Ok teeg, i have 1 audible credit and wanna listen to some swords

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>>53429332
The books are fun and the audible narrator is Elder God tier.

>>53429405
eh, "delightfully twisted and evil" just sounds so edgy middle school tier to me.

People will recommend Lies of Locke Lamora and its sequels. Do not listen to them. Save your time, money, and sanity.

>>53430253
The first book is pretty okay, for a fantasy picaresque. The second one is a solid 5/10, and the third one is pretty trash. Haven't fucked with the series after the garbage fire that was Republic of Thieves.
It's in the same boat as Kingkiller Chronicles, I think. A solid, fun series absolutely ruined by some nerd's Mary Sue love story.

The Vlad Taltos books are good, though. Human assassin/mobster working in an not!Elvish city.

>>53429604
>middle school edgy
OP asked for "some swords and sorc dnd shit"... that seems perfect

>>53429332
If you want Old Skool S&S, I'm presuming you've gone through ol' Rob Howard's stuff. Look into Fritz Lieber's works. Edgar Rice Burroughs' A Princess of Mars is wonderful as well. All the old pulps are entertaining.
A third option is A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court.

>>53429604
>>53430344
It's a solid series, with some excellent ideas, but maybe a little "grimdark" for some. Not a lot of happy endings. But, there are barbarians, and dick-ass wizards, and mysical Arabs, all in all, a fun adventure.

>>53430253
The real issue with them is that they get ridiculously repetitive due to the formula of something coming out of the left field to fuck everyone over every time they make a minor headway.
First one is fine for this reason, and the guy who does the reading is pretty damn good. His Father Chains in particular is noteworthy.

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>>53429332
Stormlight Archives

>>53432202
I hope they don't split them up in future.
The inner Merchant is too happy about getting 40+ hours for one credit.

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>>53432202
I always loved the fact that Kaladin's arc is pretty much pic related.