How would you go about bribing a prominent member of the

>>53636910
Ask him to throw you a bone.

>>53636910
With macaroni products.

>>53636951
fpbp

>>53636973
But you're a close second.

>>53636910
Turn Undead

>>53636910
bribe him with milk

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Well I'd say "throw him a bone" but the likely result would just be this.

>>53636910
Off to bone him.

>>53636910
Skele-hookers and Cocaine-infused milkshakes.

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>>53637371
Forgot the most important part.

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>>53637225

Whose?

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Offer a magical ring that would make him look human so he could walk among people again and not be so lone.

>>53636910
Don't bribe him, get him heavily in debt to you via his gambling addiction.

He loves to roll dem bones.