How Popular are Space Marines with the Ladies? Are Space marine

Depends on the chapter, but they do tend to be big and strong and mysterious, so I'd say pretty popular overall.

Unfortunately that affection is never requited.

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>>53463000

>>53463000
They prefer the term "chapter serfs."

If life in the 41st millennium is anything like life in the 3rd millennium then there is probably lots of gay space marine fanfiction.

>>53463000
I guess women like ABD's stuff because of all the marine descriptions.

Women don't like wargames though. :^)

>>53463161
sounds heretical desu

>>53463188
>implying 90% of it isn't written by the Adeptus Sororitas

>>53463188
>heretical

Do christian women ever fantasize about angels of death?

>>53463000
well since 40k is written by dudes you can't really gauge popularity with females well. The writers seem to have kept marines in a "divine" position so there aren't many instances of girls grovelling over them, but there are a few.

>>53463161
>gay space marine fanfiction
Offtopic, but if erotic fanfiction for men is called fapfic, are erotic fanfictions for women called schlickfics?

>>53463396
I believe the term used is "steamy romance novels"

>>53463000
Your average Imperial citizen thinks of Space Marines like most Christians think of God's Angels.

So there might be some very cringy teens that write horrid fanfiction about them before getting their genitals mutilated and flogged until the can only speak in prayers.

>>53463000
Well yes. The Adeptus Astartes are the "angels of the Emperor" meaning that many common and religiously devout people hold them in the highest regard. For example there could be an entire cult, possibly composed entirely of females for because reasons, who have a chapel or something at a place where a Space Marine died or even just walked for whatever reason, even if petty.

I vaguely remember a BL book where some woman tried to jump on some Space Wolf's dick, but he was too busy thinking about war and killing.

>>53463000
>Going to war for women
Is there something lowlier and more pathetic a man can do?
The answer is no. No they cannot.

>>53463438
>Dating a girl who can only speak in prayers
I'd do it just for the novelty.

>>53463887
>projecting this hard

Maybe the woman just wants the soldiers to be safe, edgelord

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>>53463887
>Going to war for women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiqmZLOaD8o

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>>53463203
Now I want to write fanfiction about a sororitas who writes homoerotic space marine fanfiction.

>>53463000
>Cheerfully offering a flower to a guy marching to his grave

>>53464992
>Women

>>53463497
I imagine the Lamenters have some shrines for them about

>>53463036
>Tfw no qt chapter serf to polish my boltgun

>>53464992
Flowers go on graves, she's just being efficient

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>>53465070
A true Krieger.

>>53465038
But being the Lamenters it kinda guarantees that any shrine will either be demolished or overshadowed by either a larger, more impressive shrine to the White Scars or Ultramarines

>>53463887
>going to war for women
is there any other good reason?

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>>53463000

>>53463000
They canonically have huge penises so probably very. Not that they would ever.

>>53464913
The real question is, how long have people been writing steamy erotica about space marines? Is there a chapter of the Soroitas with a relic hall filled with romance novels featuring primarchs? Is there a greatly hidden trove of pre-heresy smut, secreted away from the prying eyes of the inquisition? Are inter-chapter combat training exercises really just shipping wars?

>>53465162
yeah going to war for traps

>>53465348
>Is there a chapter of the Soroitas with a relic hall filled with romance novels featuring primarchs?
>Bobby G comes to visit Our Martured Lady with Celestine
>Canoness Superior starts super spilling her spaghetti
>she and a couple of senior officers try to distract Roboute while the rest of the order frantically scrambles to hide all of their smut

>>53465521
>There's a Lost and Damned regiment mostly consistent of Sisters who fell entirely because they found the pre-heresy primarch smut and want to ship/fuck Fulgrim and Angron.

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>>53463206
They fantasize about qt Lucifer!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_g%C3%A9nie_du_mal

>>53463000
That bitch is gonna krieged if she doesnt remove that flower from his face in the next 2 seconds

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>>53463317

A good portion of the Imperial citizens don't even know that Space Marines are a thing or may view them as legends. Unless they're present in your sector or a nearby one you'll likely only hear about or possibly see them when you're in deep shit.

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>>53463000

Blood Angels. They have quite a few vocal female fans.

Isn't it canon that Space Wolves have sexual relations with the women of Fenris?

>>53467640
They have relations with the women of Fenris. And the men of Fenris. And the wolves of Fenris.

They have alcohol that affects space marines, they'll fuck anything.

One of the most popular youtube batrep channels in North America is hosted by a woman*.

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>>53463000

>>53468146
Whats this from and who's Khatan?

>>53468479
>Sisters of Battle Practice their Hydroblaster tactics

>>53463000
Its 40k, So the Answer is basically Yes, No, It depends.

Its a vast universe and their is no one single answer. Most space marine chapters tend to be somewhat Idealize be the general imperial public as noble Champions of the emperor that are Semi-holy figures in their own right. There Gene seed stems from the Primarchs, and the primarchs come from the emperor himself after all. Its likely they have a few fangirls amonst such populations, Ranging from Regilous adoration on a fuedal world, to odd rockstar like status on certain advance worlds with nearby chapters. Each planet is different.
On other planets though, typical ones that have been on the reviving end a good old fashion Codex sanctioned purge... the tend to view the Astartes as symbols of Imperial Oppression.

Its all sort of compounded by different chapters fostering different images and relations with the public and the Imperium.
Space wolves are pretty bro and cut lose. They make warriors, not soldiers. Heroism is more important to them than disciplen and as a result the chapter isnt exactly to big on enforcing rules. Tl:dr, they get drunk and party harty just about every moment their not training or fighting.
Salamanders tend to be more sentimental
The Ultramarines try to be Stoic hero figures and keep others at a distance, and they sort of set the standard for most marines.
Then you have chapters like the Minotaurs or the Soul Drinkers.... Their still working for the imperium, but god damn does nobody else like their methods. Could really use a better PR guy.


Tl;dr Depends on the chapter, Planet, and timeline.

>>53468208
he's been castrated as part of the transition to space marines

>>53467431
>get btfo by tyranids

nah

all women now want the BUC [big ultramarine cock]

>>53470413
Space marine's are supposedly celebate. He has a big dick, thus it being a shame he's a knight. He had to have this explained to him.

You have actual autism.

>>53468208
Emporer's Gift.

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>>53465162
DEUS VULT

>>53467416
>>53467425
>>53467434
>>53467444
This is one of the archetypal 40K short stories for me. If only we could have more stories like this, instead of ultramarines wanking each other off while heroically saving the day time and time again.

Space Marines are now inferior , disgusting manlets denigrated to the role of weak, supplicant beta cucks. Women can feel nothing but revulsion for this sub-species.


Superior Primaris Chadmarines are now the alpha warriors, make women wet and receive the appropriate pump and dump rights.

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>>53463000
Not in lore really. But if 40k was even a tiny bit realistic? There are trilliins of humans in the galaxy, and it's human nature to sexualize anything and everything. The level of sexual deviancy found in a galactic-size civilization would make /d/ look normal.
Girls getting hot and heavy over 9ft tall super soldier cock is the most vanilla kink a galactic civilization could have.

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>>53472119

>>53472119
You're a funny guy.

>>53463000
As popular as the guys who play them.

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>>53473442
It's kind of a good point though, how many people have even ever seen one?

I mean, I know there are statues and probably some kinds of media about them, but they're all probably sanitized and one-dimensional, showing them as just "Sons of the Emperor" and little else.

I know people are depraved nympho's, but is there really enough info out there in the general population to get that kind of fetish off the ground?

>>53473495
>I know people are depraved nympho's, but is there really enough info out there in the general population to get that kind of fetish off the ground?
Yes.

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>>53473549
A'ight

>>53473495
depends on the planet

The whole ultramar system would probably have a lot of it.

>>53472119
Please stop trying to force this in literally every single thread

>>53473495
Lore wise space marines are literally so rare that they're more like folktales to most of the imperium

Also I feel like having sexual cults based around space marines is a good way to get corrupted/executed very very quickly

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>>53463000
>A chapter of space marines that are basically popstars
Sure, why not.

>>53471343
Space Marines aren't celibate.

They just think about war and killing all the time, and they're off to fight wars all the time, so basically the only time they have spare time and the mindset to have sex is when they just fucking wrecked a Black Crusade, or a Hivefleet, or a Waaagh.

>>53473690
The little lore we actually have on the subject seems to say that they can't even register sex as a thing.

See >>53468146

>A sister of Battle and Space Marine get stranded on an uninhabited world without any means of escape

What happens?

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>>53473719
A lot of prayer and combat training.

No, it's not an inuendo

>>53473719
Exactly what you think will happen.

A Space Marine that can't go to war for the Emperor becomes a really buff normal guy.

>>53473495
Angel fetishists are a thing, so yes.

>>53474382
Now they are, how would something like that have gone over in 13th-century Europe though?

Seems to me like there are a lot of groups who would find that sort of thing pretty murder-worthy.

>>53463396
Trashy romance novels. I've opened one before and was met with a vivid description of a woman taking a man into her mouth and gagging on his length.

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Guard that work with them a lot would probably be chill with them. But for the average citizen they're figures of myth. Tribal Shamans would speak of the legendary mountain fortress of the sky warriors across the wastes, that sort of thing. Look at Space Wolf recruitment and how it basically mirrors the Norse ascension to Valhalla, a warrior almost dies in battle and is taken to fight a war unending in the sky.

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>>53474693
Man, I really want to make a SM chapter based on that picture.

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>>53474693
>"Marine, could we take a photograph with you?"
>"Very well, guardsman. What is on that paper?"
>"Oh, it's says "For The Emperor!". We're going to send it to the lads back home."
>"A fine idea! Their hearts will be comforted by your noble sacrifices out here, guardsman."
>"Thanks, Marine."

>>53472087
Fucking this. Based Dan Abnett, his stuff for 2000AD is pretty great too. More stories about the little guys, please.

>>53463887
Perhaps youd understand why men do it if youd ever had a woman.

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>>53473909
Depends on the space marine, I don't think a blood angel would have a good time not in a war scenario.

>>53475288

oh sweet jesus you're right.

although it depends on the marine, an assault marine would eat the girl alive the second her red rage began, a devastator would probably eat her even sooner, what with him attempting to learn how to supress the thirst and all.

she'd be fine with a tac marine unless something awful happened though, and a vet could keep his cool even then.

but if the rage started beckoning... he'd probably find somewhere high to throw himself off of

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Salamanders a

>>53475693
Best

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>>53475565
Goddamn you fucking disgusting fucks, now I'm imagining a Blood Angel giving a girl on the rag some cunny lickin'.

>>53475929
Yeah man, send a small blood angels detachment along with every SoB unit for maintenance purposes.
Everybody wins

>>53475929
top fucking kek

>>53467290
Anon, when someone gives a Krieger something, it's like a resupply. No Krieger would ever think to disobey an order, even to take a flower. He will dutifully make a note of the item received and check in with his quartermaster for the flower's ammunition type.

Krieg must not fail again.

>Chapter serfs gossiping over whose Lord is way the cutest

>>53463025
They're quite inhuman, I can't imagine a normal woman could be sexually attracted to them.

>>53467444
unfortunatly, there is a high chance, that they would come back, cause you know how Orks are born in the 40k universe

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>>53465070

>>53473690
>Space Marines aren't celibate.
Yeah, nah, they're basically chemically castrated. They're not just busy with other stuff, they practically do not register these things at all.

Technically, that might not register as celibate, because celibate implies a conscious choice, but honestly, the distinction is pretty moot.

>>53473719
>What happens?
They try to stay alive for as long as possible. For the Space Marine, that's a really, really, really long time. The Sister does a lot of praying and, I dunno, probably masturbating, too, when she fancies it.

Not sure what else you'd expect would happen. Space Marines are sterile, and even if they weren't, they'd just be two people.

I like to imagine that Space Marines all have fan girls and women hitting on them all the time but because the marines are completely asexual it all just goes right over their head.

>>53477910
>Yeah, nah, they're basically chemically castrated.
That's a meme buddy.

All references to Space Marines and sex in official lore imply that all the plumbing works. Space Marines just have their sex drive replaced with a war drive. They no longer care about sharing their genetic information all day, instead they care about sharing their bullets with the universe all day.

Judging by the amount of naked Space Marines you can find on Tumblr and /aco/, I'd say Space Marines are VERY popular with the (real life) ladies.

>>53478052

>ladies are the ones posting those

No, anon. They're not.

>>53474693
I fucking love this image. Projecting modern military shenanigans onto the grim future fits better than it should.

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>>53478092
Oh come on.

Actual pipesmokers don't go on tumblr, only womynz pretending to be.

There is mention in the Rynn's World novel that the Governess of Rynn's world idolizes Pedro Kantor. Literally, she has a life size statue of him in her bedchambers.
Make of this what you will.

>>53474474
Sounds alright.

>>53477686
Firebombing is standard procedure to destroy spores, isn't it?

Just look at the ground on the final page.

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>>53474469
>How would that go down in 13th century europe
There are three abominations in Christian Dogma that I know about. Homosex (Albeit the Greek can also come out as "Pedophile"), Angelsex, and Denying the Holy Spirit/ cursing it.
That last one is actually unforgivable and is the eaiset way to sentence yourself straight to hell.
So probably poorly.
I Don't get angel fetishts, I mean, I get the anime art work kind, but the actual Item? Hell no, I'd waifu an actual dragon first.

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>>53480863
somebody say anime angels?

>>53477507
You don't know women very well then. As someone who has gone through dozens of shitty supernatural romance novels because I just wanted to read books with werewolves in them and figured I'd eventually find one that was actually good, being slightly monstrous seems to be a pretty common turn on for women.

>>53463000
For whatever reason, Space Marines feel no sexual impulses whatsoever. In the book Fulgrim, when the Emperor's children are conducting a Slaaneshi ritual (unbeknownest to them), which would seal their ultimate corruption by Chaos, one of them remarks on how the female forms were so seductive that he felt an unfamiliar urge that he had not felt since before ascending to the ranks of the Astartes.

So Space Marines don't fuck, and they don't want to fuck. Slaaneshi corrupted Marines are a possible exception, we know they love drugs and rock n roll, but the sex is still implicit.

>>53473719
Sister dies after a few decades, since they are not biologically immortal and require rejuvanative treatment to live longer than a natural human lifespan. Astartes gets really bored and lonely... I don't want to expand upon that any more because its sad.

>>53465147
>white scars
who?

>>53473719
>He has kids with her and builds a castle.
>Genesis of a new peoples begins; inbreeding, farming, war.
>Every night he looks up to the stars hoping his brothers will come.

>>53463000
I'm personally more a fan of the imperial guard

>>53465348
Last time I checked Cegorach keeps entire section of Black Library dedicated to Russ x Magnus fanfiction. And that section is main reason behind Ahriman's desire to find black library.

>>53477507
I believe Space Marines ARE able to think and speak quite empathetically, IIRC. They have human emotions and human desires, and they even feel pain, I believe, contrary to popular belief. It's just that they've been brainwashed to serve the empire tirelessly, and their human aversion to pain has become overcome by years of genetic modification and training.

I like the stories in which Space Marines are actually relatable. I don't want to read a book about 8-foot tall autists.

>>53465070
Dam's on

>>53474776
The guard is basicly the army, you'd know they'd do some stupid shit like that.

>>53477507
This statement is proven false by one of the female characters in the "Thousand Sons" novel who creaming herself to the idea of the naked, ripped bodies of Space Marines. It's either Kallista or Camille, whichever one wasn't the lesbian.

>>53469944
This. It's like asking every American in the entire world "Do you like the US Marines?"

Some will say "yeah, they're heroes", others will say "nah, they're dicks", still, others will say "I don't know, leave me alone, gawd." How can you expect just one answer for such a broad and over reaching question?

>>53472119
IDGI. Is this some sort of cuck-copypasta that's been floating around? It sounds like something an actual cuck would write.

>>53474469
Realistically speaking, historically, most people wouldn't give much of a shit beside actual clergymen. Mostly, you'd probably just get some town gossip and maybe some light shunning, but overall, you'd just be known as "that weird girl who's super into angels, the same way Sister Anne is super into horses."

If someone murdered her because he thought loving angels was a sin, then I'm quite certain the townspeople would up and lynch his ass for murder. Old-timey people are literally no different from us today. A lot of people don't know that or don't believe it, but it's true. If someone in your community was murdered for trying to marry her dog, that man would definitely be VIGILANTE'D just because his crime was so gruesome, regardless of how weird and creepy the victim was.

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>>53481191
Don't tell me you wouldn't hit this

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>>53463029
>It glows of warp-taint, sister, purge this for me.
>>You had me at "purge".

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>>53484536
>>>you had me at taint

>>53484710
Best Girl

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>>53472461

>>53473495
if the girls here fantasize about fuckin vampires and other immortals then I can't see them not wanting to fuck marines too

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>>53473719
they find out the planet wasn't uninhabited

>>53463206
Angels of death, maybe not, but the devil is one of the western world's first depictions of a fuccboi.

>>53480863

Seven Vaganias

>>53477910
>>53477985
If the RPG is of any help, they actually have to go lengths to be really castrated to be immune to seduction. That's an actual upgrade they have to take, not cheaper than a BS increase for a devastator.

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>>53487006

Best Grills.

>>53467416
>"I feared, though, that he may be lonely up on high"
Wasn't ready for that one

>>53482375
Bestiality is outright a sin while thinking angels are hot is not. A guy killing a woman suspected of fucking her dog would get lynched, but the woman herself would be a few days away from getting hung for fucking that dog when her brother tells everyone he saw her doing it, along with the dog itself. They weren't tolerant and accepting of things they thought were outright sick, bestiality is banned in most places today, and they had less of a problem with harsh punishment.

>>53480863
You another one of those guys that don't think anything about Christian angelology and don't know that there were two choirs of angels that had human appearance? You think it's all Revelations when those are considered higher choirs.

>>53484536
Change the sentence to start with Phrge and it works better .

>>53484479
Krieg a best. Space Marines a shit.

>>53484479
I just want to hug a krieger and cuddle him and tell him that everything is ok

>>53487800
Hits right in the feelings, poor Emp

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>>53467416
Good to see people with good taste
>>53472087
>>53474930
Any good examples of "small dudes in 40k done right" stories?
> 15 hours; a tale about a guardsman who ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time
> Dead Men Walking; Kriegers vs Necrons. One of the major focus of the story is a small cowardly dude who went through Krieger training.
> Mechanicus. While it tells about AdMech civil war, I really liked snippets about insignificance of single individuals in the whole Mechanicus rejime.
40k needs(and needed) more focus on smaller people. Then Space Marines can look cool in comparisson. In the absense of this you end up with Ultramarine wank that makes space marines look generic and unpowerful (and thus Primarines happen)

>>53477686
>>53480623
Even if the Orks would come back, they'd be feral Orks. The PDF might be primitive, but a few guys with electrified pikes can take care of feral Orks.

>>53467798
Who?

>>53489942
>> Dead Men Walking; Kriegers vs Necrons. One of the major focus of the story is a small cowardly dude who went through Krieger training.
I want to read it so bad. It's on my shelf, but I still have to finish HH.

>>53472461
>Not in lore really.
And here you are wrong. Read the novel about the ork invasion on the cromson fist phome world.
The governess even has a statue of the Chapter master in her bedroom.

>>53490329
*crimson fist home world

I am Cirno

>>53487802
>along with the dog itself
Actually no.
When have documents about an inquisitorial trial, involving bestiality. The donkey was put on trial and after several people said that she was a good donkey, the donkey was set free, because the inquisitor said she was more or less raped.

The man fucking that donkey was killed though

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>>53477507
>people aren't attracted to inhuman characters

So how's your first week on the internet going?

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>>53490204
I've been lurking to find 40K books to read, without much luck.

You sir have earned yourself a (You)

>>53490652
There's also Down amongst the dead men but it's a short story.
Thank you

>>53487700
I bet the mask is attached to her pants so she can smell her wet vagina and smelly taint all the time

>>53463000
They aren't at all. Not in lore and not in real life. No woman wants to hear about your homosexual """"Brotherhood"""".

>>53491860
Yet most gay smut writers are female....

>>53491920
You don't really seem to understand women, probably why you like Space Marines and movies like Master and Commander.

WOMEN JUST DON'T GET ME

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>>53486982
Would this be popular on the 41st Millennium's Internet?

>>53486982
You're missing the whole point. There's nothing about Marines that girls would like. Vampires are monsters yes, but the lore women like has the Vampires being beautiful and the Vampires usually want to turn the girl so they can live together forever in their twisted romance. That's hot to girls and women. The strong unstoppable man taking what he wants and keeping it forever.

Marines are all about duty and honor to the emperor or some stupid gay man shit.

>>53492019
Werewolves are also a thing, bud. And they will eat you at best.

>>53492031
Girls are into beastiality so that accounts for Werewolves. Raw animalistic power of wanting to fuck the girl silly.

Something Marines again lack. They have literally nothing to offer women. Sexually or normal interest.

>>53492019
>The strong unstoppable man taking what he wants and keeping it forever.
So Space Wolves?

>>53492076
No not really. They don't do that and they are gross. Next.

>>53492019
>>53492047
I can imagine some nuns having a spiritual hard-on for marines, like in medieval europe some nuns were in love with angels, but nothing more.

>>53484479

God, what a boring regiment.

"Dude Asperger's xD"

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>>53492864
>having THIS much of shit taste that you can't understand the appeal of Kriegers

>>53493172

But I do understand it. Krieg are Marines for people who are too contrarian to admit they like marines.

>>53493302
>Continues to prove that he knows nothing
Amazing

>>53493302
They aren't. They are Drive, but in 40k form. They are all adorable autism Ryan Goslings who stare at you because they don't fully understand why they enjoy your company, they just do.