I need help /tg/, what sort of challenges should be required for a clutch of Hitler clones competing against one another in a "Faustian Crucible" to determine which one would rule over an "Idaho Free State" in a balkanized United States. Pretend for a moment that it does not end in a death match. The master of ceremonies is Salvador Dali if that helps. No idea is too cringe-inducing. Give me your best, or worst.
Pie eating contest.
>>53625021
why idaho?
>>53625058
For whatever reason, Idaho figures prominently in certain neonazi and Dark Enlightenment circles.
>>53625021
rhetoric and simulated warfare if you wanted to be somewhat serious. break dancing and gymnastic competitions to prove their physical prowess and purity if you want to goof off.
painting, obviously
>>53627098
adding on:
theatre and drama related competitions, so as to test Hitler's absolutely phenomenal public speaking ability
>>53625021
Tell them you added a Hitler impersonator (not a clone) to their numbers and force them to recognize him. The trial can't go on until they all agree there's no impersonator.
Then they have a few trials and then again there's a trial that requires to make the best Hitler impersonation. Watch them explode in accusations.
Also painting, like the fine gentleman suggested in >>53627098
>>53625021
>challenges
Most-Vegan Contest
High-speed polka dance-off
Painting contest to determine which captures the natural beauty of Idaho most effectively
Field-stripping a standard-issue German WWI kit and rifle
Dog training and agility run
>Dali
see which one can squirt a pint of milk out his asshole the furthest
>>53629065
you're a fucking madman
>>53625021
>Dali
>Hitler
moustache contest, whoever manages to create a tache more iconic than hitler 1.0's toothbrush while still being evocative of all he stood for is the true successor
>>53625021
Art contest