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>has big beard
>enslaves entire elvish race to work in his sweatshop
>has a big book listing all of the bad things people have done
>spends all of his days crafting MASTERWORK toys
>refuses to work if not given alcohol
>speaks in low, grumbling voice
Is Santa Claus a dwarf?
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Sure
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>>53761928
>>refuses to work if not given alcohol
Neither milk nor cookies are alcoholic, what kind of knock-off Santa did you have?
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>>53762708
In Bongland we leave Santa a glass of sherry and mince pies matey.
What knockoff lame teetotal Santa did you have? I bet the cookies need to be vegan.
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>>53763014
He's a little big for a dwarf.
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>>53763111
Don't know why I (You)'d you there.
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>>53763111
Don't know why I (You)'d you there.
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Dwarves never enslaved elves.
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>>53763321
The history you've been taught is a lie.
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>>53762708
The real Saint Nick is the patron of alcohol.
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>>53761928
>enslaves entire elvish race to work in his sweatshop
>elvish
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>>53763111
For you
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>>53763321
But they would if they could.
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>>53762708
My dad loved his whiskey, and thus Santa did too
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