The last character you played is being stalked by a female vampire

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Smite Evil.

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>>53645298
>Implying anything is evil

>>53645259
What sect is she? My last character played was a Sabbat Tzimscie. He's a Mormon transhumanist who grew up on a Utah survivalist compound.

This could end really well for him!

>>53645259

Sonata the Siren, as a drake, is incapable of being affected by vampirism. But, she needs allies against MCT, so she would probably offer some kind of trade with her, and make the vampire her best friend. Considering Sonata is at this point 3 tiers removed from Hestaby, she can manage this.

Valentino is a Princess. Princesses try to redeem vampires or kill them. He's a Seeker of Spades, so realistically, he would probably counter-stalk the vampiress, find out where she laired, and then stake her.

Gestahl is not developed as a character yet.

Citarus, being a necromancer, would just seize control of her, and make her his lieutenant. If she's not an elf though, he'd just tell her to walk into the sunlight.

Give up. It's better than the band of chuckle fucks I've banded together with to stop atropus.

>>53645259
Good luck tracking my lizardfolk through the thick overgrown marsh, I'm sure the giant snakes and frogs would love to snack on a bat.

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>>53645259
Not much more than normal.
I already have a digi-flamer, and a will of iron.

I don't mind antagonist characters.
I just hope the GM's found some way to get this mutant to follow us around through space.

>>53645259
>Last character I had a session as was a bloodless, giant black mass of disgusting sludge
I mean, she can suck on some if she wants, but the fucking murder tree that eats the rotten flesh growing through the underground complex wouldn't touch that shit. I don't think she'll find it very palatable.

>>53645259
Stake, Sunlight/Fire, scatter the ashes.

A standard procedure.

Well..hellfire burns vamps just as well as it burns mortals. ( the character is a borderline Slasher/ Lucifuge.)
Also, first post here.

My current character is an RT Arch-Militant.
I'm pretty safe, barring my wife on Scintilla getting butchered.

I'll be up for a new wife then.

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>>53645259
Slaughter her in the name of the Blood God.

>>53645259
As we play in a vaguely Slavic setting - carry rice on him everywhere. Then find its grave, dig it out during the day, cut off its head, put it between its legs and turn the body face down.

>>53645935
On the one hand, I wanna say she would be the best waifu, always trailing behind your wake of devastation happily slurping it up. On the other, bitch is stealing from Khorne.

>>53645259
Walk through the forest with a lamp and a shotgun, best case scenario I either kill her (unlikely) or scare her off, or I get raped by a crazy yandere vampire

let the amalgams take care of the minor reality deviant while i relax with a margarita on the beach enjoying my fat stacks of cash

>>53645259
Live above the polar circle where it's day for six months. Switch the poles twice per year.

>>53646079
My character also recently had visions he would die soon, so in my head he would either see it as either extending his life that brief moment longer or at least get his death out of the way in an isolated area

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>>53645259

Depends. How hot is she?

>>53646152
If it was pic related yeah...

My character is a fallen paladin revenant who desperately wants to be human again, and in the good graces of his solar deity. Knowing him, he'd lament about his predicament non-stop to this fellow undead and hopefully drive her away with the emo.

>>53645259
My character is a prideful wizard who likes spell collecting.

Her attempts to "make him hers" will likely be interpreted as a challenge worth however much force he deems necessary. And since he prefers to be no-nonsense and she's undead, she's probably as good as destroyed.

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>>53645259
Be very confused as to why she wants me

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Flee for the hills, my character is obsessed with his personal autonomy and likely wouldn't want to be chained to a wall in some bats castle

>>53645259
Wipe dust from the shelf on which I'll soon put a gemstone with her soul inside.

>>53645259
Panic, mostly. I guess this depends on the setting, but where he's from vampire range from mild annoyance up to walking natural disasters depending on a couple of factors. He really would rather not see people around him getting killed, and would try and somehow appease her without letting things get to crazy and abandoning everyone he loves.

As a disciple of slaanesh devoted to the art of manipulation an pursuasion, he would take full advantage of this oppurtunity to gain a powerful new ally, one much more useful than the dregs that he had previously surrounded himself with.

>>53645259
>You will never be walking through the woods at night with a torch
>You will never hear something rustling in the trees as a cold breeze wraps itself around you, putting out the torch drowning the forest in darkness
>You will never suddenly and violently be dragged into the woods.

>>53645259
Date the thirsty bitch. She's not bad looking.

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>>53645259
He'd probably try to use her as a follower to fulfill his goal of obtaining more power. No bite. Bad vampire! Bad!

Movie heartthrob Robert Pattinson shares a story to U.K. newspaper the Daily Express, recalling that he once took an obsessed female fan of him out for dinner. However, the fan got bored of him and left.

Robert was in Europe filming his soon-to-be-released movie, "Little Ashes," when he had the stalker standing by his apartment "every day for weeks - all day, every day." Feeling "bored and lonely" at one point of time, he then decided to treat the stalker to a dinner date.

In between times they were having their dinner, Robert "just complained about everything in my life" that he made the stalker bored. "She never came back," the actor said. "People get bored of me in, like, two minutes."

Previously, Robert has also told reporters he isn't good "at the whole 'dinner' thing." He said, "I'm a bit of a loner. I'm boring. I stay home, watch TV and eat a lot of fast food. That's really exciting, isn't it?"

>>53646427
>You will never awaken in the forest, far away from all civilization, with a pale woman staring into your eyes, your arms bound to the tree behind you.
>You will never have her hungrily rip the clothes off you, exposing you to the cold night and her even colder roaming hands.
>She will never bite your neck, draining the tiniest bit of blood out of you to calm you down, stopping your struggle.
>She will never mount you, holding your head in her hands as she slides in and out of you.
>She will never get more and more intense as she gets closer to climax, calling you "a little snack" or a "blood bag".
>She will never get so riled up that she starts to wrap her hands around your throat, demanding you cum inside of her.
>She will never climax and calm down, quietly apologizing for doing this, as she plays with your hair as you slowly pass out from exhaustion

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>>53645259
Tell my mom since I'm only goddamn 14, and she's a holy knight who also knows an ex-vampire with sun powers.

>>53645259
Nothing. My party is a bunch of cunts and we need to be stopped. At this point, we're so knee deep in shit that I'm trying to have us all killed.

... is the vampire white? My last character was a 13 year old dutch white suptemacist girl from 2017 transported to a fantasy world. If the vampire was white, probably try and figure out if vampirism would be an asset in setting up a reich made of white humans. If not, continue running away like a coward and using everyone she meets as a means to an end, with keeping other white people alive a distant second priority.

Jannekke wasn't a nice person. Fun to play though.

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>>53645259
But she's also a vampire who stalks people. (As a private investigator.) Would rather be known for her accomplishments than her "medical condition", though, so she'd likely want to avoid associating with someone as blatantly vampiric as that.
Best case is a stern talk about boundaries and maybe progressing things from there. Worst case is pulling out that dusty cardboard box full of her old vampire-killing gear god damn bloodsuckers didn't get the message the first time around don't want to join your dumb ass broods or covens or whatever for the last *fucking* time

Given that my exalted monkadin's party just got dumped into bat country, where the vampire overlords are actually trying to keep order, I would report her for sexual harassment and stalking without a permit.

If all else fails, smite evil.

>>53645259
>Muslim alchemist in late medieval Córdoba
Invoke the Phoenician and buy from him some talisman, weapon or spell. Aether essence would render myself invisible to the creature for a few minutes, enough for a killing blow, or at least to prick some of her hairs to lay the curse of the candle.

I'm probably fucked in any case.

>>53645259
My last character was in Rifts. A full-conversion cyborg built specifically to fights demons, vampires, and other supernatural evils.

She dies in a fire. Literally.

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break that bitch in half

>>53646490
What does th-- ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

... man, I'm surprised he's as boring as his acting would lead you to believe.

>>53645259
My character is a married man with 1 wife and 2 kid. As long as she is willing to help the family out he would not mind.

Plow her.

He is not a very complicated man.

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Duel her with nothing but pure mundane skill and a sword, for however long it takes for her to go down: his defense is untouchable so his progress is inexorable.

He doesn't have the tools or powers to actually finish a vampire, however. She can come back as often as she pleases, but all she's gonna get are more duels and he's willing to give her one every time she's in the way, because my character is just that shitty and one-dimensional. If she starts ruining jobs, he might ask someone to lock her in a box and toss it in the river or something to delay the next.

>>53645259
Being Acanthus master race, I freeze her in time until sun is in zenith. If that fails, I rewind time and do that again.

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>>53645259
Here's hoping that my last traptastic elf wizard manages to get to a much higher level much faster than before, otherwise he is all kinds of dicked.

Initially attempt to dissuade her from her mark by telling her, "Though many have spoken to me of my apparent beauty, I cannot recognize my mortal form as anything more than a reminder of my brothers' shortcomings in our Lord's final hour of need," before burning away even her ashes with the holy flame of the angelic hosts when she continues to persist in her misguided efforts.

>>53646531
>Ex-vampire
How does it work? Was he fired from vampireness?

>>53647398
You do know that vampirism can be a curse/illness right?

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>>53645259
experiment on her to find a way to mass produce vampire super soldiers, get exectued for tech heresy.

>>53645259
1)Get leather-covered silver ballgag and collar
2) Invite vampire to party on your terms
3) ???
4) PROFIT!

>>53645259
Snipe her. If that fails, hit her with a big club and set what remains on fire.

>>53647591
What if that fails?

>>53647605
repeat

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>>53645259
>tell her to fuck off
>kill if she refuses

Probably try and bring her into the party fold.

Traveling the world with a vampire waifu would be neat.

Well, Buglegar gets his posse to round her up and stake her. He's not fond of troublesome vamps getting into his mining operation, especially if she thought to turn the workers against him. Thralldom is one thing but if she tried getting a union formed?

Ptah, she's bring down the wrath of Lord Silvertongue for sure.

Bjorn on the other hand...

Well, he would counter stalk her probably seeing it as some sort of elaborate murder ritual. If she came out and states her intentions he might take her for a roll in the hay. She's cute and probably tough enough to survive heavily augmented troll lovin.

He'd probably forget the rubber though, and if she tries feeding off his essence she's getting her heart torn out mid coitus and he's gonna have to make a call to his Pixie for cleanup.

Quintin, a dread necromancer, detects her location, dominates her, and see's if she's good company/redeemable.

If she is he puts her to work securing diplomatic missions with the nobility, carefully controlling her intake of food and company to ensure she stays servile and gracious.

A fed vampire is a happy vampire, and one already enamoured of you requires less work to maintain.

If she is goo

>>53645259
My savage barbarian is already trying to become part of a female vampire, there might be some serious conflict between the two.. or a really hot threesome

>>53645259
>Federation officer
He'll make friends with her and use repurposed borg nanites to cure her vampirism, and counsellor's help to fix her mental issues.

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>>53645259
I shoot the vile mutant.
Then I apply fire.

>>53647824
Someone get that a write fag on this

>Solar Zenith

I hope she can stand sunlight

Stake her deep and hard

You made this thread just for this answer, didn't you?

>>53645259
I suppose I have no choice but to bed the abomination.

>>53645259
Eh, my character is an immortal with an appropriate mindset for such an existence. I suppose I'd court her and, if all goes well, I'd probably end up marrying her.

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>>53645259
I send my armies after the bitch, plot to kill her and bribe everyone to join. You don't fuck with Bihor.

>>53648530
Captain, no. That's not what that means at all.

>>53648635
For some reason, I'm loving that Cyprus there.

To win my love, I challenge her to a wet T-shirt contest against the female members of my party. The hose is secretely full of holy water.

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>>53645259
As a person loaded on D&D vampire lore, I can do the following-
-Get Pelor to whip me up that sweet-ass deitus dagger that forces the vampire to will save or loose control over all currently dominated spawn forever (dragon 288)
-Get the Fuck you vampire Neck Collars that prevent them from mist forming out and ensure final death (Dragon 288)
-Use garlic Juice to instantly force a vampire into Mist form (Best of Dragon vol1)
-Get the Vampire Hunting version of Gae Bolg, Javelin, bane of the black heart (Dragon 234) to kill her with ease
-Age her using a Ghost or some other means, potentially making her more powerful but at the chance of giving her a Salient Weakness
-Gift her a Bowl of blood (Dungeon Magazine #128)
-Pacify her and get her addicted to Bloodroot(Dungeon Magazine #126)
-Throw Mummy Mites at her (Dragon #324)
-Mix goodberry juice into your blood and feed it to her (Goodberries work as Holy wafers Dragon #324)
-Use a Chalk of barriers to keep her at bay (#Dragon 234)
-Lure her out using the Chime of Dark Need in a secluded area to potentially ambush her using live bait (Dragon 234)
-Trick her into drinking a Philter, Feat of Oblivion which forces her into Torpor (Dragon 234)
-Have sex with her in bedsheets that are actually the shroud of Sol's embrace (Dragon 234)
-Trick her into wearing a helm of opposite alignment to change her evil ways
-Shackle the bitch with Holy bone Shackles and watch the fun unfold (Dragon 288)

>>53645259
kill her as soon as possible.

>>53647813
>a vampire
>forming a trade union
They are bloodsuckers. Just like capitalists.

>>53645259
The last character I played was a warhammer fantasy vampire lord for a one shot. He'd likely feel honored another of his own kind felt that way. Before punting her off a chapel into the sun for interfering with his plans.

>>53645298
This

>>53645259
Good luck i'm already undead and specced to be insanely resistant to turn or dominate undead spells

>>53645259
My last char was a bona fide nigger named Nogger in a Fallout Tactics setting. He was a bow-hunting descendant of the tribalized Bloods gang and called anyone and everything even slightly fishy a 'dirty Crib.' He also performed Chamillionaire's "Ridin' Dirty" as warsong once the party aquired a truck and went to tear shit up.

He ultimately perished in a nuclear explosion. In any case, alive or dead, I don't think any vamp could be stupid, desperate, or rebellious enough to want anything from Nogger.

>>53645259

I run her over with my Gopher. If the Gopher is wrecked I get into the Talon and run her over. If the Talon is wrecked I get into my Roadmaster and run her over. If she's still up after that then I start sweating cause all I have left is my shit default Americar and my Ares Food Truck that's been converted into a second home.

>>53648985
>t. an actual, literal parasite
Socialists are adorable

>>53645259
The last character I played was a DMPC who was terrified of literally everything because the players hired a cableman for an industrial 'espionage' job.

So, uh, really, I guess he just gives in. Immediately. She'd just have to catch him and kindly inform him that they're lovers, now, and any deviation from this will result in the horrific death of everyone else he's ever known and loved.

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>>53645259
Try to force her into a duel after she reaches a threshold of fuckery. Last character was a headfirst, kick down the door type, who tried to beat down anyone that was strong. Probably end up losing and agree to her conditions.

>>53645259
Well I'm a paladin so... Murder?

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>>53645259
Why? Why is she attracted to my character? I have the lowest charisma score and the lowest social skills, and my character is repulsive enough that even his party wants him to keep the helmet on at all times. What possible reason could she have for being so attracted to him? His blood type isn't even that special either. Literal type-AB Human blood. We have an elf AND a halfling in the party.

>>53645259
>The last character you played is being stalked by a female vampire and will stop at nothing until you are hers. As time goes on she will get more and more desperate to achieve her goal, undermining you, your party and your loved ones to bring you closer. What do you do?
Celebrate, because none of the party members are very good at differentiating living humans from dead humans and one owner is as good as another!

>>53645259
Be slightly amused until she goes over the line, then behead.

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>>53645259
Question: can it be this female vampire?

>>53645259
Remain completely oblivious to all of this, even when the schemes turn deadly, and then heroically try to butcher her when she shows herself. If successful, continue on quest. If combat ends in defeat,presumably get violated by a sexy vampire lady in a demented lesbian rape scene.

>7 INT
>7 WIS
>18 CHA

>>53645259
>ageless psionic lesbian shrine maiden

I see no reason why I would want to stop this vampire unless she refuses to donate to the shrine

>>53645259
The preacher will return to leading his flock and use the power of his voice to do anything but solve his problems.

>>53645259
My last character became a vampire lord so...... I guess I win.

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>>53646498
>>She will never mount you, holding your head in her hands as she slides in and out of you.
>as she slides in and out of you.

Now hol up, WHAT?

He would consider it a test of faith to some degree. While destoying darkness in all its forms would be his obvious course of action, to become the prophet of his faith he must personify all qualities of his goddess. He would instead make himself the pursuer, he would use all tools at his disposal to turn her away from the darkness, to show her the beauty of the light.

>>53645259
My last character was a warlock inspired by saturday morning cartoon villains in a mostly evil campaign. He would partake in the gift of undeath if he could avoid becoming her thrall, and a murderess waifu could always prove useful.

>>53645259
my character is a necromancer and has a mighty need for strong allies. also single. so there might be a chance for her.
Also, vampires that still have a sense of self and urges besides feeding are powerfull as fuck in our setting. So my character might be up for this.
Unless he would loose his soul to a god or demon in the end. Then fuck that, because that's what all his enemies are after, it seems

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>>53645259

Let it happen

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Pray that she isn't cute and also doesn't try the direct approach

>>53645361
Omnismite because grey guard

>>53647398
The Vampire Resources Dept. had to let her go after she was found drinking... wine. On the job.

>>53650888
>The last character you played is being stalked by a female vampire (male) and will stop at nothing until you are hers

>>53651109
Also, if my GM reads this. NO, THAT WAS NOT A REQUEST!

>>53646498
why you do this anon ( ._.)

>>53645259
Pretend to be swayed, chain her up, sell her ability to turn people into immortal monsters. Keep a record, cut ties, wait a few years, offer to sell my services hunting down the newly created vampire menace.

The key is in the down time you've done "tests" on the captured vampire, found the best ways to hurt them, what they're afraid of, etc.
Now we simply get a larger sample size.

>>53645259
My last character was having his mind and body taken over by a parasitic spider, but if she's into that I see no reason to fight back. then when she gets close enough we would devour her and use her essence to grow the spider.

>>53645259
I need more notes on her personality, details help

>>53645259
Start eating a lot of garlic and wearing silver jewellery. Also carry several pots of rice with me at all times.

>>53645259
My god, when the fuck did /tg/ get so fucking edgy?

>>53651578
probably back when it split off from /b/

>>53649825
You're funny. You'll be the last to be sent to a vampire gulag.

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>>53645259
Convert into a thrall and consume her plane.

>>53645259
I'm a gestalt pathfinder character, juust short of 8th level. And we're already gearing up to jump people following us, in not so friendly territory, where the campaign in general has undead as destroy-on-sight. Most of us have Protection from Evil fairly handy, though our cleric spells are more limited. It'd be really inconveniencing, but unless they were a notable power, we would smash them and then be on our way.

>>53645259
Welcome her back to the party and ask who managed to train her to that level of competence, up from "oblivious dork who'd rather throw money at problems but it's all held in escrow by evil DMPCs". Also ask if her equally dorky undead samurai thrall ever forgave me for Literally Affronting God by dusting one of aforementioned evil DMPCs.

>>53645259
>Trandoshan Merc
Well it'd be something new for him to kill so he'd probably have fun

>>53645259
Well.. .Beg her to stop sabotaging my party and ask her if she maybe wants to journey with us? Than, accepting my fate as her pet/whatever shes into, and continue adventuring.

>>53645259
50 years old married wizard lady. Secretely a necromancer.
Try to lead her into a trap to catch her, then experiment on her, for magical Science! The character is aiming for lichdom, so an actual immortal to experiment upon would interest her.

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>>53645259
It's simple we RIP AND TEAR IT!

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>>53645259
Glory seeking showboat pretty boy with a serve case of being a sex pest. I think she would be the one trying to run away.

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Robo Yojimbo is annoyed, then displeased and finally outright homicidal if the vampire's shenanigans endanger his mistress.

>>53653481
>not calling it Rojimbo

>>53645259
What does she want him for? That will decide how he reacts

>>53645259
Never take my plate harness and sallet off

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>>53654487
Fuuuuuuck you

>>53645259

I hope she can muster a good effort to rules-lawyer her way out of his Geas, because there's no save. My ancient Elven Wizard would appreciate having a vampire familiar around to do the dirty work. After he nearly got offed by a cloaker he's not being too picky about his bodyguards as long as they're loyal... Or, you know, under permanent, unresistable mind control magic.

His first Geas would be: "Obey me and those I appoint as trusted allies." After that he'll figure out what he needs to do next and just cast it again if there are better instructions.

>>53647824
Wouldn't it be a cold threesome, what with 2 dead chicks.

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I don't play RPGs. Therefore I move my Techpriest Dominus into base contact and roll to identify and claim this Mysterious Objective.

>>53645259
I swear to god if she's that disco wizard tryin to catfish me again I'm going to kill something.

>>53645259
So gnoll necromancer and her wife lizard mystic....Hmm...They would catch her and use in there experiments

Or sell to orcs

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An exalted cop who had successfully punched werewolves and shot motherfuckers with shotguns.

He's not afraid to put buckshot in evil.

>>53645259
Does she have access to void travel? Are there even equivalents to vampires in 40k? I think my Inquisitorial Guardsman is safe.

>>53645259
How's her pedigree? Is she a dirty foreigner? Regardless, it'll probably end with his shirt torn to shreds and him jumping off a high place while shouting 'FOR AQUILON!'

>>53655116
your character description gives me a murder boner! Please give this old murder hobbo some tips on how to take mind controlling elf wizards down

>>53645259
>Ulrican Priest
Well, there are two ways this could go down. One way is that she could be convinced to use her...unique condition for the betterment of mankind, in which case there would be no problem. In fact, she might even get a loyal companion. If not, then she's going to meet the giant ball of angry that is an Ulrican Priest with an urge to purge.

>>53646649
Sounds pretty cancerous

Eh, it was a female bard quite a while ago. She would just open her legs and ask to make the bite mark simetrical over her mound. Her life was quite shit, a random vampire lady wanting to have her sounds like a jackpot.

>>53651578
This isn't edgy, it's someone who REALLY wants to get fucked by a crazy vampire babe.

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>>53647398
Well after a lot of stuff happened, like 5 years worth, the vampire sought to commit ritual solar suicide after a lot of time thinking over his life. But he had unknowingly achieved Golconda with his vampire parasite; thanks to some other bullshit, his parasite achieved solar symbiosis, and now they've become a unique species after he watched himself grow and heal in the dawn he expected to kill him.

So yeah he was kind of fired.

>>53645259
>What do you do?
Go hunt drunken in the woods as usual. She thinks me being alone is a good opportunity to make a move. Bites me, gets intoxicated half-way through embracing me. I slip away as she tears trees down and hisses at the moon.

>>53645259
>A priest that after the endgame turns into the Saint of the Goddess who takes care of all of the souls in the world. His title being "The Saint of Forgiveness"

I think he'd face her head on and try to make her stop, maybe trying to rewind her back into a human.

or, for my current character

>Young mage who aspires to be a guild master one day. Has an unofficial guild composed of him, a young girl who claims to be the queen of bunnies and a blind seer. Has a very adventurous view of life but due to backstory poor emotional control.

>>53657748
sent it by mistake. For the mage it'd be really fun and he'd want to actually try to make her part of the guild, until the second that she touches even a hair of his guild members. He'd then outright tear her open and go on a quest of annihilation set towards her brood

>>53656459
praise it.

>>53646011
in WFRP, anyway, a Khornate's opinion on vampires was "Blood is for the Blood God, not drinking."

Playing a Bright Wizard in WFRPG 2nd, so...

Burn the bitch!

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>>53645259
The last character I played was an Estalian diestro who generally trusted and believed the best of people and had a weakness for beautiful women.

Yeah, he's vamp food.

>>53646490
>So lonely you try dating a stalker

wew

>>53645259
My ranger isn't going to last very long : (

>>53645259
>last character was a gunner looking for a way out of the mercenary trade
>hot, if really pale chick wants him "work" for her on a semi-permanent basis
>cashes out and jumps on that deal without a second thought
That was easy.

>>53645259
That's one of my fetishes.

I will be the one to stalk her, I will prepare myself in a couple of days and then after I will be ready, I will shown myself to her and paralyze her with a stake, drag her in my house,make her limbs not functional and then we will do sweet sweet things together, after a while I will ask her the secret behind vampirism and become one as well and maybe I'll let her free afterwards.

>activate rage
>shove
>grapple
>punch until unconscious
>sell into slavery
Jk this would never happen because I'm a perma dm and the only campaign I'm actually playing in is railroaded to fuck and I have no way to explore my slaver background

Set up shop in a multistory building, line the first floor with enough explosives to puree a rancor, and wait on the third floor with my sniper rifle. Joren Kol doesn't take too kindly to things wanting his fluids, especially after the last time

>>53645259
I'd just sit and wait.

>>53645259
If it's pic related
Cast wish to turn her back into a living person then breed her like it's my job

>>53645259
Our party's current goal is for each of our characters to get a girlfriend, so this is oddly convenient.
I wish I was making this up.

>>53645259
Enlist the aid of the alcoholic Ripple master that's probably the second-most competent member of the party after my character.

>>53645259
>a high level arcane fighter wielding one of the most powerful swords in existence
>murderhobo sociopath that lives for the rush of killing monsters
>considers undead such as vampires to be pests
he kills her lol

Stake in the heart. Just before her last breath leaves her, tell her: "This isn't my fetish."

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>>53645259

>>53645259

Give her a seizure via disco ball, proceed to place myself into a position to stake her, and then ask for the jester spirit's name.

I then threaten her again, just to make sure she isn't lying; I'll be damned if I go through all the trouble of reaching the spirit, only to find out it was a bogus name I was given.

>>53645822
>playing a drake
Found the faggot.

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>>53645259
Ruin her flowerbed.

Plunge my purifying spear into her and fill her with bright power and turn her to a crisp because I'm already happily married and I went through HELL to save him, I'm not going to marry her, and she's a fucking creep anyway.

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Kinkshame her.

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It's not as bad as you think.

>>53646152
Most important piece of info, OP.

>>53647189
>Best answer

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>>53651129
Sauce? Also, pic related.

>>53648635
What game iziz, my dude?

>>53666972
Crusader Kings 2, homeskillet

So, a grey wizard of the Empire's secret service? I lure her into a trap and burn her at the stake. Unless I can somehow use the situation to my advantage.

>>53651129
Source?

>>53645259
"Zidar Zidarnov never wanted before. This must be trap."

>>53668489
Fucking source damn you.

>>53645259
>Go to bed with here
>Keep her distracted by non-stop fucking til daylight then pick her up and run outside into the sunlight.
You need to be tactical when dealing with vampire scum.

>>53645259
Last I recall my Chevalier is is sorts of fucked up, he was bleeding out under some tree in a forest
So bleed out, have a sexy vampire drink my blood till I die, or have hot woodland sex with a hot vampire babe till I bleed out and die

>>53645259
My last character is also a vampire. A married one, at that. She wouldn't take too kindly to a stalker.

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>>53645895
Because I know you're still refreshing the thread.

>>53648635
>protokike
>not jewish
bad goy

>>53668829
>vampires are supernaturally strong
>she instead pushes you into bed
>drains you of semen
>then drains you of blood and turns you into a loyal vampire spawn

Well at least there are worse fates out there.

>>53668969
There's a song in this one, I think, for future generations of knights and wandering minstrels.

>>53645259
Uh. We're getting one more Vargheist pretty soon, I think. With boobs.

>>53666969
>>53668489
>>53668625
Title tag says "Paris je t'aime".
Do people seriously lurk without 4chinsX in this day and age?

>>53651144
Well, time to start reading Rosario+Vampire, I guess.

>>53645259
Last character I played was a Landsknecht-y guy made with the TRoS quick start rules for a quick test game. So he is still a starting character. He ded. Or whatever the Vamp has planned.
If she'd convert him I at least had an incentive to begin fleshing out how to do vampire stuff in TRoS (QS), which I planned to do, but procrastinate on actually doing.

>>53669850
Fuck her standing up, make the dash while she's distracted.

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>>53645259
>Character is literally a semi super powered (through a drug a lot like venom cause DM loves capeshit ironically) Bane from Dark Knight Rises, constantly fighting people who he thinks is strong to become "The Strongest"

He'd probably ask her the same thing he asks every other person he meets, "Are you strong?" if no, ignore them.

If yes then drug induced wrestlemania until either he dies or the sun comes up mid suplex frying her.

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>>53646932
I'm gonna break that bitch in half with my stake, if you know what I mean

Character's loved ones will kill her. Character's party memebers will also kill her. Character himself will ignore her until she gets annoying enough that he kills her with Sunburst.

>>53645259
>Team Yankee East German commander

I know that vampires have to be impaled through the heart or shit like that, but what if they're blown apart by artillery? And what about being impaled by a sabot tank shell?

If she resists these, then I'll maybe manipulate her a little to have her bite my entire battalion. Now, there are +/- 350 quasi immortal East Germans running around on the field, fighting at night and feeding on the blood of the capitalists. And there is a shitload of capitalists.

>>53669850
Y'all supernatural beings always forget it's not just about strength, but also leverage!

>>53645259
Take up Italian cooking.

>>53645259
Have them curse in 18 languages because god damn that night in Vegas comes back to bite at the worst times. Then confront his currently ex wife, perhaps another night of debauchery while reminiscing about the old days, and a morning a few weeks later waking up from a long bender, looking at the new wedding band they chose this time, and trying to piece together when they got married again during this as she sleeps in.

>>53645259
Last character I played was dryad Demiurge in a Dungeons the dragoning game.
If she's a vampire she's clearly another exalt, but given that the party contains 5 rank 5 exalts, she is more than welcome to try.

As and when she fails, she'll be put to use somehow, either as research material, or as a source of skills and memories, to further improve my crew.

>>53645259
>Skeleton Rogue
Guess she's not interested in his blood, so he tries to figure out what she is interested in and tries not to do that. Alternatively, murder with a handgun that fires exploding bullets.

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>>53645259
Are you my GM? Because this is happening to my Cleric now after he stuck his dick in crazy.

He had to cut down on his usual philandering and lay low because of yandere vampire stalker. Plus a noble with connections to the Assassin's Guild who wants his head for sleeping with his wife.

Like a good Tzimisce, i turn her into a chair

>>53645259
>WFRP 2e, Terror in Talabheim adventure
>Plague and Skaven everywhere
>18year old female Wizard, half-strigany
>Already desperate and insane, will do almost anything to avenge her dead teacher and end Skaven menace
Warhammer Fantasy vampires are extremely powerful, I doubt our party will be able to do anything. So the vampire will probably get her, drink her blood and then embrace her. Knowing our GM, the scene will definitely involve some hot lesbian sex.

>>53645259
Do vampires gain the same nutrition and sustenance from cold blood as opposed to warm? Asking for a friend.

Thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2muBa2z8uw

>>53679866
>Knocked down but I have enough hate to breathe
>down your throat and steal your energy
>You took everything but my will to be
>Now the loss of your god won't make me bleed

Sound like she won anon.

>>53645259
Well i basically made walter from hellsing but a barber. So... kill the vampire filth.

>>53680208
>So... kill the vampire filth.
But Walter is a filthy traitor who yearns for the immortality that vampirism brings.

>>53645259
A level 23 Investigator/Alchemist in pathfinder.
He has all the senses, other than humor.
As for family, his familiar/Watson is a 200,000gp death machine of a homunculus with permanent arcane sight, and his ex-wife is a paladin to the setting's god of muscle wizards.

That vampire is going to have fun avoiding the bottled sunshine he keeps on him for just such an occasion.


I just played him a week ago, but the campaign is sadly on hiatus while my DM is finalizing a book he's been writing. Should be back on in a month.

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D&D 5e level 15 Champion fighter
I think he's ok

>>53669896
The classic tale of the valiant knight who under a large oak tree on a dark cold night got a necrophilic hand job while choking on his blood

shit on the ground and roll around in it

her move

>>53645889
what game were you playing in the skeleton jelly setting?

>>53645259
What if I just fuck the vampire, doesn't that solve the problem?

>>53647330
just use octo balloons dude, keese only follow you so far up

>>53665451
>partially shaved head
stake fodder

>>53681544
solves one, opens a whole host of others

>>53681490
It's a Nechronica game. Not really as schizophrenic and out there as Skeleton Jelly. The setting is basically an underground complex where humans retreated to after radiation made the surface unlivable. Shit went even further south, and now there's ravenous meat overtaking the place, and pretty much any robot or cyborg that used to do a job has gone completely murderous. It's damn fun.

>>53679336
Haven't you read the Ulrika novels? Being fed on literally feels better than sex.

Unless it's a Strigoi or (presumably) a Necharch. The lesbo sex might not even be necessary.

>>53681085
That's the bawdy tavern version.

Normal version's probably some tragic song about how the dead can recognize the beauty of the dying or something high-falutin' like that.

>>53645259
My last character is already a vampire. And married, to another vampire. Both of them are willing to drown the world in blood for the other.

>>53679866
I see your wager and raise you a Cry Little Sister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrMLMV6E4CM

>>53645259

>Be a level 1 rogue

Welp. Time for me to roll up a new character.

>>53645259
>blood warlock
I immediately suspect she is here as an agent of my Patron (who is basically Carmilla for the setting) to monitor my degradation into vampirism.
The only logical course of action is to lead her on increasingly convoluted goose-chases while I try to find a way to escape my pact.

>>53646490
Spoken like a true Hufflepuff.

>>53647836
>not signing her on as-is because the Federation don't care what kind of freaky ayy you are
>not programming her favorite blood types into the replicators
>not using her vampire powers to solve the allegorical problem of the week
I think you need to trek harder.

>>53645259
On the one hand, he was pretty good friends with a Dhampir.

On the other hand, said Dhampir's father tried to kill him, along with the rest of the party, and he's got a Dracolich and ancient doppelganger assassin taking up real estate in his mind.

This along with his mixed feelings about getting in a relationship. I mean shit, I think he'd like to at least get the two voices out of his head so whatever romance he gets into doesn't have an audience.

>my level 5 wizard
Hm.....

>>53670561
Specifically the segment "Quartier de la Madeleine", Staring Elijah Wood.

>>53646746
Sounds like an interesting character. What system? Wod?

>>53681753
>opens a whole host of others
I swear it's not my son. That bitch is lying!

>>53681439
Underrated.

>>53645259
Probably just fucking ignore her for the most part.

My character's superpower is that he can unchain his body from causality, which basically means that he can turn his perceived existence into something entirely illusionary, unable to act or be acted upon until he cancels it. When he uses the ability, his center of mass keep gradually drifting in the direction it was going before he activated it without being slowed, so he can drift away at running speed+ if she ever tries to get a hold of him. In addition to that, he can extend the range of his power to affect others with a few yards, so he could theoretically trap her in place until the sun comes out and then release her to instant destruction.

The power is really fucking good and has creative applications I'm not even going to bother listing. The point is, I have no real reason to fear vampires.

>>53682269
It could be a Necrarch, they prefer to give Blood Kiss to magically talented people.

>>53650658
She has a fetish for ugly disgusting men.

>>53645259
Someone finally loves him? He's in.

>>53645259
My last game was WoD so I'd do what I did: make reality TV out of it.

>>53682297
I'm just glad our bard died so if it did happen that bastard won't be singing any songs of my touch with death

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>>53645361
>smite property

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GE AY GO HOM

>>53687238
if she was lunging at him couldn't he use it on her and let her just shoot off into space after a few hours

>>53689558
Nah, not quite that OP.

By that logic I could damn people for eternity just by getting near them once.

It wears off if they get out of range. What I COULD do is move with her into space if I could match her speed, but then I wouldn't be able to get back easily either.

Either way, I can take on a vampire with some basic patience, which obviously my character has in spades considering being able to take his time without being threatened is a major boon of his power.

>>53689657
>>53687238
What's your stand's name?

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>>53645259
>Space Bear
I don't know, probably just be a mount.

>>53689739
If it was a stand I would have outright said it was a stand.

This is Mutants and Mastermind, boi. Albeit in a relatively gloomy alt-earth setting.

It would make a pretty fucking dope stand, though. And if was a stand, I'd probably call it Lonely Wind specifically because it allows me to drift around like a smug fuck without being in any danger of getting hurt ever, but while I'm doing that I can't interact with the word in any meaningful way.

>>53645259
My Exalted dragonblood has a new abyssal antagonist. The solar he's been flirting with lately is probably going to have opinions about it.

My barbarian would check her in the "fuck" box of "fuck marry kill". Then she, the witch and the talking dog We had a bunch unidentified love potions that I assumed was healing potions. First to the witch, then to the dog to test what happened when she did not heal. And we're not talking about the kind of summer fling love potions, this is true love on a bottle. The witch later planned on killing the dog, but the druid instead cast awaken on the dog, he gained superb mental stats and they are basically plotting against eachother now.
Also there's a vampire thrown in there too, now.
The rogue is going to die from laughter.

My wendigo considers vampires to be the posers of the monsterous world and would laugh at her with his revenant girlfriend. Then they would eat her, like so many vampires before her.

>>53645259
Romeo Exxet may be an idiot, and the Inquisition may be pants-on-head retarded when it comes to doing the right thing, but they'll love the chance to do some proper DEUS VULTing on this abomination. Plus they owe us one for helping them get rid of that Yehudah mole they had in their organization.
That doesn't work, I let her get close, then drop the Catastrophic Light spell at Arcane level.

>>53645259
So she's stalking my Crossdressing Call of Cthulhu character? I mean, this isn't a fetish thing, she just has made a male identity because she wants to sell more of her paintings.

So is she stalking her real self or her "Husband"? if the latter does the vampire want to get rid of the competition?

Would finding out that Tito isn't real and is just Morgana as a reverse trap cause san loss in the poor thing.

Is the vampire lesbian? Will she leave the poor painter alone if she isn't? Or what?

>>53650820
Reimu, what are you doing here?

>>53674718
Clearly she wants your bone.

I'm playing a newly risen revenant. So, cool, I'm down.

>>53645259
Whats her willpower like? Is it better than a Navigator who can melt CSMs minds with a well aimed glare? Cause someone is loosing their mind, literally. And thats if she gets past the arch-militant.

>>53645259
>your party
I have a light cruiser with a crew of 22k
A functional Imperial Knight
A squad of Sororitas (none of them have melta though)

Bring it on.

>>53688297
It could be, I'm just reasonably sure that Necharch feeding would be painful. Then again, that's just gut feeling based on one incident of a crazed STRIGOI feeding, so it's not exactly well-supported.

>>53689788
So in other words to kill you one just needs to kill you before you notice them?

>>53690030

In all honesty, that actually sounds like a compelling Victorian/Early1900s story, the vampiress in love with a woman she thinks is a man.

Also, knowing vampires, she would likely reveal after a whole lot of angsting by the human that she already knew from her smell, and really doesn't care.

>On topic.

Well, my last played character was/is a nerdy and abused Lone Wanderer from Fallout 3, literally just having stepped out of the Vault. Sounds like she is soon to be a bloodsucker herself, as I doubt a badly aimed pistol is going to do fuck all to a vampiress.

>>53686972
GURPS

>>53645259
I wait for the other female vampire stalker them to deal with them.

Last character was a mutants and masterminds shapeshifter with the natural weapons power who used to be a good looking latin guy but now his natural form is a monstrous slenderman ripoff who can produce blades spikes and tentacles at will and his hobby is he's a huge horror fan.
This shall end in greatness, either a epic battle or the most kinky sex ever is 50/50

This actually happened to my character though.

>>53693961
>LOL, Sniper!
That's a true drawback with most fucking characters that have defensive abilities they need to activate though. It's true for pretty much any overwhelming glass cannon too; their abilities don't matter if someone puts a bullet in their head while their sleeping.

Assassinations = NO COUNT

>>53645259
Rape.

>>53696279
Well I was more talking about like The Flash, but yeah.

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>>53689739
Fantasy Nature, of course.

>>53694827
Yeah it does sound interesting doesn't it. Still I think poor Morgana wouldn't be very happy about it since she's a catholic woman through and through, but vampires don't care about that or your sexuality, and she isn't a fighter at all so...she'd be fucked

And vampires in fallout who aren't just deluded Cannibals ? sounds scary

>>53645259
I fuck it

>>53696785
No, they're cannibals who only drink blood from those who choose to give it, otherwise no different from other humans, and other than in the capital wasteland they don't exist.

>>53697147
>And vampires in fallout who aren't just deluded Cannibals
>vampires in fallout who aren't just deluded Cannibals
> in fallout who aren't just deluded Cannibals
>fallout who aren't just deluded Cannibals
> who aren't just deluded Cannibals

Yeah that's what I said.

How did you misread that as me claiming there were actual vampires in fallout?

>>53697200
Somehow, I didn't see the n't in aren't, my bad, I realized it after I hit submit.

>>53650776
BEGONE MAGICAL FANTASY THOT!

>>53697304
its cool, I just wanted to be a dick. But imagine a vampire in a post apocalypse setting. if anything it'd be scary than one in fantasy.


They could hide in irradiated areas, and no one could hunt them down there and with how many sick fucks there are in the wastes, would anyone even think they were there?

terrifying

>>53697384
No issue here, but I think they just call those Feral Ghouls in Fallout, hide in irradiated areas, travel in packs small and large, and prey on humans?

But an actual fantasy vampire, probably wouldn't hide in an irradiated area, as I'm fairly certain radiation hurts them as well, and if it didn't, nobody but one of the dwellers or a courier is likely going to notice, raiders do the same shit a vamp would do so anybody who did notice might well go in unprepared.

Can I just kill her?

>>53697728
Depends what level or how powerful, you are?, as her age isn't mentioned so she could literally be so ancient a vampire as to be a threat to even level 20 heroes.

>>53689761
or mount her, amiright

>>53645259
>"Mom? Is that you? We talked about this!"

>>53698350
I probably wouldn't even find her attractive, I only got 6 INT

>>53696094
Story time?

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>>53645259
Is there any videogame, roleplaying game, pen and paper game, tabletop game, or VR game that let me play as a western gunslinger with a colt peacemaker a la Mysterious Stranger in quasi-medieval/renaissance/baroque fantasy setting?

>>53700764
Russian Roulette with Fully Loaded supplement.

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>>53689022
That sounds like a really cool or edgy concept. A fantasy universe where Paladins aren't powered by holiness, righteousness, or selflessness but pure selfishness and greed. Except they can still smite people with holy spells, powered by the holy sanctity of the NAP.

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>>53700783
XD top lol

>>53645259
>last character you played.

I'm not sure what vampires are doing in 21xx, but I'm a busy reploid with mavericks to kill, and I'm not sure where vampires sit on the human/not human scale so I guess I'll just sort of ignore her unless it turns out that vampire hunting won't get me declared maverick myself.

>>53645259
>Female Human Cleric (Straight)
I tell the DM that Barovia is shitty enough as it is, and if he doesn't quit it, I decide to have my character hand herself over to Strahd in exchange for protection. She has the Tome, so worst case he drains her dry and turns her into his slave, best case she becomes one of his 'brides' and believes herself to be his waifu once she finally cracks.

>>53698709
>"You don't call or write, so if this is the only way to see my darling child, then so be it!"

>>53645361
Anything is evil if you think it's evil.
The stupidest paladin can smite peylor if he thought peylor was nerull.

>>53645259
My last character was a Moron Mage. I turn her into a lawn chair.

>>53647582
As long as the silver doesn't instantly kill her, (re-kill?) you have my boner's attention

"Oh shit not again."

>>53645737

...What the fuck am I even reading?

>>53648639
You're wrong, Spock! For the greater good! For the Federation!

>>53702245
Seems pretty clear to me.

Run.

Just run and stay on the run I have two lil gnomelettes to protect so just run and stay as safe as I can if I feel I can no longer protect them I will get there lives sorted make sure they are safe and give myself over if need be.

>>53651266
This is how you SCIENCE!!!, people. Good job sir.

>>53681439
Unexpected.

>>53702408
With no morality, but vampires are usually evil and have had theirs souls removed so it's sort of a grey area.

>>53702743
Okay, MAD SCIENCE!!!

That better?

>>53703308
No, because mad science can include morality it just works similarly to magic it that it's practitioner understands it but cannot explain it satisfactorily, depending on setting, and particular character, of course.

>>53645259
I submit to her willingly, as long as she promises to take good care of me and let me have other women from time to time. Vampires are usually bisexual anyway, so she probably wouldn't mind at all, and would enjoy seeking out girls for us to play with together.

>>53648635
good course of action. may I suggest a different course. send satan after that bitch.

>Last character was a Space Marine
>Techmarine
>Imperial Fist
>In the company of a BT Contemptor DreadNPC
>Geared up for a mission; has a Sig Wargear Plasma Gun & Power Fist and is more machine than man at this point (quasi Iron Hands style).
>Ready for a last stand against Tau that invaded and Imperial Planet they were on after having purged said Tau's advanced recon unit and having reactivated an abandoned watch station where they found the dread. (Amongst other things; its an agri world though so not much actual imperial military).

All in all? He'd be pretty fine, I guess.

>>53645259
Talk to her about what she wants out of a relationship, and if I find that acceptable, and am attracted to her, consent. Otherwise, I file the appropriate reports with the police and maybe pursue legal action to prevent her from stalking me.

>>53645259
Jorgen von Whahlanbandedmannlich would use this new allie to achieve his goal of riches in the life of a Vampire

>>53645259
I killed Strahd and I'll kill this bitch.

>>53645259
>character is a martial light mage experienced with fighting vampires
>has minor infamy thanks to killing a bunch of possessed townsfolk and having an ally in nomadic barbarian that won't show up again for a while
>has eventual goal of harnessing vampiric unlife to become an immortal vampire slayer
It all depends on how cute she is

>>53645259
If her hair is white then why does she have black eyebrows?

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>>53645259
Show her the Dharma and make her repent as a Boddhisattava

>>53645259
>tfw Police Girl will never be your vampire sire

>>53645259
>be me
>be youngest son of one of the world's foremost vampire-slayers
>spent decades slaughtering stinking bloodsuckers

I think that I do okay.

>>53646498
>You will never host a qt immortal vampire in your apartment that sleeps while you're away
>You will never come home from work to her waking up hungry at the sound of your footsteps in the stairway
>She will never jump you in the dark living room as you lock the door, easily wrestling you to the ground laughing at your protests
>She will never playfully bite your neck and drink some breakfast, holding your flailing arms down in her hands while you desperately try to shake her off
>She will never then drag you back to bed for passionate sex, you still woozy from the blood loss and not fully in control of your body
>You will never wake up at night to her guarding your sleeping body

>>53679336
Warhammer 2e enemies are also highly susceptible to being ganked. Our starting career party wrecked a vamp right out of the book just by it being a 4 on 1 fight.

>>53705389
Probably painted/penciled on.

>>53645259
What's her family like? Are they proposing a hefty dowry?

the option of peeing on her to show dominance is always open

My last character was a druid that had an obsession with rats and at the end became utterly insane, going full on prophet from darkest dungeon. I think he's safe.

>>53645259

My JJBA campaign character would throw her in the [Sunset Cage] and try to talk her down while the rest try to find the keys to unlock [Sunset Cage] again. Eventually come to enjoy her company, and talk more openly. And if she's really as yandere as OP makes her out to be, restrain her and try to talk her down from trying to kill the detective for slapping her head for having to find the keys for the fifteenth time this week.

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>>53645259
Vicious Mockery, Cutting Words, a free crossbow bolts lit up with Heat Metal. Probably not enough to actually destroy the hag, but plenty enough to make her reconsider the effort.

>>53707612
What kind of dumbass vampire ran in like that? The outnumbered rules are brutal.

>>53645259
This is my ex after I broke up with her.

>>53715710
and now you know why you never stick your dick in crazy.

>>53646531
>ex-vampire
>sun powers

If there was anymore I'd have dropped it.

>>53707282
Anon please, I can only get so hard

>>53715710
Story time?

>>53707282
cute

>>53646531
Nigga what?

Last session, my character accidentally killed a vampire. He then harvested some of its Vitae and ripped out its spine for use in constructing a body for Tzeentch to shove a super-minor daemon into so that he can have a familiar that's not likely to be affected by his usual modus operandi, which is "full push ALL the spells!"

He's not really terribly worried about vampires. He probably just ignores this one, helped by the fact that he owns a spelljammer, and that he's an itinerant merchant.

ITT Everyone plays a super over-the-top powerful demigod character that ain't afraid of no silly vampire.

My low-level mage is basically fucked.

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>>53645259

This Ulfen wizard would (if she's not being threatening) first attempt to use minor wards and enchantments in an attempt to impede her ability to get close to him, after explaining he's not interested as politely as he can.

The character is obsessed with the nature of magic and the gathering of knowledge, but romantic/lustful desires are foreign to him... if anything the idea of sex of any kind is very off putting to him.

Once this vampire starts to touch his friends or his loved ones however he will not hesitate to try and destroy her... Though granted he'd prolly need help from friends, as he's not all that powerful.

>>53724816
>ITT Everyone plays a super over-the-top powerful demigod character that ain't afraid of no silly vampire.
Or submissive guys who want a dominant vampire mistress.