>Goblins are the best race for everything It seems really

Name five settings.

I want gobbo Chromie to sit on my dick.

>>53414616
I want to sit on gobbo chromies dick*
Ftfy
Everyone who isn't a fucking Faggot knows.that futa is the only choice

Why does that gobbo hand handlebars

>>53415932

Short stack is not for Futa.

>>53413952
Thats a Dragon disguised as a Gobbo.
Though desu I find her cuter as a Gobbo.

>>53419057
Yeah, you are right... however, big tall muscular amazon women ARE for futa. because every snu snu monster should be packing a fat cock

>>53417437
For better control during oral sex.

>>53413952
But that's not a goblin at all, just a dragon disguised as a gnome. In a fey form. Get your facts straight

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Draph is THE shortstack race, no contest.

>>53413952
I am not attached to World Of Warcraft, so I don't think goblins should be anything more than gibbering monsters for low level xp farming.

Something has to be.

>>53423305
>Draph
>Cowdwarfs

I don't know if they're actually shortstack, but the guys are dwarfy, the ladies have cowtits. It's the ideal characteristics on both ends. Japanese ingenuity strikes again.

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>>53423383
Additional handlebars are a bonus.

>>53423344
Behold:
>>53415987

>>53423305
>TFW I though Granblue was the best thing ever, then watched the first episode and can't be arsed to ever put any fucking effort into watching episode 2

Wakfu really spoiled me for any sort of high adventure in weebterritory.

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>>53423452
To be fair, Granblue anime is based on a mostly passive phone game and Wakfu is based on a MMO.

>>53423452
Late 80s to the mid 90s was semi decent because the TRPG bubble hadn't burst in Japan yet. Slayers, Escaflowne, Lodoss War, Ruin Explorers and whatnot...

After that point, every fantasy setting was "Kids in an MMO"

>>53423434
>Goblins
>Kobolds

Might as well be Coriander and Cilantro

Which D&D race is best for giving the shortstack treatment?

Dwarves, halflings, gnomes, goblins or kobolds?

>>53428537
Dwarf > Halfling = Goblin > Gnome > Kobold

>>53424557
>Ruin Explorers
Holy shit someone else knows this greatness? Color me shocked.

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>>53428537
This fetish should be killed with fire.

>>53428890
Yeah man, wide hips and big tits, such degenerate fetishes.

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>>53423305
>>53423383
>>53423452

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>>53429673

This thread needs to stick around so someone make it /tg related so it can be made modproof.

>>53429813
Any ideas how it could be made /tg/ relevant?

I mean, I suppose there's always finding ways to tie the various shortstack races together - for example; what if halflings are literally the result of some ancient pervy wizard engineering a perfect nubile personal servitor race out of goblins? - or figuring out D&D stats for the Draph, I guess...

>>53428537
Kobolds are egg laying lizard-people and as such should never have tits.

>>53430027
Lizardtits are a blight on the land and should be exterminated

>>53429915
I've been trying to figure out a decent origin for halflings for literal years, bud.

Even in a magical realm sense figuring them out is an impossibility.

>>53413952
Then why post a picture of a dragon gnome?

>>53429915
I mean, is "short hominids" not explanation enough?

>>53429150
Talking about fetishizing shortstack fantasy races