Let's make a setting our of alcoholic beverages, /tg/. Beer,

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>in the beginning there were skeleton girls...'cause you can't go nowhere with no bones.

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>Then the brown angels created brown beers and liquors

This seems racist

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>>53604264
If you prefer I can switch to sexist.

>>53604203
I am exceedingly drunk right now, this could not have come at a better time

>The Vodakov Imperium is a great manufacturer of arms and Armour

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>>53604293
>...but they are direly threatened by the Dire Chinchillas.

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>>53604288

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>>53604293
>The Vodakov Imperium's greatest warriors were the Battle Priests, who were...

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>>53604346
>...raised by wolves?
>time to look at the files before posting

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>Angry Scotsmen roam the highland wastes, machine-gunning anything that isn't Scottish.

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>>53604677
Yet they were totally unprepared for the dwarf invasion.

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>>53604816
>Infused with Viking BLood they were triumphant over the Dwarfs...

>honeywine with cherries sounds delish

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>2 deep 4 u