Choose your weapon, /tg/. Keep in mind that each blade has the

>>53765869
I CALL FEANOR!

>>53765869
Never read LotR, but I'll go on a whim and take up Fingon by sheer virtue of being the biggest sword here.

>"Hey Fingon! How's it going?"

>>53766003
You really want to be exposed to all that impotent rage? You're probably going to have to explain to him that Silmarils don't exist, which is sure to be a good time for everyone involved.

I'll take the one that's tasted Morgoth's flesh. Fingolfin fuck year!

>>53766162
listen anon first of all it would be potent rage
second of all I have a lot of pottential If I do say so myself but Im a lazy unmotivated bastard and so piss it all down the drain. If feanor was talking to me he'd be the most intense personal trainer/life couch ever. Feanor would push me to be the best and I would be the best and I could rule this nation with fire and sword and an iron fist and annex mexico. Fuck yeah I want feanor I want the best and the best I shall have and the best I shall be

>>53765869
Angrod sound like an angy sord. I'll take it.

Alright, so the swords claimed so far belonged to:

Feanor (of course)
Fingon
Fingolfin (double of course)
Angrod

Also, Silmarils confirmed for not existing, I guess.

>>53766219
FUCK YOU FINGOLFIN IS MINE

>>53767045
Too late, my dude. May I suggest Maglor's blade? It's a saber, and sabers are cool.

>>53765869
Maglor my man

Time to start a-saberin.

>>53765869
i call aegnor nigga

>>53765869
Fingolfin

Taken swords

Feanor
Fingon
Fingolfin
Angrod
Maglor
Aegnor (good taste, that's one of my two favorites on this list)

CU
RU
FIN

>>53767961
May I ask why?

>>53765869
Do you have any swords that don't look gay?

>>53768088
The one I plunged into your mother last night certainly wasn't gay.

May be a bit heavy for you, though.

>>53765869

I shall take Maedhros.

>>53765869
Caranthir looks bitchin, I know very little about LoTR; what do I win?

>>53765869
>choosing anything but Fingolfin
Enjoy getting killed trying to fence with your lemon sword because it's covered in useless crap and/or has no reach.

>>53768218
>what do I win?

The elf that you may be talking to was the biggest asshole in a family of assholes. Unless you have specific knowledge you want from him, I'd suggest not talking to the sword outright.

Anyway, the list of taken swords:

Feanor
Fingon
Fingolfin
Angrod
Maglor
Aegnor
Curufin
Maedhros (my other favorite on the list)
Caranthir

>>53768225
im not going to fence with it im going to use the ghost of feanor to help me be the best me i could possibly be
and make similrils and shit

>>53768225
Sword+shield tends to beat longsword.

>>53768307
If he gives a shit about you.

>>53768291
>The elf that you may be talking to was the biggest asshole in a family of assholes. Unless you have specific knowledge you want from him, I'd suggest not talking to the sword outright.
Can I turn the telepathic thing on and off, just to call him a faggot elf every once in a while?

>>53768357
Sure, why not?

>>53768291

>also likes Maedhros

My nigga.

Taking Aegnor my dudes.

>>53768439
TOO LATE NIGGA AEGNOR IS MINE

PICK SOME OTHER BITCH

>>53768402
It's got more cutting power and presence than Feanor's sword, but the point is narrow enough so that thrusting won't be a problem. It still wouldn't be my main melee weapon though, just a back up for my lance/bow/whatever to be used with a steel buckler.

I'd talk to Maedhros the One-Handed Emo all the time. Ask him how it felt hanging off a cliff and being straight-up rejected by a Silmaril.

>>53768478

Your conveniently forgetting that he was one of the few reasonable ones in the family and that he somehow managed to keep things quiet and peaceable between them for years. He's one of the closest to being level headed. I figure he could give some pretty good advice.

>>53768526
Who says I forgot? Maedhros is great.

Only thing he won't be able to teach me is how to use a shield...

Turgon, I guess, though it's definitely shaped... Interestingly.

>>53768717
If you're worried about it being a phallus, then console yourself with the fact that it is a king's phallus.

Bumping with the list:

Feanor
Fingon
Fingolfin
Angrod
Maglor
Aegnor
Curufin
Maedhros
Caranthir
Turgon

That leaves five weapons left, two big swords and three smaller ones. Maybe someone would take the twins' blades as a pair.

Orodreth desu, something short and handy always does the job better than full fledged swords.

>>53769778
Depends what job you're trying to do.

Plain as they may be, Amrod and Amras are totally my jam. I'm a sucker for leaf-bladed swords, and twinned swords are cool as well.

>>53769778
>>53770364
That just leaves Celegorm and Finrod's swords.

>>53765869
What would ancient Noldor think about modern Men anyway? Probably be condescending, just like any other elves.

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I claim Fingolfin! Only the most valiant of Finwe's sons for me!

>>53771093
Heh.

bamp

>>53765869
Turgon because it seems like the only sword I could hope to swing decently.

Finrod, it looks pretty nice.

>>53772032
Excellent.

That just leaves Celegorm's "horny" greatsword. Perfect for when you absolutely, positively have to kill every Teleri innocent in the room.

>>53772898
>teleri
>innocent

bullshit

>>53765869

I like Amras. Does someone want to buddy up with me and take Amrod, or do I get to dual-wield them like a faggot?

>>53774099
Why dual-wield when you can just pick up a shield? Then you 1. won't look like a faggot and 2. will probably survive the battle.

>>53765869
fingon
was gonna pick curufin but it looks like some gay elf shit

>>53765869
Finrod was a pretty cool guy, I'd pick his sword just so I can talk to him