>Giant Magic tournament >99.9% male >Really need to

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>>53677506
Screaming with pleasure? Join in the fun.

This happens all too often

>>53677506

Congratulations, breaking the rules because you thought you could get away with it immediately bit you in the ass.

Want a statue or something?

>>53677506
Just say you are transgendered and call them a bigot. That's what trendy today.

inform the security team that shows up that you identify as a woman and they're being shitlords who need to check their privilege

>>53677506
Whoever raised such a bigoted closed minded little girl ought to be ashamed of themselves!

>>53677709
Those two doujins were surprisingly vanilla.

>>53679249

Tamagoro is pretty vanilla. All it ever is is sluts and/or loli sluts.

>>53678899
Here let me try...

>WAAAAAH!
>ME VICTIM!
>MUH BAWLS!
>WAAAAAH!
>MUH LAYDEE BAWLS!!!

>>53677506
Pa-hahahahahaha well done mate, oh cripes, I'm sorry but that's fantastic. Who the heck brought their kid to a Magic Torney?

>>53683807
don't forget they left their daughter unattended in a giant venue full of sweaty neckbearded men.

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>>53677506
>That big purple land whale to the far right

I wanna know his story

>>53684077
That's Overseer Burgerbane.

>>53677506
You're either fucking retarded or this never happened to you.

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>Giant Magic Tournament
>99.9% male
>Really need to go to poop poop
>"Luckily I have my Overwatch diapers for such an occasion"
>Poop
>Realize I forgot to put up my diaper
>Fortunately the combined odor of 1,000 neckbeards will cover the stench
>But I now have to battle for my life, as if I lose a match I'll be forced to stand up and reveal my shame to the world
>matches now become yu-gi-oh anime-tier level of seriousness

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>>53684268
What happens when you win?

>>53684355
I make my opponents crap themselves and shift the issue to them

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>>53684499
Double dubs confirm?

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>Giant Magic tournament
>99.9% male
>don't need to go to restroom because I converted my body to etherium

It's the little things in perfection that I appreciate.

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>>53685187
>Giant Magic tournament
>99.9% male
>have to use the bathroom
>Mommy is squatting behind me holding my poop bag

feels good man

>>53677506
If that room was firebombed the average level of human attractiveness would increase slightly.

>Huge Vtes tournament
>me and the other 3 guys play a game and call it a day

>>53685334
Its like the camera man positioned the shot to catch as many bald spots as possible

>>53684020
So as men, they're obliged to make that situation a problem for her? Sounds about as stupid as SJW rhetoric.

>>53677506
My God, just imagine the smell in that room.

>>53684355
Shake it out of your pant leg, assert dominance.

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>>53677506
Shut the fuck up you faggot shill.

>>53677506
Look at all that nu male pattern baldness

>>53686164
Horace de Ver Cole. Look him up.

>>53677506
You deserved it. Kill yourself, retard.

>>53678899

This is the correct answer.

>>53682660
Why you're as elegant and ladylike as Brianna Wu!

>>53684355
We all lose!

>>53677506
Where was this at anon? You can just pretend to identify as a female and you should have been fine, such is the progress of society.

>>53677506
Not sure what's worse.

>How disgusting magic players are.
>That I'm one of them.

>>53677506

I bet that whole hall smells like rancid shit.

>>53686388
What the fuck are you on about?