Post pick up lines an Ogre would use on a half orc (f) Need

"I'mma rape you."

>>53730154
Fpbp

Have him get confused about the math about half orc + full ogre

>>53730124
I really hate how small your image is, OP. I wanted to see it in detail.

>>53730154

Short, straight, and to the point. I like it.

>>53730124
hey bby u want sum fuk?

"MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA"

These are great

>>53730124
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP

>>53730124
"Have baby stabby thing that may fit you, come try it." Refers to babies first dagger.

Ogre: "Is that my dick in your ass or am I just happy to see you?"

½-Orc QT: "That doesn't even make senseeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"My tusks will feel great on your thighs"

"Got in oger in you? Want some?"

"Good thing im not a troll cause you look so hot you'd burn me up"

"Damn you look tighter than a halfling baby"

How does an ogre go full spaghetti?

>>53730897
Jesus please we need more of these

>>53730985
½-Orc waitress: "Enjoy your meal."
Ogre: "Y-yeah, you t-too."

>>53730124
What you get when you put half-orc and ogre in bedroom?
New bedroom.

Dat ass got no -2 CHA modifrier on it, cutie.

Half orc? Me whole lot of ogre.

Your tusk look betta with me on them.

>>53730619
Pretty accurate

"Plz respond."

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>>53730897
>be I
>be ogre also
>make talk with qt half orc
>I no think of words
>mfw the sun come up while I think

>>53732464
That's a troll.