New chad-predator/chad-landraider? How are manlet-tankers going

>>53473204
shud up

>>53473305
>he bought tons worth of expensive plastic
>he now has a full collection of manlet marines
>the kids at the GW store will start to cuck him
Lmao at your life

>>53473204
Shitposting aside, it looks like a bigger Landraider with a turret on top.

>>53473353
Yeah, weird because with the big cannon I think I see it shouldn't have enough spaces for all those chadmarines. Maybe a über-razorback?

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>>53473332
>>the kids at the GW store will start to cuck him

>>53473431
That's what he deserves for still using those manlets without shame

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>>53473305
>t. Blood Angels Player

How's it feel to have your campaign book finished up by Bobby G and a Bloodthirster in a paragraph girlyboys?

>>53473449
>Being better than everyone who ever played vanilla marine because instead of buying models and playing the game, just shit post.
>>53473488
SHUDAP

>>53473509
>he didn't see it coming
>he isn't a tau player
You can't make this kind of shit up

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>2017
>using the term "chad" unironically

>> 40k armies are now huge.
>> GW makes new SM
>> ultra specialized units. Small #'s
>> great for beginners or people that want small armies
>> fags act like their regular, versatile SM are abandoned

Try a few games with leaked rules. Regular SM are better. 7 bolters, a flames and heavy bolters are amazing now. Plasma pistol wrecks in shooting phase, chain sword bring the pain.

>>53473533
>2k17
>defends a manlet player

>>53473509
>T-the Sanguinor and Dante will beat back the hive fleet!
>S-sanguinius will come and save us for sure!

Enjoy being a footnote in the next Ultramarine campaign book.

But seriously just spam the new Jump big-marines and enjoy.

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>>53473585
This is our average nu-hammer player without his ritalin.

>>53473585
ADVANCED COPING

>>53473585
The funny thing is SM have often been said to be uncompetitive due to being expansive for often irrelevant qualities. They often were not point-efficient enough. New marines are likely to met the same issue, except at an even bigger scale in every way.

>>53473586
drink bleach, he's a nice guy

I'm just excited I can finally add to my 2e space wolves army without grabbing models that have been maximum overwolfed.

>>53473637
Wrong. It's what a 2e onward player looks like, when he has spent every edition seeing people say the sky is falling, anytime GW does anything.

>>53473644
Hasn't even tried the rules...

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>>53473657
>dredlet player

At warhammer fest everyone is playing with the new minis. All report say Nurgle side btfo chadmarines.

Awaiting acknowledgement from GW that chad marines where a mistake.

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>>53473699
being serious for just a sec.
Was never a fan of the box naught, really liked the contemptor... but man they took the worst parts of the boxnaught and just threw contempor arms on it with a fuckin beer gut.
you honestly can't defend that man.

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I don't think OP is mentally very well, he's made several threads like this recently with similar language.

I don't even understand the point of designating new vehicles as Primaris vehicles. It's a hunk of metal. Nothing stops you from taking the sarcophagus from an existing dreadnought and transferring the guy into one of these newer bigger dreadnoughts. And what about a land raider with a cannon on the back is so exclusive?

>>53474040
You're wrong. Indeed, it's my second post like this. I made the other one a couple of days ago

>>53473652
>The funny thing is SM have often been said to be uncompetitive due to being expansive for often irrelevant qualities
Are you from 6th ed?

Are csm manlets too?

>>53474066
What about a predator with a better engine and assault cannons is so exclusive?

>>53474155
Only manlets turn to chaos.

>>53474040
that or he is trolling everyone
the land raider looked like it will be the same size as regular raider, just another variant with turret
razorback raider like anon said >>53473401
the numarines are not that tall compared to older marines, especially compared to newer kit like deathwatch and thousand sons there are rumors of new stuff for classic marines in the making for 8th edition

>>53474094
why are you actively being retarded ? just for the pleasure to trigger fa/tg/uys ?

>>53474209
Not rumors IIRC, came from a reliable source that spoke with people at Warhammer fest.

Not that marines getting new models matters to me. I've played Orks since 3rd and Deldar since they were created, I'm used to expecting nothing and still being disappointed.

>>53474232
I derive great pleasure in doing so, yes.

>>53474265
well DE did get a reboot with tons of new plastic crack and stylish miniatures, while my nids get ugly bloated models, that on top of being a mess are useless on the battlefield, and there are other bugs that were already doing their job better

>>53474333
Nigga we had to wait like, 7-8 years for that update and in the mean time had some of the ugliest fucking models to EVER be put on a table. Just look at the old archons, they look like fucking garden gnomes. We may have beautiful plastic now but that wasn't always the case.

Getting rid of the tanklet rhino chassis means they'll have no choice but to update sisters too, right?

I'm not a fan of the new dreadnought. It's going to be too big.

>>53474381
Maybe the new plastic primaris battlesisters will tower over the manlets as well

>>53474428

GW went too far when they made shit like the Riptide and the Wraithknight so they can't release a Primaris dread that is a quarter of the size of those things.

>>53474473
Only thing I do like is that you can clearly see the old dreadnought bodywork underneath. They've just raised it higher and given it more armour.

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>>53474448
>>We get Primaris Marines, big marines
>>They need new, bigger vechicles
>>Baseline Rhino gets updated
>>Upgraded Rhinos gives us updated Repressors and Exorcists
>>Updated vehicles means infantry models must be updated as well
>>To fit the larger vehicles the sisters are enlarged
>>We get Snu-snu sisters

Muh dik. Confirming it now boyos.

>>53474994
>trying not to think that she could block your face between those tights for as long as she pleases
I'll need more pics anon

>>53474100
Yes.

>>53474333
>well DE did get a reboot with tons of new plastic crack and stylish miniatures
I'm sure it was one DE fan in the studio that knew he had ONE shot at it and so made everything.

>>53474994
MUH DICC

Who's willing to bet one of them will cost more points than a LR and a Pred combined?

>>53473332
>New potential player thinking about giving it a go with 8th edition
>See faggotry like running rampant in the community for past couple weeks

Maybe I don't want to be involved in any of this after all...

>>53474994
>Even if you had a 14" dick you would never be able to pleasure an 8" tall woman

>>53474994
>Implying bolter bitches will be getting new models at some point before the end of time

>>53476698
Worrying about a woman's pleasure....

Anyone think we'll see a plastic dreadnought drop pod in the near future? Also, can primarines take drop pods? I think I saw something alluding to it, but can't remember.

>>53476640
People are always afraid of change. Always have, always will.
This new edition is not just a new edition, but the first time they've gone and decided to advance the setting in forever. Lots of change going on.
Thus lots of people are mad about lots of things.

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>tfw no vintage army of tiny 2nd ed rhinos
>tfw you will never deploy 10 chadmarines out of a clowncar.

>>53476838
And also trolls taking advantage of all the butthurt such as OP. Can't forget them.

>>53476840
That's where you're wrong sir! I play with 2 friends in my garage. Have since 2e. We are far to casual to update every model in our armies.

>>53476921
You better assign the chads the tiniest rhinos.
For everyone who can't.

>>53476747
All this cuck talk is hysterical, I wanna see the girls who gossip about how tall her mans toy soldiers are.

>>53473204

>Look under the Chad-Raider
>Those aren't tracks
>Those are GRAV PLATES

So THAT'S why Forge World wasn't allowed by Marketing to give Custodes their rightful grav rhinos

>>53476955
I'll grab some rhinos from epic. Buds should allow it once, just so I can take some pics.

>>53476964
my wife is going to gossip with the other wives at the flgs about how my d*** is so much more yyyuuuuuuge-r than thr other 40k hustkers she used to date b4 who all had manlet marine armies, and my nu chad marines will be a representation of this

>>53476964
Caring what stupid shit women talk about.

>>53476985
Don't get my hopes up, anon, don't you fucking get my hopes up. I'll fucking end you, you hear, I'll find you and I'll make you eat resin until you have ass cancer.

>>53476985
>Crisis suit marines
>Safe reliable plasma
>Giant reasonable robots
>Grav tanks

So Marines are Tau now?

>>53476985
I dont see it, to me it looks like treads but we'll see when we get a better look at it.

This new Razor-Raider looks awesome and it doesnt look like it might have any transport capacity as the front door looks like it isnt there so its either a small transport or a main tank in a land raider chassis.

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>>53477276

No, Tau are Marines now.

>>53477290
Don't be silly, it's not a Razor-Raider. It's a Land Razor.
Don't forget your lore.

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>>53477388
Well if we're going that route then it clearly is a Cawl Raider since this whole endeavor is his doing.

>>53477419
Cawl Pattern Land Raider

>>53473204
That ducking thing has a turret.
Landraiders don't need more guns.

>>53474381
>Getting rid of the tanklet rhino chassis means they'll have no choice but to update sisters too, right?
Hahahahahahaha

Sistersfags really believe this?

It means Marines will get the new chadrhino and you guys will continue to use the outdated tiny ones.

I feel bad for sister players. You guys have to read into everything to try and find hope.

Play sisters of silence or play a new army while quietly waiting for the day SoB get updated.

>>53478073
>t,shill

>>53478119
How am I shill? I feel bad for them but think they should move on for now. I don't work for GW. I lucked out and have played marines for 2 decades. If marines where squated I would play necrons or deamons

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>>53477290
From another thread.

You can see those segmented plates on the sides, wrapping under the tank. And on the front. Similar to the plates you can see on Land Speeders, Stormwolf, Coronus grav carrier, etc.

Not definitive, but man, I'm excited by the prospect. I hope it's big enough to work as a Coronus alternative. Then I just need a ton of gold paint and aquilas all over it to make some grav rhinos.

>>53478537
Pics fuzzy as fuck captain.

>>53478537
Isn't the front just the assault ramp?

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>>53478747
>>53478675

Land Raider Crusader has 2 Hurricane Bolters, which were Rapid Fire 3 Twin-Linked in 7th, and so will be Rapid Fire 6 in 8th. It also has a twin-linked assault cannon, which will be Heavy 8 in 8th. That's 30 shots not even counting missiles and multi-melta I can add.

It also contains a squad of Assault Terminators, which have 2 wounds each in 8th in addition to their normal abilities.

How can Primaris Marines even compete?

>>53478842
Ah thanks.

>>53478537
>>53478842
are you actually seriously trying to suggest that they're making a flying rhino

>>53478914
A Flyno, if you will.

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>>53478914
Well, we have the technology. We can make the Rhino better, stronger, faster.

>>53478914
Looks more like a flying landraider.

Magos Land had one during the Heresy so it's no unprecedented, particularly since Cawl is apparantly Land 2.0.

>>53478879
Primaris Crusader
contain 25 primaris marines, 200 Heavy Bolter shots @360° and 80 wounds.
oh and same price as manlet land raider.

dont even think about ever fielding a kit from the 80's when gw is going to make primaris the ultimate army.

>>53478989
faggot. they annoinced a dread and a predator in the official first primaris news, no land raider

>>53478989
Why hasn't FW made Land for 30k? They got all sorts of shit characters and Bjorn was demoted down to a rookie while some Gaygor out of nowhere stole his position and looks.

Also, at which point is Cawl revealed to have been Land all along?

>>53479025
You think that's all they're gonna get?

>>53474040
I just think its negative focused viral marketing.
We know GW has paid people to post here before. Spamming that same troll topic subtly hammers home the idea that even though they are still supported, your current space marines aren't cool enough.

The idea is that over a few months it wears you down until you decide to buy some. But even when you do, you think it was in spite of those posts when they sold you subconsiously.

GW knows how batshit insane it is to start selling SpaceMarines Space Marines. They need to get the ball rolling subconsciously that what they are doing is OK, or at least normal.

When its actually fucking bullshit. I haven't played in years but I find this to actually be worse than killing WFB (which I played).

New Super Space Marines are bullshit. It actually dumps on the core pitch of space marines "The Emperors Finest" and even dumps on Grey Knights, who already were the Super Space Marine. And were hated by many for it.

/end rant. I didn't expect this post to go this direction. I didn't know I felt this way. I even like the new models but fuck these guys.

>>53474994
There will never ever ever be new sisters of battle models. Did they ever even get a rules update?

I didn't add enough ever-s, but I figured you get the idea.

>>53479267
>We know GW has paid people to post here before
Proofs?
Actually, I'm getting my $$$ from Corvus Belli

>>53479312
Then why are you in a warhammer thread bringing attention to warhammer stuff? If anything finding mediocre excuses to start infinity threads outside of infinity general would be money way better spent for your bosses.

Even feeding the troll machine to smear GW just helps maintain their place as "normal" wargaming. They are the D&D of wargaming. And just like D&D, loads of people try it, then decide the hobby isn't for them because the "normal" game in the hobby was god-awful.

Im sorry. I normally don't get this spicy over dumb stuff like this, but how BAD GW is really bothers me for what it does to wargaming and its community at large, at least in the United States.

>>53479004

I think all guns on tanks can shoot at any angle now. I haven't seen any rule saying there is a restriction.

>>53479547
>people like something I don't like
>therefore they're all paid shills!!!!!!!!!!!

shouldn't you be on /x/ arguing that the Earth is flat?

>>53479547
I was obviously joking, you cretin. Why would I tell you if I was a shill?

>>53479267
>We know GW has paid people to post here before.

Sometimes I forget that there are hundreds of people on this website who just write posts for free, as if that's a normal thing for a person to do.

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>>53479042
Land has only just appeared in Master of Mankind, and even then, hasn't had any real battlefield role.

He's an archaeologist not a warrior, he only carries a gun because it's a priceless archaeotech relic he wants to make other tech-priests jelly with.

>>53476698
That's a fucking tiny woman

>>53479919
what's up with the monkey?

>>53480025
that's why you will never be able to pleasure her

>>53480199
Recreated via gene-alchemy from pre-Age of Strife records of what a monkey was and how they behaved, given cybernetics to allow Land to give it commands by thought, like his shoulder-mounted mininuke gun.

Some fools in the Mechanicum claimed monkeys used their tails for climbing and stability, but Land correctly deduced this to be idiocy and that it's tail was actually tipped with a venomous stinger which the monkey used to hunt prey and fight off predators.

>>53479267

Mate it's just them rebooting the Space Marine line but doing it in a way that the mechanics of old Space Marines are there for you if you want to play them like that with the Primarines representing smaller forces of Marines getting shit done.

Shit man, just headcanon them as regular marines. It's really not a big deal. The fluff is stupid but there's nothing that can be done about that. Just headcanon as appropriate and go on your way.

>>53480199
>Sapien rode on Arkhan’s shoulder, the artificimian watching the people of the Palace with wide, clicking eyes. Occasionally it hissed at passing servitors, baring its blunt teeth. The little fellow was in a foul mood of late, the reason for which eluded Arkhan completely. Sometimes he regretted constructing his nimble companion with no method of binaric cant or human communication. But then, that would have been a deviation from the historical ledgers in his possession, which clearly described just what a monkey had and had not been, back when there were such things on Terra. He’d argued with several scholars – Terran, Martian and out-system alike – regarding the veracity of those archives. It seemed everyone had their own viewpoint, backed up by their own research, on just what monkeys had actually been. A particularly misguided rival of Arkhan’s had insisted the creatures could hang from trees by their tails, which was patently nonsense. Any serious scholar could see the beast’s tail was designed as a lash and a puncturing weapon to deliver venom.

I liked this little bit of Master of Mankind. Shows how much knowledge has been lost, like with Land thinking donkeys were huge spider-like creatures, and shows the kind of psychology the Imperium has as a culture and the sort of xenos they've encountered during the Crusade, that it finds the idea of a creature without weaponry to attack others hard to believe.

I'll laugh my ass off if it ends up having the status of a Spartan.

>>53480391
Yet humans have pigeons, dogs and cats.

>>53480448
Plus horses and rats.

>>53474040
What the fuck is the image in the 2nd OP?

>>53480371
Frankly I'm more upset by how tacticool the Numarine's guns are.

Stocks and sight rails with picatinny is an abomination.

Muh gothic.

As someone who never had a single Space Marine model, I can not imagine how it must feel to to have all your infantry models replaced.

I know, fluff wise it isn't, but the old models just look downright silly compared to the new ones, at least in my oppinion. Are you guys planning on replacing the old dudes?

>>53480685
They aren't replaced. Numarine squads are super focused. They are there to fill a gap. They are expensive pointwise so they can't really replace the versatility of the tact squad. I have been playtesting all weekend. 2 wounds and half the fire power isn't good enough.

>Chad predator will cost as much as banesword
>Will be less powerful than a Russ
>Chad marines cucked by the glorious guard

>>53474040
First off, not that anon
I know it's a stupid meme.
And I know encouraging it is bad.
But fuck me if I can't help but crack up every time I see one of these shit post threads.
And I PLAY blood angels, so I'm like the prime target.

>>53480685

I use a 3mm cork sheet to base my marines to give them a height boost anyway. Chadmarines just tickle my truescale fancy. Plus it's great for narrative campaigns. Small strikeforce of marines fighting against impossible odds doing a mission? Chadmarines. Massive big battle with tanks against hordes and the like as a final showdown? Bring out the manlet horde of 10 man squads and rhinos and shit.

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>>53473936
Worse part is that it's not hard to make a hybrid Dreadnought look good.

>>53482586
...is that supposed to look Good? It looks like shit

>>53481220
>I use a 3mm cork sheet to base my marines to give them a height boost anyway.

>all le army just happen to be on le cork haha ======D
I hate corkfags.

>>53481220
>Massive big battle with tanks against hordes and the like as a final showdown? Bring out the manlet horde of 10 man squads and rhinos and shit.

no you would just bring out IG

>>53481158
>Haha gw wont sell models that costed hundreds of thousands in devlopement cost and will make them shitty on purpose for muh guard to shine !!1!

>>53481220

Yeah. I'm considering using chadmarine rules to represent my regular marines off and on, since their stats better reflect what all space marines are like in the fluff.

>>53473332
> buying stuff from GW
lmao @ u

>>53480448
>>53480494
Mostly because we brought that shit with us. Dogs were useful companions and horses a mainstay beast of burden and nobility hobby.

Rats are the #1 entry the list of starship vermin as they get in everywhere. Same with pigeons. Cats were brought along to deal with the previous two.

>>53476840

wont the door hit that weird rail thing if it tries to open?

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>mfw I play orks
>mfw autistic retards are fighting over numarines
>mfw people are literally losing their shit over Space Marine Nobz

>>53476840
>tfw lost a bid on ebay for two of these badboys

>>53479919
Navigators don't have any real battlefield role and they can be fielded.

>>53473204
>>53473305
>>53473332
Samefag

>>53481158
Affix bayonets soldier

>>53484147
A funny analogy but it would be like them bringing out BiggaBoyz who were bigger than Nobz and then releasing NobbyNobz that were bigger than Ghaz and then Trukks were scaled to the size of battlewagons. Oh and they all come with better stats and gear. But totes not trying to replace your army that you've collected and painted just adding some new not!replacement units that fuck with the scale of everything else and make your old army look extra goofy in the process.

If this becomes a trend I fear for my IG.

>>53473699
Wouldn't they just reinsert the sarcophogus into the new bodies?

>>53483943
heresy, don't question this ancient stc pattern.

>>53473204
thanks for Correcting The Record, gw shill

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>>53473332
>>53473449
post yfw GW shills are so deparate, they have to try to shame you into buying their new products

>>53488077
>>53488099
You won't be so smug when you'll have to walk in the GW store and bear the stares of all those 15 years old with their new Chad-marines

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>>53488131
>giving a shit what 15 year old's think when you're an adult playing with toys.

>>53488325
>playing with deformed manlets

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>>53488131
>my army is older than all of them
see, nice thing about being an old codger in this hobby is people don't make fun of armies that are well painted

>>53488455
God damn that Primarch looks more like Lex Luthor every single time I see him.

At least Lex Luthor doesn't have four horns and a flaming head...

>>53483943
The Mechanicum does NOT make mistakes!

>tfw no Land Raider stats still
>we're getting Primaris Raider stats before the classic ones
FUCK

>>53488595
its a predator you humongus cockslurping manlet

>>53488479
it's only a matter of time

>>53480371
Ayy, that pic on the right is from my local GW's Facebook page.

GW best start resculpting fucking everything.
I get it, space marines were struggling for models, it had been at least three weeks since the last one right?

Meanwhile im building Guard and CSM on a 10-15 year old sculpt...

>>53473699
the text-color combos are horrible.

>>53479312
Tell your boss I need more American werewolf furries and sluts for Ariadna. How the fuck am I supposed to field an all American force with this pathetically minuscule range of sausage fest sculpts

>>53489328
I-I g-guess I'll try

>>53474265
>I've played irks since 3rd and deldar since they were created

Deldar were literally created with third. If you were actually playing back then you would know this. Why lie about how long you've been playing with toys to strangers on the net?

>>53479004
The landraider crusader model isn't from the 80s you absolute nufag spastic

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>>53486783

I own a FW regiment so if GW thinks I'm gonna bin them to rebuy some badly scaled nu-cadians, they can eat shit. Not unless FW releases some new stuff. I know people who still play with 2nd edition space marines, who gives a shit...

>>53492391
GW doesn't care about you. you already have spent your money to acquire an army. they seek to coddle newcomers who can feel superior to oldfags with their "manlet" marines instead.

and of course they are trying to shame weak-willed oldfags into buying chadmarines

>>53474155
For the moment. I expect we'll see rules for fallen Primaris sooner or later

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>>53478963

Or make something else entirely in an Art Deco style.

Why are they called Chads?

>>53494979
Because they're taller, bigger, more powerful and more handsome than the beta marines and their tanks

>>53494979
Because Alphamarines was already taken, exactly as planned.

>>53479025

where was the predator announced?

>>53493642
That's streamline, not deco.

>>53493642
That's for SoS, not Custodes. And I do plan on getting one of those as well.