GM: okay, we will be running a game set in a dystopian cyberpunk

what the fuck

sounds like a good plan desu

>>53464661
>Anyone else have one of these guys in their group?

No, I didn't have the pleasure of banning anyone from coming anywhere near the same cubic kilometer as me yet.

>>53464661
>through dick, unity

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>me as I read this post

>>53464661
Is it wrong that I find this kinda hot?

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>>53464661
>I shall lead their minds into the light of pleasure and their shafts into holes of dark.

If an waste of flesh like this somehow wormed his way into my group, I guarantee he wouldn't remain there long.

Sounds like a decent starting motivation for a Slaaneshi Black Crusade PC, to be honest.

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put me in the screen cap

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put me in

>>53464661
>How do you prevent the biggest bubba from violating your hole in the initial fucking and taking over the group with his mongo prison fucking skills?
>How do you prevent a single individual claim sole ownership of your desirable butt?
>Will you be using the anal circumference mechanic from FATAL?

>>53464661
Well... probably, maybe... I sure hope so! I just got my second player to join the Fetlife campaign...

>things that never happened

>>53470115
no shit mate.

Why would anyone take time to blatantly lie on a Mandalorian cage fighting correspondence just for epic upvotes?

>Not recognising pasta

>>53464661
Sounds hot.

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>>53464661
I can't

What does

stop

>>53470409
>Mandalorian cage fighting correspondence
Okay you're taking that meme officially too far

>>53464797
>Pleasure
Its never good, anon

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>>53464661
That guy's an alp, anon.
You need some good ol' fashioned bulling.
Include me in the screencap or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>53464661
Sounds like you just hate creative players who ruin your railroad anon.

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Every day we stray further from God Emperor's light

>>53470389
Then again I honestly expected the OP to tell us next how his players made a blind librarian and a quadriplegic downs kid as characters.

>>53471528
your kind needs to stay in /jp/

>>53470083
Do you have a thread going yet? I want to follow that shit

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>>53464661

>>53464661
we /dg/ now

>>53464661
How did you get the Rape Factory guy in your group?

>>53472573
Not yet. I need to discuss some things with her and my other player to have enough content to warrant a thread. I will, however, say that she has a pegging fetish.

>>53467042
can't beat the dick
no no

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>>53464661
thanks OP

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>>53464661

>>53464661
That guy seems to be an old fa/tg/uy.

>>53471528

smoke you

>>53471367
Put me in da screencap ya git

>>53471367
And yet, not far enough.

>>53474918
This.
I laughed.

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>>53464661
Jesus.

>>53464661
never play with people from 4chan

>captha: WHAT WHAT

>>53478446
I always play with people from 4chan. It's fun.

>>53469764
>>53469981
>>53477630
Don't put these redditors in the screencap.

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>>53464661
>Only the holes and filling them will matter

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>>53464661
no...no

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>>53464661

>>53479683
There's not going to be a screencap.

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This is all that is necessary.

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>>53471528
Get fucked.

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>>53464661
Why has god left us?

>>53464661
>rape gang
>offering his holes
>having the guards join consensually
Doesn't add up, m8.

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>>53464661
Sounds to me like the best player in the group.

>>53464661
Of all the possible settings you could have used, I don't have much sympathy for a GM who expects prisonrape not to come up at all in a prison setting.

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>>53464661

>>53464661
Easy Fix.

Make the player roll on a Consequences Table for each Ass-Stretching session that doesn't involve a Condom, whether it's a dick, a table leg, or a beer bottle or whatever. Dystopian Prison Items are just as unsanitary as Dystopian Dicks.

Also, Condoms are the most precious and expensive single item in the Facility. Worth upwards of 1000 Cigarettes/Credits/Blowjobs/Whathaveyou

D12 Consequences for Unprotected Rectal Enlargement:

12) Pleasurable Diameter Increase
11) Painful Minor Diameter Increase
10) Anal Fissure (Roll on Mind-Bending Agony Table 8 times per-day for 6 weeks)
9) Explosive Anal Warts (1d4 dmg + all others within 10 feet take 1 dmg + Save or Nausea. 12 pops per-day)
8) Ebola
7) AIDS
6) Ebola-AIDS
5) Space AIDS
4) Projectile AIDS
3) Ultra-Super-Space-Herpa-Syphill-Bola-AIDS
2) Your Anus Is Bleeding! (You have 5 Minutes of Consciousness and 10 Minutes until you Bleed Out. Can you say Emergency Self-Cauterization?)
1) Roll 3 Times and Stack Results

Boom.

Problem Solved.

>>53488902
Functional ass reaming table, my god man.

>>53488902
Did you say someone's anus is bleeding?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcwfEMdV-aM

>>5348920
This is /tg/ dude.

Also, it's still an order of magnitude less gay than FATAL.

>>53489227
It feels good when people catch the references you pitch.

Pun Intended, Sailor.

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>>53488902
>>53489201
Holy shit this is gold!

>>53489227
I saw this, and the creator's other shorts, in an actual theater. The creator came on stage after each one to explain the artistic intent of the short and his emotional journey in creating it.

San Francisco is a weird town...

>>53489272
Thanks... I guess?

I write a LOT of homebrew for multiple games and genres so I can crap out d4-d20 tables in seconds for just about any purpose in any setting.