actually, No. My father was Izzet, my mother was Dimir. Neither of them could handle me playing Golgari.

That, and I keep changing my origin story... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice.

>>53783718
So should stupidity, but then we wouldn't have a board.

How big can a field of sage grow if it's fertilised by skub?

>>53796523
No, see, Skub is absolutely stuffed with nitrates that sage is entirely unable to process, so Sage will essentially be suffocated on a bed of Skub while Shitplants and Bait-Lily will spread like Weeds.

>>53796544
Like weeds, you say?

>>53796544
Fuck... Should've said Shit-santhemums and Baiter-cups.

>>53796546
What are weeds?

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>>53776956
>I have a very specific rule of disallowing females from joining my games
God I hope this is bait, because I can't even handle the idea of sharing the same vague concept of space as someone who is this fucking dumb.

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>>53776956
bait/10
On the off chance this is real, you should have banned her for being a fucking thief not becuse "muh ebul wimmins"; vaginas have fuck all to do with role play ability and group cohesion.

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>>53792566
>is... is this the french insulting the english?
That's rosbif. "Roastie" is an /r9k/ term that refers to a vagina that has prolapsed from overuse. In other words, someone with a vagina that looks like roast beef ie. a slut past her expiration date.

>>53776956
Wait out the two-month period, after that their mutual dislike for each other will manifest, as mutual attraction fades. Women are terrible and want to destroy everything men have/create, so men will give them more attention.
>inb4 /r9k/
>tfw this has actually been true since the conception of mankin

>>53796579
>muh holy vajina
>how dare you be a kuffar, off comes the head!

>>53776956
She wants to join because you don't want her to.
Her goal is for your friend to stop being your friend.
And she's gonna win no matter what you do.

It's time to find new friends.

>>53777164

I agree with this. I feel like OP ought to give a few examples of other imagined women doing wrong on order to justify his general rule, otherwise it just doesn't come off as believable

>>53788373
I wish I was in that thread instead of this one.

>>53777594
This is worse b8 than OP. Shit, your fake ass post doesn't even make it soubd like you read the post. Banning a person because of personal squabbles would get you sone sound advice here. Banning someone because they're a woman, then justifying it with theft is fake bullshit, and not the good stuff.

Basically imaginary OP banned the person because they have a vagina, not because they were a thief. Plz read b4 post

>player has friend who wants to play
>it's a female
>she's fine, wants to keep coming to sessions
>has a fiance who absolutely refuses to let her play with us alone, comes to every session
>no interest in playing, just sits there making sure she's not getting hit on

It's weird because she's a new acquaintance and none of us except for the one player know anything at all about her boyfriend. The six of us are all pretty good looking and /fit/ so I guess it intimidates him. Everyone at the table is married or taken and the chick is pretty overweight so there's zero sexual tension with her.

>>53796560
We just don't know.

>>53797734
Nothing wrong with this. I too would take a closer look if a 4channer was near her.

>>53776956
give her a chance.
if youre wrong you had a great time and all is well.
if you are right you can be the smuggest piece of shit in existence.
sounds like a win-win situation to me.

>>53776956
Here's a free (You). I've had my gf join for a Dark Heresy one-off and a player of mine had a gf join a campaign for the first couple sessions.

Surprisingly, nothing happened. Maybe because they were both tomboys

ok /tg/, have you ever met a person of the same gender as yourself that was a huge fucking asshole?
have you ever met someone with similar hobbies or lifestyle choices who to you is just an insufferable cunt?
or someone with similar skin colour or "social status" who you just cant stand to be arround?

Assholes come in all different shapes and forms.

>>53798680
For 5 sessions now? Like dude, nobody wants to fuck your girlfriend. Leave or roll a character.

>>53798983
Is he really uncomfortable to be around?

If people mind their own business and don't create distractions I don't mind them spectating/hanging out.

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>>53776956
GM here, one of my players just complained to me because I didn't let his girlfriend join our game.

I have a very specific rule of disallowing females from joining my games because in my experience, they usually end up being the catalyst in games going to shit and annoying everyone at the table. I explained this rule to him and he called me sexist even when I explained my reasoning.

He insists she's different, but I know her and I find her to be very manipulative and controlling. She "borrowed" some of my vidya without asking and didn't give it back for weeks even with me constantly pestering her.

What is the best way to diffuse the situation? I want him to break it off with her, but they're engaged so I doubt he will. The guy is still a good friend of mine and I don't want to cut him out of the game.


This is you OP.

I eagerly await the day when people stop responding to obvious bait threads. But apparently that day is not today.

>>53799201
It's uncomfortable because the guy has no interest in the game and feels he needs to guard dog his fiancee. What a huge lack of trust, their marriage will be great I'm sure. We drink a lot and the role play is pretty raucous so it's a little weird for me to have some guy I don't know watching me sober while I do stupid npc accents.

>>53799491
They're more entertaining than the generals.

>>53799658
Not that anon, but I think the problem is with you and not him.

>>53796523
>fertilizing with Skub
>using Skub for anything

>>53776956
>I want him to break it off with her, but they're engaged so I doubt he will. The guy is still a good friend of mine and I don't want to cut him out of the game.

Tell him to fuck off, you will get another friend.

>>53800233
Nah, you'd see my point if you could observe the guy at a session. Everybody's put off by it. If he just has major trust issues, that's one thing. But when we're trying to include him in conversation or get him to even roll dice for npcs and he just sits there head down not speaking it's fucking weird man. You can tell all he wants is to get the fuck outta there.

>>53800594
If he isn't doing anything that disrupts the game, frankly I don't see the problem.

I think it's because you guys drink, because I play in public places with no problem.

>>53792486
source?

>>53800396
Believe me, sage grows the best on skub

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>>53799491
>I eagerly await the day when people stop responding to obvious bait threads. But apparently that day is not today.

With quest threads, Thulsa Doom, evo games, meatbread, Illustraded Manuals, and all the other fun things /tg/ enjoyed from 2007-2016 no longer allowed, we have to take our fun where we can get it.

>>53776956
>but I know her and I find her to be very manipulative and controlling
Yet, you are trying to be as manipulative and controlling. Grow up, it's his decision with who he wants to be in relationship.

Yes, you were sexist. Just tell him "I don't want to play with her", problem solved. Approach the problem head on instead of finding half-assed excuses.

>>53800233
No the problem is with him. Having had a player's needy gf sit in on a couple sessions, it's fucking weird and I wouldn't put up with it. We've now banned anyone who doesn't play from coming.

>>53801874
I'm sorry anon, but unless he is actually doing something to disrupt the game you are the one being oversensitive. Having one or a few random dudes watch you guys playing is no big deal.

>>53801983
Yes it is. I can't comprehend how someone wouldn't have a problem with it. It's weird to have someone with zero interest in the hobby silently watching you.

>>53802053
>I can't comprehend how someone wouldn't have a problem with it.
Maybe because you feel shameful over it? Do you also get bothered if someone is watching you playing videogame or watching TV?

It's literally no big deal. Maybe you are shy anon, the guy is just there, he isn't staring at your face.

>>53778848
Your game, your rules.
That's how it always is.

>>53801258
>it's everyone else's fault we're shitting everything up
k