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I need help /tg/, what sort of challenges should be required

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I need help /tg/, what sort of challenges should be required for a clutch of Hitler clones competing against one another in a "Faustian Crucible" to determine which one would rule over an "Idaho Free State" in a balkanized United States. Pretend for a moment that it does not end in a death match. The master of ceremonies is Salvador Dali if that helps. No idea is too cringe-inducing. Give me your best, or worst.
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Pie eating contest.
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>>53625021
why idaho?
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>>53625058
For whatever reason, Idaho figures prominently in certain neonazi and Dark Enlightenment circles.
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>>53625021

rhetoric and simulated warfare if you wanted to be somewhat serious. break dancing and gymnastic competitions to prove their physical prowess and purity if you want to goof off.
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painting, obviously
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>>53627098
adding on:
theatre and drama related competitions, so as to test Hitler's absolutely phenomenal public speaking ability
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>>53625021
Tell them you added a Hitler impersonator (not a clone) to their numbers and force them to recognize him. The trial can't go on until they all agree there's no impersonator.

Then they have a few trials and then again there's a trial that requires to make the best Hitler impersonation. Watch them explode in accusations.

Also painting, like the fine gentleman suggested in >>53627098
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>>53625021
>challenges
Most-Vegan Contest
High-speed polka dance-off
Painting contest to determine which captures the natural beauty of Idaho most effectively
Field-stripping a standard-issue German WWI kit and rifle
Dog training and agility run

>Dali
see which one can squirt a pint of milk out his asshole the furthest
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>>53629065
you're a fucking madman
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>>53625021

>Dali
>Hitler

moustache contest, whoever manages to create a tache more iconic than hitler 1.0's toothbrush while still being evocative of all he stood for is the true successor
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>>53625021
Art contest
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